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Travel / Re: Itunnu Babalola: Facts Of The Matter - NIDCOM by Cynocefaal: 3:29pm On Mar 19, 2021
Doraty1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6460495/justiceforitunu-itunu-babalola-illegally-jailed#99905604



https://twitter.com/nidcom_gov/status/1372902115463561220?s=19

This diaspora commission is nothing short of a testament to the failure of Nigeria as a sovereign state.

That poor lady would have spent decades in prison had the journalist not used his platform to embarass NIDCOM into action on her behalf, because Nigerian embassies worldwide are as useless as the Nigerian state.
Politics / Re: NNPC Subsidiaries Received N1.45 Trillion In Credit Sales In 2019 — Report by Cynocefaal: 11:53pm On Mar 18, 2021
post=99988036:
If NNPC does not even know the amount of oil leaving Nigeria, how would the state-owned oil firm be able to audit the supply of crude and gas and collect appropriate revenue?

Ask your stinking daddy

Bung hole
Politics / Re: Six Top Sex Scandals Involving Nigerian Politicians (pics) by Cynocefaal: 11:23pm On Mar 18, 2021
tutudesz:
Willy Amadi own was very funny O! My guy just dey play sweet music, while the two girls were enjoying themselves together grin grin

Lol grin he was getting his dìck sucked by a third girl
Celebrities / Re: I Am Single And Unavailable - Diane Russet by Cynocefaal: 10:28pm On Mar 18, 2021
Iamdemola1:


https://twitter.com/ntombenhleeee/status/1372249189606899713?s=19

 
Reacting to this, Diane stated that she is single and unavailable. She added that she will block any tweet disguised as joke. 
 
She tweeted; 
 



https://twitter.com/DianeRusset/status/1372265920337444866?s=19

Lol grin Kaduna tohtoh wey dey gobble prick like say tomorrow no dey

It is well
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzania's President John Magufuli Dies by Cynocefaal: 11:00pm On Mar 17, 2021
Crime / Re: Belgian Hospital Cut Off Nigerian Lady's Cervix, Paralyses Sister-in-law by Cynocefaal: 10:57pm On Mar 17, 2021
Horrific shocked
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Has Done What No Igbo Man Dead Or Alive Has Done- Asari Dokubo by Cynocefaal: 10:30pm On Mar 17, 2021
Wetin Nnamdi do wey Ojukwu no do?

He declare Biafra, Ojukwu declare complete Biafra

He run go exile, Ojukwu run go exile

He carry tohtoh for London, leave him people dey die, Ojukwu carry tohtoh for London and Cote d'Ivoire over ten years, he left the whole Ibo tribe marginalised and disenfranchised back home
Properties / Re: Lekan Adegbite Decries High Price Of Cement In Nigeria Despite Local Production by Cynocefaal: 9:19pm On Mar 17, 2021
RuudVanNisteroy:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/minister-decries-high-price-of-cement-in-nigeria/

Just watch this...he's going out

That guy will be replaced within a few months

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Crime / Re: Residents Break Bottle On IKEDC Staff’s Head For Disconnecting Power (Graphic) by Cynocefaal: 9:09pm On Mar 17, 2021
EBMedia:
Residents of a community in Lagos state assaulted a staff of Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company (IKEDC) while carrying out his job, IgbereTV reports.

It was gathered that he had gone to disconnect the power line of bill defaulters when he was attacked by members of the area who claimed they have not seen power for three weeks.

In a video which surfaced online, a man with deep cuts in his head was being stitched up by medical personnel.

According to Twitter user, @Nigeriangod_, who posted the video, residents of the community attacked the IKEDC for disconnecting electricity shortly after coming out of three weeks power outage in the area.

In the video, the man could be seen bleeding and groaning in pain as he received medical attention.

@Nigeriangod_ wrote;


https://twitter.com/Nigeriangod_/status/1372080479084679168?s=20

Good job

They should have lynched him in fact

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Celebrities / Re: Thelma Ukaegbu Celebrates Her Birthday With A Dinner Reception (Photos) by Cynocefaal: 7:06pm On Mar 17, 2021
When she buy Range Rover make nobody come ask how many movie she act o

The wages of sin grin

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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Squats To Greet Emir Of Zaria (Photo) by Cynocefaal: 11:04pm On Mar 16, 2021
sarrki:
His excellency the Governor of Kaduna State and His Royal Highness the Emir of Zazzau Amb Ahmed Nuhu Bamalli are in peace. May God grant the king a safe return.

Tomorrow he will depose him over some flimsy.political squbbles

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Politics / Re: Major U.I Urang Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Borno by Cynocefaal: 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2021
Gofwane:
My heart so cold towards these Nigerian Army guys that I don't feel any sympathy for them anymore. They've allowed themselves to become objects of ridicule through corruption and lack of professionalism.

Shout out to the Air force. Their standards are top notch.

