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[size=20pt]As a Yoruba man, i can tell you this is not ordinary eyes [/size]

If Alaba boiz catch this man , Egooo don set be that o

All in the name of 2015 naa ni, Ahdonbilivit

udysweet: Amen o!!!
And I suffer o for dis browsing inside church sha,imagine dem share smtn e no reach me naim I say lailai I must not loose o,pass me not o entle savior,do not pass me by! So I had to wait for anoda service to get it
But I prayed for all of u guys sha(both male and female I mean o)

Ooshe! Àdúrà ti gbà

udysweet: See ur mouth,u no free things too abi?lool! Forget say awoof dey run belle,I go take flagyl abi na thalazole tablet shocking the belle wen e begin run! Walahi I tink say d man go leav d money na,after he dey "eye" me,lool!
Abeg I dey inside church dey browse,mak I drop phone before angeli"Gebu" konk me for the centre of my skull,looooool!

ha ha ha , You dey fear Angel Geebu?? lol But no be your church them dey pray say make thunder of blessing fire person ?? if that kin thunder catch you you go dey chop awooooooooof starting from 400k Oya shout Amen

hahahah , just kidding, have a pleasant day and turn off internet in church , except if you are downloading sermon

udysweet: Mine has happened severally but der was always a reversal.However one happened in 2008 I can't forget.I came to Lagos from school to buy stuff to go back to sell.It was a Saturday,I had gotten to idumota to buy jewelry,I had just 200naira on me.I now bought this spray gun for insecticide for the 200naira with the mind that I'll have money when I witdraw to buy stuff.But something happened,I just saw myself calling back the person who sold the spray gun and collected my money that I don't want to buy again. The guy abused me sef but I just quiet. As I got to the ATM and punched in 20k,the thing counted and then ddnt come out,dey debitted me! I could not see who to complain to cos it was a saturday. Minde you I used an Intercontinental bank then but I used Spring bank ATM along dat idumagbo road. I now casted bak my mind to when I returned that spray gun cos infact that was the money I used to transport myself back home,lmao!!! Else I would have been stranded! If una see the kain vex I take go meet the branch manager that day o for inside dat same lagos island,cos I was supposed to travel on sunday. They still could not reverse it,na the bank mgr borrow me the 20k(I swear!) come say make I sign form say mak dem debit me when d money is reversed. Yeye man,na eye e dey eye me naim mak am giv me d money o,yeye fat goat! Me I just took the money and left jo. Was after 2days it reversed,shaparly anoda debit alert don enter,the man no even waste time colet him money back sha,I tink say e go dash me,looool!

Dash kooor Gift in. You too like free things he he he

Intercontinental bank before it was merged owe me 20k from 2010

Went to a party met my old mates and brothers and we had to provide our own special drinks. I spent all I had to ensure everyone got drunk reminiscing about old times, work , family

Relying heavily on my FBN savings via ATM , when I got there noooooo network. It was the time they were upgrading thier server it tooj them 5 days .I had to borrow TP from a friend who I didn't tell I was in his hometown initially . disappointed and ashamed but I learnt to always reserve TP even if long gone mum wants red wine

[size=25pt]I had hoped technology will have medical nanobots that'll be introduced to our bloodstream and covertly fight off HIV,Cancer,Hepatitis , and other Dangerous diseases

Also I had hoped the world would have created an air serum that'll remove extremism / violence from hearts of the people of the world [/size]

Lilaex: I thought by now i would have been able to download food with MB from the internet.

Price
-Big meat(cow) -10mb
-Full chicken -100mb
-Plate of rice -50mb
-Bottle of soft drink -30mb
-1 leather of moi-moi -20mb
E.t.c
Just imagine how do.pe dis Shiii is gone be.

Just for food lol hahaha

Gbawe: Don't mind Aljbokoharem. He is from Chad so don't expect him to accept the reality you are revealing about the progress your State is making under the APC.

Thank you Jare , God bless you , i rarely pick fights , what he said was just too dumb , i couldn't just keep quiet

aljharem: Exactly because Lagos is more educated, they will lose Lagos state.

Osun is full of illiterates that is why they will vote a man like Aregbesola as their governor

You must be the Kabiesi of them Almajiris !!!! Do you think before you comment I seriously doubt that ? everybody here thinks your deluded and you just proved it .

Osun people are not illiterates rather we are reasonable ,sensible and mature people . Under the governorship of Aregbesola crimes reduced roads are better world standard schools being built .we live in peace and rest of mind .

You cant call Osun citizens illiterates because we took PDP's rice and did not vote for them . We have managed to reason beyond the present into the future and that why we chose aregbesola.

In 2011 Aregbe himself called the citizens to order asking them not to retaliate for the killings of people and loss of election and the people complied

This last election those PDP touts has promised to kill people even friends and colleagues for not voting PDP , for writing comments against PDP. As fate would have it PDP lost and those people had to run away from their home Town

My point being you can be from kano ,Kaduna ,sokoto, or even port Harcourt ....Leave Osun out of your comments

Amd if you quote me to insult me. Thunder go fire you

shymexx: Are those bullet holes?

