₦airaland Forum

Peugeot

The equivalent of Humvee in the Old Nigeria

When you dollarize every politician , give them free access to steal , some people will forever remain loyal to you as is wit the case of Jonathan today , Crude sold at 170 at it's highest , Millions of barrels were being sold everyday , every week, every month every year for 5+ years, Tell me how he helped Nigeria, How many students were able to attend his almajiri schools when boko haram was having field day ?

Was water and electricity provided ? How many new roads did he build ? comparing the projects he claims to have completed with the profit the nation made , and comparing those projects on book with the ones actually on ground , what will you say ?

Perhaps he has a life other than 24 hours on NL

Maybe the Governor should do his job too instead of calling on and blaming the FG, As he governor he has security outfits at his command

ebiboy2:
this cracked me up real good. the oil tribe have sworn never to let the igbos depart. but my question is "y e too dey pain dem like this?"

Just as I suspected, for you people it's about the likes and shares


But we'll all be here when shytt hits the fan , then I'll see why other excuses your collective dumbos will describe again


So enjoy your likes

We keep telling them , but noooo , dem no gree, now them name don enter book of terrorists again


Anyone see any Yoruba there ?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Good , next topic

If no be dem who he go cun be ??


hahahahaha


him people him people , doing all the wrong things and making headlines since kingdom come

Why dem never do am with this one ? no be snake matter ??

jaytime:
Make sure you kill the snake, take a picture and post same on Nairaland. The mods sure know what to do with it.

Were are the brain dead IPOB touts saying the Bishop has disappeared after going against his kinsman (GEJ)

I concur , this should be the case , not private petrol station owners ripping the citizens off


Humble suggestion




Partner with a contractor

Write a proposal

submit to different state offices


charge your phone and wait for the calls


This may be your breakthrough ,, but nor forget me o

13Million $$$$$$$$$s and person dey complain say shingbain no dey this country



Buhari Sai you , Deregulation all the way

No more subsidy

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


They said APC is misruling in Osun ,

they said everybody hates aregbe , but no one likes PDP , so who dem like ? and You see that road and pavement he's walking on ?? That's Aregbe's work

Did anyone notice how neat the road is ? Courtesy Oyes , Courtesy Aregbe


Awon werey leleyiii


Lalasticlala abeg , carry this thing go front make people laugh

Iif he didnt call how will he or his other thieving fucckerrs adjust 3,000,000 Votes or make those votes disappear ?

Everybody wants Republic, but not everybody is fighting his / her brothers over land or republic


What do yeebos want ?

Some psychos say na lie say na innocenti dem arrest,


You don hear make any dog bark from Niger Delta ?

hahahahah Awon werey

On the first day of their trial last month, Mr. Johanudom admitted to transporting the drugs at the behest of another Nigerian, whom he identified only as “Mr. Frank.”

During questioning Tuesday, defendant[b] Echowdo Sam Son, 33,[/b] told the court through a translator that he knew nothing about a drug ring and had been working at his restaurant in Pur Senchey district’s Choam Chao commune when he was arrested.

“I knew nothing and I was selling food in my shop when police came to arrest me,” he said.

Under questioning from deputy prosecutor[b] Ly Sophanna, Ezigbo Gabriel, 41[/b], also claimed ignorance of a drug ring and said he had fled from police after witnessing the arrest of Mr. Son, whose restaurant was down the street from his own.


Association of name checkers, I help una find am commot



https://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/nigerians-deny-involvement-in-meth-drug-ring-92002/

Why your leg con scatter for the photo nah ? abi you no know say your reflection dey the car ?

i don read this news early momoh today , but i no even think say make i post am


Ashey him too na yam chopper ?

Later some people will tell us nobody is returning any money






has anyone noticed that the number of views is exponentially larger than the average comments per view per minute


WAILERS ARE PEEPING AND RUNNING

Sir were and the foooooolish writer

Tired of the abuse, Nigerians just blew up a pipeline and a platform in an attempt to rectify what politicians and courts have been slow to do.

This is bullshytttt Niger Delta Avengers bombed the platform, not Nigerians


Furthermore their motive is not to rectify problems from politicians or court, it is to secede from Nigeria

Next time don't post lies

I have seen this before but i am not sure where , i got this feeling of Dejavu just looking

I need to laugh in Swedish


Lol , Is it 25M or 950M ?? eitherway , Efcc has not arrested any innocent politician since Buhari took over


and whoever said they all got 25M each should really come out and be a witness

No source ?



