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I like everything GEJ but. this guy, Doyin......

he iz a tout.

@otemanuduno

long and senseless post.

u ain't gat much to do

GEJ till Buhari stop calling p 'fee'
CNN having labelled GEJ failed are indirectly publicising for GMB . it is unlike CNN not to mention the past human right issues perpetrated by Buhari.

basenji

Obasanja is a old ...........
he better mind his farm and his theologically whatever other than criticize any one who outways his achievements. I Wonder why. our past leaders don't want to be celebrated after they are gone.

a close look I only see ak47 wielding men no special armour, not even a Amoured personnel carrier and they are chasing book haram. I don't know why all dis anti good luck and boko haram sympathisers would come here to complain that our military are poorly equipped.

sorry for you all

please I wrote waec GCE wif the following result
maths b3, eco c6, English c6, Geography b3, bio c6, phy d7, chem d7. having written waec severally.and not making phy and chem decided to switch to study economic. please do I stand any chance with my o level

TIN this is naija.

this are things obtainable only in my country.

what is kogi state university doing on that list. KSU shouldn't be on d list.

one down (SA), 1 more 2 go (Ghana). but wait o wetin Ghana do me self.

thinking...........

understandable, some cabals are running out of cash, while good luck needs more campaign sponsors. only those with mind would understand.

good day guy u re doing great here. just want 2 know if pre degree form is out or has closes.
and how much is the form and the fee.
although I applied for jamb did year don't want 2 put all egg in 1 basket
thanks in advance

« Chew my groundnut as I dey admire dis my beautiful GF pics»

Thank God o

Don meon, was he there

Perhaps sex is just overhyped u know.

Just thinking thou, I don't know shit abt it

yemi2plus:
I'm a student of KSU and I know how things are bad here, however, I disagree that KSU is the second to last best school in Nigeria.

Like we may know, the yardstick used for ranking the schools the OP posted above is based on the numbers of online visitors and not on academics grounds and others. Therefore, the title of this thread is misleading and should be corrected.

Thanks.

Is it true that non indigenes pay up to #100,000

smile4kenn:
You are a very dangerous person. It seems you have missed the last 20 years in molecular genetics, molecular epigenetics, systems biology and complex systems and you write from a fundamentally misinformed base. Let’s just get this straight, you don’t understand how genetics works in a developmental context, and that’s a shame because information ONLY WORKS IN A DEVELOPMENTAL context. You have consistently unabashedly demonstrated that you fundamentally don’t understand, and rather will not even consider the probabististic nature of developmental processes. Your 5th grade conception of biological processes does not qualify you to possess the opinions you have which is because you write in pop-blog. The only thing that bothers me is that people with even less understanding might read your misinformed opinions and mistake them with a scientific consensus.

CoPies are and phase tin. I dey hey o

Match Report:
The super Eagles playing well in absent of KESHI,
Omokachi looks a better coach, always giving order. That NO.10 need to replace Mikel ASAP.

ELLYsian:
Both religions have only one God.

Sorry you are wrong.

We pray to different God.

Don't get things mix up

missberrypop5:
Oh brother, pls drink Acid. It kills faster.

Oh ho, my sister here wants me to drink acid.

I would have love to do that, but I want a pleasant transition.

Hope u understand don't want to go thru pains

SirHouloo:
There exist a lot of claims.
1. That Mohammed is the comforter promised after the ascension of Jesus Christ.
2. Jesus is not the Son of God.
3. The Bible isn't genuine coz several versions exist.
4. That the bible asked us to bow the same way they do during prayer.
5. The christians are misguided.



Actually, I used to think we are being seen as brothers until I watch their preachings which could not take a 5mins interval without reference to the bible in the name of mockery.

Are we in for competition or what?
Must we fight for God? As He is sovereign and all powerful.

Truth be told we are not in anyway competing. Its just some fanatics that tries to discredit the believe of others to promote his, I don't know the suitable word to call it though.

But bro, there are difference between the two religion don't believe anybody trying to establish any similarities whatsoever.

SirHouloo:
Though I don't get myself into religious arguments, recent videos I watched on a muslim-friend's phone has really been countered and several heart burdening questions has really been dealt with.

Please explain am interested

We are here to complete Biological cycle.

If you father had not met ur mother, you wouldn't have been here.

Don't make mystery out of something that is clear.
Or do you think animals too have continuity after life? Cause they do age!

NIGERIANS wasting their time since days gone by

thegoodone2:
Try hard next time. 10%

Ur problem is greater than my joke.

So sorry its not my fault.

