Justin Zukwanuike

Fight don start...
Who run, na im lose
In Igbo language, Onye gba oso,nne ya

Lolz... Men are just there for the sex, while women are there for the money...
Both of them are users

Halcyon123:
Who the house,shey them the thread cuties on Thursday before? Oya make I bless una with my sleeping beauty for 5mins . The beother join too

Awww,such a beauty. thanks for this.

Nothing will happen to the baby.
Na your Friend cause the problem... They are some things you DNT tell a pregnant woman

Chipink:





Well the girl is dead...
Everything is not format
Next time dont say what u aint sure of so that it wont discourage poeple who wantto help

DNT mind those two fools...
They DNT have shishi yet they won't allow those that have to help.
Always running their mouth like tap. Na heartbreak dey worry them

ladyrachy:

Make I retire from am for now, i only did that style once in first trimester it was cool BT now hmmm I just can't.and I tot they said sex is sweeter when pregnant?

It's sweeter for the guys esp with the Discharge that one mama here said it's like a natural lubricant for her hubby.

We all have a story to tell...
My own say here is that we the ladies should learn how to control our mouth so as not to push men into hitting us...
Cos sometimes na our mouth cause am...
Most men are not voilent , na their wives push them.
While most are beast in human form.
If you marry the non violent ones, try not to push them into hitting you.

ladyrachy:

Thanking u ma make hubby dey shook the wrong hole no thanks I cannot for this baby to swear for me ooo. E no go work for me and d worst now I don't orgasm anymore hmm

You have to guide him to the right hole tho.
Anyways,not everyone enjoys sex while pregnant so do what works for you ma.

How old are you cos your body is that of a 45year old.
No offense.
The chest no rise, e fall .

Layormiii:
the long and big belle in front of me no dey even allow me enjoy baby dance again.. I don give up because nah annoyance dey end am now adays

That is why you have to do it while lying sideways.... .
You have to teach hubby ... All you have to do is just carry your waist up a lil bit and enjoy your baby dance in peace.

mignone:

1st dose
2nd dose ------ 1 month
3rd dose ------- 3 months (covers for 5 yrs [nt sure again)}
4th dose ------- 6 months (covers for 10 yrs)
5th dose ------- 1 year (covers for life).
If u however stopped at d 2nd in previous pregnancy, u av to begin again.
I think those who took to d 4th are usually given boosters or smfn.
Ppl who took d complete dosage even bf pregnancies don't av to take anymore.

Thanks alot

Layormiii:
hello mama, the first two TT injection is 4 weeks apart, then the last one is 6momths after the second TT injection which is usually after you give birth.

Thanks Mama.

Silly thread made by a silly small boy

kokaiye:
just lik i sm missin it noe but i dnt miss d aches, pains, worry n all d buhaha ooo...

Ladyrachy you see what I'm saying...
Believe me you will miss it just like Mama kokaiye said.
Mama we wish to be in your shoes ooh.this journey is not easy at all but All in all , God will see us through.

ladyrachy:

U say wetin miss wat.....? Nooo I no miss ooo, am tired I want to sleep the way I want,na only the privileges I dey enjoy I go miss with the small bump sef.pikin wey dey kick me like say I annoy am from day 1. Me and hubby dat cannot play as we want again,konjii will be worrying somebody' anyhow mtcheeew.

Na that konji own me I'm against...
Baby should better allow you enjoy your hubby

Hello Mama's , you people should come to my aid.
The place I registered for antenatal,the nurse is telling me that I will take TT injection thats 6momths, 7months and then before I give birth... I was surprised cos I ve taken TT injection only twice in my previous pregnancies.
So I want to know if it's true, abi this nurse is looking for who she will kee
I'm due to for the first dose so I want to confirm first before going.

ladyrachy:
I wish July will just reach immediately am so tired, aches all over my tummy ,back ,waist nobody tto help me do massage. Hubby travelled,Hmm am really tired at times my bump hurts it strong like its stretching or something. I can't wait to deliver ooo the belle dey long dey go. July mamas come out and show face make we plenty ooo

Cappo, July still far ooh..
By the time you give birth, you will start wishing you still had the baby in your tummy. So take your time and enjoy the pregnancy journey cos you will end up missing it later on.

jmlite:
who be this guy? Bring your wife, babe or mama make I cut the prick give am.

I'm a lady you he goat

jmlite:
after the arithmetic, make he mark and score himself. This is the only reason intelligent people fail, Nr go calm down understand suntin.
Meanwhile, suntimes we lash to calm nerves and sometimes to leave a lasting impression based on anything worth doing is worth doing well.

You wan leave a lasting impression
You for cut your d*ck give am, that impression will last for a lifetime
I no blame una, na food una see chop kom dey lash anyhow..

lavylilly:
What's the meaning of this? Did you read the thread before posting?

Oga,that one you're saying is not my business.
I read the thread nd I understand it perfectly

mekonglobal:

I know don't, but curiosity sake, you said you're a lesbian then married? It just doesn't add up.

Oga please carry your empty head and shift from my side this morning...
It's too early to display your stupidity.
Go back and read the message again, this time around , try to understand the message.

mekonglobal:

Wait let me get this, you're married to your fellow gender?

Do I owe you any explanation?
I'm a female . Do the maths yourself.

She is sexy like her mum

Her mum will be like, so na me born this fine girl

ladyrachy:

I only eat bread when my my stool becomes loose.like now diarrhea dey Trouble me I don eat bread tire and chew garri,for now bread is my food

Take it easy on the bread tho , may e no go block your bum bum entirely

Mmadimma:


Talking about constipation, it's been a thing for me. I go to the toilet once a week after struggling. How can I help this please?

Drink a whole lot of water n take fruits most especially oranges. That does it for me

Vivi01:

I have never been constipated since I got pregnant and my sister na two of us follow for this bread of a thing o and people keep saying it's going to make me have a big baby but it's not easy staying away from bread but as I approach my Edd ,I am trying to reduce it .I even stopped buying bama at home to reduce the temptation of eating bread ,for where e no work so I have accepted that the probability of having a big baby is there.

Yerr, it makes baby big that's why I try to control the urge to eat bread but it's not easy my dear

Sekoni003:



Allow her butt-ress her point bruh

Heavenly father. Forgive me for being against my fellow female for the first time on nairaland but this your butt-ress hit me hard. .

Omakraid:

Haa, how do you use the toilet with bread? You dey try oo, this kain food wey you dey give LO so na correct man food oo

Lolz, I do take enough water n fruits so I DNT get constipated...

I can't help it, whenever I think of food,it's only bread that comes to my mind nd if I DNT eat it,I wnt rest.

Xscape1993:
This ugly thing? God have mercy on me.

Be specific please.the man or the woman

Lemme know how to insult you.

Omakraid:

You don join the oppressor's league.. It looks so so yummy but as I dey like this ehn na beans and corn dey hungry me

My fellow beans crew
Mine is beans and bread. Especially bread.
I no dey take eye see bread.