MimiBiggs:
The police in Ghana have arrested two teenagers for allegedly killing their friend for ritual purposes on April 3.

According to online reports, the boys lured the deceased friend to Volta Region where they killed him and where in the process of taking the body to a herbalist when they were apprehended.

In a video making the rounds on social media, the boys can be seen handcuffed in the back of a police vanas police officers prevented from being lynched by a mob.

The bloodstained body of the deceased was also dumped in the back of the van.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xyn3XxF_VU

Small.boys wey never get hair for blockos

They want to drive Maybach and fūck Tokyo Drift

Hermzou:


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-obasanjo-gumi-ask-fg-to-settle-and-rehabilitate-bandits-willing-to-surrender

Obasanjo is a senile old fool and the Almighty God will surely punish him

Why did he not grant amnesty to the innocent villagers of Zaki-Biam and Odi? Bastard

*spits on Obasanjo's grave*

Amotolongbo:




https://punchng.com/immigration-to-issue-passports-in-774-lgas-says-aregbesola/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&amp&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

So says a certified madman

Triangles1:


Check your brain again if it's normal.

Worthless Nigerian spotted...

Hushbingo:
The lady i was dating abroad for about seven years now died last month. She was in Nigeria last year December. The thing is, we had a joint ownership of most of her old and recent asset.

She was working on my passport before she died from heart related disease. I can't say how much of an asset is at stake here but they are pretty much.

The money i get paid weekly from her unemployment insurance has been stopped automatically. I found out the govt doesn't accept such banks again except the conventional one. So, when i tried to fix our joint account, i was asked to verify her details which i couldn't guess correctly her mother's maiden name.


I know you think this is a fraudster trying to eat his client even after she died. Take that off your mind. I didn't scam her and we met to even plan our marriage before her demise. Somehow, i feel maybe the govt is aware of her death already. I just want to be sure..


We still have about 76g in her account before her demise... Somehow, i was restricted from buying anything through that particular account... Account that i was completely in charge of in the past.

You're nothing but a worthless criminal

Hope you get caught and rot in jail

Nigeria is a worthless nation filled with mostly worthless people

40 if she's a day

Obviously she's too old for this nonsense but she just gat to keep laying out the wares until a rich maga enters her web

Arewa should be part of Niger

Ogun kill Lord Lugard wherever he is

Omihanifa:


https://punchng.com/celebrity-friends-who-have-parted-ways/?amp

They are all hoes, and strangely enough they all identify as Yoruba

Very sad, I tell ya

ThumbzTNA:
Igbo race kicked ass in the month of March. He are our exploits


Lawrance Okolie became the new WBO World Cruiserweight Boxing champion

Kelechi Iheanacho won the Premier League Player of the Month for March.

Kelechi Ndukwe was appointed to assume command of a US Navy Guided Missile Destroyer, USS Halsey (DDG-97), making him the first Nigerian, and Nigerian-American to attain such height in US Navy history.

Ugo Ugochukwu, a 13 year old boy of Igbo desecnt signed a long-term agreement with F1 outfit, McLaren Racing. He's the current European Karting champion.

Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala assumed office as the seventh Director-General of the WTO in Geneva.



If for some reason you aren't happy about this. You are a witch.


Igbo Amaka

Where are the Drug entrepreneurs? the ones making us proud in Southeast Asia snd beyond

Na this kind of nonsense dey make nairaland frontpage these days

So sad

Felicity001:


Leave that guy him don fvckup he can/will never be found in the mist of elder council again unless he changes his moniker to something else. The guy insulted every one of us here so he existence has been sent underworld never to return again.

President, Hoodlum drivers has spoken.

Kitikpa silence you there. You wey get nothing, driving rental for almost five years you never buy your own motor but na you lousy pass

Where that picture of your nylon bag with 20w50 jerry can again sef...ozuor

wizkidblogger:
lolz


this na normal street talk nao

abi now

iyalaya won

Iamdemola1:

https://thenationonlineng.net/the-love-i-have-for-chioma-is-inexplicable-wizkids-baby-mama-shola/

No be only love

Bunch of useless gold diggers

Plenty people go die if to say na Nigeria this thing for happen

Them for talk say na herdsmen poison the fish...or spiritual attack

Zzor:
Men are very good at saying a particular thing but act the exact opposite, you will see men all over social media saying they will go for brains over beauty but in reality you will see these same men ignoring the brain and going extra length to attract a beautiful lady and eventually marry them.

