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~Killz~:
[color=#000030]On second thoughts, this story is fake! NO man will not know what to do when his wife whom he has had 2 kids with, is under such a pressure from a lecturer. . . Abeg![/color]

lefulefu:
i: na because my bank account is loaded with zimbabwean dollars
ii:because i get very chaff swag
iii: na because i am very expired n local
iv:becos my dog chain alone strong pass the building chain wey dem take catch anini
v:becos i get legsus and kito sandals for my garage
vi:na because i am an isha puppy bobo
vii:because my manhood na over 1.8 inches long
viii: and above all na because na me be nairaland burnt offering
omo check out my iegbo lips and my newest handcuffs on
omo u wan nightmare?

crackhouse:
Forget about all the people that kicked against ur plan cos they are kids and may not understand what life is all about. Many of them may think that it's easy to be a rich man as they awaits till when they are rich before they get married. We have barrow pushers that are married and most of them don't earn half of what u are earning monthly. My advice is Go and marry the person u want to marry if only she's not the materialistic type and make sure u do family planning and don't have more children than u can carter for. Continue living a low life until u get a well paid job instead of waiting till when u earn a 6 digit salary and above before u get married cos by that time it may be late{ u may be above 50}. There are people that entered into marriage when they had almost nothing but today they are rich. God can bless u at any time. Let ur wife find sth to do (no matter how small) so that she will not worry u too much. Bye

LesbianBoy:
I think is okay! Infact i have started considering shouting and beating the hell out of my GF every now and then. Becos i notice say naija babes they always LOVE and RESPECT men like that! While the men wey they show too much love are taken for GRANTED! Abi i lie? Wetin una think?

LesbianBoy:
NAIJA GUYS LISTEN UP!


make money first before pursiung women and the following wont happen to u!




YOU WOULDNT LACK PUNNY
if u are lucky to get a babe without having moiney trust me u wudnt be lucky to get punny! Thats when most naija women wud be telling u ''i want to wait till our wedding nite before we do it'' or ''sweery am not ready for nyanshing''


TAKING TO LONG TO ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL(weda marriage/GF and BF relationship) when ur poor and u propose to naija babe they quickly tell u they have a boifriend (even when they dont have one) as for marriage when ur poor and ask them simple question ''will u marry me'' they tell u ''i will think about it'' (and this ''thinking'' takes time about 1-2years ) but if u were very rich they accept sharp sharp!


YOU WOULD NOT KNOW HER FRIENDS
when ur poor most naija babes wouldnt show u off to their friends infact if their friends mistakely jam two of una for road she quickly introduces u as a ''just a friend'' or ''Distant cousin''


HARD TO GET-
this wud be a thing of the past when u have moiney infact when your rich, u the rich guy wud be the one playing ''hard to get'' with womens[color=#419419](ah!!)[/color] and telling them DUH! Or ''talk to the hands'' and all those crap most womens say

So naija guys focus on making moiney first before chasing naija women (truss me they love moiney pass their lives ) enuff of all this ''my Gf denies me punny'' ''she likes me but wont date me'' ''she introduces me as a friend'' ''she refused my marriage proposal becos i earn N40k'' bla bla bla,  HUSTLE HARD, GET PAID, you GET NAIJA WOMEN!

pendo89:
I thought about this while reading the other thread where 2 women are fighting over some guy.At first I thought the guy was but on second thoughts I said nope, why should you degrade yourself fighting another woman over him?? isnt he a loser who doesn't love and respect you?

Whom would you label the failure or disgrace here? man or fighting women?

Chima!! no fights!you'v been warned in advance! 

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]If he's 33 so fcck what? It's better he remains single for the rest of his life, than start what he cannot finish! He has a lot of options. Marriage is NOT my force! I'm not asking him not to get married, i'm asking him NOT TO GET MARRIED ON A 40K SALARY!. . . WTF! [/color]

swtdarling:
A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"[color=#419419]
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, "[/color] ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!: 

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]It's[b] indisputable indomitable. . .[/b][/color]

Tosinville:
dabrake:
oga, except you stay in jos 'cause
even me, despite being young and
being a bachelor, i get N90k
monthly and it's never enough.



Bros, u be apa if you actually earn that a month.

Mrs, Chima:
Don't forget petro expenses.  You will need at least N20,000 to maintain petro flow. 

For food, you can survive off of indo-noodles and homemade bread.  I tried the indo-noodles and it was disgusting.  The seasoning sucks big time.

it is well:
Sharp guy.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]LMAO! No mind the pikin! [/color]

Dyt:
i can tell 4 jst very very very few

talina:
Disturbing. This is why I dont want to be a nagging, disrespectful, foolish and inconsiderate wife.