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Politics / Re: Ogbonnia Oko Enyim Resigns As Umahi's SSA Over Interference In His Family by Cynocefaal: 9:40am On Apr 01, 2021
Sweet in the middle you know��
Politics / Re: Dimeji Bankole To Supporters: I Have Joined APC, Pray For Me by Cynocefaal: 6:38am On Apr 01, 2021
Dude just married a new wife
Politics / Re: PDP, Others Criticises FG As US Alleges Massive Graft In Buhari's Regime by Cynocefaal: 6:28am On Apr 01, 2021
adenigga:

https://m.punchng.com/news/PDP-others-carpet-FG-as-US-alleges-massive-graft-in-Buhari-regime

Beware of someone who claims to have the solution to all your problems, he'd probably leave you worse than he met you

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 6:23am On Apr 01, 2021
BAZ001:


You dey call us zombies be dt grin
wetin u go come call Goat Kanu and 1million geng

Your star-earner says he's throwing down the keys by year end. Did you read that part?

Uber is no career bro except for deadbeats & zombies. I'm going to ignore all those guys with comprehension issues since all they do is confirm the driver stereotype

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Education / Re: This Is The Most Untaught Topic In Secondary Mathematics. Were You Taught? by Cynocefaal: 6:16am On Apr 01, 2021
CandyOps:


I shouldn't be replying u because it serves me no purpose. So I'm just doing this for the fun of it.

But then I'll just make a few pointers here and there to set you straight...

Dubai isnt just special it's breathtakingly stunning. And will completely blow your mind away if you ever set foot there as a tourist. Next, you compare Dubai vs Heaven and Nigeria vs Hell. I see what you did there at least you agree Dubai is somewhat like heaven.

About the money thing I said i was totally wrong on that. Racism is bad. And people shouldn't be profiled using race alone


All your value judgements are obviously wrong/upside-down. You're the new breed of Nigerian: poor in both body and spirit
Crime / Re: Two Police Officers Feared Dead As Charles Soludo Escape Gun Attack -tiz Naija by Cynocefaal: 11:00pm On Mar 31, 2021
So this bald-headed dog is just sixty

Barawo
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 10:19pm On Mar 31, 2021
BAZ001:


You dey call us zombies be dt grin
wetin u go come call Goat Kanu and 1million geng

i doubt you're a career uber-driver

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Education / Re: This Is The Most Untaught Topic In Secondary Mathematics. Were You Taught? by Cynocefaal: 9:24pm On Mar 31, 2021
CandyOps:


Scam is bad no doubts. But the only reason you face whatever difficulty or racial profiling isn't because of Nigerian scammers. It's because you're broke. Nobody likes a broke nigga, my nigga. Weda Spanish, West Indian or Nigerian.

If your money dey choke, you carry am enter Dubai you'll have nothing short of a royal treatment in the choicest spots on that island.

No dey cap dust bro

You're telling him he cannot, should not live a decent life unless he's a billionaire

Nothing special about Dubai it ain't heaven, & we are set to turn Nigeria to a hell on earth with the way we are going. You shouldn't have to be a billionaire in naira before you can live decent
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2021
dru23:



Those that are hawking goods in the hot traffic .. U think they are not risking their lives......

Every job has is risk and reward ...been broke and homeless is something I don't wish on anyone.....choose wisely my brother........

I rather wrk myself to death than beg any man for handout

Go ahead bro...tho I know it's not yourself you're working to death but other people

You're just the overseer, uber/bolt own the plantation tongue

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2021
peeps4u:
I think that's net earning after app deduction. There is no way he won't pocket 250k at least after deducting fuel cost. Not like every month he has to do a major repair on the car. Even cars used for normal day to day runnings take huge money for repairs at times.


You're right I thought it was gross earning

Quality of life is zero tho...uber driving is no career, except for zombies maybe tongue

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 4:40pm On Mar 31, 2021
maysoft:
Bro, the App commission is Out, That's the Net earnings I posted.
with the fuel of about 300k.@ 4k a day



my bad
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cynocefaal: 3:57pm On Mar 31, 2021
maysoft:


Check this out. And don’t work on sundays.

Only 6 days a week.

Not trying to knock your hustle bro, but this isn't anything fantastic from a ROI perspective.

