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^^dude, how come a little observation from my honest view transmitted all what you just typed nah? Like i've said, leave the girl(i can even kiss a high tension wire for you just to do that for me). I remembered quite vividly what happened to me when i had issues with my gf(almost like yours) and i had to pay the price for it(i have left the radar of 1st class honours). Just leave her. There are better girls around. I rest my case.

Girls do tell me that i am handsome but i have that conviction that they just say it whenever they want me to help them with an assignment, an exam or a c.a. I dont know why.

^^no wonder. O girl, use ur pix nah. But if na u be dat 4 ur profile, i no go mind make i be your zombie.

@op, live your life as if she had already told you that she is dating her 400L dude. Its better that way. Im trying to imagine the output of such marriage. Whosoever is chiding you for abandoning your finacial obligation must be damn biased. Na you carry d gul come planet earth? Abegi! Its better this way because it has proven that, by ill fate, your finacial strenght takes a nose dive, she will never weather the storm with you. Just follow my advice : foolish men go after women. Wise men go after successes. Women go after successful men.[nb : my analysis is based on your input(what you fed us with in this thread). The story so far is one-sided]. And again, that liner (where you were trying to score cheap points for paying her tuition fee) isn't needed. You have to grow up. I dont know why guys like recalling their finacial 'waste' on their gfs? Dont tell me you database things like that.

life_style:
which kind liver ?

GEJ's liver. Mehn, believe me, that's the only catalyst you need.

Bobbyendy:
ok NATHASHA Ūя̲̅ plea Ȋ̝̊̅§ heard but I won't still advice you see it but if you insist then CHECK MY PROFILE PIX

just like the british media(too much overbloated inflated hyper-hype). There's nothing spectacular about the picz. @btw, what's the matter with these ATDs(Association of Thread Derailers)?

Natasha, ogugua88, . . . My favourites

Chimezie198:
190?? Bro, I gat help for u. Tell ya gf (if @all u hv any)  to play this song>> SADDEST DAY by AKON when she's about to go to bed (in a noiseless environment). Is gonna work, bliv me.

JAGAJAGA or DANFO DRIVER would be better

Dyt:
Ikot boi

stop abusing my language. I am warning you

Tortoise and the elephant story.

Freecocoa, that was fast

Chei! Wetin person no go read again 4 here? Soon u go read new thread titled : how many times do you buy suya for your gf per week? smh.

Love letter : that was in my js1 and mehnnn, na big grammar been dey reign. Afta all d big grammar wey i use(with my sexy handwriting. Used 6 different biro colours), i come gimma paddy. D guy go deliver d stuff. Omo, d gul com dey w8 make i make move but i been dey shy. Ma guyz com gimme ginger. I come go approach d gul. If dem tel me say make i no go, i no for hear bcuz wen i approach d gul, daaah! Na fatal disaster b dat(i dey dey tel d gul d following : ". . . i like football. My favourite footballer is jayjay okocha. Imma arsenal fan. Have u heard of thierry 'igwe' henry? . . . Do you like wrestling? My favourite wrestler is 'the rock'. that guy is strong. He will carry you with one hand and slam you onto the floor. What i love most about him is his 'smack' where he will run like this /*demonstrates the.rock smack down moves*/ then he will now use his elbow to . . .". D babe been dey endure am till she . . . Chei! Omo, na 10yrz back oh and weneva i remember that episode, i go be like "oboy, u been dey stupid".
My 1st date : that was 7months ago(was just a little above 20).
My 1st kiss : . . . Hmmm. I will never forget.

For eternity, my mum. @s.killz, use the word fallacy well. You've garra yellow this time.

hsert:
I will rather kill myself than commit suicide- Dame Patience Jonathan

u stole that from me. @op, "in my husband place, if my husband die, the elders will now put poison for me to drink that i should swear that i am not the one that killed my husband. If i drink it, i will now die and my children will now become WIDOWS"-dame patience jonathan.




