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sleeknick:
Mtcheeeew... Abeg anybody fit help me with #30 here. I wan buy sugar..

u will nt be a begger in jesus name

xstry:
Suleiman is a guilty son of a b1tch .

why can't u be quite if u knw u dnt have any reasonable thing to say

For you to fall in this trash after thep expirience of m m m and others You must be foolish and also need a delivrance frm the spirit of covetiousness....

I dnt knw why african always refuse to learn

The man tried ooo weldone papa.. Wait for me aam comming

Ride on man of God. That mami water gurl has failed already

Lesson when ever u have oppportunity to embezle nigeria money just pretend to be a loyal citizen

May their soal rest in peace...
Some people always say the world is comming to an end some don't believe either u believe it or nt their own world has ended already and God news is every one of us our world will come to an end someday...

That is why atheist are the most foolish people God created. You can quote me and for you u prove to me that u are nt foolish u prove that death do nt exist..

I am nt here to cause quarel I knw u are also getting the fact that u are so foolish calling urself athiest because if u can't prove to me u can't die or death do nt exist then a that mad man in oyingbo market is better than u

Yes come forward sister, it is u sister tonto "dick"e the lord has located u.

Don't be afriad don't be shy this is hour of ur delivrance knee down on the alter put ur two hands on ur head and sing this powerful song.

Eje to jeje lo kowa tumisile eje ton san ni calvary ko wa tumisile oya kowa tumisile kowa tumisile ..

..sing this one join am holy ghost deliver me by fire holy ghost deliver me by fire yes I can see sister tonto is manifester I can see her fall under anointing ursher please help her yes I see God supplying her with new brain can one ursher please get me a hypo detergent so that I can wash away the makeup on her face so that her brain we transform frm been fake to original

GavelSlam:
What scripture?

Does the scripture approve of Catholic priests molesting little boys and girls?

Does the scripture approve of Reverend King burning members of his congregation to death?

Does the scripture permit married Apostles to have carnal knowledge of his church members whilst lavishing hard forex on such members?

So journalists are meant to publish while the public must not comment because God would be angry?

I think you need emancipation.

God will give u wisdom because I can see u lack wisdom

See people they drop number..

Immaging when death visit u and tell u to register for the next batch of is victim and u willingly give death ur name ur phone number and ur house addres

GavelSlam:
Careful of what?

I still need to understand why you guys love making God out to be one vengeance seeking phenom. Looking for who to smote and destroy.

we are nt talking frm the same perspective..If u read ur scripture u won't put mouth for this kind matter u go just dey watch untill the truth is seen

GavelSlam:
When in the law courts Apostle can quote all of the scripture.
Let's see what it would do for him.

I am nt defending anyone bt we should just be careful

Na this type topic lalasticlala suppose dey drag put for front page.

At least the op is promoting morality I think it is a better thread than "See tonto dicke hips see picture of mouth action by omotola blablablabla

GavelSlam:
Stop this nonsense.

So when does a victim of any ill get justice?

A man would take a bible in his hand and tell you God says he is your father and from that moment everyone else in the society becomes a leper.

I swear most Nigerians are way too primitive.

I am nt one of apostle follower.

I just understand that the fear of the lord is the begining of wisdom.Prov 9 10

Vanity

Can someone warn this gurl because she is digging her grave already..no one can wait to receive the wrath of the lord.

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

don't be deceived by mumu who clicked like on ur thread. The truth is that u are nt making any sence at all

Lawlahdey:
I decided to write this article as a result of the argument that erupted from my comment on the Tonto dike's failed marriage brouhaha thread.

Before I actually write on the topic gangan, Allow me to quickly share a real life story with you.

There is a grandpa. A rich grandpa, happily married to a beautiful woman with 7 very successful kids.
The wife of this grandpa is a very strict and prayerful woman who believes that being strict and prayerful helps you keep other women away from your husband. She has been successful and victorious so far. They have never had a cheating scandal in 50 years of their marriage(or,so she thinks).

Recently, the grandpa called his first son(prolly because he knows he is close to his grave) and narrated the story of how he got another woman pregnant and the woman gave birth to the child with an oath that she won't ever bring the child to disrupt his marital home.He has actually been feeding and financing thd child without the knowledge of any member of his family. He said he told his son so that they could know that they have a sibling out there somewhere and bring him home after his death. He also asked the son to promise not to tell his mother or any of his siblings the secret.
So, Faithful Grandpa with a perfect marriage(In people's mind)actually has a son ouside marriage and his wife of over 50 years of marriage doesn't know. She thinks that she was successful in her quest for a hundred percent faithful man. She is the type that throws jab at other women with problems in their marriages and tell them to come to her and ask her how she did it, how her prayers, strictness and everything weren't in vain afterall.
She still hasn't found out, right. I wonder what her reaction will be the day she finally finds out that her 'faithful' husband has not been faithful afterall.

Now to the koko oro..

