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CrimeRe: Nigerians react as Police says 'Don't tell a policeman ‘shoot me if you can' by dachiwater(op): 10:41am On May 09, 2019
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CrimeNigerians react as Police says 'Don't tell a policeman ‘shoot me if you can' by dachiwater(op):
The Nigerian police who took to Twitter to share some safety cautions when approaching a security checkpoint or when flagged-down by the Police or other security agencies, told Nigerians not to tell a policeman 'shoot me if you can'.According to the Nigerian Police, statements such as ‘shoot me if you can' can push a policeman to kill a civilian as the mental state of the security officer is not known at that time.

The tweet read;

Oftentimes, you hear people say things like ‘shoot me, if you can!” Note that this is a recipe for disaster! It is very provocative and an unnecessary call for war. So, please play safe, more so, as you do not know the state of mind of the officer concerned.

The tweet caught the attention of Nigerians who took to the page to drag the Nigerian Police over the statement, which they claimed confirmed that most police officers are mentally unstable. Here are some tweets below; 


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/09/nigerians-react-as-police-says-dont-tell-a-policeman-shoot-me-if-you-can/


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CelebritiesBetween Cossy Orjiakor And Fake Ned Nwoko Account Asking Her To Be His 7th Wife by dachiwater(op): 10:51am On May 08, 2019
Cossy Orjiakor who shared a role play photo, has an exchange with a fake Ned Nwoko Instagram account asking her to be his 7th wife. The Nollywood actress had announced she will be visiting Dubai soon, before the exchange ensued.

She wrote; 'Dubai wad up.... I will be in Dubai from June 7th..... wanna host me?.... ok...lets met up ... drink up.....��� kindly speak up now ....Dm me so I can bring u the medicine ... In my braless nurse attire�� @sheikhpappy can I wear this on stage'

However the handler of the fake account who commented on the photo, said she can be his 7th wife. Cossy who fired back at him, wrote in response; 


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/08/between-cossy-orjiakor-and-fake-ned-nwoko-account-asking-her-to-be-his-7th-wife/



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CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Tell Lady They Are Her Following Because Of Her Boobs by dachiwater(op): 10:19am On May 08, 2019
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CelebritiesNigerians Tell Lady They Are Her Following Because Of Her Boobs by dachiwater(op):
Some Nigerians who reacted in the Twitter thread of a photo a Nigerian lady shared on Instagram, disclosed that they are following her because of her big boobs. The lady identified as @estherboobs on Twitter, shared the photo with caption 'Good afternoon Twitter!!! Just wanted to drop this here!!' Some Nigerians who commented shortly after, told the lady out-rightly that they are following her because of her big boobs. 


Here is the photo and the exchange below;



https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/08/nigerians-tell-lady-they-are-following-her-because-of-her-big-boobs/


lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, dominique

PoliticsRe: People Seeking To Be Permanent Secretaries In Ebonyi Can’t Recite Anthem by dachiwater(op): 9:15am On May 08, 2019
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PoliticsPeople Seeking To Be Permanent Secretaries In Ebonyi Can’t Recite Anthem by dachiwater(op): 9:01am On May 08, 2019
Some people seeking to be permanent secretaries in Ebonyi failed to recite the national anthem, states and capitals, among other questions they were asked during an interview session.It was learnt that the oral interview which came after a written test, was supervised by David Umahi and his deputy, Kelechi Igwe, who was the chairman of the interview committee.

Among the people the people seeking to be permanent secretaries in Ebonyi who couldn't recite national anthem, were two top civil servants. They failed to recite the national anthem, while another two could not recite the states in Nigeria and their capitals. NAN reported that a particular candidate said that the capital of Kwara is Kwara and that capital of Lagos is Lagos, while another said that the Anambra capital is Anambra.

Governor Umahi who disclosed that two persons each from the 13 local government areas of the state were selected, making them 26, including three serving permanent secretaries, jokingly told one of the interviewees to ask her children at home to teach her how to recite the states and their capitals. He further stated that only intelligent and resourceful candidates, would be selected to assist in repositioning the civil service.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/08/people-seeking-to-be-permanent-secretaries-in-ebonyi-cant-recite-national-anthem/

CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia's Father Dies Of Cancer by dachiwater: 6:12am On May 08, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga Reacts To Claims Of Lagos Man Who Has Slept With 5,000 Women by dachiwater(op): 7:09pm On May 05, 2019
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CelebritiesMI Abaga Reacts To Claims Of Lagos Man Who Has Slept With 5,000 Women by dachiwater(op): 7:02pm On May 05, 2019
MI Abaga, has reacted to claim of Lagos man who has slept with 5,000 women, since he started off the "job" in 2001. According to @Mr_Aylee, the Lagos who has slept with over 5,000 women is in his 50s and has never spent the night alone since 2001.

However MI Abaga who reacted to the claim of the Lagos man who has slept with 5,000 women, wondered if the man has slept with a different girl every night for 14 years after he did his math.  He tweeted in response;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/05/mi-reacts-to-claim-of-lagos-man-who-has-slept-with-5000-women/



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CelebritiesRe: Ada Slim Slams Secondary School Mate Always Monitoring Her by dachiwater(op): 5:48pm On May 05, 2019
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CelebritiesAda Slim Slams Secondary School Mate Always Monitoring Her by dachiwater(op): 5:46pm On May 05, 2019
Ada Slim has called out her Secondary School mate who has been monitoring her on social media, and also dropping nasty comments about her. While the alleged schoolmate denied being jealous of Ada Slim, the actress who recounted how far she has come ahead of her 34th birthday tomorrow, stated that she can't remember meeting the lady who has been dropping nasty comments about. 

