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 Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 1:58pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: You well so?  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 1:49pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
*mtschew* See as them resemble rat sh-t |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:35pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
E mean say na the people wey u dey hang out with cause this ur kwe-kwe thinkings |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:23pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
You dey talk like say all the teachers wey don teach u dey retarded  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Girl in pic resemble hippo, Efe resemble hippo ∴ Girl in pic resemble Efe or Girl in pic = Efe  I'm sooo good at advance mathematics |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 9:54am On Aug 05, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 9:53am On Aug 05, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 9:53am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Who dey? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Not much. . . what's good? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 11:36am On Aug 04, 2010 |
all na mouth |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 10:56pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
No mind am. . . and jack him no sabi |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 9:54am On Aug 03, 2010 |
No it's locked |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10am On Aug 03, 2010 |
take this 5naira, go open shop |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:54pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
cynthoney: *tehehe*  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
tout! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
yak yak nice joke |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 3:33pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
lol just sharing  |
| Jokes Etc / 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 3:26pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal. Where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass! 5. When people say "Did you see that?" while watching a film. No, loser… I paid ₦1500 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "Life is short." What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 3:20pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
*chuckles* |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Ur brain serves u no purpose |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:24pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Yes ke! What it do!? How shop? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 11:32am On Aug 02, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 10:50am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Cynth. . . studio is not my guy. . . . please don't bring my name to disrepute. . . election is just 'round the corner |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 10:15am On Aug 02, 2010 |
see your neck like tampon |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:14am On Aug 02, 2010 |
 You can only hate and and say negative things about me. . . baby elephant |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Shut up my friend! You think ur in the jungle? Why u dey howl? You think say u be goerge of the jungle? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03am On Aug 02, 2010 |
You no soji! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01am On Aug 02, 2010 |
How market? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01am On Aug 02, 2010 |
| "one's"? anyhow sha no be my business . . . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 11:50pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Stupido! Take ya time |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 11:39pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Oboidanre, take ya time. . . why u come modify ur comment. . . i go come resemble mad person |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 11:37pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
I tire for the girl o. . . but na so yahoo-yahoo people dey do. . . |
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