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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=472102.msg6517262#msg6517262 date=1281012885]D1 wetin u dey do hia??!!

u no see say na private meeting - babes only?

but er. . .seeing as cynthoney never surface, you fit grab Mr Stud's pumping machine - to help relieve im tension

**quickly walks out of thread to give Studio and D1 some much needed privacy**[/quote]You well so?

You dey talk like say all the teachers wey don teach u dey retarded

No it's locked

tout!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal. Where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass!

5. When people say "Did you see that?" while watching a film. No, loser… I paid ₦1500 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "Life is short." What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

How market?

"one's"? anyhow sha no be my business . . .