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^^But i thought peckham, based on my personal and UN's inference, is the headquaters of immigrants. Benyc, (lefu)² na professional Night Soil Man for okokomaiko.

tellwisdom:
Gey albino, are u marrying mshew chima?? Please take it easy with her YANSH

i don't like being involved in sexkillz bashings but at this point, i think i'ld just have to step in. @bolded, i don't get it. Is that your best punchline? Or are you in eclipse with respect to creativity? If most nairaland girls prefer an albino to a 'complete human being', don't you think its high time you go back to the drawing board and get things right? Just MHO.

Na which kain username be dis? First of all, na [color=#419419]TotoSmells[/color], later, [color=#419419]BIG VAJINA[/color] came into the picture. Now, we have [color=#419419]BUSHY-ANUS[/color]. 9raland need help

kelz88:
Ye, cos marriage is like a prison hahaha.

[color=#419419]The guy will be less likely to leave even though he is very unhappy.[/color] How is this better than cohabiting?

except the word DIVORCE no longer exists. @topic, there is no need pinching a parcel that will eventually be opened.

Mr, Cork:
michel.  Don't mistake niceness for weakness. Growth begins when we begin to accept our own weakness.  True Story!!

i'm speechless. Can't beleive mr.c0rk actually posted this. 9s progress report. I'ld always make reference to your post in my daily activities. Peace.

2 outstanding lunatics there.

@freecocoa & machino, i no dey take my intimate probs outside except when solutions no dey show face. My friend's advice : "flee*quote scriptures*" like say i no dey avoid am. Make i just dey run. Shey i be tyson g[b]a[/b]y? Classmate's advice : "oboy, just enta d place jooh nothing do u. Dey chop d babe money. Afterall, her husband dey work for fcmb *like say my family poor*". Infact, they even chided me 4 not screwing her when i told them about what happened after my return from lasgidi. See my reasons for presenting this b4 u guyz? Mayb some of you might have experienced such before. @freecocoa, i get ur point but i know you will say it is normal if a guy is doing the pestering. Peace

@freecocoa, Hide your self. Does it look like 9ja film storyline that will feature emeka ike and bukky wright? If you think i'm lying, why not ignore my thread. So you think i'ld take the pain to type that long stuff(with my fone sef) for nothing? Time wey i for use solve small maths/statistics or better still, code small java. I been no know say to ask for your help na bad thing.

Sure, i'ld have to use mum again. But i'm not even sure she will behave herself because dem don drill am b4. Dem drill am with d guy 2geda. Omo, u gatz see this gul body wen she been wan write exams nah. I begin dey nod my head say na the end be that. About 6dys later, i received a call from an unknown number. She was the one at the other end.

Switbitch:
*****draws DABRAKE closer and breaks coke bottle on his calabar headies!

odeshi dey inside me. adiok ono fieh. So you don't know the difference b/w akwa ibom and calabar. @topic, wuld commence ma i.t. & it's supposed to span 12mnths. I'm beleiving she'ld have disappeared after the expiration of the 12months.

^^Pple 4 this forum wicked no be small. Make i report maself giv ha husband? Omo, i no want make my face add weight oh. I remembered one night when she called me, asking me where she should read on ahead of an exam. We were talking when all of a sudden, i heard a loud sound from the fone. Then the fone went silent for like 2secs. Then after that, omo the kain voice wey i hear fear me. D man come talk somethin like "boy, let this be the very last time you will call my wife in your entire miserable life, . . . Small boys of these days will not want to settle for their class but will rather want to reap from where they never sowed. You think i don't know your type. Gold digger like you . . .". I been wan reply am with one brutal text buh i jst give am that ephesians-chapter-6-vs-1-and-2 respect. So na that kain man u want make i report myself give? That syntax no sure abeg.

I swear, this kelz gul na saddist. Abeg read well jooh or abi u get decoding alexia?

If to say i be iice/jaybee, i for employ boku 7footed bouncers make dem man d gate 2 dis section. Whick kain romance section mike tysons be all these ones?@op, helep us with signs to show that you are being used by a woman.

This kokoye guy sabi vex no b small. I created this thread due to an argument with some guys. Why u dey vex? Na ma humble observation. I didn't say all men. Take note.

@kelz, i thought i just explained it above that i am exhausted. I remember slapping her once after she kissed me b4 my g.f. See as all these worthless akwaibom boys gather me dey re-engineer my body structure because sey i beat woman. Alright kelz88, ur a woman. Can u gimme a brutal tactic make i use chase this gul go lion's den? Mbok ku yad esit.

I wanna understand. I refused sleeping with a married woman and my friends were like "guy, yot goofed!". I countered back : "so i suppose just tear the gul arse like that?". They replied : "dey there dey dull yourself. You see free pu[b]s[/b]sy, u dey there dey jonse. If to say na me, i for don enta d place since " . . . I wanna understand why our society has never referred 2 guys as wh.o.res. If a guy sleeps with 50 different guls, he is seen as a big boy. If a gul tries same, she is a cheat s.l.u.t.
I wanna understand why men are defined by their jobs. If a woman loses her job, you will still feel her impact in the family. If a man loses his, e don end be dat. At times, na only the woman go dey work, dey take care of the children, cook, wash plates, do laundry, pick the children from school, . . . while the man will be wasting away. Ask him why he is not helping, his reply will be related to something like "that's a woman's job . . .". Don't you guys believe we are not getting it right IMHO? Please, this is not another male bashing thread. Just out of curiosity.

@kokoye, if i post am as 1 thread, some mentally lazy people go dey post "summarize it for me please". Na y i decide divide am.

