₦airaland Forum

Madness who get time to sitdown n tink of all dis? Safety first when there is life there is hope.

Stdaviding:
I need a serious dog lover who can adopt my female bull mastiff dog. I don't want to put her up for sale so that I can have unhindered access to her. She dropped four pups sometimes in march but lost all the pups due to my busy schedules. I've not been able to attend to her lately and I can't watch her suffer.
I will prefer someone around Agbado/Ijaye/Kola or Sango area
Kindly drop your contact if you think you can take care of her.

Hit me up on whasapp am in lagos ikotun ijegun..got neo n black bb...they cud b frnds.08189745434

Jay z n ori malu horn...hmmm

Defaramade:
Hello Puff, Top of the morning to you

Haaaa! See muniru n ambali 's kids dn tek over frm where der papa stop.

Nah dude is joking...he mean opposite of fresher.

Pic wey dem crop?

Quinn22:
Lai lai
I'm slow to anger, I just dey cruise dey go

Correct babe...

adeoladeola:
Haba! Why are u insulting us na? Yoruba girls too are hardworking joor...

No mind dat 1..tell him to go to island mek him see how yoruba babes dey hustle hard...

anwulica:
Another Moroccan Billionaire Ashawo Man has invited this runs Babe for some serious 'knacking'

I hear they pay like REAL Magas!!!

Her goal in life is to compete with Daniella Okeke in p*ssy selling!

If there's really money in Nollywood why do old veteran actors die regularly in abject PENURY?!

Even the young sharp ones BEG for HELP when the dreaded KIDNEY FAILURE comes knocking!

Business trip my foot, Holiday my clit

Chaiii wetin i go buy give u ooo

Quinn22:
Men were
created for just sperm donors, I pity dem

Lolz chaii quinn u dey vex ooo..take am easy biko..

deebest8:
Hey chai biko short up, no b una cos ham after una Don show us dat una two paw paw finish our head go start to they turn now u are here talking as if you are innocent. See no try that again oo b warned

Wetin dis 1 dey yarn? E b like say d weed wey ur neigbour dey smoke dn dey effect ur brain ba?

Bitch is ugly as f**k...see duck face abeg..

dainformant:
what do u mean by exposing him? he is a SECURITY GUARD at the institution for crying out loud and everyone knows about it even the bad people ... he is already exposed whether u believe it or not

Avnt heard of judas iscariot aka whistle blower?

HungerBAD:
While i do commend his efforts.

Whoever put him out here like this,has just placed a target sign on his back.

At 24, Joshua has a lot to live for. About time he resigns from the job,and get far away from Maiduguri.

Life first.

M tellin u my brother..like i said b4 naija will never learn...d guy is evn in maiduguri headquater of bokoharam n yet dey xpose him like dis.

Femich18:
Haha haha... what to delete their songs? No vex he was just joking with her nah

No mind dat 1 u want delete their song as if dem dey pay u to listen to their song...

If woman love u she dn love u..forget abt first date anytin cn happen when nepa tek light..

DanceVille:
Everything has a rule, even a relationship. There are
certain things that a guy would say to a lady on a first
date which would determine whether there will be
another date.


Most Nigerian men are not perfect when it comes to
wooing a lady. Due to ego, some men assume that they
can convince any girl to date them, irrespective of what
they do or say.


This principle might work for only a few but a higher
percentage of ladies expect a prospective boyfriend to be
on point in his manner of approach as well as in his
intentions.


First impression matters a lot. If you get it right on a first
date, you are more likely to get a second date and more.
Ladies do not appreciate a braggadocio, so mentioning
your achievements to a lady you are getting to know will
only turn her off.


Unfortunately, most Nigerian guys think this is the best
way to get a girl since most ladies are materialistic.
Well, you’ll need to change your vocabulary. Here are
some silly things most Nigerian men say to ladies that
should be avoided on a first date.


1. I Love You


Okay Pause! How can you possibly love someone you
are still getting to know? That would be lust and a huge
lie for you to say. In as much as you feel something for
her, it is definitely not love, so saying ‘I love you’ either
makes you a liar or a confused fellow.