There are some Muslims and at times some christians who believe that the holy bible and the Quran has some things in common, they do so by citing names that sounds similar in both books, by calling moses - musa, abraham - ibrAhim, Jesus - Issa.
But I scambuled on a site that shows the clear difference, and I have copy and pasted it below.

NB: am not trying to start anything here, just for clearity purpose.

9jar joke zone
Differences Between Muhammad and Jesus Muhammad:
Said Allah hates those who don't accept Islam. (Qur'an
30:45, 3:32, 22:38) Jesus: Said God loves everyone.
(John 3:16) Muhammad: "I have been commanded to
fight against people till they testify that there is no god but
Allah, and that Muhammad is the messenger of
Allah" (Muslim 1:33) Jesus: "He who lives by the sword
will die by the sword." (Matthew 26:52) Muhammad:
Stoned women for adultery. (Muslim 4206) Jesus: "Let he
who is without sin cast the first stone." (John 8:7)
Muhammad: Permitted stealing from unbelievers.
(Bukhari 44:668, Ibn Ishaq 764) Jesus: "Thou shalt not
steal." (Matthew 19:18) Muhammad: Permitted lying.
(Sahih Muslim 6303, Bukhari 49:857) Jesus: "Thou shalt
not bear false witness." (Matthew 19:18) Muhammad:
Owned and traded slaves. (Sahih Muslim 3901) Jesus:
Neither owned nor traded slaves. Muhammad: Murdered
those who insulted him. (Bukhari 56:369, 4:241) Jesus:
Preached forgiveness. (Matthew 18:21-22, 5:38)
Muhammad: "If then anyone transgresses the prohibition
against you, Transgress ye likewise against him" (Qur'an
2:194) Jesus: If someone strikes you on the right cheek,
turn to him the other also." (Matthew 5:39) Muhammad:
Jihad in the way of Allah elevates one's position in
Paradise by a hundred fold. (Muslim 4645) Jesus:
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called Sons
of God" (Matthew 5:9) Muhammad: Married 13 wives and
kept sex slaves. (Bukhari 5:268, Qur'an 33:50) Jesus:
Was celibate. Muhammad: Slept with a 9-year- old child.
(Sahih Muslim 3309, Bukhari 58:23 Jesus: Did not have
sex with children. Muhammad: "O you who believe! Fight
those of he unbelievers who are near to you and let them
find in you hardness." (Qur'an 9:123) Jesus: "Blessed are
the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." (Matthew 5:5)
Muhammad: Ordered 65 military campaigns and raids in
his last 10 years. (Ibn Ishaq ) Jesus: Ordered no military
campaigns, nor offered any approval of war or violence.
Muhammad: Killed captives taken in battle. (Ibn Ishaq
451) Jesus: Never took captives. Never killed anyone.
Muhammad: Encouraged his men to rape enslaved
women. (Abu Dawood 2150, Qur'an 4:24) Jesus: Never
encouraged rape. Never enslaved women. Muhammad:
Demanded captured slaves and a fifth of all other loot
taken in war. (Qur'an 8:41) Jesus: "The Son of Man came
not to be served, but to serve." (Matthew 20:28)
Muhammad: Was never tortured, but tortured others.
(Muslim 4131, Ibn Ishaq 436, 595, 734, 764) Jesus:
Suffered torture, but never tortured anyone. Muhammad:
"And fight them until there is no more persecution and
religion is only for Allah" (Qur'an 8:39) Jesus: "Love your
enemies and pray for those who persecute you" (Matthew
5:44) Muhammad: Blessed the brutal murder of a
halfblind man (al- Tabari 1440) Jesus: Healed a blind
man (Mark 8:28) Muhammad: What are the Greatest
Commandments? "Belief in Allah and Jihad in His
cause" (Muslim 1:149) Jesus: What are the Greatest
Commandments? "Love God and love thy neighbor as
thyself." (Matthew 22:34-40) Muhammad: Advocated
crucifying others. (Qur'an 5:33, Muslim 16:4131) Jesus:
Was crucified himself. Muhammad: According to his
followers: Had others give their lives for him. (Sahih
Muslim 4413) Jesus: According to his followers: Gave his
life for others. (John 18:11 and elsewhere).

As earlier stated not my inputs. Am not liable to the above contents, I only support the opinion.

Advice me please
===============
My Girlfriend told me late last month
that it's over between us, I thought about
it and I found out that life without her is
meaningless.
So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from
my reading table to my mouka foam, I
didn't die,
I went to an express road &looked
carefully before crossing the
road,nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too
much suya but nothing happened,
I took a lot of mangoes without
swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see
hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concortion....So, I prepared gizzard and
kidney sauce with strawberry juice and
lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing
happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice
cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I Just finished
eating fried rice with chilled maltina and
fresh fruit salad but nothing still
happened to me.
I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do? Should I try
plantain and chicken with fresh milk.
Will it work? Advice me please.
I'm waiting for your advice..

