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PhonesRe: PHOTO: Caption This Massive Typo Error On Samsung Galaxy Note Advert by d33types: 5:02am On Jun 13, 2016
that is a well planned advert.No mistake about it
PhonesRe: Glo New Cheap Data Plan Is A Scam (photos) by d33types: 4:57am On Jun 13, 2016
i've used glo for 3 years running.the coverage in my area is superb and average network speed is 1MBPS,i am on a CUG plan, everything seemed good till glo started slashing their data charges.

even after buying the 2k plan, i hadn't been able to achieve 4GB when i was cut off. I always hear of data zapping ,now i've experienced it from Glo..
Technology MarketRe: Customs/ndlea Seize My Shipment,ask Me To Pay 36k Before Its Released. by d33types: 11:11pm On Jun 11, 2016
OP, you're paying for your ignorance
For every dutiable item above $300 shipped into the country either via ups,dhl,fedex or other courier service,there must be charge that is paid to the customs via the courier(in your case fedex) .That charge is usually a percentage of the worth of the item.
DHL especially overvalues items so you'll pay more than necessary.

so, the trick is to declare a lesser value to your item and eventually pay less.

if you don't undervalue your item,I am 2000% sure they will give you a heavy duty than normal.
PoliticsRe: Army Ready To Tackle Niger-Delta Militants by d33types:
Horus:
And? why do you believe that these machines are obsolete?
I didn't say they re obsolete ,I said they aren't new and were bought by GEJ's supposedly inept government

meanwhile ,they weren't used against boko harem.. hypocritical fulani government we have.

Nigerians and word semantics sha
PoliticsRe: Army Ready To Tackle Niger-Delta Militants by d33types:
Horus:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1692938_10x7y0w_jpeg293a1ebf27803420516a24f188e69371

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1692939_1554cx4_jpeg79104615438427f9a756fb03ff836bd1

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Nigerian Air Force, Nimasa showcase the first of seven incoming isr planes; geared towards checking the activities of Niger Delta Militants, pirates and illegal bunkerers in the maritime domain
nice pics but the drone monitoring screen shows 2014 (2yrs ago during GEJ's tenure)..we had all these machines since.they arent new , so stop the lies by saying "the first of seven incoming isr planes;"
PoliticsRe: United State Implants Chips Into Buharis Blood by d33types: 11:45am On Jun 11, 2016
Infact. your stuupidity is like Peak Milk.Its in you
PoliticsRe: Buhari Diagnosed With Cancer By London Doctors- Thetrent by d33types: 8:28am On Jun 09, 2016
cancer of the ear 'OR' brain.. God punish all these rumour mongers..you think Britons cannot differentiate cancer of the brain and other cancers?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by d33types: 6:08pm On Jun 08, 2016
haywire1:
If i offend u, abuse me but NOT my religion


Ma Salam

#
k
mallaam extremist spotted
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Awful Experience With The Federal Civil Service Commission by d33types: 7:32am On Jun 08, 2016
is that the awful experience? do you know how many persons have done the same as you? or you think you are more special than the other millions of unemployed graduates seeking federal employment?

my friend park well..the government is bad for everybody.you arent smart,else you'd have progressed more than opening a file..
by being smart,I don't mean bribery.
PhonesRe: Why you should buy A 5000mAh Battery Phone by d33types: 7:28am On Jun 07, 2016
Dolaries:
Don't bring in iPhone here na, haba We talking Freedom, you talking prison
every product has their niche,i believe.
besides that, most "productive" android tweaks are reproducible on jaikbroken iOS.I'm not taking about those unnecessary buggy fancy eye candy ittle or no value to productivity.
believe me,,I did all the tweaks there ever was on Symbian and now android.
I built countless roms for symbian and still building for Android.nothing beats stability on apple iOS or even the mac os.

mind you, I have the best high end android phones with custom rims and all tweaks there is.I also have an iphone to match..personally apple kicks Android's butt when it comes to stability.Well it's has never been a dispute

its not by the amount of ram or processor core or speed or about benchmarks.software optimisation is key
PhonesRe: Why you should buy A 5000mAh Battery Phone by d33types: 6:59am On Jun 07, 2016
another tecno ad?


