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watchindelta:
IT'S CALLED "PENIS CAPTIVUS." IT CAN LAST FOR HOURS. AND NO, IT ISN'T AWESOME.

Over the weekend, we told you about an Italian couple who reportedly started having sex in the Mediterranean Sea and finished in the ER, because their genitals wouldn't disunite. It sounds outlandish -- hell, we can barely figure out the physics of intercourse in the bathtub -- but there's an actual medical explanation for it. And the basic concept is pretty much this:

It's caused by a vaginal spasm, and apparently in the Italian couple's case, the water added a significant increase in suction. We asked Dr. Yvonne Fulbright -- formerly Astroglide's go-to sexologist, who now has her own line of products -- to pull us in and grip us with her knowledge...

Penis captivus started as an urban legend a long, long time ago

"Just hearing the term 'penis captivus' can have one shuddering," says Dr. Fulbright. "Penis captivus is an idea that started in medieval times. People feared that the penis could get 'sucked into' the vagina during the missionary position, possibly forever."

Legit medical studies have found evidence to support the theory

"While largely hearsay, and chalked up mostly as mythical, an article published in a 1979 issue of the British Medical Journal claims that penis captivus has occurred very rarely throughout history. Apparently, a handful of couples have gotten locked inseparably during sexual intercourse. This is actually pretty common [between] dogs."

Related: 22 Facts To Make You Feel Better (Or Worse) About Your Sex Life

Unless you're a dog, it's unlikely you'll ever experience this -- you have a better chance of winning the lottery -- but just in case, here's some advice...

"Should you ever find this actually happening, then both you and your lover need to relax and take the focus off of intercourse and anything sexy. This allows blood to leave the penis, so that he can withdraw more easily. And her pelvic floor muscles will also relax, as not to clench the shaft." but Africans believe it juju

Why is this case rampant in Africa, over infidelity?.
Check YouTube.

Favybloom:
The reason why Africa is made up of third world countries is because the people here are mostly naturally dumb, do not have a curious mind, do not read, research or study anything! Anything that you don't know is automatically "spiritual"! That is why the most lucrative business in Africa is in religion and native doctors or juju practise. This is a situation that happens everyday in the western world. Maybe if you take your eye off Africa magic for a while and see some American movies (which are usually educative) like Greys Anatomy, you would know that there's nothing spiritual about this. Knowledge is power and Africa will forever be powerless against its own self until it acquires knowledge.

I have actually had of a spell known as pin casting(were pins will be invoked and casted via air to penetrate into human bodies),I thought through it nd considered it one of those tales of moonlight.
Until my friend became a victim, it all started as fever, typhoid,every medical measure was taken bt the sickness still prevailed. Until one man who also is knowledgeable in d field got him notified,that it's not medical bt spiritual.
"FACT" He went to the traditionalist who specializes on that field, nd d man told him that he has over 35pins in his body, that no human being has actually survived that much, that truly God is on his side.
This man right before the eyes of my friend removed the pins from his body, as he feels his flesh nd gets to the place were the pins are, he will draw it out with his teeth.
I wasn't just informed,i was privileged to c the pins myself.
Nd he is now 100% healed,nd I believed myself.
It is obvious to you that there is sensual wisdom, medical wisdom, why actually have you found it difficult to believe that there is spiritual wisdom?.
They are not the ones that needs to be enlightened Co's they actually believe in scientific wisdom, bt u D one that need to understand that Romans 8:7 carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
Ur carnal mind is what has actually kept you ND ur likes (ATHEIST) deluded,cos it totally has no place in the realm of the spirit.
Can u tell me how a man can use a plane mirror, or a pan of water as CCTV?.
Traditionalist do that a lot nd a lot of people who have bn privileged to c it can vouch for it.
SUMMARY: Spirituality is not understood it's simply believed,accepted,applied and the evidence is sure.
Advice quit D stress of looking for God(Mind)nd accept him with ur hearth and you will find him.
Accept Christ today nd b wise. 1 Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

realpoacher:
You are a joke, science say that it is rare occurrence yet a regular occurrence in Africa. Have you asked yourself why?.. Have also asked yourself why it's always common adulterers and not fornicators (boyfriend/girlfriend relationship), or doesn't occur between husband and wife? Why does it always have to be between cheaters?.... My is simply juju what the whites call voodoo... Go figure