They look like bullets from a hand gun.

Shotgun bird pellet high velocity can take down 4 people in a row and leave everywhere messy esp at close range

aljharem: Guy go an die. Betrayers and traitor of Yorubas see them.

These are the people that will sell their people for an envelop.

E nor concern me. But you suppose know say blind loyalty is not loyalty at all .And FYI PDP betrayed Yorubas and Nigerians. PDP has been there since "99" Na only them ?

eleojo23: We only hear one out of hundred of such bribery cases. It's no surprise.

In Jonathan's Voice. : ehn but bribery is not corruption. If you share $20,000 USA will know

Internet data not the problem. What's discouraging is labour market. Will the certificate be recognized ?

Omexonomy: The usa is even worse off compare to nigeria. They legalise authomatic high power velocity riffle and gave it to any lunatic on thier street to make use off.

That's BS. Because they have a better security team , better technology to monitor every legal arms purchase and a common database for citizens

[size=24pt]The funniest thing would be a new video from Shekau saying :

Una fada. Una dey think say I don die ? See meeee !!!!!!! Na me be dis !!!!!!!! God punish una Allah still dey my back .I dey alive o and I dey flex with my boys

But I hope it doesn't happen cos the reprisal attack would be brutal


Another version where Shekau is dead and he wakes up for 2 mins


Kai ina yaro naan

Abdullah , Abdullah 'Zo mana ,kisauri dan Allah

I want to tell am por you kaaji ? Babu duri baabu yarinyan ,sebenty tuuu Bargin I no dey por hebun .Kai Boko Haram I no good


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seankafor: those who re saying nigeria army cant defeat bh .i will advice u to go and die. nigeria military still the best since 1966.

What is this one saying ?

Army can defeat BH no one disputed that. What everybody is saying is that they lack the Morale and their Oga Army Oga too is saying they don't have weapons and they are not well paid and so and so. I suggest you edit your post

Clone2020: Is it just me or did President Goodluck and his campaign advisers deliberately wait until now to kill Boko Haram leader, capture some of their commanders and free some of the Chibook girls? Are these attempts to sway the public into voting him in office again? It just seems fishy and well planned... Still happy for the wave of good news thus far... The grand finale will be the release of every single abducted chibook girl

And even if they are all returned I still won't vote for Jonathan , every reasonable Nigerian sees what you and I are seeing. Political gains is the motive for this excessive good news.


For the record most Nigerians won't forget Boko Haram even if their leader is dead. Nigerians want blood , so if someone actually paid the terrorists and they all disappear , and there's no scape goat hundreds of scapegoats . The hatred will continue for the abokis and that could be a cold war in the brewing

arsetalks: Those who do not believe are the type of people who will fail exams in their school as they refuse to read and then blame it on one witch in their village.

They bought into the blame game of their master.

Buh ha h ha. I can't laugh joorr

[size=23pt]If Shekau's rumored death and one by one release of abducted/abused chibok girls is Goodluck Jonathan's selling point. I still won't vote for him. [/size]

[size=22pt][/size]This here is good morning news . One Oshomo for everybody for my pocket

Thank you nairaland for publishing the story first. I hope the Victim remembers to give some compensation. On my part I promise to invite 2 businesses to advertise on Nairaland[/size]

DorisK: Lots of it. Any prob wt dat

Niet I was hoping I could learn from you . you know ? When you share knowledge or experience with someon that knowledge never expires and its never lost


So what says you ?will you be my teacher ?

Blazing99: This is very weird. I wish there was a video.

Video dey nah. Come station he he he

DorisK: It's nt a general tin. For me I can marry a Virgin nd we will watch a whole lot of porns togeda nd am gonna teach him so much dat he will best a gigolo. I don't hav a prob wit virgins, we were all virgins at a time afterall

Sounds like you've got loads of experience

If its a relationship then there must be responsibility.

Practicing a scene is what relationship should be about. Whereas the real movie is the future , marriage and more


Point being to enter a relationship. Both sides should be aware of their responsibilities towards / for each other


Man doesn't have to pay or beg for sex

Woman doesn't have to be a sex machine or house help before she is fit to chop your money.


Work it out

shegsky: 1900 BC

Wrong answer Adam&Eve BC

Indomie Phone bendable plastic and touch screen that's the selling point

RoyalRoy: Lollz... No fight.... Ain't worth a dime arguing with a nincompoop.


Finish your monkey tail and go attack your wife/girlfriend with ur new found energy. Enjoy!!!

[size=15pt]You are highly Gbasky , I see you Bro
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RoyalRoy: Why are you dissapointed?

You also voted for Fayose? Or you collected his Rice and Fufu?

Which one?

Me a can't break fight o


Sitting at a distance , siping monkey tail, waiting for the fight to start .