"until i see someone eating from the gutter before i will beleive that there's poverty in nigeria"-david mark

pendo89:
jeez ^^ stop seeing too much
who chose those bad coloured undergarments for them?

drogba's spots his national colour underwear(ivory coast) while cr7 does same for his nation(portugal).

Despite all lefulefu's 'arsenals', polls like this will forever confirm 190's pre-eminence in thhs section

How come 190 is dusting all other contestants?

@eghost
attack remains the best form of defense. Why not just give a valid reason w.r.t the op's quiz? And btw, what makes you think his proposition is fallacious? If 90%  of men are doing it, is the inference not in order? As far as i am concerned, the estimate(90% and above) isn't biased. I have come to discover that most nigerian men are just useless(guys, please don't fight me). My reason? Most of them feel that their jobs speaks volumes of their manliness. If you wanna know how useless some men are, take away their jobs from them(i stand to be corrected. I used the word some/most and not all). @poster, it is something many men do. Men are naturally polygamous. The answer to that madness is what i do not know but It is a fight that must be fought and won(i'm also taming it because it rears its ugly head in my relationships).

^^ i go beat you like sey you thief phone

cynthiafred67:
*yawn* boring

i get hot temper oh

emmatok:
Are you a gulf fan?

Why not check-out his current performance at Australian Open.

HATER!!!

oya, correct yourself.

Reigns.
Sokoto.
Orange.
Eating.
Ginger
Ribadu.
Unwind.
Detest.
Terry g.
Gadget.
Timaya.

slimyem:
you dont know shyte about what kinda person i am so dont even go there.
Like are said before,you are one of those who needs to recognise humor when you see one.learn to be smart enough to do it.

a drowning (wo)man will always grab any available straw near him/her! EOD

comechop:
the real question here is [size=14pt]how this crap got to the frontpage. useless mods.[/size]

because the mods wanted to silent the senile op. The crap is the frontpage because they wanted to prove, to the poster, how silly he was, he is and he can be. @op, you need to learn, re.learn and un.learn some things.

daisy28:
I hope your wife isnt reading dis on nairaland cos u've embrassed urself,u arent gettin any support as u thot u wud i hope u will be more supportive @ home with d little chores n not just payin d bills. Doin little chores for her makes her want to do more for you.

soon, we will see a new thread tagged : should i have s3x with my wife because i need child?. SMH /*vexxa! Dumbest and daftest nairaland thread ever*/

@op, i've got just 6 words for you - I AM DAMN DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. @allGuysThatHavePostedOnThisThread, thanks for clearing the op's doubt(by not following the usual trend of supporting the male species) thumbs up. We do not have to support trash. @females, hope you all are taking a cue from us. We bash & defend without gender bias unlike what you all do. If we continue like this, the men overbloated ego will subside(because that is the major obstacle blocking the BEIJING '95 vision), thereby achieving 'real' gender equality.

Eraser.
Revolt.
Tinubu.

Arisen.
No-barb.
Buhari

Eating.
Gadafi.
Israel.
Lastma
abacha

Who have time? Omo, na 0-0-1 or 0-1-0 i dey do jooh

Sexkillz & freecocoa = true love. Sexkillz & iice = dying for love. Sexkillz & cuddlemii = yearning for love. Sexkillz and kobojunkie = criticized for love. Sexkillz and natasha =nasal discombobulated love. Sexkillz & ileke-idi = kerewa love. Sexkillz and desola = tribal love. Sexkillz and mrs.chima = unlove. Mr.cork & ileke.idi = 17inches love. 190 & mzdarkskin = lemmington love. Oam4j & mukina2 = nairaland love. Sexkillz & BABE = love kill me, i died. Dabrake and ogugua88 = genuine love. Sexkillz & talina = jagajaga love. Sexkillz and nayah = wuruwuru love. Sexkillz and blazing88 = boyfriend-spending love. Sexkillz and bigvajina = carnal love. Sexkillz and totosmells = sexless love. Sexkillz and mr.cork = gaayyy love. Sexkillz & 190 = albino love. Sexkillz & chyz = magomago love. . . . 2 be continued

I remember today just for 1 thing : my secondary school! Brutality/fagging unlimited.