The same airforce wey.dey drop supply for ISWAP instead of bombs...airforce wey assassinate Tolu Arotile to keep her from straffing the terrorists

You be mugu

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Politics / Re: Igbo People Have No Empire And No Heros by Cynocefaal: 4:43am On Mar 16, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
We all know about the Hausa empire, the fulani empire, the benin empire, the Old oyo empire and their heros, we all hear about the history of some of their heros, we hear about usman dan fudio, Afonja, queen aminat, Sango and how they went to battle against other empires and defeated them.

But something amazes me, i have never heard about any igbo empire, never heard about any igbo hero, never heard about any igbo wars. other empires organized wars against the colonists, they resisted and fought until they were subdued, never read any resistance of the colonists by the igbos.

The only war, we know the igbos fought was the civil war in which they were defeated by NIGERIA.

The only igbo hero i know was a fictional one in Chinue Achebe book, Okonkwo in things fall apart.

This is something to ponder about, please if you know any igbo empire or any igbo hero, mention them, i am curious.

How is that your problem in life

You just a stoopid person
Politics / Re: Major U.I Urang Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Borno by Cynocefaal: 4:01am On Mar 16, 2021
EzeNri:
My question is, why would a Major be commanding a Battalion, a Special Force Battalion for that matter?

A Colonel should command a Battalion, Brigadier General, a Brigade and Major General a Division.

A Major should be commanding a Company not a Special Forces Battalion please.

The Fula hierarchy sent him to his early grave
Politics / Re: Ekiti Pays ENDSARS Victims, Farmers N507.4m Compensation by Cynocefaal: 12:24am On Mar 16, 2021
Letthrmsay:



We Know una,hatred is in your DNA,someone just postes billions paid by lagos state,yet d hatred that will kill u must surface,omo iranian,Tinubu is your nightmare as if f he is the one that exchange your destiny with kerosene and turn u to refugee in lagos.

Your life is operating under a heavy generational curse, that is why you keep helping your own enemies to oppress you and your kids even to the next four generations

Apoda
Politics / Re: Ekiti Pays ENDSARS Victims, Farmers N507.4m Compensation by Cynocefaal: 12:15am On Mar 16, 2021
Better cashout

Fayemi na tortoise. Only those who don't know him keep singing his praises up till now...In fact Akeredolu with him Moses-biabia, na learner for where this thief dey
Politics / Re: Major U.I Urang Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Borno by Cynocefaal: 11:52pm On Mar 15, 2021
BabaOwen:
A man from Andoni, fighting a useless fight that was created by Kanuri politicians.

Thank you

Someone who sided with oppressors to the detriment of his own kinfolk...
Politics / Re: 618 Schools Shut In Northern States Over Abduction Scare by Cynocefaal: 1:14pm On Mar 15, 2021
Boko Haram has finally succeeded in shutting down educational sevices within the northern states.

Now watch them replicate the same strategy south of the Niger, unchallenged by the security agencies - who are obviously complicit, by the way.

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Properties / Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Cynocefaal: 4:51am On Mar 15, 2021
RealGboy:
immediately I turned right to see who was greeting me . Lo and behold I saw the most beautiful creature ever , the babe must be in her early twenties , not fair not dark but glowing , she's got curves , dimples and was blessed both front and back ,

How I was able to see all these in just 2 seconds is another topic entirely , I greeted her back and introduced myself as the new tenant ( seeing the babe automatically made me certain Its a good house after all).

I told her my name and she replied with her name adding that she's the landlord daughter ,

I replied ooh nice to meet you , that's when I noticed her carrying some bats about 3 bats in a parker .

I was shocked again and I asked her if bats do come to the compound ,she looked surprise and asked me where I saw bat .I pointed to her hand and she laughed and said "No these are just mosquitoes"..

"Jesussssss " I screamed ,she smiled and told me it's nothing to worry about she also assured me that she will put me through on how to stop them from coming into my room..

When I heard that my senses flew away , " Are you sure you would put me through" I asked again .
She replied yeah ,she then ask if I am married and I quickly replied that I'm not married and very single ..
She just smiled and said " Me too" ..

Before I could say anything else the caretaker showed up ,and the girl excuse us assuring me that she will check on me later ..

When the caretaker asked "How far u like the house ?". I replied yes yes .it's a beautiful place with beautiful animals .(up till now I still couldn't believe I said that )..

We proceeded to the ATM,I withdrew the money ,signed agreement,paid and collected key.
There was not much to do in the room , except for the door net ,

I was introduced to someone that could help me fix the net ,I paid and left for my friend house ,the thought of the babe has clouded my mind and I totally forgot about the

Dog that looked like Lion
Rat that looked like Cat
Mosquito that looked like bat ..


I got home that night unknown to me that my troubles had just began





Typing..