You Dnt actually need to waste ur time explaining to these people.
Itz obvious science will always wnt to tell you, that they knw everything so as nt to create pandemonium among their believers(ATHEIST).
I love science sooo much bt sometimes they should just chill nd understand that are just human.

felixomor:
I can see u clearly dodged the part on hometown and grandparents part because u know Your argument will fall there.

Ask anybody with good knowledge of logic.
You are wrong on the 100 percent claim.
If u like argue from now till tomorrow.
U can only be 100 percent of what u witnessed.

And u never witnessed your own birth.
That is a high order fallacy

If you try to use resemblance to argue in a court, I am sorry for u.
Only a DNA test settles the matter.
Otherwise, u will argue for eternity (I clearly see u didnt talk about DNA, because it will fall ur argument)

And even if u let go of the argument, how do u know ur grandparents?

How do u know ur hometown?

Abi u also saw resemblance in ur hometown?



Please can u bring evidence or reference for your "always seed of doubt".

I am tired of ur numerous claims without backup.

Because and afterall, u never experienced it.




Clearly u didnt read where I said " (bolded)



So why are u changing my statement and closing your eyes to "weighing the evidences"?
You can see u r not honest?



Sorry u said



U have forgotten u diagnosed christians with "mental disorder"?



Prove me wrong that what? (Expose yourself now )
And Sorry u are wrong again on the issue of God on the human existence.
U have not even produced a single research to prove that point?

U certainly dont know that, sorry. Try to be scientific a little. It helps.

You that cant even explain what happens when you are asleep?
Abeg, Stop the fallacies.




That statement only explained God and his names, how did "my God" enter from where.

Guy, get some basic logic lessons. It helps.
To be honest, u r not logical at all.
I am sorry to say.




My statement only explained what people call God, because u tried to spin confusion which u r still trying to spin right now because of the stubbornness of your heart, in trying to create a reason to deny the obvious?.

Trying to create seperate identities by difference in languages.
Sorry that wont work here,
.



So a statement on interpreting Arabic = claim that we serve same God ?

Even if its the same God, your way of drawing up conclusions is whack.

U keep arriving at illogical conclusions.

Why?






Confused about what actually?

Redefine the topic.




Sorry, many of them believe Jesus is the son of God. They attend underground churches and God sees their faith.

You sit in ur sitting room and make illogical conclusions too much.
Repent.
Again, Repent!



convincing Proof (not prove ) like what






Can you tell us how you know they are lies?

Remember only fools make claim without logical references and backup




The ones most confused on this earth are atheists.
They spend eternity denying the obvious and fighting who they call "non-existent" just like u r doing now
Trust me, ask anybody

And they are also the ones who kill the most
Just google the statistics
All Religion has not even killed one tenth of what atheists have killed in the last hundred years alone

So you have no point there.
i hope u r not an atheist?

