Don't like tattoo so my wife can't allure me to allow her wear it...#Gbam

Nice one GEJ.

Teams participating in the ongoing Promasidor Para-Soccer Championship were on Saturday displaced from the Indoor Hall of the National Stadium, Lagos, venue of the competition, to allow a wedding reception to hold.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the para-soccer teams were consequently forced to play under the scorching sun.

Bosun Awoniyi, the media consultant of the tournament, told NAN that the teams were displaced from the venue because it was being used for the wedding reception of one of the daughters of an unnamed senior official of the National Institute of Sports (NISports).

Mr. Awoniyi, who did not give the name of the official, said organisers were informed just before the day’s matches kicked off.

He said that arrangements had to be quickly made to prevent the disruption of the tournament.

The coordinator, however, said that playing under the sun could not negatively affect the performance of the players in their semi-final matches.

``The daughter of one of the senior officials of NISports was wedding and they are using the hall so we make another arrangement not to halt the tournament.

``The sun cannot affect their (players) performance because they practised in the sun but the finals will be played in the hall," Mr. Awoniyi said.

Meanwhile, a total of 27 goals have so far been recorded in the six-aside competition which started on April 5.

NAN reports that eight teams are participating in the 5th edition of the tournament sponsored by producers of Cowbell Milk.

Teams featuring in the championship are TC Terrors, Lead United, NAS Warriors, Adamawa United, Plateau United and Nasarawa United, Premium Sports and Kwara United.

Same for me too called the inefficient customer center, saying they are sorry for the inconvenience..ripped me off my money

Whatsapp all the way..loving it

What do you depict from this photo

Can you imagine after subscribing for the 2h simple surf, no confirmation message was sent to me. Moreover, I was unable to use it after which I called there foolish, inactive customer service agent thereby telling me that my data bundle has expired...in a nutshell I was unable to use the crappy simple surf after subscribing..*painful

It certainly feels like male-bashing season.
Every other day there’s a new blog post, or
article, or snide tweet admonishing women not
to date this type of guy or why that type of
guy is wrong for them. The way these women
carry on, one would think all men were either a
cold or calculating sociopath who only wants to
jump into bed with every woman; or beer
guzzling, unambitious zombies, devoted only to
watching football.
But you see, that is not the case. Women
happen to have more baggage than men and
men have the gift of spotting baggage-
carriers from afar off, as well as the skill
to avoid them .
Well, most men… If you’re one of the hapless
souls who do not, here are the 8 types of
women that no young Nigerian man should
date. At all.
1. The Barbie.
The only thing Barbie has, is her pretty face.
Finish. She’s the type of woman that doesn’t
know much about anything. Hell, she doesn’t
care much about anything! As long as her
pretty face is intact, the world can burn
for all she cares .
2. The Drama Queen.
Avoid this person like a plague, even as a
friend. She has no qualms about creating a
scene over a perceived sin. She would bawl
her eyes out loudly in public if she feels you
don’t love her; or love her enough. She cries,
she’s passionate and yes, she looooves the
attention.
3. The Possessive/Obsessive Clinger.
Similar to Miss DQ above, but she doesn’t have
the need to cause drama; she has a need for
YOU. At all times. She calls thrice an hour. Her
first question always is ‘Where are you?’ If you
don’t pick up because you’re getting chewed up
by your boss, expect the multi-page
accusatory text messages to start flooding in.
She gets upset when you have the barest
interaction with another woman. She
wants to be the only presence in your life.
Before she goes the way of Cameron Diaz’s
character in ‘Vanilla Sky’, quickly give her
the boot.
4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t
want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She
wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s
ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on
and she has chosen the names of the
children you will have together. Nobody said
women were logical creatures but then, life –
as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like
you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi …
slow down madam.
5. The Party Animal.
There’s nothing wrong with letting your hair
down and having fun occasionally. When it now
becomes a way of life, nne, we have a problem.
Sometimes one needs to chill and enjoy the
other person’s company. Not this lady. She
knows all the happening places in Lagos.
And Abuja. And London. Her friends are
going. And she must be there too. The party
animal will be bored with you in no time.
6. The Cheat.
Seriously, do I need to explain this? There is no
way in the world to have a meaningful
relationship with someone who’s cheating on
her boyfriend with you. Even if she gets out of
that relationship and starts a new one with
you, you know that she has no qualms about
infidelity. She’s going to cheat on you too.
Period.
7. Nairabody.
“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she aint
messing with no broke n…” This is the type of
woman who craves the finer things in life and
expects a man to provide them. She’s with you
only for the money. She might actually ‘like’
you, but if you can’t buy her things and
generally assume responsibility as her
personal cash dispenser, forget it; you
can’t get five minutes of her time. She’s a
pro at using sex as a tool: you get it when
you pay . The moment she finds a more affluent
man (that is if she doesn’t have a bunch of you
suckers around her pinky already), she’s going
to kick your broke behind to the curb.
Expecting a steady stable relationship from
Nairabody is futile. There are better ways to
waste time and money.
8. Your neighbour’s teenage daughter.
Forget how she looks in a tank top. There’s a
law against that type of thing.