You this yeye boy... all the juju wey you chop take do yahoo plus, don dabaru your your flimsy brain

Better go for deliverance or go wash your head before it's too late
Crime / Re: Mother Of Two Allegedly Runs Over Woman With Car, Dumps Her Body In Dump Site by Cynocefaal: 11:05pm On Mar 14, 2021
MuguVideosNG:
The Akwa-Ibom state-born suspect expressed regrets over her decision to dump the corpse in an isolated place, blaming her decision on wrong counsel by a friend.

The story has been told of a mother of two kids who allegedly ran over a woman with her car and then proceeded to dump the corpse in a dump site.
She rushed out of her car, after bringing it to an abrupt halt, to behold the horrifying sight of a woman lying on the walkway, motionless. She was alleged to have hit the victim with her car.

There was a commotion as commuters and passers-by rushed to where the victim laid on the floor. Everyone was giving their respective suggestion at the same time, while some were busy taking shots of the victim on the ground, with their mobile phones.
An elderly man later suggested they rush the victim to the hospital, where she could be resuscitated. Unfortunately, the victim was confirmed dead at an undisclosed hospital.

Crime Guard gathered that doctors at the hospital told the mother of two identified as Mrs Anita Harrison, to take the corpse to the Police station to incident the matter, from where she would be accompanied by policemen to deposit the corpse in the morgue. Rather than heed the advice, the suspect drove to an isolated place after the long bridge on the Lagos/Ibadan expressway and dumped the corpse, close to a dump site and zoomed.

Meanwhile, back at the victim’s home, apprehension had set in, following her absence.
Relatives of the 35-year-old victim, Lafiat Idowu, reported her disappearance to the Police, who conducted a routine search round hospitals, morgues and other places. In the process, the Police team was said to have visited the hospital where the victim was rushed to and were informed about a case of an auto accident victim that was brought in dead. Surprisingly, one of the nurses brought out a piece of paper where the registration number of the vehicle that brought the victim was scribbled on.

The suspect was traced to her house at 12 Sabena street, Iju Ishaga, through her plate number, at the weekend.

When Vanguard interviewed the Akwa-Ibom state-born suspect, she expressed regrets over her decision to dump the corpse in an isolated place, blaming her decision on wrong counsel by a friend.

According to her: “A friend called me last Thursday, that she wanted to introduce me to a business.
“I went to meet her at Computer Village, Ikeja. On my way back, I gave her a ride. On reaching under the Ikeja Bridge, inward Agege, I didn’t know what happened.
“I didn’t see anyone crossing the road, neither did I see myself ramming into anyone. I had driven past a woman when I heard people shouting .
“I don’t know if the tyre of the car climbed her or whether the car was close to her. It was the shout of people that made me stop.

“The lady in the car with me accompanied me to the hospital we rushed the victim to. We were not allowed to bring her out of the car.

“The nurses called a Doctor who checked her and confirmed she was dead. He said she had internal bleeding. Immediately I heard that,I passed out. By the time I was revived, they told me to take the corpse to the police station. The woman with me advised us to go and drop the lifeless body where the police would discover it and take it to the morgue.

“I drove to the expressway along Mowe Ibafo. By then, it was dark. I stopped at a point but could not look at the lifeless body because that was my first time seeing one. The lady with me brought the corpse out of the car and dumped it there.

“I drove home and told my husband who informed the Police. But to my surprise, we saw some people who later identified themselves as policemen, in our house.
“I did not hit her with my car. I can’t tell what happened. I don’t want to go to jail. I have two children. The first is two years and the second is just seven months old. “Unfortunately, the woman that advised me to dump the corpse can’t be reached on phone”.

At this point, she burst into tears.
Explaining how the body was recovered, the Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, CSP Olumuyiwa Adejobu, said when the suspect was arrested, she took policemen to where the corpse was dumped, to ascertain whether it was that of the missing woman.

But he said the corpse was not found at the spot it was dumped. An Inquiry from the Sagamu division, according to him, revealed that policemen from the division evacuated the body to the Sagamu General Hospital morgue. On reaching the morgue, he said relatives of the deceased confirmed she was the one.
He added that investigation was still ongoing.

See as she be like olosho

combatant one o, no be ordinary one
Politics / Re: Fantastical Corruption: Redeemed Church Should Handle All Road Contracts by Cynocefaal: 10:57pm On Mar 14, 2021
RuudVanNisteroy:
Redeemed Christian Church of God members should put pressure on theie G.O as a matter of national emergency to setup a construction company. Nigeria has one of the worst road networks in the world that has costs hundreds of thousand of lives, due to the spirit of principalities and powers of corruption that has taken hold of it's leaders.

What the fùck are you really talking about, is it their responsibility?

If they do that, what happens to the trillions in tax-payer cash that Fashola and his cronies funnel into private accounts every day?
Politics / Re: FG Pays Private Company For Road Project Executed By RCCG As CSR by Cynocefaal: 12:18pm On Mar 14, 2021
Sai Baba grin grin grin

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