₦airaland Forum

Sexkillz=ramsey noah(foolish for love), toughest 'fighting-poster' . Mr.cork, 190, tellwisdom & lefulefu= 4 uk visa hustlers. Bawomolo=promising young guy cut down in his prime. Natasha=ojimi ekpechuwa. Bin gbagbo=basketmouth wannabe. Mukina2= Gen. Ngendakumana. Born2fuck and forkadict= destined pooornstarz. IlekeIdi=hater of small pehniis. . . .

Efizzi:
I really dont understand what is going on anymore.
So you tell me its okay for a guy and a girl to play with each others private parts but it is not okay to go through each others phone?
We should stop deceiving ourselves joor If we can look through and touch private parts then I see no reason why we cant look through each others phone.
The only reason why some ppl are scared to check their partners phone is that they must see something that would hurt them and it is simple.
Imagine having unprotected sex with a girl and you dont want to check her phone based on trust my foot. You would only die of disease later.
Now days Everybody lies including you reading this.
No offence please

@bolded, it is spelt oofeinse and not offence. Take note. @topic, any girl wey dey hide 'evil' for phone still be amateur. I dey free my babe my phone cuz she no fit see any 'skeleton'(i no dey cheat on am oh). Instead, na only ha msgs wey she send mi & d ones wey i send am + ha pics she go see)

Op, i will. Afterall, if i cheat on her, i will expect her to forgive me. Nemesis will take its place here. Que: What is the only difference between candyness and an animal? Ans: candyness walks on 2 legs.

I know some jagajaga feminist will try a counter attack. I know it is not applicable to all girls, @least, my gf is a practical example of a real woman. Who is ready to marry a liability? I wanna marry a girl that, should incase i pass on untimely, i will know deep in the grave that my children will not suffer. A practical example is my mum

Op, why not ask your daddy? I thought you had a father through which you could channel your drunk questions. Go and play suwe jooh

Op, God bless you jooh. Nigerians fail to realise that we are doing the americans a favour. We dont need them. They need us. The moment we realise that, that will mark the beginning of the US end.

Our politians are smarter than you think. Dont be suprised if they start attending public functions whenever there is no light

coogar:
when God was distributing intelligence, you were on a leave of absence.
in the punditry of hard currency, your intelligence has to be lower than the zimbabwean dollar and it's no exaggeration.
how can one be so ridiculously daft not to know his left from right?

no one ever called for prime ministers' resignation because terrorism was the only issue the united kingdom were dealing with then. nigeria today is dealing with electricity, unemployment, oil subsidy, bribery and corruption, high wave of crime, and hundreds of other issues. nigeria is going backwards under jonathan and you have the gall to say someone has no intelligence quotient? are you aware yours is in the negative integer?

if i have constant power, good job, affordable fuel price, a working system and a crime rate that is lower than 5%, i would be confident in the government to deal with boko haram. one bad apple wouldn't spoil the whole bunch. but in a situation where basic things are lacking, nigerians should kick out jonathan. he's shown he's not competent to run a family compound, let alone run a country.

jeez @bolded. @coogar, have mercy nah. Datz a brutal verbal punch.

I was about to comment not till i saw this

Demdem:
What a man can do, a woman will do better. Na today?

omo, u be winch? How you take thief the exact combination and sequence of words from my mind nah?

snj:
just look at what they called the senior officers` TOILET, someone should  imagine how the junior officers`toilet 'll look like?    N I G E R I A , Na mu ne, Allah na kallo nku, all you leaders. posterity will one day catch up with whoever is responsible for this great country's failure to develop.

na the toilet fear me pass. Instead make i drop 'lumps' for that kain place, i go enter bush drop am. So pathetic. Animals will be proud of sh1tting on the floor

Believe me, i cant. I will make a better follower. Not a good leader

I will. That is with other things being equal

Dk,

he should be a guard in the zoo

so that all the wild animals will escape. Right?

Dk,

he should be a guard in the zoo] so that all the wild animals will escape. Right?

mystiqueem:
Its not WHAT you say but HOW you say it! lol
First, when a lady is on a mission, don't stop her to ask foolish questions.