They must have forgotten it...naija things...*smh

They must haver forgotten it...naija things...*smh

They must have forgotten it...*smh

One major disadvantage of the MTN Mobile
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The New MTN SIMPLE SURF plan seems to
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This is not really a first as Starcoms and
others have similar hourly plans but their
service coverage is very limited.
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The enduring power outage
experienced across the country is
expected to last till July when the
nation’s dams will have accumulated
more water needed for more power
generation.
This was revealed by the Minister of
Power, Professor Barth Nnaji at a press
briefing on Monday in Abuja, where he
blamed the limited amount of rainfall
last year and the shortage of gas
supplied to the gas plants, as the major
cause for the outages, which will still last
for the next three months.
According to the Minister “a number of
the gas power plants have gas
constraints, gas limitation; some are not
getting at all”, adding that “we don’t
want to blame gas as the only reason
why we have power problem in the last
three weeks because of limited rain last
year. The black flood did not really
arrive; as a result we have severe
shortage with water.”
Professor Nnaji also stated that “we
have had to really be careful about how
water is managed within the hydro-
plants such as Kanji Jebba and Shiroro
dams.”
He also explained that the power plant
at Shiroro dam, is presently working for
three hours due to the low level of water
from the Shiroro dam. “Power is shut
down for most of the day except from 7
to like 10’O clock.” “That is when power
is available” he quipped.
This he affirmed “will continue to be so
until July when we will have the black
flood” he stated.
Professor Nnaji also revealed that the
plants are undergoing reconstruction to
ensure maximum capacity and he also
announced structural adjustments in the
management of major power
distribution and transmission
companies in the country.
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/04/02/on-going-severe-power-outage-to-last-till-july/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

tasandra: Well bro,i dont knw what to tell u oo but,she might be real sha

I pray so oooo brova

Yemmyc: I fink she is an emotional kinda gurl lyk me. . . .may be wen eva she is studying nd ur calls nd msgs cums in she gets reminded dat she is fond of u or dat she is in love wif sumone(u),she eventually finds herself fantacizing,finking or worrying ab2t u. . . .nd won't b able to concentrate any longer. . . . Giv her sumtym til she finishes her exams nd if d same fin repeats itself, dat means she is nt dat in2 u.

it seems you know her...that's exactly what she told me.at every bit of my calls or chat she call it distraction , claimed that she is too fond of me and as a result getting into her head. Am just feeling insecured and after her exams if such gesture persist ... I go worry oo.Much respect to you yemmyc, you just heal my worries. I hope that I don't loose her.

tasandra: Well bro,i dont knw what to tell u oo but,she might be real sha

told me to put my mind at rest...

kelz88: Her reasons might be genuine but how can a girlfriend need space from her long distance boyfriend because of exam? Something ain't right.

I thought as much...dunno what her gesture implies. confused.

