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Jokes Etc › Re: The Hippie N D Nun by D1KeleVra(m): 8:35pm On May 05, 2009
And u are the bus driver hoping to get a pipe wedged in his behind.
Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Whole Truth by D1KeleVra(m): 8:35pm On May 05, 2009
I object to ur 'follow follow' attitude tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by D1KeleVra(m): 8:28pm On May 05, 2009
Shiooooo! ur vex no small o!
Jokes Etc › Re: What Happens If You Skip Your Mad Pills by D1KeleVra(m): 8:27pm On May 05, 2009
Shiooo! Now u wan come clamb my own. I get shot-gun ooo!
Forum Games › Re: Geography by D1KeleVra(m): 8:23pm On May 05, 2009
Rome
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 8:22pm On May 05, 2009
What a waste! sad And no reasonable message passed along.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Turn Lolabbey To Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 8:21pm On May 05, 2009
You goat!
Jokes Etc › Re: Point Of Correction! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2009
Point of Correction! It's wooooow! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: And Now This by D1KeleVra(m): 8:18pm On May 05, 2009
ok
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Party by D1KeleVra(m): 8:17pm On May 05, 2009
Yes o!
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by D1KeleVra(m): 8:16pm On May 05, 2009
ok
Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by D1KeleVra(m): 8:15pm On May 05, 2009
I reverse my comment
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Help oh This Gurl dey Chase Me With Knife ! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:14pm On May 05, 2009
That the topic has been changed. . . cos what u suggested and what is now there seem to be the same.
Jokes Etc › Re: Blissieng Finally Finds Love! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:13pm On May 05, 2009
@Blessing
Ta! You fit? Nobody fit fall me. . . talking about putting me under bricks *mcheww*
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 8:10pm On May 05, 2009
Sylve? Well that's u.
Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On May 05, 2009
Only mosquito wey bite am for night shey?
Jokes Etc › Re: The 3 Pastors by D1KeleVra(m): 8:06pm On May 05, 2009
It is. . . but i was out with some other chick that night and when I got home Clem says. . . "ure welcome dear *lunch is ready" She has never said that b4. . . I am eating out and i am sleeping in a hotel, it isn't my time to go to the after-life. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Give Me $20 by D1KeleVra(m): 8:03pm On May 05, 2009
Rubbish!
Jokes Etc › Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:03pm On May 05, 2009
Heeeeys!!!! Sturrit!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 8:01pm On May 05, 2009
[b]lol[/b]abbey
Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Really Dispointed: by D1KeleVra(m): 7:49pm On May 05, 2009
hehe!
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 7:48pm On May 05, 2009
celebrity!!! they don open ya y!@sh!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Pick Pocket by D1KeleVra(m): 7:18pm On May 05, 2009
I don dey find am since.And it's been one month since April fool's day.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hair Cut by D1KeleVra(m): 7:17pm On May 05, 2009
lololol niiiiice one. Now that's one wise guy! cheesy

Here's One I heard some place. . .

A guy and a kid enter a salon to get a hair cut, they sat down and waited for their turn.
The barber called out "next", the man got up and went over to the barber for the cut,ten minutes after. . .
. . . the barber was done and asked if the guys son was also getting a haircut and he replied that he was.
About two minutes after the barber had started on the lil boy's hair, the father told the barber he wanted to
get a drink in the next shop. . . When the barber was done the boy got up and started for the door when the barber
told him to have a seat and wait for his dad, to which the boy replied "He isn't my dad, I was walking down the
street when he asked me if I'd like to get a free haircut" grin

Hope I told it well.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Off by D1KeleVra(m): 7:04pm On May 05, 2009
hehehaho!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Hippie N D Nun by D1KeleVra(m): 6:46pm On May 05, 2009
lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Buffday Clemcielove by D1KeleVra(m): 6:45pm On May 05, 2009
Its a lieeee! Clem get birthday?
Jokes Etc › Re: Warri Version! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:43pm On May 05, 2009
hehehe waffi boys!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Whole Truth by D1KeleVra(m): 6:35pm On May 05, 2009
I object!!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Differenciation! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:32pm On May 05, 2009
cheesy Seems lil Johnny is being a naughty boy again.
Jokes Etc › Re: Cell Phone Ringing. Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 3:37pm On May 05, 2009
Aiya! That's some confused lad.

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