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DONADAMS: #50 wey no go last 1 minute

Na heaven you dey call ? One minute na #22 lol

r231: which kain yeye forensic

yes he will walk from this case but we all know he is lying and he knew perfectly what he was doing

Bro. He happen for your eyes ?

Person just wake from bed , he hear noise , he crawl from bed. Unload for bathroom door.

Oscar get monie. He easy for am to hire assassin

WTF is wrong with ladies making a compliment to enhance / boost the guy's Morale . Green light alone is not enough.

[quote author=]call their customer care ask them na. Abi I resemble customer agent?[/quote]That one na long thing abeeeegi

ChiefJusticeFuk: Fake news

There is no way a sex change can be like a real vag

Most of the time the procedure is meant for asthetic purposes as the guys who go for this op do it cos they hate having a dik

There is no way she or it will enjoy normal sex and even the husband will have noticed after a couple of sex that this vag no be am as it can't get wet unless this dude broke uip with his ex wife cos he kept pestering her for ana1 sex to which steve was so willing and obliged to provide for 19yrs

howlyshiite , that's some messed up analysis lol ,

Atmmachine: Please, Help me..

I'm new on Nairaland.
How do i comment on a topic ??

LWKMD

gbadexy: Its a very pathetic situation. I doubt if it could have happened in africa with the courtship and meeting of families.

Confirmed i would not have happened in Africa , mandatory meeting of families would have revealed the truth sooner

[quote author=]To those of you who didn't receive the free 1gb mtn are giving out.

You should know that mtn are giving the free bundle only to customers that subscribe to their monthly data plan at least 3times in 6months.
When I say 'data plan' I mean their normal 260mb for N1000.. That means those using their BlackBerry plan aren't included in the offer.

So don't get angry... They give the free 1gb only to people they've dubbed.
Imaging 260mb for N1000.[/quote]So mtn know say I dey load credit to use buy Data. Why dem no dey let me borrow pass 150 naira when I broke ? Mumu Mtn

Nice work

Hopefully boko haram won't sabotage its completion

[size=15pt]If only the African Aro-Meta or more could view the replay what happened in their famous black pot .African forensics would be the best in the world[/size]

lilprinze: Nigerian politicians lying to the masses for vote since 19BC.
"he will use this salary to do developmental projects in the constituency" when he was a musician how much did he use out of his salary or the money he was getting to develop Ogbomoso Federal
constituency 1 ?
You can't help people when you have N5000 it is when you have N500000 you would help people. He is saying all this just to get votes.

Maybe so however do not criticize him just yet everybody deserves a chance

14 no complete. Way back then na stabilizer my papa dey say make I Carry and my elbow no dey touch ground


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I rarely get punished during the day its always at night. For the same thing either for visiting a friend's house to watch video VCR or to play Game or for playing football all afternoon


If I no eat night food , na my punishment be that but if I carry that food come chop am. Flogging dey follow that kin 9- 10 pm when sleep don enter body wella

Today I don't visit people , I do not stay out late , I have my own TV games and my friends pretty much come over


It was the African way and I learned from it. Those of you shouting child abuse I guess I should sue my parents for shaping / moulding my life for the better huh ?


Yoruba parents moulding lives since 18 BC

RSA wins by 1 or 2 goals

I smell espionage

mekula: Fashola has a point. When you are privy to certain levels of information, then you know the true situation of things. The media which most rely on is just full of sensationalism, anything to sell their brand.

So in the name of non sensational news , the media should not print anything ?

egift: The more details you find out Jonathan has, the more you agree he deserves all the blame for this failure:
- There is no way he was not informed of the abduction few hours after it happened, yet he was in Kano dancing Skelewu with a female party agent.
- He has not visited the community months after the abduction.
- He sent out his attack dogs to convince the world it was a scam (even tarnishing our national reputation the more).
- He summoned the victims to visit him instead of visiting them. He even tried to bribe them too.
- His wife made caricature of the plights of the Chibok victims with crocodile tears on National TV.
- He turned deaf ears and played dumb to all the calls and campaigns to do something meaning and be a leader.
- He had people negotiate on his behave and never had the gut to finish it, pull out at the dieing minute. Even lying about it.
- Overseeing the most corrupt administration in history (where Police Pension and Security Budget are stolen without anyone getting punished.
- All the folks accused of starting, masterminding and funding terror, all have very close ties with Jonathan's administration.
- And so much more...

With the current security situation in Nigeria, Jonathan has failed morally, patriotically, politically, economically, as a father of the nation, as a leader, technically, strategically, responsively and mentally. Except when it comes to corruption (inflating security budget and demanding a Billion Dollar Loan).

Jonathan didn't try to bribe. He actually bribed them 2 million each its on the news and the escapees Majority of whom did not complete waec exams were given scholarship. Tell me did they gain admission with primary six certificate ? that's shutting them up

caesaraba: Objection! While it is good to state the facts as they are, it is also important not to down -play the scale of Boko Haram operations. Yes," operations."

Boko Haram has obviously grown exponentially in recent times because they have been constantly underrated and their attacks down-played by pro-government persons who have always held the opinion that stating the facts will do political damage to whoever they so support.