Iphones have the smallest battery capacity but better battery life?
Car TalkRe: How To Survive 10 Driving Emergencies by d33types: 7:48am On Jun 06, 2016
diportivo:
I avnt seen where i bashed anybody...all i did was observe


If with ur discretion 55mph = 110kph i wld simply ask u to stop being a smart-ass, free up ur mind and assimilate jokes when u see some

We are all here to learn....do dat and move on
thanks..
I felt you were bashing the messenger..

that 55 ish was a keyboard slip tho..

Cheers grin
Car TalkRe: How To Survive 10 Driving Emergencies by d33types: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2016
diportivo:
Too many American talk like.... Rig,freeway, mph,NHTSA, etc

Confusing!!

Emergency 5.....2 wheels off the ground and na jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!! driver go dey shout....i can bet my mowe land on dat sef grin

Emergency 8.....all those steps when ur car suddenly has a mind of its ownhuh

To avoid stories dat touch d heart via newspaper ad,just jejely look for the nearest gutter (not drainage o,gutter) and park inside.thank me later

tongue
These things happen everywhere thus the author's location doesn't matter. accident na accident ..
use your discretion. when you see 55mph,put 110kmph etc, you see freeway, substitute with interstate expressway eg Benin-Ore.
then lastly stop autosbay bashing
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers : Www. Nigerdeltaavengers. Org : Back Online by d33types: 8:51pm On Jun 05, 2016
DaBullIT:
Na so


















.com not working, .org working and their website was not shutdown


Do they think everybody is daft ?
if you aren't half as daft as you sound,you'd have known that they merely changed domain name.

.org portrays them as a non governmental/not for profit organization than .com
Car TalkRe: Is It Advisable To Order A Car On Http://www.monsterexport.uk by d33types: 7:39pm On Jun 05, 2016
I assume you're exporting to Nigeria, and from the domain name (UK) I can deduce that they will sell right hand drives RHD.

Are you okay with conversion??
Car TalkRe: Why Are Almost All The Mechanics In Lagos Heartless Or Wicked Abi Both Sef? by d33types: 6:45am On Jun 04, 2016
they're not heartless.. they just don't know their jobs;many of them.
most of them still don't use obd diagnostics.. imagine working on the engine of a modern car without using a scanner first-disaster.!!
PropertiesRe: Abuja Man Selling His House For N1.6trillion (photo) by d33types: 5:58pm On Jun 03, 2016
igbinedion's House?
RomanceRe: Lady In Viral Pre-wedding Photos Abena Advises Plus Size Women Like Her by d33types: 4:39pm On Jun 03, 2016
this lady never born like this so ...CS straight
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Cheating On Me? by d33types: 4:34pm On Jun 03, 2016
who doesn't store names and numbers these days.she's a super conman abi girl
but u neva marry na so no biggie.
HealthRe: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by d33types:
might be a hemorrhoid or malignancy (colon cancer)..the later is getting commoner in men in Nigeria and usually associated with difficulty in passing stool,and the stool is in pellet form..bright red blood rules out ulcer.

what the fvck is even wrong with youhuh
.goto a teaching hospital and help yourself, not Nairaland. the wizards selling one product or the other will complicate your problem..
PoliticsRe: Fashola Denies Saying PHCN Privatisation Was Illegitimate by d33types: 3:15pm On Jun 02, 2016
I'm tired of all these here and there talks.who has the link to the verified video recording?
Car TalkRe: Useful Advice On Buying & Paying Required Duty For A Car In Cotonou By Oneself by d33types: 7:56am On Jun 02, 2016
waiting too.
PhonesRe: I Just Got A Speed Of 94mb/s In Nigeria (photo) by d33types:
Opistorincos:
bro exactly how many countries in the world havw you been to for you to make this kind of conclusion??
its not possible using 3.75g or even 4g
maximum for 4g LTE is 300Mbps (37.5MBps)

In the US, highest 4g speed is 40MBPS http://www.cnet.com/news/4g-lte-showdown-how-fast-is-your-carrier/

PhonesRe: War Against Expensive Data. Show Your Love For Glo.drop A Comment. by d33types: 6:27pm On Jun 01, 2016
beinstein:
I use LG optimus f200s, which only supports 3G and 4G. You can't change it to EDGE/2G network yourself except the network providers.
you can.

type this on your dialler *#*#4636#*#* .select radio info,then select wcdma only from the options.
works on almost every phone except some locked Samsung
PhonesRe: I Just Got A Speed Of 94mb/s In Nigeria (photo) by d33types: 5:25pm On Jun 01, 2016
even in south Korea where the world's fastest consumer internet is,its not possible.
I am not being pessimistic.just google the technical specs of 3.75g.

it usually happens to me as well.and I can simulate it. when I start downloading with my IDM as well as with my browser,then I pause my browser's download, IDM surges up to 100MBps and then goes back within 3seconds to the normal 1.2MBps
Note:MBps is different from Mbps
Car TalkRe: How to Jump from a Moving Car (Photos) by d33types: 3:55pm On Jun 01, 2016
question o.
is the OP a bot,or robot??