Proudly a yoruba!!...

Hi nairalanders, I need your constructive disposition on this one. I have a gf who is in her final year in the university. we came along just three months ago, am currently serving(nysc) in aba and she is in lagos.I loved her indiscriminately which I believed she also reciporacated. She told me recently that she is too fond of me and besides she is about to sit for her exams and I should give her a little space so as to concentrate on her exams. I did that without much thought cos I believe I had once be In a shoes. But the greatest surprise was that she no longer pick my calls neither reply my text(chat). I felt bad about it. My question is that can my calls or chat be a form of distraction or is it one of those excuses ladies give when they are about to quit a relationship?.

Can still be a very good one though..

See blatant lamentation, ranting, venting, condemnation, agonising... Meanwhile some will be praising, joyous, excited...over their jamb scores.The best for your guys is to keep burning the mid night oil over your pume and most importantly be steadfast in prayer...wish you guys luck

Harbioollah: Jamb has killed me..they gave me 242 for medicine

Mr oga that was your score...# justprayfor favour

speedy4u: C-zay. Pls delete d pocketmoni software from ur phone. Then follow these steps carefully.

Thanks ...copy that

My alma mata university of first choice..unilarge

Bb a walking dead...*smh

Here in aba the strory had changed from good to bad...

A capital letters NO = RARA = NNDO

Been single is a relative experience which largely depend on the pleasure or pain your derived from it..anyway you can't remain single till you finish your apportioned life..cheers!

If you think D'banj is still a local champion you
need to visit some reality dot com because you
must definitely be living in another world. Rio
Ferdinand has confirmed that this artist can
make moves that goes beyond Nigerian
boundaries. Maybe you should listen to Oliver
twist again and feel the white-man effect. If
Rio said it in his tweet, he must definitely have
it on his ipod. Check out how he phrased it:

It is a clear evidence that Tinubu and the party loyalist are all sham...imo

The Lagos State governor, Babatunde Fashola, got a rude shock from his principal and predecessor, Bola Tinubu, Wednesday after he tried to make a case for disgruntled party members.

Mr. Fashola, one of the speakers at the 4th annual Bola Tinubu Colloquium, an event organized to mark the former Lagos State governor's 60th birthday; said that he had been asked by the lower cadre members of the party to prevail on the celebrant to dispense "justice equally" to all members.

Mr. Tinubu refused

"If there's no partiality, you cannot be governor yourself," he told Mr. Fashola, adding that he had not regretted choosing him as governor.

"Ask them not to give me the task, that I'll not be able to deliver," said Mr. Tinubu.

"What I'd done consistently in the past, why would I want to change at 60?

"I've succeeded with that behaviour and sorry I'll not deviate from it," he added.

Earlier, the chairman of the occasion, Emeka Anyaoku, had called on Nigeria to return to true federalism if it must make progress.

"I do believe that a true, rather than our current unitarist federalism, will better promote peace, stability, and development in Nigeria," said Mr. Anyaoku, a former Secretary-General of the Commonwealth.

"There can be no doubt that Nigeria was making progress in national development in the early years of its independence when it practiced true federalism of four regions with more extensive powers deployed from the centre to the regions.

"Those were the days of the significant export of groundnuts, hides and skins, and the tin ore from the North; of cocoa from the West; of rubber from the Mid-West; and palm produce and coal from the East of Nigeria," said Mr. Anyaoku.

The organizers said that the proceeds from the sales would be channeled into a fund, the Bola Tinubu Institute for Good Governance.
http://premiumtimesng.com/news/4447-tinubu_fashola_clash_at_birthday_colloquium.html