What is a take-over? If boko haram attacks a town, drives out the authority (soldiers, police, emir, boys scout et al) and then proceeds to hold that town for even 1 hour, that is a take over for that period of time.

Boko haram has stopped attacking and running away why? Simple. When a person becomes successful, he/she attracts many friends.
Boko haram has been left to thrive for so long in the NE region that more experienced and brazen fighters from other groups like Ansar-deen who have been dealt with and chased out of Mali by France have poured in to swell their ranks. Remember Shekau sent 200 fighters to help them take over Mali during their own campaign abi? Where are the Chadean Rebels of old who used to carry out brazen robberies along Jos/Kaduna roads in those days? Where are all the miscellaneous miscreants inhabiting the North? Probably boko members now. Why not? They are a standing army now (like it or not) and we have better start seeing them as such. ...and standing armies pay salaries.

Its as if we think alike.I wrote an analysis weeks ago. Looks like the boko army is getting bolder and more people are joining forces with them . as predicted

In reality. I just got an interesting info. The mass recruitment of police and army is not just for boko haram its for 2015 elections

sammirano: dat means dey luv their country die

No that means people are that desperate myself inclusive

RayMcBlue: In the first picture, she's a whóre, while she's a hoe in the 2nd pic. Not much of a difference, really.

He nor funny abeegi. Person mama , wife and sister be LovePeddler and hoe

Na waaaaa for you o

gallantsoldier: . Yes u can but with the situation on ground now I will advice u not to try it until the boko of a thing is over because u won't be given pass to go so easily except u get godfather

I guess its all true , that's the 25th time the word God father appeared in comments and i havent read all, As you rightly said unless there's a God father he can't continue studying , I do not think Nigerian Army allows or sponsors your education in Military , Unlike US army

US army , there's no age limit , and US army, you are inspired to join , people don't buy forms i see buying anything as revenue generation for the concerned party ,

Bazinga: Do u want to join and u don't have who to help u?

Broza, My nature is vexing, disobedient , stubborn, i have help if i need it from reatives, however being soldier is risky and could be an awesome experience , i guess N.A is not qualified to handle me

Bazinga: All those that have been criticising the NA that they not handling the war on BH well, this is ur chance to contribute ur quota to the war. NA is calling.

The problem is not wanting to obtain the form, the [size=15pt]Problem is not knowing a G.O.C or Politician , They give by slot and recommendations [/size]

UrbanMystique: that would be the end of bbm if they donot allow activate and deactivate option

Aparti were. Apart from lying and forming why would I want to share my location involuntarily ? He wrong die. If dem no put option we go uninstall BBM be that dia father

RedEboe: Bros,i TOTALLY agree with u. Just now there are reports that a group of terrorists are attacking some parts of Michika LG but Boko Haram media wing SAHARA REPORTERS has already started telling the world that Boko Haram has taken over Michika LG.

But what's the difference ? Eventually the people there will run or surrender. To me that's the same as take over

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Amanwulu1: well, omisore fight for ur right. We are also watching and waiting.

Is that sarcastic joke ?

If not who is "WE" ?

Omisore to fidi remi. Ko lo joko je

darlingnuel: I tried the one about finding your IP address but it only brought out general search info about IP address blah blah blah. How can I know my IP address?

Type what is my IP

Ip2location.com

room089: Pictures of all these you talked about or I don't believe you!

Or are you talking about some of these hollywood magic displays in films?

Brosa. Go Sleep . person wey post this thing no quote am for head he see am for Google if you need pictures copy each mystery you might even find videos on YouTube , videos from tourists and researchers who went there

amagugm: The FG should decide seriously what to do with this boko haramites. At times I imagine if this group were from South Eastern Nigeria, as in they are an Igbo terrorist group. Sure the FG would have long silenced them. All out war would have long been declared with an ethnic cleansing agenda. Since they are not Igbo they are allowed to grow and fester the country. Igbos must learn the Nigeria way with these happenings.

That's B.S. massob and mend had their fun too. My point being nobody wants to wipe out your brothers and sisters in Igbo land or south east. And stop being tribalistic

eemalex: Guy when you reach gate of heaven God no go ask u if u died a coward or a hero, moreover they wouldn't be remembered on earth too.

Free MrAlex joor. When push comes to shove people will fight back with Government backing or not. Its better to die fighting than be slaughtered like a ram

Everybody dies at any point in time. So, being scared of death and running from a fight does not mean you'll live forever

gift01: Vow to confront. Is that news? Tell us when and how you will fight dem. Soldiers don't have enough weapons to fight. Wonder what these dreamers want us to believe. Walking the talk is what we need and not empty boasts

Taaaa. If I hearam I go whoz you !!! Kneel down there my friend

Just kidding.

Nigerian soldiers are running because they want more salary , and bonuses not because weapons are inadequate

Do you have any idea how many weapons have been intercepted these past four months ?

While all attention is focused on soldiers what's the airforce's job ?

These people have suffered a lot , I want to believe they feel like they have nothing to loose . and its a shame on Federal Government , what these people are saying is IG you don't care about us. We will fend for ourselves

However this could also be a part of a bigger plan / conspiracy those weapons may be meant for other things other than Boko Haram


Imagine 10000 armed men in a city ? It'll be chaos