I have a friend (a first class product) who is bitterly complaining of not attracting men and that if she had options she will choose beauty first and a moderate brain.

Men why do you guys act this way but in reality you do the opposite?

Na who do you.this thing?

All your life na man,.man, man, haba!

MTN the masters of data zapping

Very greedy set of people

Amotolongbo:
I wish our soldiers and police could comport themselves like this during the #endsars protest

Amotolobo

Wisemfon:
A lady I referred for a bank job in the first week of June got a call this morning to resume work at an Uyo branch of the said commercial bank. She was fortunate to be among the few applicants that were shortlisted from among a large pool of graduates who got interviewed for the jobs.
No, but she won't be resuming!

She finally lost the opportunity because of a phone call.
She had received the call in the early hours of today, 10:00am precise. It was from the HR department of the bank.

But she didn't say "hello".

Her first remark when she picked was "who's this?"

Before she got any other reply she added "how did you get my number?"

The HR person goes "Am I speaking to Miss xxxxxxx?"

She felt the question is unnecessary! And she gave her final response.

"Please if you don't want to introduce yourself get out of my phone" that was her final word!

I got a feedback from the HR by 12noon today and I listened to that conversation. Those kinds of phone calls are always recorded for reference purposes.

Aunty lost the job because she lacks Phone Conversations Etiquette! I listened to the recorded version of that conversation.

She lost the job because she believes every unknown male caller is a "chyker".

You see? After all it's not always because HR people are "despicable" as they have been labeled by Nigerians!

Why would a Homosapien answer a phone call like this in the year 2020AD?

Watch out! Your next phone call might be your breakthrough! But your ill-manners could cost you the miracle

Isn't it just weird and unnatural, the way an average Nigerian girl sees her pussy as a gold mine, thinking every male outside her family is trying to sneak in there and steal her natural endowment... and she does her best to monetize the thing at virtually every interaction with the opposite sex.

Just totally, completely weird I tell ya

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson

Oponu

Like say you no go open tohtoh for the Davido if he tell you 'hello' now now now

Fugly Adesina, Fulani dog

Dangote is a man without a soul

nairavsdollars:
the last time we hear from the palace chiefs was that Olu of Warri was receiving treatment

He done dey for inside the ceiling

chrismorg00101:
Chymall, after imposing automatic loans on all their customers claimed an upgrade was underway, futher went ahead and canceled direct bank account withdrawals leaving every customer both old and young with the option of only bitcoin withdrawal which takes up to a month before you receive your payment in your wallet. Now as I'm writing this i made withdraw for over 2months i haven't been paid, not just me but also other customers... This is inhumane and the last E-business I'm ever doing. I did a research on the owner guess what he has no LinkedIn account, no Instagram account or Twitter account. Such an organized Ponzi kudos to Chymall

You dummies never learn

They will never destroy bandit camps and illegal gold mines hidden in plain sight

valentineuwakwe:

source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/01/nin-not-mandatory-for-voter-registration-inec/

NIN can never be mandatory for voter registration since it would prevent them from putting forward underage voters - the almajiri army

HonNL:

https://dailytrust.com/spotted-obasanjo-rocks-stylish-native-wear-like-a-teenage-star

Only fools keep celebrating this evil hypocrite

ZKOSOSO:
Just another Yoruba Fashion Parade while Fulanis are quietly 'exporting' Ogun citizens to IDP Camps in Benin Republic.!!

Any Anti Fulani terrorists campaign not led by Sunday Igboho is just a political jokes..!
Only Sunday Igboho is Feared by Fulanis Terrorists.
He's a different Yoruba breed. #AwonExcessLiver

Dapo is a stupid man

Emergingnation:
Ebonyi: We’ll not spare killer herdsmen in South-East, South-South — IPOB

*accuses Nigerian security agencies of aiding and abating killing by herdsmen in Nigeria

By Chimaobi Nwaiwu, Nnewi



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/ebonyi-well-not-spare-killer-herdsmen-in-south-east-south-south-ipob/

Umahi is busy sampling some punãni, for a change

His regular diet of hairy aboki ãss is in London to undergo routine maintenance

Successionist:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/nigeria/national/fulani-bandits-give-ansaru-terrorists-ultimatum-gumi-claims/

This guy is in charge of bandit public relations

Rossikki:


Yeah...but such an ad wouldn't fly in Nigeria though.

Such play with words are not really our thing.

They just sound 'clever' without being very funny.

English people do a lot of wordplay, you'd know if you read their newspapers...it's a whole new level of humour accessible only to native speakers of the language