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Policewoman: Hmmm...I don marry o, bros

my friend park well, no be you dey ur profile. Lie lie

You can put the blame on the money not our leaders.

The old ass is looking for cheap popularity.

lorretta u: Sorry to derail,but D'banj is ugly.even though he tries so hard to look handsome.
@Topic. Nice song.good one by 'koko master' whatever that means

before it's about his crappy song but now it's all about being ugly. Now i understand your problem.

i'm not sorry am rich, i'm sorry you broke,yeah! Don't blame me, blame it on the money. Eja nla you too much.

Ishilove: It won't impress me. Rather, it will turn me off completely

Lmao! Are you a b1tch? Coz yuzedo was actually reffering to b1tches.

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]
this is me baby. in ma private jet from lagos to abj to pick up smthin n drop smtin.
i dont lie.i can probably employ your whole town and still feel nothing but sorry baby.
i hate poor men. they smelll[/size]

if that robot is actually you then why did you have to cover your gullible face.

My friend park well make i see road, the pic looks like floyd mayweather

Stale news.

Over successful with the help of civilian jtf. I learnt most of the insurgent are now running to churches for help. Lol!

BRT has been in existence for years in lagos and no one hears of any calamity, just barely 2 months they introduced bus rapid transit in abuja,it's calamity upon calamity. I have never seen any organized state like lagos.

Madawaki01: You wnt see d list under the main headlines,sombody shud get d paper

I posted general news not headlines besides i chkd my name thru diz general news last year. You don't have to wait till day break before you can read any news

Punch general news.

MF Executive Board Approves US$15.1 Million Disbursement under the Rapid Credit Facility for Mali

Kenyan peacekeepers donate blood in South Sudan's Northern Bahr El-Ghazal state

IOM Survey Highlights Needs of Nearly Two Million Returnees in South Sudan

Foreign Minister Westerwelle welcomes Martin Kobler's appointment as head of MONUSCO

ACCORD BETWEEN HOLY SEE AND CAPE VERDE

Statement attributable to the United Nations Resident and Humanitarian Coordinator in Sudan, Mr. Ali Al-Za'tari, on the killing of an NGO worker in Central Darfur

UNAMID promotes civil society engagement in Darfur peace process

AfDB Governors Announce Bank's Return to its Headquarters in Abidjan

SECRETARY-GENERAL APPOINTS MARTIN KOBLER OF GERMANY SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE FOR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO

Business/Finance

Suspected fraudster, Ajudua remanded after eight years

Feature Article

Look who’s ruling

Examining President Jonathan’s Administration

OKOROCHA AND THE GOVERNANCE OF IMO GRASSROOTS

Ribadu, Address Issues Instead of Throwing Mud

Justin Bieber’s recent meltdown

LESBIANISM, HOMOSEXUALITY and BISEXUALITY

UNMET FAMILY PLANNING NEEDS: BAD FOR ECONOMY AND HEALTH

DAME PATIENCE: CHAMPIONING ON-LINE PROTECTION OF OUR CHILDREN

General News

The Economist: Lagos, Abuja among 4 most expensive cities in Africa - EIU

Jonathan orders recovery of $9.6b underpayment from oil firms

Court remands Fred Ajudua in prison over 10-year old fraud case

Goldman predicts decline on commodities prices on weak demand

Merging parties apply to be registered as APC

FG warns civil servants against private practice

6,000 flee B'Haram crisis to Niger - UN

Chevron to sell two Nigerian oil blocks

Mobile phone sales to hit 1.86b in 2013

Jang pays condolence to Tallen, his estranged former deputy

Embracing Climate-Resilient and Low Carbon Development in Nigeria.

First Lady Dame Jonathan Inducted Into National Women Hall of Fame

APC seeks Registration from INEC

APC Fails To Unveil Executive Committee

How Nigeria Doesn't Squander Millions On Generators Foreign Missions Need

Lack of exhibits delays hearing on UN house bombing

APC will produce Imo governor in 2015 -Okorocha tells PDP

IFEANYI UBA DUMP UMEH FOR LABOUR PARTY

Experts warn on impact of emergency rule on the Naira

Bankers’ Committee outlines plans to boost bond market

Cashless policy boosts banks profits – CBN

Opinion/Feature

CHINUA ACHEBE: A Celebration of Life

Catholic Priest Warns Husband Snatchers, Decries Victimization of Nigerian Widows, PFN Prays against False labourers

FOOTBALL AND DEMOCRACY AT WORK IN ABIA

Gay Scandal: What we expect from Madumere

Politics

Flood relief donations: Pay up or we'll expose you - Dangote tells donors

Jonathan commends NEITI, orders recovery of $9.6b underpayment from oil firms

Insurance compensation for air crash victims is per passenger -Oduah

FG disagrees with foreign airlines on fare disparity

Public Statement

How Nigeria Murdered Democracy Since 1999 & Kept June 12 Alive

The list is not out yet.

joker5180: there is provision for aptitude test(check ur application status for evidence 'test score') but NA hasn't taken final decision on that

please go away with your aptitude test perambulation with no tangible proof, are you just applying for nigerian army coz test score was also there last year. The test score is for those who made it to the screening camp.

emmanuel4fire: Hehehehe. NO BE ME TALK AM O.

yeah! He lost his mum or father, i dnt knw exactly but i knw he lost on of them arnd ending of may and the burial has already been done. Though it may be d reason for d delay, no one can actually say but gideon360 is right.

cy99: My brother, somehow I'm beginning to prefer that aptitude test O! The thing get as e be. All the Military Secretary's numbers, no one is going through. and I hate being kept in the dark! Anybody with useful intel pls volunteer.

