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PoliticsRe: Emeka Umeagbalasi: The Screwdriver Salesman Behind Trump’s Airstrikes In Nigeria by d1maff: 6:01pm On Jan 22
aswani:
Hopefully he takes them all to onitsha and they can all sell screwdrivers together there.

The ADC ticket is Atiku's till he kpai's anyway and after that, El Rufai's. Peter Obí is going to angrily take his Obidients somewhere else after being used and dumped.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Can Never Become Nigeria President Because Of This Act Of Theirs!! by d1maff: 1:57pm On Jan 21
But it's in that same north you were massacred not too long ago and you still cry about it today. We also know why you were massacred there, it's not like they inherently hated you or just woke up and said let's massacre them. You started the massacre and pushed them to the wall and they only returned the favor.

Tinubu is the reason you have problems in Yorubaland? He must be the reason you have problems in Akure too, In Edo, In delta, in Cross rivers, In akwa Ibom, in Ghana, In SA, in Vietnam, In Thailand, In kenya, in Malaysia everywhere you go. As long as you continue deceiving yourselves, you'll continue to have problems . Was Tinubu the reason you were massacred in Kano, Kaduna, Baucjh, Taraba etc?? Is the Tinubu the reason Ghanaians are saying you must go?

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doncartel:
For we Igbos to have settled with the North, I can assure you that there’s no problem.

Once Tinubu goes, the problem with Yoruba is over. As for Ijaw, we have more problems with South Africa than with Ijaw. So forget, las las everybody go dey alrite.
TravelRe: How To Travel To Mauritius From Nigeria by d1maff: 2:30pm On Feb 19, 2020
How about the business visa? I'm thinking of buying an apartment in Mauritius and i'm afraid the 14 days tourist visa might not be enough to find and conclude a deal on the purchase. Any Idea if the business visa is issued on arrival at the airport too? Thanks in advance.
FashionRe: What is the Best Cream For Someone Who's Dark In Complexion? by d1maff: 9:41pm On Aug 25, 2009
Try Kiwi; you'd love it. I think it costs N800
i think the guy should try suede spray polish, the black from kiwi or nuggets will make ur skin glowwww.
HealthRe: Info On Effective Rat Killer by d1maff: 5:23pm On May 09, 2009
catch and fry the rats.makes a wonderful soup when fried.method of catching=rat board(gum board).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Proof: Uefa Didn't Want An All-english Final! by d1maff: 9:51am On May 09, 2009
If UEFA had wanted to eliminate English clubs,the Q/F pairing was a better opportunity
yes they actually paired two english clubs 2gether in the QF.dats inuff proof
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pronouncations! by d1maff: 11:30pm On Mar 18, 2009
u don chop poraro sips b4?
FashionRe: What Hair-style Do You Have On Now And How Long Did It Take To Fix It? by d1maff: 11:07pm On Mar 18, 2009
Abollo, Gorimakpa skin cut and it took me an entire 15 mins to get.
RomanceRe: Why Do People Take Oaths In Relationships? by d1maff: 10:48pm On Mar 18, 2009
@nuzo, men u're d bomb.the explaination explained every damn f--king thing bout d oath shit!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Anyone Help With Rituals, Ife,juju,black Magic Etc. by d1maff: 10:46pm On Mar 18, 2009
try track GURU MAHRAHJI, he fit run things on your behalf, lol
CelebritiesRe: Mc Weird Confesses She Is A Lesbian by d1maff: 12:51pm On Mar 06, 2009
before nko? the she no gree say she be she.na He she like to be.What a life!!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Has Chest Hairs by d1maff: 12:48pm On Mar 06, 2009
na b4 she fine,she don wowo anyhow these days
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Who Is The Biggest Waste Of Money At Chelsea? by d1maff: 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2009
na SWITCH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: All Chelsea Fans Must Hear This by d1maff: 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2009
this SWITCH guy no get work.na so u come hate chelsea reach wen CHELSEA no even know whether u dey exist.i feel so so very sorry 4 u.If 2say CHELSEA FC dey aware of all these ur YEYE rantings and pantings,e 4 better.but so unfortunate 4 u.U are not even known to ur enemies at all at all.Get a jab man.psssss.
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Arrested For Drunk Driving by d1maff: 1:50pm On Feb 01, 2009
mikel obi is going to jail. chikena. he must go to jail.
I bet you drink and drive also and u are not in jail.Na so dem take dey go jail??Make una leave the boy alone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool(2) Vs Chelsea(0) On Sunday 1st February by d1maff: 1:44pm On Feb 01, 2009
All of una anti-chelsea people,una go chop una words after the Match.

Chelsea 3
Liverpool 1

VIVA CHELSEA!!!!!!!1
SportsRe: Etim Esin Sues Okocha 100m Naira For Defamation by d1maff: 1:42pm On Feb 01, 2009
Jay Jay went a little too far with this one.I understand he even ordered the search of both Etim and his wife.HABA!!!!!! make we dey respect elders na.Etim sef nor try,maybe jay jay be no invite am b4 sef.who knowshuh
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants In Pictures by d1maff: 10:44pm On Jan 23, 2009
Men,these are no longer militants.Let's not deceive ourselves.These are TERRORISTS
Jokes EtcRe: My Ex-Girl Friend (Picture) by d1maff: 10:38pm On Jan 23, 2009
where;s d pussy at? in the muscles?
EventsRe: Obasanjo Wedding Pics: by d1maff: 10:32pm On Jan 23, 2009
no be dat boy dem say e nor wellhuh?
Jokes EtcRe: Most Outrageous Pictures by d1maff: 10:26pm On Jan 23, 2009
men, dat guy no try at all at all.see as he do himself. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: Most Outrageous Pictures by d1maff:
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Jokes EtcRe: Year 3000 In Pictures by d1maff: 10:06pm On Jan 23, 2009
ehennnnnn, I can't wait to get to year 3000 . grin grin cool cheesy wink grin
Jokes EtcRe: Rev. Okotie's Vocab by d1maff: 9:59pm On Jan 23, 2009
the man too much.his grammar is out of this clime
Car TalkRe: Are White Coloured Cars Cheaper? by d1maff: 9:51pm On Jan 23, 2009
it's all about consumer preference.So i think
Car TalkRe: New Helmet Rule In Lagos by d1maff: 9:50pm On Jan 23, 2009
i'ts all about consumer preference.So i think
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by d1maff: 9:38pm On Jan 23, 2009
Please take another look at the "goat", does not look like a real goat to me.
How else do you want a goat to look like?This country sucks.Our Nigerian police was once described by a Nigerian rapper as "DUMMIES IN UNIFORM".Is he not right after all?Let them just shoot the damn thing.After all they shoot suspected criminals at will almost on a daily basis.
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by d1maff: 9:04pm On Jan 23, 2009
How do we move on in Nigeria if we continue to live in such superstitions and ill-beliefs?Thief turn to goat,imagine.
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