₦airaland Forum

Mindependent: That's the problem, he said he deleted it but then I got a text message from another friend saying 'seen it all and looking good, I want it' and he has never seen me unclad so I'm a bit worried he's shared it around and now I can't look my friends in the face. Although I'm proud of my body, I just don't want it to be easy access where anyone can just google me and see it , what will my future husband think

shuut da fvck gurl, you are already in circulation,very soon people will name ur unclad pix *Nike Osu or lateefa Unilag*

Please kindly upload one of those unclad pix of yours since you are a cheerful giver and a por.n model.


Look here my friend, you are nothing but karuwa.

mko abiola: I. Strongly disagree with u.
Afta d Medical screening,u will not b told either xray or ECG.my frnd was screen for ECG scan@d camp ,only to get home and meet d medical doctor who told hm hs ECG and xray was ok ,a gvt hospital for dat matter.
It is all abt connection.if u ac strong connection frm d presidency u will scale tru,na nja we de.3 of my frnds hav scale throuh cos dey ar frm presidency.am talking frm xperience,though u av to participate in d screning.

broda, 5 people are to be selected from the number of 20 and incase 15 are medically fit and 2 or 3 pple must outta dat stage so what do you expect,your so called friends can't buy their way out of medical stage, what if they are HIV positive,Brochiectasis,Hyperlipidaemia,glaucoma or chronic asthmatic patient,stil counting. Medical stage happens to be one of the serious stages in camp. Once you are medically fit then you can now influence the stage.

emmanuel4fire: I dey laugh. My pals, things are changing in Nigeria. Please try and go for information.
What you said is very correct. Only those who are informed will not be deformed at the screening ground.
My advise for those who applied is this, look for a high ranked officer that has links and beg them to assist you push your name to the main list.
The main list is not the list of those shortlisted although they do take 1 or more by merit. The main list is the already prepared list. If you have tried before and it didn't work out it's good you ask people question how it is done. Beside that I was told that they also allocate to high ranked officers, try and connect to anyone you know and I bet you won't be let down at the camp.

Noise maker at it again,even if you are from the presidency, two things you can't wave are medical and physical exercises and once your not fit for any of these,you are out,especially for ssc. Take it or leave it.


The first things your godfather will ask you are,are you medically fit and can you run,it's not neccessary you make d gate b4 closing time, you just run and once your are fit for these believe me you are in. Military work is not what you can just get on a platter of gold, you must do something.

sKeetz: Go fucck urself, tramp!

hey kid, have you checked yur result?

I hail thee boss of all bosses.


Me love your beard.

emmanuel4fire: I dey laugh. I may not even go for Nigerian Army, I'm considering Navy.

make sure you possess a mininum of 2.1 and a vry good course, navy don't just recruit any discipline.

sholadoma: Good day house.most of what has been said here are correct.about 3yrs ago. I made the shortlist.how?it was from abuja.went and press button.guys!all that will make the list will have to press button.going for the exercise.from day one,people are dropped.how? Age,cert,etc.day two.physical exercise? Height,flat foot etc.dat three.medical xray.etc.ppls drop everyday.day four.you go for about 11km distance race.this is where I love must.how?nobody can help u here not even a senator.if u are lucky,,at this stage,I remember edo state has just two candidate left.they made it.about 5 candidate died during the race.it luck at this stage.if u are very fat.at this stage nobody can help u.the gate will be close after the time set is over.some candidate will make it to kaduna without knowing anybody.but how many Some candidate will only be seen for the first time in kaduna.

you have just said it all,they can only help you to the camp and you help yoursef to nigerian army,those of you saying 750,1million nobody would dare help you to boycott the physical exercises.


This is military thang.

Wetin diz illiterate get for upstairs wey him wan use inspire person.


I bow for naija wia stupid person dey form role model.

ibrak200: okay o..... i wil find out more

try to find out bro, you can go to any airlines to confirm or jst type project visa to google,...me and my guyz got it on arrival for just 50usd.

ibrak200: @cyril: are you really sure kenya offer visa on arrival to naija passport ? shey demno go send the person back ?

kenya visa is on arrival bro.

Whoz da black ugly b1tch flashing nokia 3310?

[quote author=Better-person]No other country. The blue background u used was disqualified. if theres a next time, only white background.[/quote]lmao!.....na d green background disqualify you?

Big aunty: Any other country with dc lottery program ?

ofcourse yes....try liberia

Lmao!

I Hate 9ja: Entry wasnt selected

why na? Upon all the 40 days fasting and prayer.

God is wise.

[quote author=Better-person]WHERE IS I-HATE-9JA?
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I dey wait bruv[/quote]d guy don faint. Dem just rush am to alaafia hospital now now.

[quote author=val_dubem]Where is I HATE 9JA?[/quote]he's in coma @ alaafia hospita surulere.

otun oba: Super cool!