Net-off fuel, app commission and maintenance/routine-repairs (concomitant with heavy usage of the vehicle) and you are left with about 150k per month...probably less

Considering the hours put in, the usual risk of spending so many hours behind the wheel, add that unique flavor of risk you also bear in thsi case, driving whilst fatigued everyday...the figures are not so fantastic, risk versus reward.

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death For Insulting Prophet Muhammad In Darazo, Bauchi (Graphic Pix by Cynocefaal: 10:28pm On Mar 30, 2021
Islie:
Bauchi Community Torture, Burn Man To Death For Allegedly Insulting Prophet Muhammad



https://saharareporters.com/2021/03/30/bauchi-community-torture-burn-man-death-allegedly-insulting-prophet-muhammad

May God continue to punish that animal Lord Lugard and his saggy-breast whōre Flora Shaw

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Politics / Re: Justice Umar Kicks A Security Guard At Abuja Plaza (Video) by Cynocefaal: 9:22pm On Mar 30, 2021
Islie:
Code of Conduct Tribunal Chairman, Justice Umar Publicly Assaults, Brutalises Security Guard At Abuja Plaza



https://saharareporters.com/2021/03/29/breaking-code-conduct-tribunal-chairman-justice-umar-publicly-assaults-brutalises

Look at the big truck they are using to drive that madman around and it's probably bulletproof

This.country is an exercise in futility

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Business To Business / Re: Biodigester: The Cheap And New Innovative Soakaway by Cynocefaal: 6:45am On Mar 30, 2021
Dude you don't understand this thing you're doing, you're nothing but a public health hazard
Politics / Re: President Buhari Delivers Address At Bola Tinubu's 12th Colloquium by Cynocefaal: 8:53pm On Mar 29, 2021
Jokers and Fools
Politics / Re: Tinubu To FG: Recruit 50 Million Youths Into Army To Fight Insecurity by Cynocefaal: 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2021
lalasticlala:


https://punchng.com/insecurity-recruit-50-million-youths-into-army-tinubu-urges-fg/

Baba ti blaze k'o to gun podium grin

Too much of that good California kush is bad for rational thinking!
Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In A Gutter In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by Cynocefaal: 8:41pm On Mar 29, 2021
Yahoo boys got her finally

So sad
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Gifts Food Items To Over 300 Families In Ogoniland, Rivers State (Pix) by Cynocefaal: 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2021
Akfrenzy:
hope u listened to his song MONSTER U MADE? Abi u don smoke this early?

No na your Papa smoke

Ozuor
Politics / Re: National Assembly Proposes 235 New Tertiary Institutions, Despite Cash Crunch by Cynocefaal: 10:46pm On Mar 28, 2021
Subsidybad21:


From 2013-2020, power cost 20-30 naira per kwh. Meanwhile, it cost N53 to porduce one kwh.

Until recently, Nigerian DISCOS were, as a result, selling power at a loss.

The difference was paid by a combination of loans and grants from foreign bodies, and countries. Even then, it was not enough to cover DISCO losses.

Also, as at 2018, 40% of Nigerian electricity subscrbers were not paying their bills at all

A combination of that, and at the end of the day, DISCOS and GENCOS are running at a loss.

Maybe if you were running a business, and 40% of your customers were not paying, and the rest did not pay you full price, you would have difficulty meeting your customer';s needs.

(Data from reading widely...see PwC's report on Nigerian power sector too)



1.In the UK, everyone pays their power bills. Power costs higher than IT does in Nigeria.

2.Refinereis don't work, because we inssit on paying N162 for something that costs more than 200 naira to produce. Niger has a functioning refienry, and they pay N350 per liter of fuel....despite being an oil producer like us....which means their refinery makes enough profit to run well.

And we have been underpaying our refinereis for the fuel they produce for decades. The subsidy they pay has at no time been enough to cover losses resulting. And because NNPC refinery worker's salary is not dependent on refineries being profitable....they get their salary if the things work or no...no wonder we don't have functioning refinereis.

If we deregulated, and allowed marketers to charge the prices they want, and privatised NNPC and the refinereis, thighs would work. But you Nigerians have told all your governments since the 1990's you want subsidy. So, prices are kept artifically low for refinereis to work properly.


