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^^trying to let you know you are insulting our delectable 9ja guls. Comparing 9ja guls with their ghanian counterparts is like comparing the speed of light and that of keke marwa, asking which is faster. Pls compare ghanian guls with their somalian/kenyan counterparts. . . . And a happy '12 come another 28dys.

I would have chosen 25 but that is 5yrs from now. So far so good, 20 rocks.

K oga poster. You see that guy on a blue long-sleeve top, a white trouser and a lens across the face? Hey yoh, thatz me. K. I read books wrt computer science, rocket science, mathematics, statistics, politics, money, philosophy, sports, psychology, astronomy, . . . Am I romantic?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]@Op, Cos them Women have already lost their Worths --> Sleeping at Brothels, Openin' up Legs 4 evry sort of Dude that come their way, Unfaithful Etc

Though a few percentage could stil be sane and deserves a man Respect, but the overview assumption is that Today's Women are Cheap and Whores! [/color]

reminds me of the day i saw the video of 2face's 'enter the place'. Omo, see naked girls nah. Shey those girls go tell me say them point gun for their head, force them make them dance naked? When our sug been deceive us sey dem invite the oleku crooner, ice prince make im come perform for students night, omo, see babes dey appear 0.999 naked. Chei! I watch life soft porn nah sotey i come carry 'obongowo' up use my belt lock am make im no dey face north. The annoying thing be say them been wan arrange 3 girls wey ice prince go f[b]uc[/b]k. Omo, see girls dey fight, dey beef, dey curse themselves just to make it to the 'top three'. As them select d 3 guls, see as their 3 come dey happy. Other guls com dey vex. . . . Our guls no go kill me with laff

@eiregirl, u follow fat like those girls? @lefulefu, abeg show us ur chic make we for approve/confirm if she be like the ones wey we don c.

Haba! Ok, make i do 2mins campaign for mrs. chima. Buy 2 mrs.chima's coffins and get 1 free/*mrs chima, i neva try? U no go thank me again? Silly ingrate*/

lefulefu:
Me sef i hope to be A pastor come 2012 and to popular pass pastor chris
Yes oooo my ppl i wan really hammer real money come next yr as a pastor oooooo

wetin do that your imaginary lefulefu swag wey been dey 2 much sotey im even enter season 2 sef? Ur ukrainian babe don dupe you?

I want it noted that i am not an anti-women empowerment. Just look at the 9ja version of being a feminist compared to their other national counterparts. My only sadness is that our women, despite their 'lunaticity', are still far behind other women. Why i want their empowerment 'cause, if my mum wasn't empowered, im mean say from 2007, e for don begin dey be me be dat. Whenever i remember my mum, my sisters, my future wife and my unborn female children, i feel for them, knowing that awaits them in our society. Yes, i agree that our women are still far behind. Our girls have to go back to the drawing board and debug their bugs. It is a bad thing to be late but i am still consoled with the statement which is 'better late than never'. Till then, . . .[s]na wetin sef dey do my fone? Why network dey suck?[/s]

Why is it that it is not working in 9ja? After beijing '95, all women went to work. Common sense will let our women know that they know how to soften a man's heart. 3mnths is enough time to know how to get anything you want from him. As i am, even if i cheat on my gf and she catches me, i know how to strike in a way that she will even apologise to me. Back to topic, Now, knowing fully well that the average african man has got a very big ego, cant common sense tell the 9ja women that a simple sense of psychological application will help here? Instead, our women went out, in masses, to the streets, chanting their silly random what a man can do, a woman can do better cliche, thereby hurting the men's ego. Now tell me, why will men give them chance. If a woman earns income more than her husband, he will get annoyed. No man will want to be used as a platform for the women folks to chant their stup1d slogan. Now, the women are complaining. Why should we care? If you give women a yard, they will want a mile. A man will provide for the family without complaint. The reverse will be the case if it were the woman. Most times, i have no sympathy whenever i hear i hear complaints like this. It is sad that 16yrs after, our women are still struggling with 70-30 sharing unlike their foreign counterparts like canada, us, . . .with 50-50. . .

K. bin gbagbo. Lemme start like this. With respect to football, 9ja guls = messi. Ghanian girls = yakubu. Which one make sense pass? K. Wrt music, 9ja guls = chris brown/lil wayne, ghanian guls = julius agwu. Na who u prefer? Difficult, k. Wrt celebrity, 9ja guls = denzel washington/brad pitt/tom cruise, ghanian guls = emeka ike/majid michael/emeka enyiocha. Who popular pass? Hope i've answered ur question.

@freecocoa, i been give u my dabrake and my 01 : 08 votes. E 2 small? U fit beg [b]4[/b]190 for votes. D guy get ova 7 id's for nairaland.

190, no spoil my runs. I dey warn you.

May i have a date with freecocoa. May my conji rate reduce by 95%(my siwes program will span 12mnths, beginnin january '12. Leaving akwa ibom for lagos. Dont wanna cheat on my girl). May romance section samuel peter(sexkillz) meet many romance section vitali/wladimir klitschkos next year. Amen.

/*dabrake sings general pype's champion for 190*/ . . . You are the world champion na aaah. This is the song for the champiooooooooooooooooon. . . .