I sha love autosbay, no homo (if its a guy),his post portray this iDontgiveashit stance
HealthRe: Amina Suffers Stevens-Johnson Syndrome In Katsina After Taking Septrin (Graphic) by d33types: 11:01am On Jun 01, 2016
DIKEnaWAR:
Seriously terrible!

The doctors we have here don't even go through your medical history to know if you react to anything. They administer the drugs and wait for the reactions. If adverse, they deny you and cry that their enemies are using you to pull them down.

Let us situate this problem properly; it is not Septrin that did this to her, but a component in the drug. People will start avoiding Septrin now, while they continue taking other brands with that same component that a lot might react to. It is high time we begin to evaluate drugs on their chemical composition and not brand.


It is normal to hear people say "Beecham ampiclux is the best". This is because they think a drug is all about brand and not composition. Let our pharmacists/doctors begin to dispense drugs on the basis of their chemical content one after the other and not what it seeks to cure.
pained pharmacist or pharmacy technician spotted
all Nigerian trained doctors take drug history as part of history; especially chloroquine and sulpha containing drugs (commonest is septrin around here) okayhuh
you should know that Nigerians refer to drugs by the most popular brand names eg (suphadoxine+pyrimethamine is called fansidar or amalar, arthemeter+lumefantrine is called lonart or coartem.its easier)

now ,to your argument, septrin or any other brand containing sulphamethoxazole+trimetoprim will cause same reaction to same patient regardless of the Brand okay..
PoliticsRe: It’s All Lies, Miltary Never Arrested Our Strike Team- Avengers by d33types: 7:26am On Jun 01, 2016
ArmedRobber:
This Avengers re too poor in propaganda,

Boko-haram will never trade word with anybody they strike instead of coming out to debunk stories.

Oya make una strike Now to convince us cowards.gringrin
common sense isn't common...
in case you didn't read the tweet, they bombed this morning..
sad tho, that the NA are just out to satisfy their paymasters
AutosRe: Plug N Play Car Fuel Saver Device For N2,000 Only by d33types:
just gerarahere men huh huh huh Nonsense device doesn't have a connection to the MAF, Fuel pump or EFI system. OP has never driven a car once and he's helping those with cars

your so called fuel saver is just an electronic with a circuit board.it has been debunked worldwide
http://www.caranddriver.com/features/fuel-saving-devices-debunked-dynamic-ionizer-fuel-doctor-fd-47-hot-inazma-eco-moletech-fuel-saver-fuel-boss-magnetic-fuel-saver-gearbox

http://jalopnik.com/5802645/fuel-saver-devices-will-not-save-you-fuel

http://www.compendiumarcana.com/fuel_doctor_fd47/


daddyrich:
the car engine instantly upgrade from 2.0 to 2.4;

So in summary, This is what you get with this amazing CAR FUEL SAVER

10% -30% fuel savings:

Increase in engine horsepower;

Quick Engine Start

Prolonged battery life

Reduced static electricity
TF is this cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by d33types: 10:12pm On May 30, 2016
op, how old are you? 20? next time ,do not assume anything.. gameboy? c'mon? you learnt the hard way.
RomanceRe: 26-year-old Former Prostitute Who Aborted 320 Pregnancies, Dies by d33types: 3:32pm On May 30, 2016
[size=28pt]she helped abort over 320 pregnancies.Not her own pregnancy[/size]
AutosRe: ***SOLD****Very Clean 2005 Toyota Solara Used By A Woman by d33types: 10:20pm On May 29, 2016
that a car was used by a woman indicates physical cleanliness of the ride which in my opinion is the least to look out for..
women are the worst car maintainers in Nigeria to the extent that even popping the hood is deemed manly. quote me anywhere.

happy sales tho

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