My fear is i do not want any visa denial at the port of entry and i have a tight schedule i cannot travel to their high commission in Abuja...The kenya side you added sounds lyk fun but how long do i have to stay in Kenya before crossing over. Another worry is leaving MMA, will they carry me without a visa? How fun is Zanzibar and Daaresalam? Dem get correct chics and booze?

Thanks Cyril, Appreciate it

you can decide to leave for tanzania as soon as you get to kenya, as for MMA, if you are doubting, you just go to Ethiopian airways or rwanda air to make an enquiry they'll explain everything to you,it is visa on arrival. As for chics and booze,bro you will get tired mehn!.

fame12k: i hope u understood what i wrote?

Simple english - I ALREADY HAVE AN OFFER THERE AS A LECTURER.

congrats.

fame12k: am not goin there to search for job, i already have job offer there while stil in naija. Cant go there immediately because of some reasons, wil go there soon.

Pls dont always conclude dat some1 is travellin to start roaming d street for job.

U said u went there for holiday, hw come u now conclude no job for any Nigerian?

Mr man if u have ur qualifications u wil get job there with no stress

if you are going there in search of job, bruv it would be beta for you to save that money for something else.


Job no dey there, except u wan go do illegit there.

otun oba: Many thanks Bruv,

Please i plan to travel to holiday in Tanzania (Zanzibar precisely) in August and just want to be sure that i will get a visa @ the port of entry as i stay in lagos and do not have the time to travel to Abuja to get their visa. Please give me a number i can rach you on.

Thanks bruv

bruv! My number has nothing to do with this, sorry for that.


Lemme give u one scope to increase your travelling experience, if you wanna travel to tanzania u can as well enroute via kenya, all you need to do is to buy a flight ticket and hotel reservation to nairobi kenya, when you get to jomo kenyatta airport you will be asked for 50usd for visa,when you finish with d immigration you just take a cab to dar express in nairobi there you wil board a luxury bus going to daresalam,tanzania for just 60000shillings which is 6000naira, when you get to d boarder,your tanzania visa will be issued for 50usd.


It is fun bruv.

tzetzefly: I must tell you, not everything you hear is real. The visa is issued in Nigeria before departure. Infact, no airline official in MMIA or NAIA will let you board without that visa in your passport.

I have visited that country a number of times through JNIA, KIA and ZIA and not on any occassion did i get visa on arrival in their airports, on the Nigerian passport .

The visas have always been issued at their High Commission in Abuja at those times.

The only nationals that you see filling forms for the issuance of visa on arrival, are the whites and other eligible nationals....

brawse, I got mine on arrival at julius nyerere intnl airport, though he may have a lil delay at departure which is MM and if one could bribe his way out with just 100 or 50usd everything wil be okay.


As for the airlines, try ET or rwanda air.

fame12k: @ tzetzefly, dis guy dat is claiming visa free, until port of entry, do u think its real? because dis can mislead alot of people.

it's real, with 50usd you will defo get your visa at julius nyerere intnl airport dar salam. I got mine arnd october samething applicable to kenya's visa.


Bros if you are going there in search of job, don't just waste your flight money coz nothing like job for nigerian there but if you are just going for holidays i bet you'll enjoy your stay coz things are very cheap including accomodation. Free puzzy everywhere,my broda u go fvck tire, one more thing prepare to have change of meals coz nigerian meals are very scarce.

Karibu!

Lmao! Only on dv lottery 2014 thread we see devil bowing for jesus, babalawo preaching on the pulpit, muslims calling jesus and christian saying allau akbar just because of another country citizenship.

Which way Nigerians, which way africans ?

emmanuel4fire: Things are changing by the day bro. Was asked to bring 750k to fill a slot of an officer equivalent to a General in the military. Like I said, go for information and try to know one or two high ranked officers who can push your name to the recruitment board. Once your name is on the main list, there is no way they will eliminate you during the screening. But when your name is not there, the medical officer carrying out test can fault you with false results even when you are normal. They won't tell you all this. In your eyes it will look genuine.
Then for the 750k I won't pay a dime. I have given my name to the officers I know. I leave all to God to perfect.

empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

Best of luck PDP

emmanuel4fire: Please house I want to know if university certificate contains our date of birth. I haven't collected mine, I only have my statement of result.

if you really have connection in the military you wouldn't bother yoursef with age matter. The age stuff is just a formalty.

This gurl looks like mammy water from china besides don't tell me this amina weavon is your natural hair.

tope3x: I WONT MENTION NAME HERE, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAVE SEEN A NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS THAT WAS CALLED FOR MY FRIEND THAT TRAVELED TO NIGERIA SOME MONTHS BACK, THEY HAD SEX, AND SHE WAS PAID, SHE'S A WELL KNOWN NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS, BUT I WONT MENTION NAME, EVEN HER PICTURE WAS SENT TO ME ON BB FOR CONFIRMATION. NO BE JOKE

abeg mention her name joor.