Make i give freecocoa my dabrake vote and natasha, my 01 : 08 vote. . . . Chei! Natasha still dey back. 10votes no go make am go front sef. K. Freecocoa na good opposition. oya, chop my 2 votes. Dabrake don give u im vote. W8 make 01 : 08 log in. @reality101, i notice am during my exams. S.killz stay nairaland pass seun sef.

And it is d annoyin posters finals live from romance section, NL. 190=usain bolt, lefulefu= tyson g[b]a[/b]y, idowuogbo = asafa powell, richard thompson =sexkillz, yohan blake = BABE, justin gatlin = mr.c0rk, reality101 =maurice greene, tellwisdom = ben johnson, amya = francis obikwelu, seedord247 = carl lewis, . . . all the contestants have crossed the finish line in sub 10secs . . . /*on your track, set kpooaaai!*/ a very sluggish start from most of the contestant especially justin gatlin. Average start from the quadruplet of usain bolt, tyson g@y, asafa powell and yohan blake And richard thompson is flying he is moving. Tyson g@y is digging it with usain bolt. Asafa powell is pacing down too. Gatlin is finding it hard to match his rhythm. It is an equal probability between bolt, g@y, powell and thompson after the first 30m and . . . OMG! Bolt and g@y are breezing past the remaining. Bolt relying on his long strides while g@y on his leg speed and power. And usain bolt is gerrin the better of tyson g@y and others. Usain bolt, usain bolt, powering down with blistering paces, tyson isnt giving up. What a race, seun, r231, mukina2, fayimora, iice, jay bee, oam4j, jarus and other special guests are watching in disbelief. The atmosphere is getting tenser. The croud are cheering. Tyson is sprinting now with uniform acceleration. Usain bolt, usain bolt, . . . And he's crossed the finish line. 8.92! OMG! He's done it again. Absolutely magical. Beating the likes of g@y to 2nd position. A really tough decision for powell and thompson but powell beats the latter through the whiskers to merit the bronze medal. Gatlin must be really disappointed in himself for coming 6th, allowing blake to outpace him. What a race, what a night. /*lets view the replay before displaying the results on the score board*/ seun is so full of smiles. his apprentice, g@y has done him proud . . . New world record =usain bolt(8.92) . . .

@bin gbagbo, i dey see your 'ballot box' dey get hope. @[b]419[/b]0, how many id's u dey create? No rig election abeg. (Lefu)² sef dey gap me. Chei! 190, mr.cork, tellwisdom, lefulefu and seedord247, e be lyk sey una go recruit me 4 dis una business abeg make i follow dey chop votes.

When you think you have seen the worst, nairaland will clear your doubt. So sexkillz dey top romance poster of d yr and again, im b strong opposition for romance annoyin poster of d yr? So nayah is annoyin? @freecocoa, dnt tel me that that 'idea confliction' between u & s.kz in d other thread is causing diss. @topic, lefulefu has my dabrake and 01 : 08 vote. Comparing him with any other person is like comparing denzel washington with emeka ike. (Lefu)² rules.

When you think you have seen the worst, nairaland will clear your doubt. So sexkillz dey top romance poster of d yr and again, im b strong opposition for romance annoyin poster of d yr? So nayah is annoyin? @freecocoa, dnt tel me that that 'idea confliction' between u & s.kz in d other thread is causing diss. @topic, lefulefu has my dabrake and 01 : 08 vote. Comparing him with any other person is like comparing denzel washington with emeka ike. (Lefu)² rules.

Make una 2 no just wunjure this thread or . . . Sugardaddy, u sef get luck. My own brkup happen wen skul dey progress. E affect ma grades sotey my name disappear from 1stClass honours radar as far as that my matric number dey exist. ASUU 4mnths strike helep u no b small. By then, i been dey 100L. U suppose don grad by now shey.

Mr.c0rk, u nor go make me laff. S.killz, i get hot temper oh. Free my wife now or . . .

Mr.c0rk, u nor go make me laff. S.killz, i get hot temper oh. Free my wife now or . . .

^^u no serious. Chei! Any tym i look bingbagbo vote, i go dey get hope. Sexkillz is winning. Sexkillz, i take style gbadu ur profile pix.

Mr.Resource:
If you think i care about what you
think, then you are seriously
sleeping on OKADA!

Ermmmm

Coogar

you're wrong. It's daddy SEXKILLZ

My 1st kiss: that was last year(my 200L) . Was in class when she told me she was ill and that she wanted me to come and be with her. When i arrived her residence, she no be like who sick, and ontop dat, na only she come dey haus. Omo, i first lock 'obongowo' sharp sharp. We come dey talk. As we dey talk, atmosphere come dey tense. Then . . . Omo, i kiss tire. I kiss frm 10am to 4pm sotey, i wan come dey beg d girl sey i don tire but i no gree deplete my ego so i no give up. As i reach haus, i go crash straight. Ma guys come dey ask me if i been play 'playStation' because i been weak die. My legs sef no been fit carry me. To kiss d babe again: no way! Our breakup wuz damn messy. I dey date another gul so na only she i fit engage romantic kiss with.