LOLZ. nd u forgot to add that they hv d highest rate of suicide cases all round D world,cos they actually hv no reason for living.
Seriously after going through some rigorous posts of some of them(Atheist)I came to finally conclude that there is absolutely no need arguing with these folks.
I hv come to realise dat there faith is built on deir argument,so D highest punishment u can give to them is let them continue in their ignorance.
Meanwhile dey hv claimed to knw it all, y argue then?. There is no life after death, y live then?.
Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
Pls beloveth Xtians in d house,avoid these men who are fools,for them to die in their guilt.
Dey keep on emphasising on knowledge,morality, sanity, science, and technology Asif they hv contributed more to these than Xtians.
Xtianity have survived different levels of subjigation, bt instead of killing us it makes us even more stronger.
If u guys re actually so sure of what u believe,y not rise in d Middle East,fight for it and die for it,as D Xtian faithful do every single day.
Moreover according to ur believes,u either rest in peace with ur God universe,or b unconscious forever,so there is nothing to fear then, bt NO!!!they can Neva speak boldly nd go down for it instead Co's of cowardice they will rather argue here on nairaland,with Xtians because they knw we are moraly stable.
A group of people who believe in justice based on one's perspective, to some rape is OK to odas it's not, to some fornication, adultery, pedophilia, beastility, pornography,abortion,murder,suicide is OK, to odas it's not.
These facts just helps me draw conclusions on d fact that, they are bunch of confused nd psychologicaly deranged people, who Dnt even knw what they want or what dey are fighting for.
They say Xtians can't actually reason correctly,whereas dey re d ones that needs there heads to b checked.
Leave D world in d hands of atheist, u simply hv ended up creating animals instead of humans.
Men of zero manners nd complete state of anarchy,cos they actually hv no rule of engagement.
Like I will always say, a group of people who can't actually Dnt knw hw d world came to b, or what lies in wait in afterlife hv no right to tell me hw to live inbetween it.
Xtians Pls ignore these people nd our silence will just kill deir faith!!!
Pls IGNORE!!! THEM,nd deir foolishness will b obvious to deir conscience.
SILENCE BRETHERN!!?

HardMirror:
You wish
Look at them. You guys are so insecure. No matter how much you wish, you can't change my past. I was a pastor and I am now an atheist. I see it hurts u christians so much

u simply an atheist because u think God failed u, wen u hv actually failed God.
No one is hurt Bro, if Christianity needed people like u, God would hv included a check mechanism like in Islam to checkmate ur likes.
Bt no it's not there simply because heaven is for everyone,someone ,and for no one depending on ur choices same as hell.
Nd u hv actually made urs,just b determined to live with it.
Bt come to think of it if what u saying is true, nd I still ignorantly refuse to follow atheism,what will I loose wen I die(Nothing) bt vice versa what do u tend to lose(Everything).
Dnt even think u can win God with ur debates wen u meet him, cos he actually gave them to u.
OH!!!! did I say God? Sorry, NATURE or D CREATOR, as he's mostly known by u guys LOLZ. I pray for u sir!!

HardMirror:
God has found relevance in the mysteries our frail minds are confronted with, for only in them will God ever be relevant. Else man wld have never created God.


Atheists are strong!

Atheists defy circumstances!

Atheists make their own destinies and live with the consequences of their actions.


Ending the Year an Atheist, will always be an atheist. #PROUDATHEIST

Thank you all for being part of my 2016.



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One thing I will assure u is dat, at d end of life every atheist will come to realize dat they have ignorantly fought against what they would hv defended, bt by then it will be too late.
Man's desire has always bn filled with ego.
What do atheist believe in?"science" ,who created science ,man nd who created man "Nature" nd what is nature (zero answer).
How were we able to b d only being amongs D entire creature that can actually make use of itz intellect, inwhich case is d reason y science was born... NATURE. what is nature (No answer).
We Dnt believe in the invisible, bt every man inhales and exhales air every second which is invisible nd no one is actually talking abt it.
D scriptures is false and every miracle deceptive,yet itz Vry obvious that dey can Neva b a fake without D original or a lie without D truth. for (example u can't produce a fake Mercedes wxy class,simply because there's no wxy Mercedes anywhere) yet every atheist believes dat every miracle are fake.
The simple truth is that I will rather believe in that nature that made man(Jesus),than the science that man made.