Fastforward : despite the drillings, this gul stil no gree stay away from me. Meanwhile, this guy's colleagues teases him everytimd that a small boy(i don suffer) almost terminated his studentship. Due to this ego depletion, the guy vowed not to rest. So as i heard, he hinted janet's husband on the latest development between his wife and myself. Despite the traps being set for me to fall so as for the husband to catch me red-handed, i had always managed to escape. Last week, i left uyo for lagos so as for me to submit my SIWES form to systems specs. Imagine my shock when, after going back home, i heard a knock on the door. As I went to get the door open, lo and behold, i saw her standing there, smiling. What is wrong with her? So unlike me to refuse sex, i struggled to deny her sex. Yes, i admit the fact that we have kissed, smooched a lot of times though we haven't done the main thing. I do not understand why this gul wouldn't hold her peace. I now operate as a cocaine dealer for fear of being caught with her by her husband. Meanwhile, i and my girl are, as i type, having serious issues due to this. She has threatened my gul, kissed me b4 my gul's very before, . . . I think i've exhausted all my tactics. Please nairalanders, help your guy. I, at present, am confused. I know not what to do again. Thanks and God bless. I remain grateful in advance

Fast forward : my mum is with the sss(ACP equivalent). After that incident, i knew i wouldn't be able to handle it squarely so i told her the whole story. She wasted no time to act as the guy and the janet gul were summoned to the headquaters. After the whole drillings(on both of them), they decided the boy must be expelled and must face 21yrs imprisonment. As soon as the news reached my dept., NACOSS excos and the elder's forum summoned me(i'm part of the excos while the guy was the elder's forum chairman), same with the FOSSA, SUG and other school bodies, pleading with me to talk with my mum to die the case(this was 4days to the day he would defend his final project). After much persuasion from friends, i agreed. Talked to my mum and ma mum had him vow that he would be my police at campus . . .

Fastforward : before she got married, so i heard, she was and she is still dating this guy in my department(a 500L guy) and the guy was one of the baddest guy in our faculty. The guy was into politics. Infact, he is a very big godfather in our school politics. As soon as he heard of my affair with her, he started threatening me but i ignored him. One day, after my normal evening study, i was returning from school around 9pm. I was trekking home when i heard a loud thud at the back of my head(someone hit me hard with a stick at the back of my head). As i staggered forward, the guy hit me again on ma chest and head again. Then i heard many people planking me. I just covered my head for protection. (un)fortunately, i heard a voice amongst them i quickly recognized the voice(it was that her boyfriend)

Fastforward : we went out on a date and during our discussions, she was trying to clear the coast for me . . . We agreed to date. As usual, news started circulating wildly that nsikan is 'packing' janet. Due to that development, some of ma senior colleagues, the 500L guys adviced me to leave her that she is married! I started creating the gap between us but she wouldn't take no for an answer. In front of ma colleagues, she would approach me with a very loud peck in which everyone around will have no other option but to turn neck. . . .

Its a long story so i'm gonna modularize it. It began earlier this year when we had a C.A. to write. I was trying to put some of my colleagues through when she joined. She was a 500L student while i was a 300L student then. We got close and i was helping her with other courses due to the stress she underwent when(she was offering all our courses ie she carried over all the courses designated 4 ma level that semester). Last semester when we went to check our results, she had 5A's and 1B while i had 1A, 3B's and 2C's despite she copying my work all through. Then she thanked me and collected my number . . .

Fayimora. Dat guy is damn good. Programming section is a really forum to the core. No tribalism, no diss, . . . The arguments there are just healthy enough. He really deserves it. Oam4j(though i gbadu aisha2 die) and jaybee are also good.

It is not about the age but the age of your ideas - brf.

@op, just 2 things.
[ol][li]learn to love that girl. Believe me, it isn't easy to find a 9ja girl that will display such amount of love towards a "moneyless moneylessness" guy. When other girls are hiding their cash from their guys, yours is spending it on you. Even if you can't love her, every morning when you wake up, just keep screaming "i love you (add her name)" 2hrs daily. After a month, you will notice improvement. She has shown that she can weather the storm with you. Btw, what makes you think what the other girl feel for you is love(i mean the full-fledged complete meaning of that 4-lettered-word)? But guy, don't ever give her room to say "i picked you up from the gutter, . . . I made you what you are"[/li]
[li]you lazy die. Omo! 6yrs and u still dey wait make woman dey dust you? U no knw as my blood dey boil as i dey type. Na your type go dey nod head in affirmative to these women's daydream what-a-man-can-do-,-a-woman-can-do-better cliche. You deserve 4hrs of daily drillings by the israeli mossad and the russian kgb after your 2hrs of screaming "i love you . . . " activity. Gain your ego and respect back jooh.[/li][/ol]

Amya:
Well,if I was a guy I don't think it would bother me much. Since my own family do not respect her. Respect is reciprocal.

amya, i wanna beleive you were drunk when you posted that(no offense meant pls). Believe me, guys dont play with their families expecially their mum. That's a secret. @topic, it's either we resolve it or i yield the stick. If na my wife, omo, my family FIT go down oh. Else, . . .

@op, i cant cry due to heartbreak. not when i'm an arsenal fan. Lae lae!!!! Arsenal fans know what i'm talking about. Arsenal heartbreaks na im brutal pass and if i dey overcome arsenal's heartbreak at the spot, then the babe wey go make me cry now no dey exist.

.net and silvertuke, dem don use lighter burn your pe[b]n[/b]is before? Stay away away from my wife else, souls go rain for hell anyhow. This is an advice. Don't let it become a warning else . . . Special reference : [b]4[/b]190.

Lordzouga, thanks for the observation. num1 should be m while num2 should be n. Lemme modify it. Thanks again.

I can beat my chest that nj-girl and sexkillz will choose 190. @jarus, i wanna walk down the aisle @ age 25. That will be 5yrs time.