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Google tells me this picture is from Kenya

Op why you lie o , why you lie o

Yeah yeah , I go read later, make someone mention me abeg, i wan go take stout

See packaging



the guy try sha , him appearance go make angry drivers comport self as i sure say na private car he go dey clean

I just hope say Agbero boys no go hold am say he wan collect corner from them



Even though the packaging try , How he dey cope for this 100 Degree temperature

yOU EXPECT make people run click your blog ??


If i wan do eye test, i go go clinic

17

No job, no education , no hope


Proposing to girl

12 , no breasts , no toto , no education no job


How dem wan manage am



END TIME SUICIDE

banky never marry ??

Have they been insulting you yet ? hahahahah They hate the truth

Ask them if the car drives, they don't know

ask them what's the process of the conversion of electrical to mechanical int he car, they don't know

Nothing to prove this is genuine but they'll hype as much as possible and attack anyone who challenges the post


Anyways , if i needed an electric car, i would choose a jeep hybrid, muscle hybrid or tesla that doesn't carry a big solar panel load

OCTAVO:
He only welded a solar panel to the top of an old volkswagen.

Well then, Yebos too should stop falling hand up and down abeg

BushidoBlue:
[size=22pt]Serious think about it.

Wetin Igbos do una?

If na IPOB una wan castigate...
Please go ahead but this continuous venting on top Igbos is becoming unbecoming[/size]

BushidoBlue:
I

If you don't partake in any post that belittles Igbos, you are not the child of your father.

Werey boy

Stop your badmouth

Matthew Patrick Akhere

IT'S TIME WE FACE REALITY

Most Nigerians did not know that we have been living in the Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.
We were long been poor, broke, raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead. It happened since1985 under IBB regime and grew wings under Goodluck Jonathan regime.

All these years, our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption and economic policy abracadabras. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby and filled with manures of corruption, we think we are healthy.


All this while, we have been living on false life: those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million; those make up artists charging 500k; those comedians making 1 million per show; those photographers taking pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k; those buying Aso ebi for 90k; those buying Rolexes and Ferraris in thousands of Dollars; Those driving G Wagons, Range Rover Sport all over Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt like Keke NAPEP. It's all a mirage!


We have all been living off the spoils of corruption. Every one! That is why the country is so hard now. We had never worked hard before.
Now that corrupt and free money is no more circulating, henceforth, everyone will must put forward their bests efforts.
Because stealing is now hard, even a Minister had to borrow N13 million to travel with team to China. Rents for flats and shops for girlfriends is likely to diminish.

Civil servants paying bogus tithes that those not commensurate with their monthly salaries would no longer be able to do so.
For our senators, to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings will be history for now, constituency votes must be declared in full.
Big city big boys who used to spending N2m every Friday night at nightclubs will have to justify the source of their wealth as EFCC Eagle eye's would be on them. EFCC could see now!


To every Nigerian, good or bad, wealthy or struggling, old or young, male or female, it's time to face reality. The party is over. Oil prices have dipped so low, state governments are broke and can not pay salaries, federal government is broke and can no longer have resources to subsidize fuel, pay its workers, run government and fund infrastructure development.

The reality is that we are in difficult situation.

Our salvation as a country are no longer in our churches or mosques. They have been compromised, stained and tainted with corrupt money and adulterated preachings. It has moved away from our Oil and Gas sector. Now, our salvation is in our agriculture, our manufacturing sector and our MSMEs.

Our salvation are now in building first class tertiary system to produce quality graduates, resurrecting the textile industry, the Cocoa industry, groundnuts industry, palm oil industry to feed our people, create jobs for our people and to export to other countries.

But as difficult as things may be now, tomorrow is sure to be good because we have a good and trusted leader at the helm of our country's affairs. Under Buhari administration, most of government's money will go into building and construction of roads, bridges, education, affordable housing, hospitals, and power for our people to have better and quality life, for our industries and MSMEs to grow and flourish and create massive employment for the youth, and for the economy to grow and develop.


We have been "fantastically" corrupt and lived false life. We were lazy. But now, we must arise and be fantastically honest, hardworking and proudly Nigeria.


Welcome to the real Nigeria.

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LRNZH,OMENKA,SEUN,TONYEBARCANISTA

Eeyah


Looks like wailers need to go back to drawing board for another plan

End is near

Bwahahahahha

#IStandWithBuhari

Just protests is all I can guarantee

When village people just won't leave you alone

If this guy finally confesses, youths living in his immediate vicinity will stigmatize him for a looooong time

As much as I don't like this OP I agree with him on this



This blowing up of pipes will not end well

Thank you for your honesty , i was going to say the same thing ,

omolola15:
Like sey no be ibadan I dey abi. All these filling stations are located in ologuneru. Even before the price change they hardly sell during the scarcity. And ologuneru is not even upto 3% of ibadan. Other stations in other locations are selling. I queued to buy for 150 yesterday night. This news na nonsense jare.

sure banker 1 45

kisser man

I was hoping its FFK

Just try to like or share or at least comment if the joke made you laugh





A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.

He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.


“But we didn’t use them,” the husband said. “Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.

“We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” the husband said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn't use it!” The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed topay.


As he didn’t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.


“But ma'am, this is made out for only $50.00.” “That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn't!” exclaims the Manager. “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”


Don’t mess with senior citizens….. They didn't get there by being stupid

You can't



Upload on YouTube and share the link that's the only possible solution

I heard your Niger Delta Avengers ate fighting for your rights by blowing up pipes

Wetin con happen?

iokpebholo:
Reporting live from Calabar where I reside,jst bought fuel for #170 per litre .have not had light for some days. D cost of foodstuff have seriously increased,i know definitely it's not easy to b a president of a country as complicated as Nigeria but please it's getting hard and I think am d only one complaining

Poor copy/paste job

Tori nor dey finish?


Good points actually

Calculations would have worked if your brothers weren't Sabotaging pipelines all over the place

Using big big grammar to. Insult Buhari is not the solution


Since one. Party to the negotiation has spoken with violence as a means of communication, the Nigerian armed forces should not hesitate to speak back so the communication can continue

It's not easy


So what's can't see beyond their noses

Your more like 100% more sensible that the mumu you quoted

. The keyboard warriors don't want subsidy removed

When it's being paid they complained

Now it's being removed again they are complaining

Now if fuel Sells for more than 145

They'll still blame the same Buhari


Still they don't want govt to regulate pump price and when

Musaspp:
This is a serious economic issue that should not be politicised. Yes the price of crude is down internationally. But unfortunately the oil cabals, using militants in Niger-Delta, will not allow our refineries to work because of the juicy "Oil subsidy". So we have to continue importing refined fuel in dollars. Unfortunately we do not have enough FOREX at CBN rate for the independent fuel marketers, that would have ensured that pump price of fuel reflects the global price of crude. The alternative is for the importing guys to source their FOREX from the black market. Why? Because FOREX was badly depleted by politicians in the last administration, as it is being currently revealed daily. The reality of sourcing USD at over N320 to 1 USD, with total deregulation in downstream of the oil industry and discontinuing of oil subsidy is the reason for the irony as you rightly pointed out. OUR PAST POLITICAL OFFICE HOLDERS MUST BE HELD RESPONSIBLE!