am0sn0nyu:
Why have you wasted your time by going thru my post shit. My posts are beyond your comprehensible aptitude, you first of all need to go get yourself de-abrahamized by reading all of hardmirror and akintom stimulating threads and challenging posts before you can be able to engage me, and not with some ridiculous passage from Corinthians, speaking of Corinthians - What the 'F' do you know about the ancient city of Corinth where it's citizens where once into their kind of paganism which still survive till date in respect to the Olympian Gods who are still shown respect and have continual references made to in Astronomy, tell me - mention one Abrahamic figure whose name is used to label a celestial body such as a newly discovered planet, stars, constellation, satellites ? The answer is none, even the name of the days of the week were derived from Greco-roman/Gothic deities to honor the days they were worshipped but moomoo like you goes to church on Sundays (originally a day ancient paganist dedicate to worship their Sun deity (Ra, Zeus and the likes) to worship a Jewish idol called Yahweh who you wouldn't have had anything to do with in the first place if only the European never brought Christianity to our forebearers. You might as well quote me a passage from the Hindu's scriptures from the Vedas, but oh! your parent weren't colonized by invading Indians Hindus. Don't wish me Happy Easter as I chose not to acknowledge a day inspired from a non-African pagan commemoration under the guise of a Christian-like celebration.

Easter : Old English Eastre < Germanic dawn-goddess whose festival was celebrated at the vernal equinox < Indo-European, "to shine"]

I can only but see dat u are highly grounded in carnal knowledge.
Pls I just hv this question for you:
1.What do you believe in?.

CatfishBilly:
For you to ask if he wanted to be healed just made me question everything about you.
If I may ask you, What is the greatest gift you can give a blind man?

I hv actually heard of a blindman dat says he wnts to remain blind because of the grants received from the government. To you it's his sight,bt unfortunately u nt cobhams.
Mind you did things works with our hearth mire than our lips, datz y our God can't b deceived.

CatfishBilly:
Sadly, Cobhams Asuquo was there and he didn't get healed.
One case that would have been easily verified.

Free the sheeple indeed.
One byte of brain power this one doesn't have.

Bro I wasn't born believing sir, I was once like u.
So probably u may b d one dat needs that sheeple off,when dealing with God.

Nobleking2000:
Why will he show mercy to whom he chooses to show it (ie selected few) are all creatures no longer what he created in his own image. If he selects the people he shows mercy that is pure partiality.

Gods mercy is based on ur heart, actions and decisions. Re-read my write-ups.

Zi:
"Heal" Cobhams and I won't be asking for a proof. Abi he doesn't need healing?

We don't need u more Dan u need us.
If u believe to ur own benefit, if u Dnt to ur detriment.
1 Corinthians 1:22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
1 Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumbling block, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1 Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
I pray Dat u receive wisdom.

CatfishBilly:
Sadly, Cobhams Asuquo was there and he didn't get healed.
One case that would have been easily verified.

Did cobhams tell u dat he wants his sight restored?. Cobhams to me is OK with the way he is if u ask me, Co's datz 1 of d reasons he's were he is today.
God works with willingness man, it wasn't d pastor Dat healed dem bt deir faith nd desire in God to b healed dat did.
JESUS my GR8 PHYSICIAN, m not just a fan but one who has also bn privileged to b healed by u.
1 Corinthians 14:38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.

Butterworth:
These are claims and assertions, you provided no evidence or facts to back up your claims. Merely asserting is not same as Evidence or facts. Try harder to provide sound historical and archaeological evidence. Some of us are not religious NUTJUB

Quoting the bible as Evidence is like using a claim as an evidence.

Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
As a footballer u Dnt score with ur hands, Co's itz against D rule.D rule of d kingdom is faith!!.
if u wnt to b part of team God,believe nd den u will understand not vice - versa.

KingLennon:
What's customised about this? A church doesn't have to be customised for people to worship God. Religion is one of the reasons why Africa is still behind other continets

Religion could b,bt definitely not xtianity. Co's we simply D reason y sanity is still maintained in Africa.

KraticKratus:
11. the bible said so, so it must be true.


xtians are highly gullible

Nd our gullibility has actually made us more wise, tolerable, compassionate,loved, peaceful.
Incase u unaware itz actually Dat gullibility dat is still holding D world nd Nigeria in peace.

am0sn0nyu:
First of all you are a disgrace to the Yoruba negro race...to start with - what's your concern with Judeo-christean mytheology, I bet you know nothing of your ancestral tradition, chronicles and background but crammed all the bullsh1t about a book written by ignorant humans in an age where even the then Yorubas have devised metaphysical means to conquer long distances. You are not an omo-oba you are an omo-eru-Jew.