Why are you so incoherent did you smoke weed? which of the refineries is working?
Politics / Re: National Assembly Proposes 235 New Tertiary Institutions, Despite Cash Crunch by Cynocefaal: 10:43pm On Mar 28, 2021
Islie:


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Everybody is insane in this country

Federal Republic of Lunatics Worldwide...ruled/run by the Fula who are the kings of madmen in this 21st century, bathing with cow urine and slashing women and kids with those long knives of theirs.
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Gifts Food Items To Over 300 Families In Ogoniland, Rivers State (Pix) by Cynocefaal: 10:33pm On Mar 28, 2021
Draei:


See mumu talk.

Cuz he's the lga chairman abi government huh?

So now he wins Grammy, he automatically turns an All Round problem solver? Mtcheeew!

that's why you can never win grammy

igbo has chop half of your whole grey matter
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Gifts Food Items To Over 300 Families In Ogoniland, Rivers State (Pix) by Cynocefaal: 10:21pm On Mar 28, 2021
jaybenugo:
Burnaboy Gifts Food Items To Over 300 Families In Ogoniland, Rivers State (Photos)

As part of his homecoming activities for Saturday 27th March 2021, Nigerian Grammy Award winner, Burnaboy made a donation of food items to over 300 families in Kono, Ogoniland in Rivers State, IgbereTV reports.

See photos below.
https://www.facebook.com/100555061623833/posts/286969539649050/?app=fbl

Instead of him to speak out against the environmental degradation of his tribal homeland.

God no go shame us oh!
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by Cynocefaal: 7:37pm On Mar 28, 2021
Golan007:

Before Invictus Obi and Hushbingo.

he's way bigger than those two, this guy is a legend

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Politics / Re: Hausas is 30 Million with no Governor, Fulanis is 8 Million with 13 Governors. by Cynocefaal: 5:45pm On Mar 28, 2021
Parachoko:
The Governor of Kano state is Hausa.

Ganduje is Fula
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by Cynocefaal: 1:56pm On Mar 28, 2021
This guy is the most successful scammer in African history

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Crime / Re: Gang Steals Nigerian Vehicles, Sells Them Off In Niger Republic by Cynocefaal: 10:41pm On Mar 27, 2021
ogododo:


https://punchng.com/gang-steals-nigerian-vehicles-sells-them-off-in-niger-republic/

Damn. take a look at that fat fûck on the right...what a miserable bunch of inbred aboki cretins
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Throws Maiduguri Into Darkness Again, Blows Up Power Tower by Cynocefaal: 10:13pm On Mar 27, 2021
chudoza:
the south is gonna have a lovely evening feasting on this thread grin cheesy, while they lash at each other later, yebbos and yellobas are the problem of Nigeria, they're trialist, infidels and evil minded criminals, soon the north that units you will leave Nigeria for you, and ye all are gonna suffer..... Allah please bless Arewaland

You're a chunk of excrement...Allah please fûck Arewaland up their stinky anus
Politics / Re: Wike Not Bound To Appoint Most Senior Judge As Chief Judge-rivers Attorney Gener by Cynocefaal: 6:23am On Mar 27, 2021
AsomughaChuks02:
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This is shameless lie from Wike and his AG. The NJC always recommends the most senior judge in any state to become chief judge. It is their tradition. Wike wants to silence that woman because she is Igbo.

Isn't Amadi also an Igbo name?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Mother And Son For Alleged ₦50 Million Internet Fraud by Cynocefaal: 5:21am On Mar 27, 2021
emmanuelpopson:
Good one.. 10 kobo wine.. they dont know that EFCC re getting tips from the FBI and tracing BTC addresses.. they shd arrest the thieves and scammers making legit guys work extra hard to meet up with life..

Prolly just a suspicious transaction enquiry inside First Bank here, FBI too far

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Mother And Son For Alleged ₦50 Million Internet Fraud by Cynocefaal: 5:18am On Mar 27, 2021
ebukajay184:
EFCC Arrests Mother And Son For Alleged N50M Internet Fraud (Photo)


https://www.facebook.com/509762239046271/posts/3945820915440369/?app=fbl

Mama been think say na blessing of God locate her pikin

See as she keep face like Kermit the Frog

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