Generalwoodz:
One time I wore it and made sure the beads were visible to onlookers while I paraded the whole street.
Actually, One shawty bet me on that and I lived up to expectations because I for one love clownish challenges... Shawty na my bae.

Picture me rolling, a full-bearded guy, with dark shades on. Rocking a white singlet and Gucci boxer, my waist encircled with multiple colored beads, which were making that familiar sounds with every step I take. And the naughty shawty was trailing behind like a blaze, her face thick with devilish mischievousness.

No big deal. Na just beads.

That shawty Sha... She loves life full of hearty drama.

In January, she bet me on catwalking just the way beauty pageants do on the runway in front of her mom and sister which I performed expertly because her folks no sooner than they saw me walking in from the front gate busted into fits of laughter...I saw twinkle stars in her Mama's eyes as I blew them a kiss and slapped my Yansh.

The next challenge: she wants me to twerk in full cynosure of her folks... Dope money. I've chosen Easter Monday as the D-day and their living room is the stage.

Ofcourse I'm fücking up but who never Bleep two hands in the air? No hands.

Love can make people do crazy things sha
Meanwhile, wait for the redpillers. They're coming for your head

My aim in this life is not to ever love any human being again except my children...
So people still get mind they fall for opposite sex
My heart is too fragile to be broken over and over again abeg

dunpredictable:


My sister I just read through and saw xx. Na XY I wan type before o

Ok ooh... The write up bin wan gimme headache Sha.
Your 3rd will definitely be a girl. DNT mind your hubby, pikin go still hungry am and he will accept to go for a 3rd child

saintbillion:
but at least u for tell us Ur married too

No...I have to tell you my family history too .
I DNT hide the fact that I'm married here,I say that all the time.

Popcorn machine for sale...
Location: Awka, Anambra state

saintbillion:
sorry ook but how was I to know when you didn't specify your gender?

That is the reason behind it... I like to be anonymous.

saintbillion:
she is showing you. Or u don't want?

Why will I want... Am I a lesbian

I DNT understand the reason behind this...

Disgusting...

Love of a mother, So unconditional...
You're blessed Ma'm

I like the way things are going in this generation...
Very soon men go dey learn work where women dey

We shall no longer be called the weaker vessel.
Men will now be the weaker vessel

Some men are senseless...
How will you give out your daughter to this questionable character bikonu

kokaiye:
help me ask her ooo... Every child r d same b it boy or gal... JUST pray dt dey r blessings frm God, mk our boy no go turn bobrisky n mk our gals no go dey do tomboy... Dis gender selectn of a tin sha no dey worry me sha.

. God will not allow such to happen to us ooh.

dunpredictable:


Cappo EDD is 22nd not that it matters much cos LO will come when he wants. Oh btw sex is xx. Checked on Friday. Hubby and I were really hoping for xy cos our first is a boy and dh said this is last card o. Na so I go corner go cry small lol. I give God all the glory. Mama boys all the way smile . I still dey beg am sha and he's like "what if the 3rd is also a boy? Boys that can scatter"

Mama ,your write up is confusing ooh

Xx means girl
Xy means boy
Why are you now crying since you're having a girl

Someone should arrest this old fool for manipulating and sleeping with a teen...

Method of production: Masturbation
Your shame dey catch me...
The only thing I saw there is poor meaning it's not so good

Oga Justin... Please DNT make peace with her.
You're not needed in her life anymore.

With the way your neck is long, it's like you have long throat ooh

CamusMidas:

Shoot your shot, maybe the op fi reason you.

No reasonable man has time for what he is proposing.

Did I tell you I'm interested in being friends with the op?

God please I need this kind of friends in my life...
All the single guys I ever come across just want to sleep with me not minding that I'm married.

VictorUSA:
Na correct guy be.

Na girl/lady

Your sister is fine Sha...

ladyrachy:

I want a girl so I can decorate her as I like BT whichever one God give us I tell hubby to carry with him whole mind, even doctor say madam this ur baby e be like na boy.e wahala too much

... Ok ooh

ladyrachy:

Hahahaha march mamas una don hear abi?hubby want boy oo and the baby don't coperate during scan na to dey jump and play even doc don know us wella,next appointment is Friday next WK hopefully we go know wetin dey BTW dose tiny legs

... Hubby wants boy, what do you want!? Cos na your choice go determine

ladyrachy:
Team July roll call 2022,the rest hurry and show up oooo
NAME/ EDD/GENDER
Ladyrachy …........10th july…..............unknown
Peggygee,............19th July...............xx
Hibiscuss.............July.........................xx
Dacblogger.........17th July.................xx by faith
Is like team July na mama for princesses ooo,hmm march mamas una boys don get wives oo.
Attention! Attention!! All the July mamas come and register urself and baby ooo,late coming u will bake cake and one crate of seven up go join am ooo.

Our able cappo , better claim xx with us oo.. DNT be the odd man out.
Na Apu na anwu's July Mama's are birthing... .
Mama's please hurry and book wives for your son's to avoid story that touches.

You put your whole arm
Nd it entered
That your gf ,to give birth no go hard am

What's going on here? Pls enlighten.

Ladies, find you a man like Will Smith and you have a lover for life

I need a job

Mtcheewwwwwmmmm...
Why will I cry when you propose to me

You should be the one crying, for me to accept your ring, I am the one doing you a favor.

ladyrachy:
Team July dat av seen so far,the rest hurry and show up oooo
NAME/ EDD/GENDER
Ladyrachy …......10th july….......unknown
Peggygee,............July................unknown
Hibiscuss.............July...............xx
Pls these are the only monikers av seen so far u can update any info missing from dis.
@peggygee come and carry baton for cappo as per experience mama wey u be before

Team July here.
Edd: July 17
Gender: xx by faith

Omo, that experience is very scary yet worth it...