Hhow many ultimatums will you have to issue to get Buhari's attention ?

He always knew he'd get there


Just like i know im knocking the door now

hhehehehehe


I see a mental patient saying it's not possible

I see others threatening war if it happens


To my satisfaction i saw reasonable people who are able to read between the lines , especially what the EFCC director said " We spend months , not days or Dossiers and evidence against suspects, that's why no one we have arrested has come out clean ""


Jonathan will be invited for questioning, He probably won't be detained or locked up , but it'll be the greatest disgrace and embarrasment for the Yeebos world wide

If Buhari can order the kidnap and return of Umaru Dikko from UK to Nigeria , I am sure Buhari can ask for international help to arrest Jonathan


and that is what will happen ,


IF EFCC or DSS or ICPC or did not arrest Jonathan on Nigerian soil , i want to see where you will protest or who yee yeebows will fight against

hahahahaha best news of the week

[img]http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/16/19/980x490/landscape-1463326569-1462891508-snake.jpg[/img]


Step one:


Do NOT​ attempt to suck out the venom. ​




[b]BY MARLISSE CEPEDA

From avid gardeners to hikers, anyone who spends a lot of time outdoors runs the risk of crossing paths with a poisonous snake. And if you think you're not in a snake-prone state, think again. According to the CDC, venomous snakes are found across the country, with the eastern and southern states at higher risk. Some of the most common varieties are copperheads, coral snakes, rattlesnakes and water moccasins (also called cottonmouths).

Each year in the U.S., approximately 7,000 to 8,000 people get venomous snake bites. Globally, that number jumps to 2.4 million. Even though the national figure isn't alarmingly high, bites can be fatal, especially if proper steps aren't taken once the incident occurs.

One of the biggest myths surrounding treatment is that sucking the venom out will help. Do not do that. Cutting or applying suction to the area will only cause more damage. You should also avoid ice packs, tourniquets or any anti-inflammatory drugs like ibuprofen.

If you get bitten, the first and most important step is, of course, calling 911 and getting to the nearest emergency room as soon as possible. Until you get there, here are a few things you can do on your own:

Remove any tight-fitting clothes or jewelry.

Take photos of the wound every 15 minutes. Capture the site of the wound and any other swollen area that appears on the skin. This will come in handy when you get to the hospital.

Do not panic. Doing anything that increases your heart rate will spread the venom quicker.

Staying calm when you've been bitten by a poisonous snake may sound impossible, but let us offer some perspective: the chances of dying from a lightning strike are higher. Out of the thousands of people bitten each year, there are five or six fatalities, which means one out of every 50 million people will die from a venomous snakebite. [/b]




NIGERIAN VERSION

Since we do not have 911 in Nigeria , at least not for now

Call any of your closest friend or relative especially those who are nurses or doctors

Remove any tight-fitting clothes or jewelry.

Calmly call your neighbors to call you a taxi or bike to take you to the nearest clinic or hospital

The last thing you want to do is panic or start running up and down so don't panic

Do not attempt to suck out the poison

Take pictures every 10 minutes till you get to the hospital

Call your parents and Loved ones to start looking for money while telling them the hospital you are at

If you are lucky and the hospitals have anti-venom, they won't administer it for free (It's just the Nigerian mentality)

Good Luck, i pray you don't get bitten by any snake venomous or not

Chappie The movie comes to mind, but i am sure that's now how it'll go

Arrest is too nice


Kill all terrorists


Gbam

Again

5 arrested by Army

3 to 6 killed by NSCDC http://www.punchng.com/bayelsa-nscdc-kills-three-militants/

3 Killed by Police

Militants on the run

medpren:
Kikikiki! Dabullit have promised to march into the creeks and capture them for sherrif buhari with his bare hands. Sai Avengers!

Abia , Umaya


That's their job

The same way you will bail Nnamdi out of cell ?

the same way you will break him out of DSS custody ?

the same way you will bomb lagos to ashes if GEJ didn't win ?

the same way you will drag Buhari to ICC

the same way Tompolo and Dokubo will destory Nigerian army if they invade ND or SS or SE ?

You too get mouth abeg

OZAOEKPE:
'we are going to bring the economy of this country to its knees' quote me anywhere