Its all in the timing. . . on the STREET, don't bother unless she passes the same place regularly.
Only then should you start with a nod and a smile. No conversation.
When next you see her, same thing. you could add a word. Say hello.
Another time, hello and a light compliment. Next, help with luggage if she has any, by then she is ready to listen. . .

Its a long process but I promise you, its totally worth it!
Women likes it slow (not snail pace), its like lovemaking, make them warm up to the idea and the n you'll be surprise. It will also give you time to get to know her.

If she tells you to shove it, twice. Let her be. Ok.

Never show off to your friends that you can approach her, she'll blow you off.
Don't pay her too much compliments or attention, it will feel like a game or otherwise you'll be considered a stalker.

Guys, are always in a hurry to get in and get out. Its often a mess! Be sincere!

@bolded, kill me instead. So bcuz i need a one night powerful f, u, c, k, i should carry her luggage. Ryt?

Correct BABE, can i be your zombie?

^^*seun wastes no time 'rejecting' his month cuz it says ". . . you are a great flirt . . . *

^^laff wan kill me die

BIGVAJINA:
i told you ytday lots of guys propose to me and you couldnt give me any wise advice.i thought there were wise peoples here, no knowing many crazy peoples here *aaah*.i know you will take me on but i careless, *aaaah* BUUULLSHIT!

abeg, help my ministry nah

ArQueBusieR:
PMS

lwkm4h

Goldieluks:
that name ,Bigvagina still baffles me.

the same way TotoSmells baffled me

Just a 7-lettered word - L.U.N.A.T.I.C.

3 months ago, there was a function held at the aso villa. As usual, the security agencies had to ensure maximum security. Due to that, the dg, sss mandated my mum to lead the team(sss agency) and i decided to follow her. Believe me, if you step into aso, you will see reasons why a sitting president will never resign. The royalty is too much. Why didnt yar'adua resigned? Why was turai(yar'aduas' widow) warming up to take over in 2011? Why did obj propose 3rd term? Why did abacha 'declared' himself life president? . . . Dont be suprised, gej will contest during 2015 elections. I give you my Word

For the survival of 'quality' nigerians, we can do away with the entire north(ie bomb the entire northern nigeria)

lefulefu:
the despiration of naija women in full force

wahala dey oh. Bros, helep us nah

With my glass raised, i propose a toast to a fresh journey of life filled with excellence, favour, . . . wishing you a happy birthday and many more years ahead

Sexkillz baba, do u know how a low-esteemed individual behaves? Trying to butress a silly point by elevating him/herself to a legendary figure of a worthless & shameless insignificant nonentitious skillful braggart trying to be a 'don'. Those who feels they are dons smoke, bully, shout, . . . and all manner of shi.t just to be recognised but do no know that they are the real unrivalled & undisputed buffons. Dons are cool but are outstanding in anything they do. That's lefulefu's description. Sexkillz, why not ignore him instead of your constant use of ten-and-above-lettered-words to 'flog' (lefu)². You are always fighting riffraffs with your comments. Haba! If you fight a madman always, it will become difficult to differentiate the lunatic from the sane. Word

7 gbosa for sexkillz! Sexkillz, do you mind me purchasing a honda pilot 2012 model for you?

@reality101, i was only being plain nah. Im not good @ flattering people(but if u insist, then i am a preety good learner). If you have doubts, why not check out talina(u can see that she's good enough for tom cruise or brad pitt). MARCH rocks

Fine girl ogugua88, the complete meaning of the 8-lettered word C.H.A.R.M.I.N.G. The only one that can deflate the overbloated ego and hype of  halle berry, beyonce knowles, rihanna, agbani darego, sharon stone, britney spears, alicia keys, angelina jolie, . . . So we share the same month? Quite amazing

Daah! E make sense die

Babasessy:
Which birthday are you in?
MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot! Loves to get their way! . Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others . Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heart breaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! and quiet the charmer. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep there crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawless.
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march 1st