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Nairaland General › Re: Should I Pack Out Or Remain In My Father's House? by cyprianlah(m): 12:17pm On Feb 06, 2015

ifex370:
wife material abi... why conclude so quickly

By her advice, u wil knw she is a material grin

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of Two Years Cant Cook by cyprianlah(m): 9:41am On Feb 06, 2015

lanicky:
Another escapee

If u can say dat in a matter like dis, ur indirectly tellin us u can't cook sad

Romance › Re: We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by cyprianlah(m): 9:36am On Feb 06, 2015

Op even ashawo no go fall for does ur flows sad

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of Two Years Cant Cook by cyprianlah(m): 9:32am On Feb 06, 2015

lanicky:
Don't worry @OP....mr biGs wIlL sUreLy help U whEn u Get MarrIed.

By their post! U shall know them angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Should I Pack Out Or Remain In My Father's House? by cyprianlah(m): 9:28am On Feb 06, 2015

elantraceey:
You can save up your supposed rent and use it to start up your own house since you're not ready to get married , it's better to park into your own house than a rented apartment.

I love dis girl cool

Pure wife material, u af brain jare

Back2dTopic: ur dad told u to stay in his house, he most have had a reason, u stayin der dosent mean ur nt gonna build ur own house, jst hangin der for d main time

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of Two Years Cant Cook by cyprianlah(m): 9:22am On Feb 06, 2015

Thou shall not play with my belle

If u can't cook of wat use are u huh

Oga give her red card nw wa e still d early

Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 7:12am On Feb 06, 2015

bellychiz:
Wow he is so gay yuck and he is even the female sef ask me how I know, he likes flashy colours see his lips sef chai

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Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 7:11am On Feb 06, 2015

sinaj:
gay alert...hiz nt evn cute lukin reddish nd disgusting m imagining wah hiz dick nd feet will luk lyk...

Wat do u think it will look like huh

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Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 9:28pm On Feb 05, 2015

Make him no dare wound o, cos something go do am

Wound untop bleachin skin na die o grin

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Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 9:26pm On Feb 05, 2015

alberto2k:
Lol

Just saying the truth bro

Come to tink..na nw I reason am o, wich color u feel say d tin fit be??

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Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 9:24pm On Feb 05, 2015

ammyluv2002:
Mr Jik/Hypo

Lwkm
Sister u bad mouth grin

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Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 9:19pm On Feb 05, 2015

alberto2k:
Hope he bleached his diick too

Just Imagine oyinbo pepper with a black diick

Coke and fanta tinz

u sabi think rubbish ehn!

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Health › Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by cyprianlah(op): 9:01pm On Feb 05, 2015

Born in Delta State, bleaching expert and beautician, Pela Tonye Okiemute is known for his skin lightening treatments.

shared a throwback photo of himself with this caption,

"Throw Back, Kai see how rough my face used to be with so many pimples."

He consults with clients and distributes his products under the Pels International brand. A visit to his instagram page reveals his long roll call of celebrity and socialite clients.

Despite serious backlash online against skin bleaching and lightening, based on the comments and testimonials on his instagram page @pelsinternational, it is obvious that there is a long list of potential clients who want the same skin results.

Check out Pela's before and then after pictures below.

http://www.naij.com/379876-pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures

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Car Talk › Tanker Explosion At Police HQ In Port Harcourt...(photos) by cyprianlah(op): 8:43pm On Feb 05, 2015

A tanker exploded behind the Nigerian police divisional headquarters along Agree road in Port harcourt, Rivers state this evening.

People in the area say the Fire Service is yet to come to the scene of the explosion.