It pains me when i see my fellow women bragging about how they cannot stay with a man that is not contented with staying faithful to only them for the rest of his life. They say they will leave the man, that there are plenty more men still out there in the world... "No time to check time".. LOL.

You think that every 'perfect' marriage that you see, that you envy, that you hope for has been able to stand gidigba without sacrifices??

You think that because Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs do not come out to wash their dirty linen in public, they haven't had their own shares of marriage trouble??
See, It takes a very very very patient and enduring woman to stay in any marriage.

You can't stay with a man that won't cheat at all?? Then, walk the fvck outta the relationship and don't ever go about saying "All men should be able to stay faithful to one woman for the rest of their life".

You think tonto dike didn't think churchhill would remain faithful to only her for the rest of his life because he loves her?

You think Tiwa Savage didn't think that Teebillz would remain faithful to her forever? What with all her money and the banging body and everything? Does edible catering have more money than Tiwa? Or a hotter body? What did edible catering have that tiwa doesn't?? Why wasn't tiwa able to keep Tee down, even with everything?

Even Beyonce suffered her own share of unfaithfulness from JayZ.. And you are here forming, "I can't stay with a man that isn't hundred percent faithful"?? , "I can't ever share my man"??

Fine. You can't. Then leave! Leave and go from one man to another in the quest for your model man.
If a man loves you, He will prolly cheat in the hope or fear that you don't find out but don' t ever believe there is a hundred percent faithful man, specially moulded for you somewhere.. Because you are miss perfect too ahbi?

I know some of you will come here to say that you are praying for the perfect men and God will answer it.
Well.. Reality check:90% of those with failed marriages also scouted and prayed for the perfect man. You ain't better than them.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES.

And for those of you men that will come here to say that they can't cheat on their woman, I don't even have anything to say to you. Just keep telling that to those who would believe.

Maybe some 10% of you(tryna be generous with the figure) can be faithful, but you all know nature, you can't stay faithful to one hole.

Explains why a man that has one curvy, beautiful babe at home will see another curvy babe on the streets and his dick will still rise.

PS: Ladies, don't hope for a totally faithful man, just pray for one that doesn't throw it in your face.

You made some good point but we still have men that don't cheat and will never cheat.who are those men?......................................................................................................................................................................... A man that have accept jesus has his lord and savior and wish to make heaven have to run from all sin including adultery and furnication..Read romance 8 vs 5 to 9.
The major problem ladies have is that they want a God fearing man ask ur self this question are u God fearing to decerve a God fearing man..A God fearing man will never cheat on his woman leave it or take

coolestchris:
1 dollar to 5000 naira

God forbid it wil nt happen in jesus name

Lawlahdey:
Pako ni mo'fe kibo

malo pako igo ni kiolo

Lawlahdey:
Oya la'tan kin kibo

kiloni ti ofe kibo u ave hole not stick

Immaging someone talking under the influence of ado ekiti WEED / S K

Ermacc:
He is greater than Awolowo and Ojukwu

I hereby present u this award as the most foolish man on nairaland...
Ur mumu get rank

I sense std

sekem:
Nonsense!!!

Stupid moves like these are the reason why women start to think everything is all about marriage.

If you want to wife her, go ahead and wife her.

Don't come and start giving her stupid tests to prove that she's a wife material or not.

You yourself wey dey drop tests for women, how far for your own side?

Are you husband material enough?

Mtcheeewwwww

That is the reason why we have increasing rate of divorcee and baby mama in nigeria.

I dont knw why youth of nowadays refuse to learn.

In Apostle Suleman voice BBN "Promoting immorality in nigeria".

She want to make u a bedmate.I guess u have a body six pack and she or she has stylishly veiwed ur cassava frm boxer..well it is nt right having sex with her my opinion thou

May God forgive him and open his eye of understanding

Apple1992:
what a daring goat!



Meanwhile please read this

Today I was coming back from
work, in the bus
there sat a very pretty girl. All the
guys in the bus were
staring at her. Many of them passed
their destination
without knowing, as for me I was very
proud of
myself because I sat next to her. I did
all the signs I
could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain, An
idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and
dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract
girls' attention.
Me: Hello Mum, pls I'm calling to
remind u that I can't
make it today because I just received
a call from the
LAGOS state governor asking me to
represent him at
the meeting bcz he is not in Nigeria
now. Pls tell my
brother to use my range rover 2017 to
come and pick
you up from the market. I will be at home in
2days. thanks
Mum. I will Mum. Love u too. All this
while the girl
was looking at me, I said in my heart that
she will fall for
me if I talk to her ..
Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like
that? Are you surprised?
Girl: Pls collect ur phone battery. it
fell down when u
were removing it from your pocket. I couldn't raise my head till I got down from the bus

lol are u a commedian

joshing:
They should import me naaaa... pple lyk me in Nigeria can increase d population

hahahaahahah d guy one kill me with laugh

lalasticlala help this guy career na

This higher Secondary sch again...

Na joke ooooo..I knw some people are ready to slaughter me alive I beg I am just joking..