It's high time you religious mofos stop mentioning God as if God is only exclusive to Abrahamic religions. Always be specific as to which God you referring to. In the case of this particular book of lies 'Holy Bible' they believe he's a 'he' whom they call Yahweh (anglicized as Jehovah) also whom they act as though they have seen otherwise how do they know he speaks. So I will be responding to your delusion of believing in a Jew-worshipping idol called Jehovah or Yawheh interchangeably.

Your statement infers that the crucifiers of Yeshua the Christos already knew it's a must for them to have him nailed with some six-inch so he can fulfill a prophecy - I mean how sensible does that sound ? And the Bible should be banned for it's continued reference to the word 'WORLD' as if it writers were truly considering Ijesha, Mongolia, Ibadan, Chisinau, Leningrad, Shangai and other parts of the world that the pro-Judaism writers never knew of, for they believed the world begins and end in respect to their then possible outreach, venture and visitation. The error of using the word 'WORLD' to refer to the whole wide world was a deliberate mistake that crept in when that Gory Book was being translated from Greek to other languages from which they intentionally left it so, in order for proselytizer to justify a ruse that's still being use till date - you (in any part of the globe) were preached to but didn't heed the word of Yahweh (idol-god of the Jew as written in the Gory Book) hence you'll be heading to burn in Hell for eternity unless you give your life to Yehsua the Christos now.


Jesus is the only savior to heaven would be valid only if you believe in not just the concept of heaven but the Christian heaven. Do you accept that Krishna is the only savior to which nirvana can be achieved ?

Answer me How Is Jesus' Death A Sacrifice If He Rose From The Dead ?

I really wish I could, but after going through ur write-ups is simply obvious that ur gullibility in the things Of God is completely unfathomable.
1 Corinthians 2:11 For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.
I can only help by praying,that one day the glorious light of him will shine through u.
HAPPY EASTER.

walls01:
what do atheist believe about how the universe come to be

Atheist are just bunch of people who are angry with God for one reason or the oda. A group of people who can't actually say how D world came to be, or what lies in wait after here, but they are there to advice us how to live inbetween it.

otemanuduno:
No, God the Universe, the creator of all gods is not partial. Partiality and jealousy belongs to his creations because of their own selfish interest.
For example, Alla the god of Mecca favours his land and calls it the Holy Land while other lands have to come to his land to worship. That is Partiality. Yahweh the god of Yacob(Israel) made Israel a holy place for the rest of the world to come. That is Partiality. Vishnu the god of Hindi made India a place of worship. That is Partiality.

But GOD THE UNIVERSE who created the physical Universe with a big bang and created all these aforementioned gods has given every land one resource or the other. Petroleum is found in Nigeria, Gold in Ghana, football talents in Brazil, talented story writers in Israel, inventors in America, China, etc.

Now you OP are bothered by the story written concerning the people of other lands. You forsake the gods of your own land(Chuku, Olorun, Abassi etc.) and worry yourself over the god of other lands. Well... Good luck to you, but as for me... I will rather follow the sayings of Luwabi, the father of all OMOLUWABIs:

And this your God of the universe was so impartial that he created partial God's?. Nd has bn silence for ages,while the Gods take the fore front. TRUTH: is either he wasn't the one who created them, meaning he lied to you or he's creation has overpowered him which has made him to remain silence for ages. JESUS is lord!!.

BEST ANSWER. My God can't and can never be partial. "He showeth mercies to who he will".Who is d mercy for?. in as much as the mercy is for someone,the mercy is for no one and for everyone,depending on your heart,nd actions(2 Chronicles 16:9).The hearth and choices of these men dis qualified nd approved them, just as the hearth and choices of so many is currently deceiving them.

Has there ever been a lie without the truth, or a fake without the original.I just don't knw why all these men who have failed God, claiming that God failed them(Atheist),won't just let a Christian tread b?.
TNK U JESUS for ur healing...