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OKorowanta:
I'm sure he's a Madrid fan or maybe as a juventus fan,defeat made him sounded calm like a salad vegetable and diplomatic.
The AKA wey I know na South Africa king of the Rude Boys industreet.
Davido dey learn.
Ask Rapper,Cassper Nyovest who confirmed he has received a hot slap from AKA before.

U mean to say aka dn received slap frm casper b4.aka na baby where casper dey.

Car or jean?

Stll available?

crazyABO:
It is she wore my dress damn tell me she purposely said that

Class monitor shey chevron dn employ u?

ekensi01:
Sure? hope its true.

Lolz who u be abeg?

omoadeleye:
Kis

If dey give me gun to shoot u or dis idiot bobrisky, i swear na u i go first shoot for posting iz pic here.

ekensi01:
You too the play pes?

Nah i need a ps3 slim console for my lil bro

Afonjashapmouth:
Almost new PS3 for sale with 5 games and an original pad, bought it in the UK last year. Listed below are the games
Fifa14
Fifa13
GTA5
Resonance
Sleeping Dogs

50,000 Naira

Interested and serious buyers only

Ur number bro?

Any1 here with ps3 slim for sale budget 30k.hit me up 08189745434 atlis less than 300gb

ikbnice:
It is a sign that you are fertile nah. Why are you so complex, you women!. If u know menstrute again, na deliverance from the ever- blameworthy satan una go they find. U will keep raining curses on your village people for preparing spiritual soup with your menstruation.
God created man and rested but ever since he created woman, both God and man have never rested. Women, I hail thee!

When cow know say dem want slaughter am,wetin u go dey hear from d cow s mouth na womaaaaan wooomannn womannnnn

Aunty eva kukuma tell us u want turn lezbian.dis 1 u kip saying cat cat cat aka pussy.

Her fans indeed.

verygudbadguy:
Nice piece. . Phyno should showcased the artiste more by boldly by receiving that gift. Well, it looks more like he was cornered on his way and didn't really anticipate that happening.

Phyno is a cool guy. I met him on stage one time with his local rapper friend, Olamide.

They seemed cool.

No mata what!!!atlis e suppose smile for d pic na.

HungerBAD:
I believe her story.

It is only those that have not encountered these girls especially in Italy,France and Spain that will doubt her story.

They work(prostitute) for years to pay off their debts,because of the fear of the juju oath they took.

Sometimes i want to blame these girls. As they are aware of what they are going to do in Europe,especially those living in Edo State since it is an open secret there anyway.

Their parents are also very culpable in this. They usually goad their daughters into this modern day slavery,so they too can boast of having a child in Italy.

In Benin City,every household has someb@ody in Europe and they see nothing bad in it. The Oba of Benin, and every Governmental agencies have tried to stop them,but they still venture into this modern day slavery.

I swear u knw them wella bro..ntin on dis earth go mek me pity them again never! Am frm edo state all my aunty n uncle children dn travel go italy finish.d last 1 wey dem deport, cme to stay with me here in lagos for a month i took care of dis guy cus we are fam.dude mek sum step n travel bk again dude got married to d white lady he wz dating b4.dude got 2kids frm her nw 2yrs 3yrs old daughter n a yr old son.dude dnt evn say hello to me no more.dude is livin large n sendin cars to naija anyhow bt never for once askd me bro how u dey? U dn chop? Imagine dis 17old pickin get mind to cross go over sea n u want me to pity her? FIRE!

Get rich or die tryin..i pity d owner if dem put tracking device on d bird.

D oda person dat mistekly transfer d money didnt praise her,,,,,na she cme dey praise hersef..dis 1 na husband hunter.

obailala:
These Chinese guys would soon take over the world. They see your thing, they clone it, and sell it cheap. And of course they make sure they patronise only their own products. So no kobo leaves their economy, funds only come in. The day Nigeria copies the Chinese model, that day we shall start getting things right.

The Chinese even just completed test flights for their first 'large' passenger planes which is to compete with Boeing and Airbus; and of course, Chinese airlines have instantly ordered thousands.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/05/11/3FF91C5600000578-4476430-image-a-13_1493980526554.jpg
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/17855/production/_95914369_gettyimages-678991366.jpg
https://www.nairaland.com/3781589/chinas-1st-passenger-plane-takes

Meanwhile, for all those saying fake, fake, fake!!! I laugh at your ignorance, you obviously live in the far past.

