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[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=857731.msg10075479#msg10075479 date=1327858081]And when you have done the selection with the one thousand, will it be correct to conclude that all women cheat? Think well bro[/quote]pls i never said "ALL WOMEN CHEAT". all i said is that it would be concluded that "WOMEN CHEAT". Don't blame me. Blame S.I.[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=857731.msg10076158#msg10076158 date=1327865195]You toast a Nigerian female and then from Nowhere, her friend pops out like[color=#419419]  Supermans[/color]  and[color=#419419] says:  SHE MARRIED[/color]. LEAVE HER ALONE!!  Must they always walk around with Spokesman?   [/quote]@greenBolded, guy, how far you? Thought you are a londoner and that londoners speak queen's english(no oofeinse)

lefulefu:
Naija babes abeg i want make una confirm to me if dis thing na true.na true say the reason why many of una dey wear brazilian wig and other sort of wigs na to hide the shape of una heads?.I dey ask becos one of my pally yarn me say the reason why many naija babes dey wear wig na because dem get very wowor shapes of head.He say he don date many naija babes across naija frm every tribe and one thing he don notice be say naija babes get typically funny shapes of heads and dat is the main reason dem dey wear brazillian wig.He say wen dem pull of their wigs na den u go notice their [b]Rhombus shaped head,hexagon shaped head,mango head,pawpaw head,[color=#419419]catapilla tire[/color] head,beans head etc.[color=#419419]but the one thing wey dey fear am na the ones wey their head dey shaped like sledge hammer own.[/color][/b]those ones even wen dem wear wig the wig no go fit hide their head.So naija babes in da house na true my pally yarn?

@1stBolded, ur paddy don date 250 <= girls <= 600? Wtf!!! @2ndBolded especially at green emphasis, lwkmd! /*Hits head on the ground. Kicks leg for roof*/

@lola.luv, ask pDude, holyeye, 170, adonis, kayemjay(forgotten how it's spelt), ayosmiles, . . . .

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=858631.msg10083492#msg10083492 date=1327949562]^^hahahahahahahahahahaha ROTFLMCAO hahaha i need a air,(:-O) hahaha OMG my tricks are working hahahahagahahaha Look at yhu!! Hahaha hahaa my son, dnt worry i won't pull ur hairs anymore (ROTFLMAO!)[/quote][quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=858631.msg10083559#msg10083559 date=1327950133]Hahahaha i knew it! I knew it!! I knew you were a kid that falls 4 charfs (:-O) LMAO! Worry no more for i've taken charge over you_and i've got a report lately from the lab scientist that u've got verbal [b]dihorrhoea[/b]__here you are! Crying for antibiotics_but don't worry. I'm not like that__ my medications are free of charge *winks*[/quote]what do you want non-nigerians to think of our educational system after reading your post? GSquare(grammatical genocide) + punctuationless post.

#badosky, you just dey hear am?
@lola.luv, followed your thread for the first 5 pages. That was before xmas. I.T. waka no lemme rest. Lasgidi no easy at all. I for loss for here sef. Just stumbled on the thread again today. Just wanted 2 transfer it just for the appreciation. That's how we do it in the SEXUALITY section(if you wanna appreciate your story teller). Aint okay by you? Then i can forget about it. Peace

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=858631.msg10083230#msg10083230 date=1327947376]i see_thats only what you're good at. I laugh coz ur pea brain wouldn't allow you to recognise it's a typographical error_Anyway, stuck your head into your pants get the sense of your fallacy[/quote]@1stBolded, bros, hw far u nah? @2ndBolded, wtf! How does the bolded relate with what he/you('hd) said?

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=858212.msg10083103#msg10083103 date=1327946322][color=#000030]Op if you take her back, you are the biggest fool ever! Yes! na me talk it! She'll take you as a fool because she knows you are not supposed to take her back, and then she'll continue riding your intelligence like a horse! She'll have you in the house, and she'll sleep with every man that says hi! Yes! Because she has your password! You are damn too soft! 4 years? WTF! And you'll continue to live in pain in your matrimonial home. Leave that lady alone. The worst thing that'll happen to you is sleeping with her, or allowing her to sleep with you. If you do that you are what? You are FINISHED!

Look her young man, people wey sabi don dey advice you for this thread, and you dey form romeo for juliet wey go study fuckology for 4 years? Ear wey no dey hear word, if they cut head comot, the ear don go be dat! Na fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter grave! Dont do this for me, do it for yourself![/color] RUN! And when running, [color=#419419]make sure say your leg dey touch the back of your head, a.k.a your ogor[/color]![color=#000030] Confirm yarnings! This wan na once bitten, forever shy! You cannot fit to pass s[i]h[/i]it for road without frowning, you MUST frown! Bro, small s[i]h[/i]it na still s[i]h[/i]it, edy smell. I dey tell you!

I dont know why people choose not to learn from other peoples mistakes, but will rather like to use themselves as scape goats! Jeeeesus Christ!

[/color][/quote]and make sure u take at least 13 strides per second with each stride equalling 19metres.

I can never spend cash just to get punny. Will rather invest it on someone who imma gonna have a future with. Will always get free punny and u know why? Cuz we don't love the girls we request punny from(except wifey). Those we love, we wait till after marriage.