THE Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) may this week move to
seize property of 31 other accused persons
standing trial alongside former Director of
Pension Administration in the Office of the
Head of Civil Service of the Federation,
Sani Teidi Shuaibu, over the N4.56 billion
pensions fraud.
The development is coming as the
Commission summoned the Commissioner
for Finance in Ondo State, Mr. Yele
Ogundipe, to appear before it in connection
with the alleged N100 billion fraud
allegation for which the Chairman of the
Ondo State Oil Producing Area Development
Commission (OSOPADEC), Mr. Debo Ajimuda,
was recently arrested and interrogated.
The Commissioner, according to an EFCC
source, was summoned along with three
others. They are the Secretary and
Accountant to OSOPADEC as well as Deputy
Director for Accounts at the state Ministry
of Works.
OSOPADEC Chairman, Ajimuda was arrested
on Tuesday, March 20, over alleged criminal
diversion and embezzlement of project
funds.
Meanwhile, the anti-graft agency has said
that Monday’s court dismissal of the case
on Halliburton bribery scandal is certainly
not the end of the case, giving indication of
plan to re-file the suit.
A top operative of the EFCC disclosed to The
Guardian in Abuja yesterday that with the
successful seizure of some property
belonging to Shuaibu, the commission will
move to seize the property of the other
accused persons joined in the alleged N4.56
billion scam.
The EFCC operative, referring to the
powers granted by court, said that the
commission had permitted the Executive
Chairman of EFCC to seize and retain
custody of all the properties or assets of
persons connected with the transaction or
allegation. He said that the court verdict,
also empowered the EFCC to confiscate the
assets of the 31 co-accused persons. “And
more assets will be recovered,” he said.
The EFCC, at the weekend, seized the
property of Shuaibu, which include two
choice houses and four filling stations.
The EFCC had informed the media on
Monday, that it would, in carrying out the
powers granted it by the court in July
2011, moved in at the weekend to seize the
property of Shuaibu.
The Commission had quoted the court
verdict which states that: “the Executive
Chairman of EFCC is permitted to seize and
retain custody of all the property or assets
of persons (as listed in the attached
schedules) though not yet charged but
found to be connected with the transaction
or allegation contained in charge No. FHC/
ABJ/CR/28/2011’.
“The Executive Chairman of Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission, is hereby
permitted to seize and retain custody of all
such properties or assets of persons listed
in the schedules attached to this Motion,
which assets are suspected proceeds of
crime or the value thereof until the final
determination of Charge no. FHC/ABJ/
CR/28/2011.”
The EFCC spokesman, Wilson Uwajaren,
declined comment on the planned move.
On the Halliburton bribery scandal, a top
management official of the anti-graft
commission, told The Guardian yesterday
that the EFCC might soon re-file the case
before the court. The official, who did not
want his name in print, said the EFCC was
incapacitated to pursue the case because it
had no power to compel the accused persons
to appear in court to take their pleas.
According to him, since the case was
already in court, it was the responsibility
of the court to compel the accused persons
to appear in court to take their pleas. The
EFCC source added that the court had also
not considered the commission’s application
for a bench warrant to compel the accused
to appear in court.
Further explaining why the EFCC could not
pursue the case, he said, “the Prosecution
filed an application before the court for a
bench warrant to compel the accused
persons to appear before the court but his
Lordship in his wisdom, did not consider the
application even though counsel to the
accused were in court.
“The EFCC could not effect an arrest
because the matter was already before the
court. It was the duty of the court to
compel their appearance since the case had
been fully charged before it”, he said.
He also stated that the problem with the
case was not the charges, but the fact
that the accused persons failed to appear
in court; and according to him, it was the
duty of the court to compel them to appear
before it.
“The judge created an impression that we
are not serious and that is not correct.
The case is an inter-agency investigation
even though it was the EFCC that charged
it to court. The problem is that each time
the case is called, all accused were not in
court to take their plea, and by court
principle, they must all be present for
prosecution to begin”.
“The case was dismissed after a few
adjournments but it’s not an acquittal;
they were never arraigned. All the accused
were never available together”, he said.
When contacted, on the next line of action,
EFCC’s spokesman, Uwajaren, simply said
the judge’s decision would be reviewed
before the next step is taken.
http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=81467:efcc-to-seize-assets-of-31-persons-in-pensions-scam&catid=1:national&Itemid=559