₦airaland Forum

You wrote your opinion I respect that.

Why people con dey yab the poster now ?

But never say NEVER.

I read a story about Nigerian artistes in music/ entertainment produce beats , party tracks and no reasonable message to pass across , most are in the business for the fame and money not really because they want you to learn

For a Nigerian artiste to have a chance at the world in general. Forget the party tracks , nobody wants to know how much money you earn. Pass a message that affects the world positively and sit back


So many things to sign about is on the news, SK Gbana and weed is not the only source of inspiration

R7 is hot So far I have no problems with it. I would go for Z if I needed a new phone though

My own question is How the heck did you get 353 likes ?

Men are happy now he he he so men dey share the post ,

funny people

Barawo banza shege mutum Dan iska

100 PDP members only 61 % endorsed him ?

Cos my own poll on FB with 700 Nigerians puts Jona at 12%

sexymoma: This wan na notice me Joor..
Me nor gbadun dis kyn thing...
Must everyone know you wanna propose to your spouse..
A love garden would have been more romantic

Because people no dey DEY for love garden ?

remmer56: Bros, have you ever been to Lagos and Abuja

You had to mention Lagos or abuja didn't you ?

I have to mention Quatar ,Vegas , London , Amsterdam the qualities of the road are they the same ?

Nice writeup good question but you can't compare spirit with human .

God is a spirit , Man is human , you can't compare the moral of the almighty with human morals. Most humans are jealous for stupid human emotions God does not have those selfish human feelings

Finally asking why God can be jealous and you can't implies that you and God are on the same level , equals , mates and God hates that

padeolu: No, it wasn't sleep paralysis, its a spiritual attack. And BTW, does sleep paralysis explain the shadow running on the wall, or the needle-like sting? No.

My bro, its not sleep paralysis...

Have you heard the saying " mind playing tricks on you"

Eeyah. So , does Nigeria have airforc , navy or soldiers for real ? Abi people way just dey collect salary ?

Nice cars very expensive but where the road ? How I go buy car wey the speedometer reach 389 and I go dey drive 40 ? You go fear 9ja potholes hahaha

Now , that's the kind of exemplary behaviour I wish just one of the a holes in Nigerian Army could exhibit , one white death in sambisa = no boko haram I didn't notice any of the heroes mentioned here wanting new helicopters or munitions to battle oppressors . rusty rifle was used by white death Nigerian Army catch a clue

Iluvberem: So you still dey alive?

I dey look for you on nairaland since

Follow am yo go dey see anything wet I'm talk he he he

So is this post meant to inspire me ? Or to make me angry ? I can't decide , obviously I can't afford any of that right now , but I don't know sha o. If una vote me in 2015 presidoooooo

That bros way dey ask price , you wan buy abi you just like hypertension ?

korel9: I don't know why Nigerians always want everything for free.
You have no idea how much we're charged here in the states for such transactions.

It is only when you pay for something that you can demand for continuous and effective running of such service.

I no want fight but I go yarn my mind. If you dey states this matter no concern you

Because why ? States I no sure say network dey disappear for ATM

Every corner every shop , every mall ATM dey there , visa , master , amex , simple , Walmart ATM dey full everywhere

Why you even mention US ? My uncle is a citizen and I know a bit , if your account is domiciled in US , you are charged less per transaction but if you operate a domiciliary account based in Nigeria they charge 1k+ which is less than $9 per transaction


US you have credit as citizen , no strike , no delayed salary and no pension scam and absolutely less robbery , you can keep your cash at home and not even lock your door , can you do that in NG ?

Ng salary is barely enough to pay for house rent , kids and personal expenses , you can't cash out your salary at once via ATM. So , if you need 1 k to fuel your car but don't want to travel with cash , perhaps from Lagos to Ibadan to pay for some stuff but don't want to carry cash , people use ATM as much as thrice a day , that's 65 x 3 =195 x 20 days a month =3,900 out of 17,500

More importantly , no ATM network , unable to dispense cash , no debiting your account when ATM did not give you any cash , SMS charges nko ? and like a million people on queue because your own bank's network isn't available , does that happen in US ?