Never in a hurry bro. Let's see what 2moro would bring.

xykms101: Victory is from God alone. I will forever remain Awua.

@Soldiers...How is moral? Are you all motivated? I believe we are all Good to Go.

Awua for life. Welcome back bro.

joker5180: I dnt think there wil b list tomorrow, it seems they wil do an aptitude test first

is this an assumption or conclusion?

Eja nla, you big pass dem joor.

Gideon360: for DSSC: Ibadan, Oyo state,
for SSC: Kaduna

Pls bro where do you gather ur info, when d list is yet to be released and you are here concluding on screening centre,i only want u 2 believe dat nothing is predictable in nigeria.

[quote author=chris@dozzy]when will the screening take place, which state.[/quote]how do you expect him to answer that when he's not an officer but officer to be. Those info would be revealed to us when the shortlisted list is out.

Punch general news for today...

General News

Chevron moves to auction stake in two oil fields

Fire razes 150 spare parts shops in Apapa

Enugu Assembly gives scorecard, scores self high

Isa Yuguda Humiliates Gen. Buhari

FCT Minister’s battle against extortion

EFCC Signs MoU with Global Fund

Fidson gaining speed on earnings growth - THE CITIZEN

Lufthansa gives reasons for foreign airlines' fare disparity

Hezbollah cell: Suspects drag SSS, AGF to court, demand N50bn

We'll obey court order on Amaechi, says PDP

.....The list is not out yet but somewhere around d corner. Let's just keep our fingers crossed.

Obinoscopy: Of course we wouldn't let this thread fade away under our watch. We will scan through the posts and remove all those that are insultive. Pls u can help us by clicking the report button on any post that is against the Forum Rules. Thanks.

On a conclusive note, I beg that no more insults be posted here. Any NL who posts any insult will be banned. Thanks for ur understanding.

Thank you.

Please 1forall, Obinoscopy and adewasco2k do something to stop these rantings here, I believe you wouldn't sit down and be watching the beauty of this thread to fade away, the aim of this thread has not been achieved and people are confused already, pls do something.

cy99: Well, I hope so 'cos I don't think I can juggle work, fitness training and test preparation within the spate of 2 weeks.

is the aptitude test apply to both dssc and ssc? Coz i am ssc and my source might be feeding me base on ssc info. But i believe something like dat is not happening this year. Coz ssc list would be ready anytime soon so i bliv dssc list is also on the move. Anywayz let all keep our fingers crossed. All is well my broda.

cy99: Well, first off, my source is not web-based. I actually got my information from a Brigade Commander here in my State; we spoke on the phone and he explained the COAS' position on the current DSSC recruitment process. Just because it wasn't reported doesn't mean it wasn't uttered. An old classmate of mine working in the NDA confirmed this (and even he didn't initially know!). He however expressed doubts as to the tests holding this year, due mostly to the fact that no known preparations have been made, and time is ticking. By the way, the links you posted do not relate to recruitment but rather refers to senior officers' promotions. Perhaps you had other web links in mind?

it means chief never said anything concerning the aptitude test,Though i heard abt the aptitude test as well but I tot it was only assumption that needs critical deliberation, if NA is actually introducing aptitude test ( certainly not this year ). Let's put our hope to 17th of june coz i learnt if d list couldn't make it out of coas office by wednesday,dat means another names are missing out while some would replace and this may add another one week to the release. *info gathered from real source*

Bro watch and pray coz your brigade commander may want to use that as an excuse for you.

cy99: Chief's Office ke? Is this the same COAS who, barely 2 weeks ago, made a readjustment in the process by stipulating that aptitude tests will determine names of applicants to be shortlisted, starting from this year? Even Lt SMT hinted at this in his post. From what I gathered, the COAS wasn't too pleased with the quality of cadets who passed out recently as officers saying (I'm quoting my source now) that some of them could not even express themselves properly. Whatever the case, it won't hurt to dust up those GMAT textbooks and start doing some practice.

COAS never said anything pertaining recruitment last 2 weeks oh, the speech was uttered around january and no preparation was made to conduct any test so far, anywayz chk this link if it's correspond with your story and if No, I implore you to post yur link coz i stand to be corrected, i only search for information frm the real source and share it with my Nland family,noboby is actually there......http://www.nigeriaintel.com/2013/01/29/recruitment-promotion-irregularities-rock-nigeria-army/


http://premiumtimesng.com/news/119796-nigerian-army-denies-lopsidedness-in-promotions-postings-retirements.html

I heard the shortlisted list has been transfered to the chief office for the final assessment so hopefully the list may be released nxt week....applicants with connection are just too much but 1 thing I believe is God never forsake his own children.

UK literary meaning of dictator is weakling.

aijaydiva: now he has shown the world his photoshopping skills and people that are in need of special foto effects can hire or employ him. So my dear, what were u saying about putting food on his table?

Rubbish! (Certainly not in Nigeria)

This is one of the effects of high unemployment in the country.

Pls someone should help me ask him how this poo will put garri and banga soup on his table.

cy99: ovbiepa, which result are you referring to? Has there been a test I wasn't aware of? Speaking of which, can anybody confirm there's going to be a change in the recruitment process this year by way of an aptitude test to shortlist candidates for screening?

Did you mean a test before 1st shortlistment? if yes (certainly not this year again). By next week or on the 17th the shortlisted list will be released. Broda take your mind off any test this year.