Anyway, a Nigerian minister told us recently that our president even in London swallows Nigerian made tablets...

Dnt mind dem....let them b shouting fake meanwhile na our naija people dey tel dem to produce semi original n fake stuff for naija.we all knw samsung,lg,panasonic,hp,asus,acer,playstation,all dis stuffs cme frm china.

Chop alone n die along...

Ur dad for tell u wetin dem dey do person wey enter market steal 1kobo...na cememt dem dey giv dem drink as tea..

Victornezzar:
Op u can't compare d value of naira den nd now
As we keep going things keep increasing

Tell him to ask iz dad if dat 12kobo is easy to get back then....

Codedrock:
Are you serious..?? Exact same thing happens to me.. I thought I was special..

It's just so fun.. I love the nightmares.. Mine are like adventures when I know I can't win or get too scared I wake myself up and smile..
The flying ones are the ones I love most..

And sometimes I think I create the dream like I'm pldirecting a movie or something.. It's just so fun

Wat are we waiting for...?mek we form our own naija ocean 11 nau...we can call it elegushi beach 11.

wyqay:
mumu

Mumu abi aburo oloshi..

What about sleep travel u are awake n yet dreaming controling things.tellin urself yes i knw iz a dream lemme do wat i want freestylin...

Rip roger.....roger cn bleep for d world...#moviethings

Oyindidi:
I no even know your moniker, bros all this na for that my one line sentence. No vex abeg summarise for me

Dnt go for them if u cnt afford them..stay clear! N stop giving them bad names.u wan eat better food bt u no wan spend.

They are tryin to find out if u b gbomo gbomo..

Oyindidi:
Broke guys no suppose get erection

Am tellin u i dnt knw wz iz wrong wit sum dude u callin her broke did she force u to cme after her...der is d babe i met at d bnk just 3weeks ago beautiful fair lady.we decided to meet n i askd her where she said anywhere i askd if i cn cme to her plc she said no.oya cme my plc she said no n she no wan evn lemme rest i askd her again where she say anywhere of my choice i said ok na for bustop we go meet b dat..n d next words she said wz i never taste shawama n pizza b4 lolzzz.for her mind she iz smart.told her ok i ll b cming down to ikotun let meet at domino pizza..she cme with sum1 i laff for my mind cnt blame her duh cus na me find trouble na me collect her number.i askd wat dey want n she wat like anytin.i said ok n i told her frnd to order for anytin she want she did.i askz d madam herself wetin she want n she want like i no knw oo n i wz like no b u say u never chop pizza b4 see pizza here nau.she order for d pizza i ask her if dat wz enuf she say yes bt i still went ahead to order for more pizza for her mek she chop n vommit.to me iz wz funs i wznt evn thinkin of yanshin her sef bt d girl miss road...after d whole drama i still gave her 2k for tp her house iz just very close to d plc we met..truth is dat if ur nt ready to spend on a lady then dnt evn think of askin them out.me myself kuma no dey call her again na she still dey beg to see me i aint angry wit her bt angry dat she never told me she wz cming with her gfrnd.

Everyday, Morning, afternoon and 2 times in the evening.

na inside bedroom ur office dey abi?

Everyday, Morning, afternoon and 2 times in the evening.

na inside bedroom ur office dey abi? lolzz

Sirpaul:
Ladies, when you see that ex that hurt you in town, just point at him and shout "Thief thief!!"
My sister God will handle the Rest.

May iz be ur portion in jesus name.

Airforce1:
So no reward

Even the owner of the missing money didnt even show appreciation whatsoever?

No worry d money go lost again...dis tym around na me go see am pick.

safarigirl:
this is the only thing I CAN do (never had to do it though)....and contrary to your reason, I can do it in situations where I am meeting this guy for the first time and have no prior knowledge of him per se

It is a safety measure

BTW, why in heaven's name would you expect a girl to follow you home on a first date? There are so many dangers to doing that.

If I'm going on a date, I always make sure of the following:

1) I must be familiar with the location (enough to know my way home from there)

2) It must be a public place

3) I must have money on me for transport especially and even general expenses sometimes

If one or more of these conditions are not met, I will not be leaving the safety of my house to see any man. I have watched too many Crime Series to ignore certain things

So what if d dude is pretendin to b nice on first n 2nd date....U went to his house d 3rd date n den d next we see on nairaland is PRETTY GIRL HZ BEEN MISSING SINCE YESTIDAY...im no referin to u ooo.#justsaying