Minimum balance Na 1k for first bank savings acct , if you withdraw twice that's 130 , ATM no go dispense 870 or 500 especially for students ,and parents won't calculate ATM charges when they send you pocket money or school fees


My take is , abeg no put mouth for this matter , if US news dey you fit comment anyhow but 9ja news ? No even try am

Meanwhile join the campaign

@CBN #revertATMcharges. Until world standard ATM / banking services is provided

B3sty: No, the Bullet go up, Hang for there.

While I enjoyed your sarcasm , bullet shot upwards can not cause so much damage on its return , Bullets fired into the air usually fall back at terminal velocity, speeds much lower than those at which they leave the barrel of a firearm. Could be dangerous but describing that scenario a bullet shot vertically will probably leave the vicinity of the shooter and less likely to hit the said political aspirant. Besides the headline is confusing , the police officer who made that shot should be arrested and detained and tried for attempted murder , that's the first thing to do , not arguing if its PDP or APC.

ayobase: that will be vacation from madness for 3days.

-students will give more concentration.
-lovers will have more time for each other.
-library will be busy again

-banks will also go on break.
-workers primarily assiciated with internet facilities will be in break.

many matters.

-GEJ will have break from NL insults.
-the e-bashers will sulk and might wish for death
-NL addicts will hear am

-business men will be in trouble
-hackers will strategise for comeback moment
-more money for Engineers

many people could die.......chaotic scenarrio.
e go worse pass ebola matter.

Verily verily I say unto you , Life would be meaningless , and dangerous

I mean psychologically , its the internet that's keeping 88% of people sane , without which those ebashers will go out to look for trouble and the world will be in chaos , you want withdraw money to buy pot, weed or drinks to while away time , your trading on forex collapses and you loose money , you have no idea what's happening in the immediate surrounding ,

Summary. internet is the psychedelic drug keeping everybody sane ,helps us escape the harsh reality of the life we live in , without it , the wold ends , cyber Apocalypse

eduson33: If Oyibo man do em own,we go talk say na humility and loyalty,
If our leaders do the same,we will say its stupidity..

Smh for My people

Simply because khaki no be leather. How many ex convict oyibo dey contest for election , how many people Oyinbo wey don go serve jail term dey comeback amidst dances and Ankara with red carpet ovation / ceremony. More so oyinbo no dey mumu thierself with all this yama yama mumu politics and the reason be say 99% of Oyinbo na 1 people , one mind , no rice sharing , no groundnut oil politics

Nice one , I can almost smell the sharwama from Herr

Meanwhile. Join the protest #revertATMcharges until quality ATM service is guaranteed

The mercurial leader of Nigeria’s Islamist group, Boko Haram, today released a video in which he declares the areas under his sect’s control a Caliphate and shows scenes of carnage carried out by his fighters against unarmed civilians. The video, which is the most gruesome since Boko Haram started the tradition of periodic releases of videotaped messages, also shows Nigerian soldiers fleeing from approaching insurgents.

Mr. Shekau, who has used such images to cultivate the image of a fierce, reckless and merciless threat, appears to have tailored the current video to draw maximum global attention to his group. His declaration of a Caliphate is reminiscent of the style of the Sunni Islamic group, ISIS that has shot to the frontline of sectarian terrorist groups after declaring its ambition to build an Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.

In his just released video, obtained by Saharareporters, Mr. Shekau said Boko Haram insurgents were grateful to “Allah who gave us victory to attack Abuja and also the Yobe [State] town called Damaturu.” In his characteristic rambling manner, Mr. Shekau added, “We still thank God for the successful bombing of Damboa and other parts of Nigeria. We are grateful to Allah for the big victory he granted our members in Gwoza and made the town part of our Islamic Caliphate.”

Even though Boko Haram has always stated its rejection of Western education and values in Nigeria, the current video is the first time the group’s leader has explicitly declared a Caliphate, a term implying that the areas under Boko Haram’s control would be governed according to strict Islamic codes.

Mr. Shekau lashed out at Western nations for supporting Nigeria to fight his insurgent fighters.

“We are in an Islamic Caliphate. We have nothing to do with Nigeria. We don't believe in this name," he said, vowing that his group would continue attacks to achieve greater territorial control.

Mr. Shekau stated that Boko Haram released the video in order to explain its recent attacks, officially acknowledging that the Islamist insurgents carried out recent attacks in Damboa, Gwoza and other communities in Borno and Yobe States. In the video, he revealed that Boko Haram also executed some of its members whom he described as infidels.

