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*Ileke-IdI:
What else would an Ekiti mother advice her child? ; Face your studies. Education is important in my family, anything less is just. . . . a taboo and a humiliation.

must you bring ekiti here? I thought ekiti is the fountain of hard drugs. will it be wise to say ekiti fathers advises their children to smoke their lives out?

failure presents you with the opportunity to begin afresh more intelligently.
always follow your instinct. they are rarely wrong.
know when to use your brain and when to use your heart.
all you need to succeed in anything you do is the right attitude. have the right attitude towards anything and you will have the world at your feet

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omo, people dey vex oh. e wan be like sey na chelsea match

Yeske!:
Hope this is not true, instead of printing higher denomination the CBN could redenominate the existing face value eg, removing two zeros from the value so #100 becomes #1 etc. With that the use of kobo coins will be possible. Don't know what that mallam is up to, does he need a rocket scientist to tell him that could reduce the cash one can carry about?

when soludo suggested it, they wanted to kill him. soludo is far more intelligent than that aboki

ojukwu's face on the #5000 note. ibb's face on the #2000 note

what makes a great man lives in his head
the downfall of a man isn't the end of his life(that was when I repeated SS2)
pursue your dreams. when you are successful, women will pursue you to your village. foolish men go after women. wise men go after success. women go after successful men(that one na daily advice)
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millco88: Ms.Darkskin, Rokiatu, Nayah, etc.. Sad

There are 130 million Nigerians in Nigeria, and millions more abroad, and you can't produce a sexy lady on a website forum made for Nigerians!!!

be serious pls. What's that name doing there? Just like grouping ice prince with the likes of drake, eminem, . . .

The other day, it was ileke idi. Now, na rock for face(roki atu) and hothief shettima. Wetin dey do these wowo necrophiles? At least(rock and shettima), be rated, at least, 30% by an orangutan and bobos fit consider you. Dabrake on wig will be far more attractive than your dream appearance

koastar: Steve Carell had a smash hit at the box office back in 2005 with The 40-Year-Old Virgin which told the tale of a middle-aged man who had never quite made it over the hump. Many people find that to be quite unbelievable, but one woman has managed to hold on to her virginity right up to the tender age of 70.
Pam Shaw is 70-years-old and a true-to-life virgin, but she is ready to change all that.

"Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells "the Sun". "My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."
Shaw does not believe in premarital sex and her career as a cabaret dancer has actually kept her far too busy to find the right spouse.

Read more & find out more about Pam Shaw:
http://kennyaribs..com/2012/05/70-year-old-virgin-is-finally-ready-to.html#!/2012/05/70-year-old-virgin-is-finally-ready-to.html

so the whites aint different after all. abeg, I go stick with 9ja babe jooh

why masters? if diezani could be awarded with a phd, . . .

sympathy for any student ignorant of these

they are 2 different platforms. one is a social network while the other is a forum(beer parlour )



left for me, I will take nl over fb. it's only on fb where a girl will post "RIP dad, will miss you" or "I will undergo an abdominal operation." and 19 guys will like it

KINGwax: idiotta

na real idiota

ministergh: university of ghana.....common wealth hall....strictly four in a room for larger rooms and two for small ones with a wardrobe/ locker for each student,free mattress and pillows,no light bills,water bills plus free to use any electrical equipment.

some people get alexia oh. you nor see nigerian universities or wetin be your point?

nasty45: Women act like they dont lyk sth eg D!KKK but wen u start digin dem de want more?de shd stop actin and let a brother knw wen de are hornnny....plssss

If only this section had e-bouncers, . . .

why was he not born with a time bomb in his hand?

javalove: I sabi ur type. . .trying to drive away the hawk before blaming your chics for wandering . . .

Here you are trying to make Modenine the victim when its the dog called Muna that started the whole thing. . .It wasn't a joke at all and she thought she would do it and get away with it....she kept saying jack like "I have an opinion too you know". . like if Nokia wanted her to be a judge, she would not be there presenting. . .

Pity modenine's wife. . .I pity the men that carry Muna as a prostitute. . .

[color=#419419]In the country that I live, Muna is damn ugly!!!![/color]



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some guys are just brutal

UNIUYO . . . just like alagbon prison. D.I.S.A.S.T.E.R.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takethat: Honey, I have been in that position before I want to ask you

Firstly, your boyfriend said you should break up (to me if a guy says that, I feel he had nothing for me) I am saying this because if your man noticed that you had drifted apart then he should have tried to work things out with you not to tell you to go your way.

[b]I also read your plan I tell you guys are DOGS, if you do that to him even if he didn’t want you , he will pretend he still wants you just because they are selfish…they want to eat their cake and have it …, he will only play along with your plan and once he is done you are out again……
What I think

[/b]I think for him to be the one that broke up the relationship, he should be the one to call you and say he wants you back . you are only wasting your time by thinking about him (except if he is also thinking about you). I am sorry to say thses but he may have moved on with his life and you are still here dying over him ….


No matter what I say (do what you feel is best for you). I am not a relationship breaker, the truth is bitter and iam just giving you advise on a past experience


1, Who broke up the relationship…if it was you then I think to cool down your mind it is worth tellingthe boy how you still feel about him

good to know that's what you think

Sagamite: Now my question to the pro-Akpabio crew is:

What is the strategy? What is the vision? How does all these help to attain it?

