₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
Are you saying that Oshi-omo-Ale never stole Edo people's money all these eight years?
Are you saying that all the:

- federal allocation.
- excess crude account
- IGR
- loans

that he received have been fully used for the benefit of the residents of the state?
Or the FAKE comrade is simply a useless PRETENDER

Oshiomhole stole no doubt, but even at that, he worked.
He did things you said he didn't do.he performed far better then Igbinedion.
You are just a liar who has never stayed in edo state
don't give the dog a bad name to hang it
Like I said, the man is still a crook and I'm not his supporter

All this kill and divide tactics will not work. APC & PDP are the same. They got no love for you, anonimi. All your support for pdp will only earn peanuts and then they fvck your life for 4yrs.
Be wise now in your youth

If this is true, then this government is the most hypocritical one since 1960. Talk about the so-called austerity measures.

You don't need 80 lawyers to win even if it's 20 cases ,except you want to intimidate and harass the judges by packing many lawyers per case
the most celebrated law case of all time involving OJ Simpsons and Johnny Cochrane didn't need more than 5lawyers

Modified We know it's not 80lawyers per case, it doesnt make it less wasteful. Lawyers can only deliberate on cases after investigations by EFCC, thereby making them idle pending investigations.

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEUaPJFx_e0

[size=14pt]Niger Delta Avenger video warning to Buhari[/size]

Niger Delta Avenger releases a serious video warning Buhari and threatening to Kill Buhari's daughter Zahra. they have promised to intensify their attacks over the coming days

This horus is an unofficial rep or hypeman for the Nigerian army or something..you always post irrational,controversial and false info.the last one was showcasing GEJ's 2014 war machines as new ones to be delivered soon.

[size=16pt]NDA have said they will not take lives.they are also not IPOB [/size]
For fvcks sake, that guy's accent is far from an Urhobo tongue.and he's bearing ochuko.
You guys don't even have half a brain to plan a proper propaganda.

ALAYORMII:
On the issue of light, we've been enjoying that abundantly in my area



Since on Monday till late night Wednesday our light didn't even blink



As am writing this, am watching the engager comedy on TVC.



Light full here ooo

Nor make me vex o..who ask you?
Abi you nor get sense to know where to write this kind thing..?
People dey suffer and na here you wan claim say you dey enjoy? Foolish Pikin.

anonimi:
Oshi-omo-Ole has been very busy with his IMPORTED wife.
All the CommonSense of Buy Nigeria to Grow the Naira no concern am.
He has the Edo people's allocation, IGR and loans to purchase forex for his IMPORTED wife while the Edo people gnash their teeth in agony and deprivation.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2711988_img1280483105130_jpeg_jpegb1c7fc64f8bd4437ea95677357b8006b

I don't like oshiomhole ..but you do not have to lie this much.he did far better than Lucky Igbinedion
When you see white,don't call it black

He built new markets both in Benin and other parts of Edo,
He built a massive ultramodern new central hospital awaiting commissioning; the baddest in Nigeria so far
He built a whole new university -edo state university iyanmo.

I take it you haven't even stepped foot in edo state

GAZZUZZ:
yes you can.

thanks oga

Yinkatolu:
bros i don't seem to understand u. are u say d 167k is not my mileage?

It is your mileage (in miles).. I used your pic for illustration. cheers

for the first time ever I have to admit Buhari is daft if this info isn't refuted.

That mallam wants to take us to '84? or to make us his ab0ki.

how I wish this guide came last month..
I was at the verge of changing my headlights because it was bright looking from the outside at night but from the drivers view it was completely dull.
I googled :how to aim your headlights and fixed a 3 yr old problem that made me drive less at night..

thanks sir/ma

edit;mine needed an allen key,not screwdriver.

GAZZUZZ:
im looking for were to untint my factory tint if possible

boss, do you think I can buy an aftermarket untinted window ?

my car comes with factory tint.i haven't been able to process my new tint permit and these men in black are draining me very fast even with my old permit.