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hide your self or . . .
@lola.luv, been following your thread and i deem it fit to let you know you're a preety good writer. Gud to know that you're subsidizing my boredom but won't you update again? Btw which phone network are you using so as to transfer airtime to you?

bekay911:
If u want something gud u av to first of all giveout sumtn gud.
D reason y gals always use dat term is cos der bfs phork em more dan dey contribute to dier well being. If u giv a gal BB one day it will no mo b in vogue o r it will get lost, if u give her money to make her hair she will c anoda hair style berra dan hers. But if u take away her virginity(if she is) u cant replace it, one day all dose money u spent on her will be recovered but she wont recover hers dats y dey feel dat way

damn! Is it trade by barter? So the 'good' thing i will want from a girl is her p[b]uss[/b]y? SMH

4 pages without an update. WTF!

@op, so you believed they never had intercourse for 4years? Were they speaking in tongues? Well, if you still want her, accept her back but if i were in ur shoes, I'ld f[b]uc[/b]k her consistently and convincingly. After that, I'ld dump her jagajaga arse. Nonsense.

Ima Ima:
very funny. u r hilarious

Dyt:
^^ each tym i c dis name, my hrt skips a bit

muu che che che che che. My heartbeat

Finally. A breath of fresh air.

Welcome bacary

Happy for the scoreline but deep in my heart, it's still 0 - 2. The 3 goals couldn't look more than a fluke.

What's wrong with arsené wengambler? Nonsense. So another trophyless season again?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=857731.msg10074018#msg10074018 date=1327842734]How about this, I just asked ten girls in Lags if they cheat and they said yes. Will it be wise to then conclude as a result of Mr "research" that all girls in Lagos cheats?[/quote]in a state of over 5million females, only 10 aint good. A thousand random selection wouldnt be a bad idea.

Man must lie. Afterall, the punishment of lying is heavily subsidized by the creator 'cause lying is a small sin.

Op's point is very valid. So if someone wanna come up with an inference, will (s)he use all available data? When UNDP said nigeria is among the 20 poorest nation in the world, did they go round every nook and cranny of 9ja? They only used some unbiased random sample to lay claim(same thing op has done). (90 +/- 10)% remains a good estimate and you will never hear them say "89% of nigerian banks are faulty". All you will hear them say is "nigerian banks are faulty". It is known as STATISTICAL INFERENCE INFERENCE. @topic, i can't say. Maybe you should ask them.

[quote author=de_stones link=topic=857521.msg10073263#msg10073263 date=1327832673]Does it mean that one can not listen to any goodnews in Nigeria again?[/quote]after recent episodes, i can boldly tell you that this is good news. A death averted news is now considered good news. IMHO

Aston villa coach is a dead man walking and would be buried before 19:00GMT+1 today.

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oga felix edet, our people(the efiks) are good looking. Btw, what is that thing above? Looks more of a burnt offering to me.

ogbeche77:
Interesting, I wonder what ll happen when COOGAR & DAYOKANU are left all together when dat day comes
Pple I ll love to meet
JARUS
JUSTWISE
BEAF
MUKINA
IDOWUOGBO
DAYOKANU
SEAFAGO
SEADORF247
NAIJAKING
DAVIDLAYN
CHEALSEABMW
FHEMMY
CHAIRCOVER
DELTA007
LEOMAX
TOBA
MCLATUNJI
IICE
ONILA ( the [color=#419419]L.U.N.A.T.I.C.[/color] )

fixed!

Just had to cry. It was inevitable. @mynd_44, mental laziness is a disease. Believe me.

@op, is your question worth discussing in a forum? Just asking[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=53282.msg10066303#msg10066303 date=1327743808]After the slaps im no wake. [color=#419419]This guy is an Arsenal fan[/color]. He is a gonner[/quote]adiok ono fi

born2fuck:
What is special about women that you will need learning on how to approach them, if a man can makes his money, spend its taking care of himself, even if the guy hide inside hole, women will approach him

dem dey award degree 4 d bolded. B.Sc. = 7yrs(4yrs in class, 3 yrs I.T.) , M.Sc = 5yrs, Ph.D. = 10yrs. Nonsense thread from THE BONE OF [b]OLE[/b]FU's BONE

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that is, the thing tire me no be small. FGDS, this is common sense but since common sense isn't common, . . . @topic, if i were your friend, i'ld have done exactly as mbj had suggested but since i'm not your friend, i will reserve my comment. Peace.

When you see her sprinting to the nearest pit latrine just to fill her bowel with sh[b]i[/b]t. Good e.nuff?

@op, stop disgracing our tribe nah. Why create a thread after consuming a huge bowl of dog meat? Nawah for this calabar/akwaIbom man

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=856836.msg10067323#msg10067323 date=1327753929][color=#000030]Which girls are selfish? The ones you dated? The million dollar question should be "why do you date selfish girls?" "Where do you meet these kinds of girls?" You make it sound as if ALL girls are selfish, simply because you are yet to come across one that isnt! So whose fault is that? The generalization is pointless, and i cant but wonder how matured you really are, if at this day and time, and with the level of your exposure you make pointless generalizations! Jeez![/color][/quote]end of discussion!!!!!!!