Ada Slim who called out her secondary school mate who has been trolling her, stated that everything happened early in her life, money happened early, Nollywoood happened early, but the only thing that didn’t happen early is Marriage. Her post reads in part;

Quick straight bullet for that idiot who said she knew me frm sec sch.....most of my soldiers on d comment section already knw d idiot am talking abt....Aunty pls am a product of GRACE....everything happened early in my life, money happened early, Nollywoood happened early, d only thing that didn’t happen early is Marriage (thank God�) when you pple were busy being teen-brides marrying ur rich suitors after sec sch, I was busy trying to get quality education, trekking to auditions on holidays & chasing my dream.....ur kids prob in sec sch already & am just starting, I didn’t jealous u oh cos I dey my lane jeejeely....now dt am looking so hot & sexy & sweet 16 for my age u will come to write nonsense....


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/05/actress-ada-slim-calls-out-secondary-school-mate-always-monitoring-her/

FamilyRe: She Married My Best Man Without Divorcing Me - Nigerian Husband Cries Out by dachiwater(op): 11:22am On May 04, 2019
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FamilyShe Married My Best Man Without Divorcing Me - Nigerian Husband Cries Out by dachiwater(op): 11:21am On May 04, 2019
An aggrieved Nigerian husband who accused his wife of infidelity, has further alleged that she married his best man at their wedding without divorcing her. 39-year-old Shola Motunbi who got married to Marian Ekiomado in August 2016, recounted how he caught his wife neck-deep in cheating shortly after their marriage.

He told Vanguard; 

What got me suspicious was that after she was 3 to 4 months pregnant, having terminated 2 pregnancy in the name of stress. she called her younger brother to fight and injured me in the house and I left and returned after she delivered on the 5th September 2017, I went there just once to see the child with my family after then she refuses to take my calls and refuses to bring the child for me to see. These made me get suspicious the more and so demanded a DNA test which she and her parent refused, to my greatest surprise I receive a call on Saturday 27th if April 2019 that she’s getting married in her mother’s house at Sapele road. I later found that she was getting married to the man who bests me.

Shola has since filed a suit in a magistrate court to seek redress in what he termed has “breach of marital laws”, he has, however, not disclosed the one in particular to journalists as at the time of filing this report Marian Ekimoado, when contacted denied the statement but refused to give newsmen detail information to confirm the veracity of Shola’s claim.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/04/she-married-my-best-man-without-divorcing-me-nigerian-husband-cries-out/

CelebritiesRe: Tboss shades Tonto Dikeh: Learn To Keep Your Tongue In Your Mouth by dachiwater(op): 10:52am On May 04, 2019
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CelebritiesTboss shades Tonto Dikeh: Learn To Keep Your Tongue In Your Mouth by dachiwater(op): 10:37am On May 04, 2019
TBoss who took a swipe at an unknown critic, told the person her shade was meant for to learn to keep his/her tongue in his/her mouth which is where it belongs. TBoss who told her critic to keep his/her tongue in her mouth, added that they are tired of seeing same drama the whole time.

See her post below; 

https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/04/learn-to-keep-your-tongue-in-your-mouth-where-it-belongs-tboss/

CultureRe: Oba Saheed Elegushi Marries Hadiza Tanko As Second Wife (photos) by dachiwater(op): 9:25am On May 04, 2019
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CultureOba Saheed Elegushi Marries Hadiza Tanko As Second Wife (photos) by dachiwater(op): 9:10am On May 04, 2019
Oba Saheed Elegushi of Ikateland on Friday, married a second wife in a Nikkai ceremony which took place in Kano state.Oba Saheed Elegushi who is one of the richest, finest and youngest royal fathers who reigns over the vast Ikateland in Lagos Island, married Hadiza Tanko as his second wife. It was gathered that Hadiza Tanko, is the younger sibling of Salihu Tanko Yakasai, the Special Adviser to the Kano State Governor, Alhaji Dr Umaru Ganduje. Hadiza is also said to be a ‘Business Development Manager’ at an oil and gas firm.


The first wife of the Lagos monarch is none other than the super stylish and gorgeous “Olori Sekinat Aramide Elegushi nee Ipaye. Oba Saheed and his delectable Olori have been married for 16 years. They are blessed with 3 beautiful daughters. Many had speculated over the years about whether the Elegushi would marry more than one wife as tradition stipulates or remain loyal to Olori Sekinat Aramide, who he had met when they both were still at the University years back.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/04/oba-saheed-elegushi-of-ikateland-finally-marries-second-wife-photos/

CelebritiesRe: You Can’t Continue Enjoying Gay Benefits - Bisi Alimi Tells Straight Men by dachiwater(op): 2:05pm On May 03, 2019
lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, dominique
CelebritiesYou Can’t Continue Enjoying Gay Benefits - Bisi Alimi Tells Straight Men by dachiwater(op):
Bisi Alimi who shared a post addressed to straight men, stated that one can't continue to enjoy gay benefit and not put in the gay work. According to the Gay Rights Activist, if straight men think women can't collect money from without them asking for sex, then shouldn't expect gay men to spend money without asking for sex.

Stating that straight men can't continue to enjoy gay benefit and not put in the gay work, Bisi Alimi wrote in full;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/03/you-cant-continue-to-enjoy-gay-benefit-and-not-put-in-the-gay-work-bisi-alimi/


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CelebritiesRe: Etinosa Says She Hasn’t Been Given Acting Jobs Because She Went Nude by dachiwater(op): 12:45pm On May 03, 2019
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