Romance › Re: Impossible To Pls A Lady...what Do They Really Want? by cyprianlah(m): 4:47pm On Feb 05, 2015

U can never understand them angry

Nairaland General › Re: Types And Meaning Of Slaps by cyprianlah(op): 4:13pm On Feb 05, 2015

BaebieHot:
No o, one Hausa man like that

Hmmm! you should have reported him for school violence grin

Nairaland General › Re: Types And Meaning Of Slaps by cyprianlah(op): 3:39pm On Feb 05, 2015

BaebieHot:
PISS SLAP
when this slap lands on ur face, u immediately start to feel a warm and wet flow down your legs.

in secondary school, my vice principal gave me a painful piss slap eh, I couldn't hold myself any longer. I just surrendered to pissing on myself right in front of some junior students.
When the Yeye man saw what he did, he smiled and told me to go to hostel for a change.
On my way babes started asking me "what happened to your skirt?" and I was like "hmm...I just sat on a wet chair o"

Lwkm...was he an army man?? grin

Nairaland General › Types And Meaning Of Slaps by cyprianlah(op): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2015

Ever found your self in that situation when you are given a dirty slap and you start wondering what else to do huh

Well! in case you receive a dirty slap, you can always make reference to this thread to see the type you were offered

Below are types of slaps and their meaning:

TAKE AWAY SLAP:When you are given a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. that is take away slap grin

RESOUNDING SLAP:The moment this type is sent to you through Bluetooth and you receive through infrared grin

, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!''

FORMATTING SLAP:This is the kind of slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing. you find yourself asking questions like ''what did i do huh

''

EXPLANATION SLAP:When you are given this kind of slap you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. eg, ''BROS SHEY U BEEN DEY WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O....

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away grin

RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you download the slap you start asking questions that dosen't need reply...like ''JOHN ; U SLAPPED ME?''

Add yours, and your experience either as the slapped or the slapper grin

Lets keep it rolling.....

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Romance › Re: how can a guy solve this problem? by cyprianlah(m): 12:43pm On Feb 04, 2015

She the craze not to gv me my punna?
Wetin she d use am do huh

, only to piss

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Allow Me To Kiss Her!!! by cyprianlah(m): 12:38pm On Feb 04, 2015

Bro either u have mouth odour or she has it nd dnt wan u to knw abt it

Romance › Re: Readers Respond:can You Marry Somone You Have Sex With On First Meeting??? by cyprianlah(m): 10:09pm On Feb 03, 2015

I will marry her if it leads to marriage

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 12:36pm On Feb 03, 2015

Juliano47:
OP, lemme have her name and address

So dat wetin go happun huh

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 11:01am On Feb 03, 2015

Moz22:
i know...u dont need to tell me that

Nawa o! Una harsh o

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 10:29am On Feb 03, 2015

magnificcio:
Where ever we are and where ever we go there will always be typos......
No one is infallible

But that doesnt take a way the fact that i am educated and literate enough.....

to recognise that what you did is a contender for alltime disgrace to Man folk

Dont you know that in this part of the world a woman is considered cheap if she expresses her feelings?

Oh sorry you dont know that you are not even exposed !!!

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS AN ILLITERATE
COS WITH EVERYTHING YOU DID, YOU SHOWED MORE REASON WHY YOUR PARENTS SHOULD BE DISSAPOINTED IN YOU !!!

OSHI!!!!

Eyah! ''Typos'' maybe seun should make d auto correct active for dumb block heads like U

Your momma didn't teach u to mind ur biz huh

Which kind man wa like trouble like dis?, I neva see
Takin panadol for anoda mans headache...ODE!

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 10:20am On Feb 03, 2015

Moz22:
my humble opinion tho..

You are entitled to it bro!

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 8:41am On Feb 03, 2015

Moz22:
I will say the truth and let the devil be ASHAME ...that girls vocabulary makes me weak. I will block her hence if i was the guy.

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 8:39am On Feb 03, 2015

magnificcio:
Because a girl asked you out, you were daft enough to paste it on Nairaland......

You are just too dumb....
Too stewpid...
So immature...
And most importantly......
Just a little boy who should be caned !!!

Cos its little boys who do things like these!!!

Dah!!! Ur jealous no be today e start...etaf stay'
Is allowed o

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 8:37am On Feb 03, 2015

[quote author=magnificcio post=30379218][/quote]While the hate bro shocked

, aint ma fault dat a gurl hasn't looked at ur dumb broke ass twice

Btw..am sure u meant ''faeces''

Educated illiterate...

Romance › Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by cyprianlah(op): 5:16am On Feb 03, 2015

lovetolu:
As for me, I can never tell a boy my feelings. Im not brave enough.[color=#990000][/color]

It dosent tak anytin, trust me! he will soo respect ur courage

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