BluStreak:
My though exactly. It being a US brand, that mileage sure is in Miles. The km equivalent then should be 469,928.5km

watchworldpro:
I agree with you bro. Need to modify my post. It's miles not km

your mileage is in KM

the odometer reading corresponds to the top most part of the speedometer.

if the major (outer) reading of the speedometer is in mph, your odometer is in miles, and visa versa .

the attached pix for instance is in MILES

state universities mainly admit their 'indigenes' and hardly from other states.
in federal universities, you have a more heterogeneous mix of students hence encouraging versatility and cultural diversity/tolerance

eg students from AAU (edo state's university) are mainly edo residents and few indigenes resident outside the state compared to uniben which combines Lagos, kano,enugu students. you are likely to see an ab0ki or an nna boy in uniben than aau.

state schools are far more expensive than federal schools and even extra expensive for the non indigenes .
eg UNIBEN fees about 4yrs ago was 9700 for medicine when delsu was ~70k for indigenes in medicine and even more for non indigenes.

federal uni 's tend to have better standards, employ more lecturers , have more student population. and are ranked higher by employment bodies.

disadvantages? they're more difficult to get into.
State or federal, they're almost all shitty as far it's Nigerian public education.

gunther6:
I am NOT accusing Captain of child abuse o , but at 18 what happened to going to college?

not everybody needs to go to college okay? besides, going to college doesn't equate to the good life as well.funny enough, not everybody will wait for college before marriage.some of my former profs married before going to college and most married in school.

omotola is not a 90's kid you know

Owliver:
though i dont support this kind of force but sometimes force is needed.

without force you cant run a country(humans)

without force you cant know conflict and without conflict there is no peace.

isreal uses force to remain alive

Nigerian Army uses force to keep us safe

War(force) is legal remember?

humans sometimes need physical pains to get motivation to do the right thing.

fight(force) is always the last option to settle a dispute.

so my dear, use of force is not bad dont ake everything the west tells you. wonder why their children are spoilt? too much pampering.

E not follow at all.
force should be used only if other methods have failed and definitely not for children.
so you support this wickedness abi?

even with the spoilt western children, they are far far smarter, prouductive and humane than ours.

Vanillaskin:
Spoken like a real pro from the bolded

no lady ..its not correct

the sperm reaches the cervix within seconds: far far faster than the man can urinate.
remember ,when the man cums he cannot pee until the erection is down and this takes sometimes 1minute.

after unprotected intercourse the only help is to use postinor within 3days or use IUCD also called the coil after 3days to 1week.

Zealoy:
shes still very young n perhaps the relationship is barely one month old

one month old girlfriend wants to get pregnant for you?
isn't it obvious she's tying you down with another man's baby?

A sperm takes hours to days to fertilize an ovum and then takes about 2weeks to implantation.only some days after implantation will pregnancy test be positive.
in total,only a minimum of 3weeks after sex can pregnancy test be positive .You mentioned 1week..she's a fvcking liar.

I will advice you to rain down fire and brimstone,

1. tell everybody concerned including your parents and her parents about the affair.
2. goto a hospital with her and let them intervene
3. tell her a dna test will be conducted after delivery and if its not yours you will sue her

that girl wants to take advantage of your naivety or stupidity , and you shouldn't let her.


you sef,stop fvcking without condoms.hiv is real

RaptorX:
****not to see that this bloody bigot of a president has a satanic agenda that he his unfolding right b4 ur eyes. Why don't you people get it that this is a high stake game of power consolidation for a section of the country that sees it's survival in keeping this useless entity of a country together who felt GEJ was a mistake never to be repeated again. You fools have been used and dumped. By this time next year it will become so glaring that you morons cannot deny it.

why're you directing your slurs and insults at me when i simply commended you?? are you stable upstairs at all?
have i ever praised PMB?

RaptorX:
I predicted this couple of weeks ago and also warned that the central bank governor will be fired and replaced by a northerner. But the naive kids that populate NL shouted me down. The northernization agenda is now 95% complete only a matter of time remaining for you dumb southerners to become full fledged slaves in your own country.

You're always predicting and it stands..kudos

ReabridCharles:
I would not help your ego by answering that question.

But one question that you should first ask is "why was Lale reinstated? "

ooh..I'm just a some bystanding spectator.i hold no grudges against him nor even know him..

it's your "conspiracy theory" I have grudges against..

cheers anyways..we're good

saintkeppy:
I guess a temporary arrangement will be made for the Grandpa to relax. Gov.Udom Can't do this to his fellow countryman. #FACT. All this reports just to tarnish his personality won't work. And this shitty topic will make front page.