“Oh people, I'm making this speech because of the lies being spread always by the government,” he stated. Mr. Shekau expressed his rage at youth volunteers (popularly called civilian Joint Task Force) who repelled attacks by Boko Haram and killed some insurgents. “Have you forgotten what you did to our brethren? You were even asking 'are you Boko Haram, have you ever carried a gun? This was how you killed our members,” said Mr. Shekau, threatening to avenge the killings of his fighters.

Excerpts of the transcribed speech by Mr. Shekau are provided below:

"I chose to deliver this message in order to refute the lies being spread by the government, about the operations we had in recent times.

"We warn the vigilantes called civilian JTF to back off; if not, there will be no place for them to hide. We have evidence of how you killed some of our brethren whom you would ask if they were Boko Haram members before you killed them. We know how you humiliated them by asking them if they had ever carried guns or killed someone…We know everything about the evil you committed against our brethren.

"We still have the magnanimity of asking you to repent because you will never succeed in this way by the grace of Allah. And I swear by Allah that we will never stop killing you, because Allah commanded us to kill people like you. If we pity you and spare you, one day you will become infidels. So, to us, having pity on you is an act of disbelief. You can continue to run or hide your identities in women’s attire, but we will get to you and remove the women’s clothing off of you. Then, while you are shouting for mercy, we will strike, smash your heads and kill you all. Even if you don't do anything to us we will kill you...We would do it even to avenge our brethren. You killed our brethren in large numbers.

"We don't joke with religion (quoting from the Koran). There is no hypocrisy in this religion. It is only the truth.




Source :
http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/24/new-gruesome-video-boko-haram-declares-caliphate-shows-scenes-fleeing-soldiers-civilian

Ibnsultan01: wich. Year. Xcom. Cssj zaria RD

2001 , nicknamed cos of my heavy Yoruba accent then

asoderock: Let government allow the people take up arms to defend themselves since it has failed in its most basic responsibility of protecting the citizens. Afterall we already provide our power, water etc, (another government responsibility).

I would have supported that years ago , but today , if any government gives Nigerians weapons , Nigerians will turn on each other and kill one another , brother killed brother and friends and the quest for vengeance makes the bloodbath continuous , doesn't mean you shouldn't own a gun if you want to

[quote author=Habeebpain][/quote]Repping CSSJ to the core !

Bootybuttchic: did u just mention tracking'i cant laff ,u havent even tracked ur fellow illitrate zombie shekau,u wanna track me...hehehe....and how does yabbing ur dumbasss make me a male/an imposter do u expect me to kiss ur ass cos am female ni ......limbless military bufoon.....feed ur uniform to the dogs












catch me if u can

Some people just watch too many SciFi movies , tracking na yam ? I live in IB my IP shows Abuja or Benue or Lagos. And that's not when I'm on Google proxy . Make people dey know the know before dem talk the talk

You don answer am finish joor

Please I no wan beef. I just dey talk say tracking no be moi moi

NewDelhi: Its not advisable to try what that woman did. You don't know the kind of connections she has that gave her the guts to challenge the military. The soldiers must have even overlooked her because she is a woman. If it were to be a male, probably it would have been a different story but kudos to her for taking that courage.

Nicely said but military men are not gods if they messup they should be challenged regardless of being a man or woman

One yeye sojo can not come here and be oppressing innocent people ,simple boko haram they can't catch , only to demo and pose for civilians

And this goes to show that regardless of connection the woman has , soldiers have lost respect of citizens I won't be surprised if people start delivering jungle justice to soldiers who harass or oppress citizens. Let them tackle boko haram , I will start worshiping them

TonySpike: At the bolded, you absolutely right! The government at the center is the weak one. I have a feeling that deliberate delay tactics have been employed on this war since the seedling days of Boko-Haram. The sad part of it is that army mutinies are springing up here and there and it seems the army is getting tired of a civilian C-in-C. It is only a matter of time before a unifying ruthless figure in the army stands up and declares a military take-over. It might be sooner than we expect...