I am a bit too advanced in thinking to be wow-ed by flashy projects. My intellect is supreme.

Building all these without a vision/strategy is what is called 'White Elephant'.

From knowing the vision/strategy then we can know if these initiatives and projects are useful? Basically an Effectiveness analysis.

From there, we can now look at how much it cost to build all these or who is chopping ruthlessly if it is over-priced. Basically an Efficiency analysis.

Anyone able to educate me? I am not saying a vision/strategy does not definitely exist. I might just not know it and so I want to be educated.

is it not better than waiting for development/investors first before working? he is laying the foundation for investors to come in and utilize the virgin land. do i need to tell you that it's stressful and it requires rigorous plannings to develop a city that's already been over populated? if you doubt me, ask BRF. population/crowdy lagos is really making things difficult for him

Akpan107: My dear, am from Akwa-Ibom State, from Ikot-Abasi local govt, Ikot-Akpan village. I cant claim any State beside mine! I so much love the Igbos. I stay with them mingles with them and i do business with them,i tell you, they are one of the best set of people to be with, i'll truelly be happy to have an igbo lady as a wife.

the award winning tilapia brain no get sense. The funny thing be sey that guy fit from that rural part of ekiti state. Dey claim lagos, agbaya! Like sey fashola nor dey tax people like sey lagos na england. Fool. Tell your governor to break up with Tinubu first before you come here. BTW, what does fash even know than to pack interlocking stones round VI. So vi = lagos abi? Nonsense elitist governor. Go and tell that your fayemi/mimiko to work harder

Anurugwo: In their bid to end the ceaseless attacks being unleashed on some parts of the country by the Islamic sect, Boko Haram, security chiefs have prepared a list of the sect’s backers. The list is said to contain names of [color=#419419]suspected[/color] backers of the sect and other terror groups.

A security source told our correspondent on Friday that the list was compiled by top security chiefs at a meeting held to strategise on how to end the spiralling violence.

The official said the decision to compile the list was born out of the belief of the security chiefs that the anti-terrorism battle could be won sooner than expected if people linked with violence were exposed.

The security chiefs were said to have worked on the intelligence report that some top politicians had been giving financial backing to terror groups with the aim of destabilising the present administration.

The official said the security officials had resolved to formally inform the office of the National Security Adviser about the alleged involvement of such politicians supporting terror groups.

Apparently supporting the claims of the NSA, Gen. Owoye Azazi, that some undemocratic practices within the ruling Peoples Democratic Party in the build-up to the 2011 general elections fuelled the violence, they heaped the blame on those they called greedy politicians.

http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-to-release-list-of-boko-haram-sponsors/

orisirisi. So they are not even sure.

Eko Ile: Shut your mouth. Is akpabio the governor if any ibo state abi all of a sudden, Akwa ibom is now an uni state just because of somebody's name?

The question is, what do ibo people have to brag with? Nothing. All your governors are useless and that's why you losers are in NL claiming other peoples land and achievements by attache.

Now to school your dumb a..ss. lagos and Akwas budget is almost the same but lagos spends its money on 20 million people while Akwa spends on just 3.5 million people. It means Akwa is 5 times richer than lagos and lagos is still way ahead.

Shut your dumb mouth like I said. Useless attache people.

bloody fool! Akpan is an akwa ibom guy, so also is dabrake. Aks budget for the year is 397billion while lagos' own is over 480billion(excluding revenue). Instead of using google, you've decided to rely on your gbegiri Yoruba verbal punches as usual. Old cargo, refuse dump like you. I actually underestimated your daftness. Your buffonery should be elevated cuz it's daylight injustice at your present status. Lest I forget, it wouldn't be a loss to have you walk the streets of okokomaiko without a brain cos you are totally brainless. Your brain will fetch a handsome price cos it's largely unused - filled only with the thoughts of ewedu and gbegiri - your undoubted Yoruba destiny

That banky w head na class! Real family head

Eko Ile: Na so so claim claim you people always do. When una go begin build una own tin? Today you go claim lagos, tomorrow abuja, next year you be Japanese, after that you be Jew,... When una go get something to dey take bragg?even your magician okorocha na dead on Arrival. Instead of building, na only talk talk he sabi.

Sucks to be AGIPA.....

guy, learn to read before commenting. akpan is one of the commonest name amongst the efik people. If you are not sure of anything, Google do not bite. @topic, fashola dey receive money pass akpabio and him dey work well too. Wetin akpabio take pass fashola be sey akpabio don flush out him godFather(s) unlike baba fash wey dey fear Tinubu

LesbianBoy: ******Enters thread and notices Slimyam is not sitting like a Lady, throws baba blue on the floor and pretends to be picking it up while using one eye to see the color of pant she is wearing! see's BOXERS! shakes head in dissapiontment!******

mr..cOrk, you dey mad oh

Dyt: ^^ mr cork wanna-be

ah dyt, so till now, you do not know lesbianBoy is mr..cOrk?

afrobaby: Do I seriously mean most people on nairaland are less dan 20yrs old, no wonder one get some childish responses from some people

And you believed that? you'ld also believe chamakh is better than messi

a better medium for suarez to display his racist lifestyle