God will punish your life for this wicked statement..
Man that is squatting in a church,you say he will provide temporarily. He couldn't do it before the demolishing thethen it's now after

ReabridCharles:
Am a student of uniport.

Bringing Lale back was the right tin to do.

Is suspension was more like a conspiracy theory....

Now let them handle internal crisi

Are you really a student there?kindly tell me what conspiracy theory means.

diportivo:
Really??

Apart from the MZ-FE,teach us the odas

Let us learn

corneli83:
I know of one and that's 1MZ, 2MZ was initiated in 2002 for Camry while they used 3MZ for RX300 and other V6 vehicles of same year till 2006.
Please expand your own point and let's learn from you.

vz fe for the old 4 runner

edit.oops vz is 3.5L

modified

OTG cables work for iOS devices but are restricted to use by storage devices like flash drives only..
and it mostly works by jailbroken devices.

ceny6:
I recently saw ntel office around surulere Lagos and decided to buy and test their sim. Lets admit we have all be hearing about their amazing speed. They told me it only works on 4G LTE phones.I was quite confident that it will work with my lenovo vibe p1. Funny enough after registering and subscribing I put the sim and it didn't work. I was really disappointed however I tried this on 3 other 4G enabled phones namely : ulephone b touch 2, Huawei gr5, infinix note 2.the network keeps coming and leaving and it can't browse. If 4 random 4G phones can't access their network I wonder the kind of customers they are hoping to get!

not all devices support the real LTE (4G).
most devices calling themselves 4g are actually 3.75G or HSPA and not LTE.
only very few mediatek devices such as infinix or tecno have LTE support.

Even most HTC and Samsung LTE phones aren't universal. meaning that an LTE phone made for the US might not work for Nigeria's LTE networks because their bands are different.

You need an adblocker (I recommend adaway )
ads are a means of revenue generation for Google hence they don't allow adblockers on play store.

another caveat is that adblockers use root access thus your phone must be rooted.

if you aren't comfortable with giving root access to the adblocker, you might manually edit your host file with just a text editor, without any app..all ads will stop permanently.

ImDharay:

& who is talking about whatsapp versions,
Yhu see u actually just showed u ignorantly know
nuffin about whatsapp versions....

Whatsapp plus, & co aren't 'versions'
They are types of whatsapp(tweaked) Version
is basically...e.g Current Version 2.16.95.
Know d diff btw versions & types b4 jumpinq
on my post cuz u just showed u know nuffin abt
d benefits of Whatsapp+ & i see fear of getting banned
written all over u. #Nytie Niqqur!

hey chillax ...when I mean versions I'm not talking about version numbers.

Merriam webster Definition -Version; A form of something (such as a product) that is different in some way from other forms

I mean different versions like WhatsApp plus ,WhatsApp gold, WhatsApp ++ (plus plus), whatsapp plus unban, whatsapp pro..

I even have the project file(android studio) of whatsapp plus..meaning I can insert a malicious code and compile it for everybody.

a word is enough for the wise.

I started coding on android when you were still dreaming about your first android phone.. show some respect

abatically:
So u let an app developed by hackers gain root access to ur phone. Because of what? Themes and some useless features? Congratulations. Anyway I don't blame u since u probably don't have vital information on ur phone or that u exchange via Whatsapp. So u don't know the developers of this app probably have spyway included to snooze into what u are doing. For students it is ok, but which matured man get time for this rubbish? If u don't have anything that can be stolen it is ok, but if u care about ur private download at ur own risk.

thank you..
Some persons are just too daft to understand the power of root access.

ImDharay:

Ignorance is whatu ppl are suffering fr0m
Whatsapp+ is a matured version of d real whatsapp
buh u will never know of d amazing features it has until
u start using it. Its just simply AMAZING!

I've used all the whatsapp versions there is. you know nothing

interesting..
autosbay. can you recommend any ammonia based agent I can get in Nigeria?
Thanks

Billyonaire:
Anyone who calls those gun powder knock-outs 'strange materials' need to be properly educated on the traditions of the SS/SE. Those hollowed steel will be knocked into the soil, filled with gun powder and lighted. The you hear the boom boom boom sound followed by claps and hailing.

That is tradition I was birthed to see at my village in the SS.

I'm learning culture very fast ..