When all of this started , when we started hearing about boko haram , insurgency and stuffs , being the time it were , the first thing I wrote on my FB wall was that it all seemed like a season in 24 where the president allowed terrorists to bring nukes into the country , all in the name of scaring citizens and of course to secure the second term . Perhaps 24 is not just a movie , perhaps its a movie based on real events in History

Statements credited to top Nigerian politicians indicates that if insurgency lasts longer than a short time , then the government is involved . Maybe Boko haram is really Jonathan's monster created for the north , or maybe there's a bigger plan in play

Oh and this analysis is two days old , it seems like boko haram scored another victory again

: Boko Haram Militants Overrun Prestigious Mobile Police Training College In Gwoza by DaBullIT(m): 8:59am On Aug 21

onatisi: bh issue is getting more serious ,more complicated and more dangerous. This group has transformed into a full fledge rebel army. I won't be surprised if the plan of bh on the short term is to take over the whole of borno state.....

Dabullit: Don't you mean the whole of the north ? Borno=Maiduguri ~ 3.2 million people , amateur gun totting rebel can kill 15 people with A mag of AK 47 ,

200 can kill 3000 , that's not including the RPGs and tanks , the scope is join us or be killed , average of 800,000 people might join the campaign , that's more than enough for a standard state on its own , analysis in Borno only , even average of 1000 terrorists in coordinated attack can wreak world class havoc on the lives and moral of people , They have police uniforms now , they have army fatigues , they have armored tanks and armored personnel vehicles probably ,

Since boko haram roam free without challenge , they can surround a city or town , mount checkpoints , there and then , they control the people , you don't join you die , so what choice will innocent people have ? Newly overrun police camp converts to boko haram camp , shooting range and training.


If they achieve 8000 well trained Insurgents , do the maths , Real army or police checkpoints don't stand a chance. This may sound like movie plot or paranoia episode ,but its quite possible and might happen if Jona continues sleeping , Boko Haram's confidence has been boosted and will destroy North or transform if to caliphate and soon after there'll be sneak attacks or even full fledged assaults /onslaught on other parts of the country even breaking up can't stop them now because of their experience and then you can change the name of a location , state or country you can not move the earth /soil from its position...

Singing TuFace

He be like say them wan tell us another story again look


When will the army be restructured mtchewwwww

PAGAN9JA: Those are not religions. Those are our way of life.

Traditional religion is a way of life ? Why do elders call people Onisango , Oloya , e.t.c ? One god and its followers , thats religion to me besides If oyinbo didn't come with their religion , you probably wouldn't be saying that traditional ways can't be deemed a religion

osjoshua: come I'll tell/give you my personal experience to show that THERE IS GOD..many people miscalculate the way He act.saying things like
1.why didn't he prove himself to the nation(Nigeria)
2.why didn't he stop Ebola
3.why didn't he satisfy and give us a good and balance life...

But one thing you don't understand,"He has given humans the free will to do things the way we want"...he won't force u or prove himself cos the world himself has shown to us that there is a God..just see
1.check out the little animals around you
2.what happens when you are asleep?
3.why are you alive?
4.check the season of the year 'from winter to summer'
that's just little..
do you believe in miracles...
I know of a guy who was sick and was tested positive for HIV(almost a full grown aid),he went to church,fasted,prayed for just a day..he went to the same hospital and was tested negative..the doctors and nurse there were all astonished...WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT..pls put your head together(ATHEIST) and don't deceive your self...if u need more proof, I'll give more...... THANKS

I mean to quote the person who said something about no religion. And that Jesus died at age 112 in India. I'm on phone and screen froze. But if you see the comment I meant tell the person i said

Bros , when you know say brain no go carry SK and Mapor. Why you mix am con smoke am ?

If there isn't Islam and Christianity , people will still worship olodumare Ogun sango , Egyptian gods technically that's still another religion. What's your take on that ?

Evil thoughts = Selfish interest = Greed= forcefully attaining position of power no matter the cost

Taking evil out of people is my choice

So compared to 9ice's campaign poster which is better ?

Technically

Those teachings are not lies , They said there were 9 planets , today more planets are being discovered by NASA's latest space probe telescopes . science and discovery is a continuous process , so the more scientists discover about us and earth , the more they share , but ask African ,especially Nigerian teachers and leaders to stop teaching us 1200 AD science , bring updated science into syllabus.