2. I Am the Son of . . ./ the CEO of . . .


Men, Ladies First
Date
Some men cannot camouflage on low key because they
think if she knows who’se son he is, or where he works,
it might boost his reputation. Well, here’s the shocker,
women do not like it when men strike them as being
proud.
Some ladies might be overwhelmed by your status, some
do not care and may look down on your proud tellings. If
you are not her type, being the son of Dangote will not
change that.


3. You Look Like My Ex


Really! Comparison to an ex; who may still be her
competition, is a ‘NO NO Liner.’ Tell her she looks pretty
and not liken her to someone you once had feelings for.
That will only make her a second option; because your
ex is no more available, you want to settle for her look-
alike.


4. What Are Your Statistics?


Now this would piss women off totally. It is irritating
when men walk up to ladies and within few minutes start
to ask them for their statistics when the guys do not
work for modelling agencies.
This is a lustful question and most ladies may frown at
it. Not only is it inappropriate, it could sound as a rude
shock to the lady.


5. I Can Buy You Anything You Want


Men, Ladies First
Date
Ladies do not like it when they meet men who see them
as cheap,with the assumption that they would fall once
they know their financial needs can be taken care of.
Some ladies would rather walk in rags with pride than
date men who would give them clothes and later make
them feel worthless. Some men even go as far as saying
‘I Can Take You Round the World.’ Not every woman
enjoys these exaggerated promises, especially if the man
is trying so hard to buy her love.


6. I Will Give You Satisfaction


This is really disgusting and most men say it even
though not in black and white. Not only is it
inappropriate to say this to a woman, it is embarrassing
for a lady to be addressed like that when she is not a
prostitute. Even though ladies worry about the sexual
performances of their partners, they do not appreciate it
when men propose this to them while asking them out. It
makes them feel like the men are after their bodies and
nothing else.


7. I Want to Marry You


This line might captivate the heart of teenagers who do
not know what life is talking about. However, saying it to
a lady in her late twenties and above, suggests that you
are either mocking her or plan to use the marriage liner
to get into her panties.
Having said all of these, courtesy demands that the next
time you are about to sweep a lady off her feet, you
should stay clear off the above phrases. Be yourself and
she will love you for who you are.


Compiled By: DanceVille

For learners only.

If na camera i dey find...Canon camera stll full market..

Oga i no go believe u since u no snap them.

Dis 1 wey carry rag cover eyes...i wonder how she want tek see road shoot person...

dealslip:
You posted God Bless Nigeria and then said God is foolish on your moniker. Where do you belong?

Dnt blame them blame d mod...n seun.

Dey shud av simply inject d guy with sum poison...n send him off to die..or put a trackin device on him.naija wll never learn.

Explorers:
Sure, even if there's a word greater than "Better pass" sef.

Infact ive never seen a plane on the ground not to talk of boarding it except in the sky and screens.

But i dont hide it and i dont fake what am not, what i can't do or what am not up to.




In everything there are levels, even in wealth.

BowWow is a star, celebrity, he's rich fine no doubt, but not as JayZ and others.

So posting a fake way of life to me is not that necessary bro, he can just be what he is and be real.


We should just be ourselves, but keep struggling for greater heights and we'll definitely get there.

That's me bro.


So that airport you talked about, ive not seen it now, but will someday.

Them no dey arrest late comers now


Abi lalasticlala?

Lolz amebo no good ooo shey u knw.we all got secretz..atlis bow wow is still lookin dope.if bow wow begin do yahoo yahoo shey u knw say d dude go hammer wella.

Agimor:
All these girls fresh walahi..... Didn't Lia Mohammed say anything.... I'm more interested in what he said.

Wetin just dey hungry me now Na to kick dat him leg wey him cross.

E better pass u wey never see airport b4..

skinless cocoyam.

Dis 1 na aja aka bingo.

Nwachukwu1986:
For two years u don't know his house. Let me ask where do u guys Bleep?

back of her house...

jordanriverz:
i know but, you know how it feels when u love someone deeply....its hard to let go

shatap der n goan read ur book...u love him n yet dnt knw iz house which kind mumu love b dat no wonder una dey miss anyhow dis days...

sarrki:
It's part of warfare

Please be patriotic even for 2hrs

It will do you good

which mumu warfare u want to come n kill me with knife n u xpect me to sit down n cross my leg n sleep abi

smart unborn child inside d woman s womb na em hold d man joystick cus d child dn alreasdy knw d size n colour of iz popcy joystick.