Western Road
P.O. BOX 15
worri 29th June, 2013
Hello Girl,
APPLECASION FOR LOVE OF
YOU
I want to write you this
letter. Because every time I saw you opposite
with my
house in our area, you saw
me and I also saw you and I
saw you everyday. But I
have watch you for a
severlly times. The way your behavior is good for
me, I want to take you as a
good girl friend. Because
you are the beautiful girl in
this town and in our
nationlity. So I love you like a flower. But one
thing is
that, I want to talk to you I
love you but I can see you
does not have time. That is
why I shouldn't come and
talk to you.Sometimes, i want to come to the
house
that you are siting inside on
the road side but everybody
is passing there that is why I
am filling shamful to come
there and talk to you on your face. If you think
that,
you cannot read and
understanding this letter
just call me and talk to me
in a security place. After
reading these letter give me the reply or the
answer.
I am hopefully that you will
consider me your love. I am
finish.
Good bye.
Yours everything Akpos.

8 year old son.
Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft
drink.
Son: coke or pepsi?
Father: coke.
Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular.
Son: bottle or can?
Father: bottle.
Son: 500ml or 1 litre.
Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!.
Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!!
Son: cold or hot?
Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you
idiot!!!!!!!
Son: stick broom or soft broom?
Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig?
Father: get the hell outta hear you little
bastard!!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: NOW!!!!
Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im
gona kill you!!!!
Son: wit a gun or knife?
Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!!
Son:in the head or stomache?
Father: you pest.
Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!!
Son: with a condom or flesh?
Father : (fainted)
Son : are u dead or sleeping?

You are laughing now.

I made ur day right, so thank ME.


..... Am waiting



[B]Funny APKOS[/B]

akpos was baptized and
dipped in water 3 times.
At
the 3rd time the Pastor said:
"You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation the old
one is gone. No
more drinking of alcohol for
you. Your new name is
Jacob." Jacob went back home
and headed
straight
for the fridge.
He took a Heineken,dipped it in
water 3 times and
said:
"You are now a new creation,
the
old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange
Juice!!!...
One word for akpos [b]8 year old son.
Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft
drink.
Son: coke or pepsi?
Father: coke.
Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular.
Son: bottle or can?
Father: bottle.
Son: 500ml or 1 litre.
Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!.
Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!!
Son: cold or hot?
Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you
idiot!!!!!!!
Son: stick broom or soft broom?
Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig?
Father: get the hell outta hear you little
bastard!!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: NOW!!!!
Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im
gona kill you!!!!
Son: wit a gun or knife?
Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!!
Son:in the head or stomache?
Father: you pest.
Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!!
Son: with a condom or flesh?
Father : (fainted)
Son : are u dead or sleeping?

You are laughing now.

I made ur day right, so thank ME.


..... Am waiting



[B]Funny APKOS[/B]

akpos was baptized and
dipped in water 3 times.
At
the 3rd time the Pastor said:
"You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation the old
one is gone. No
more drinking of alcohol for
you. Your new name is
Jacob." Jacob went back home
and headed
straight
for the fridge.
He took a Heineken,dipped it in
water 3 times and
said:
"You are now a new creation,
the
old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange
Juice!!!...
One word for akpos [/b]8 year old son.
Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft
drink.
Son: coke or pepsi?
Father: coke.
Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular.
Son: bottle or can?
Father: bottle.
Son: 500ml or 1 litre.
Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!.
Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!!
Son: cold or hot?
Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you
idiot!!!!!!!
Son: stick broom or soft broom?
Father:Stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig?
Father: get the hell outta hear you little
bastard!!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: NOW!!!!
Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im
gona kill you!!!!
Son: wit a gun or knife?
Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!!
Son:in the head or stomache?
Father: you pest.
Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: Bleep youuuu!!!!!!
Son: with a condom or flesh?
Father : (fainted)
Son : are u dead or sleeping?

You are laughing now.

I made ur day right, so thank ME.


..... Am waiting



[B]Funny APKOS[/B]

akpos was baptized and
dipped in water 3 times.
At
the 3rd time the Pastor said:
"You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation the old
one is gone. No
more drinking of alcohol for
you. Your new name is
Jacob." Jacob went back home
and headed
straight
for the fridge.
He took a Heineken,dipped it in
water 3 times and
said:
"You are now a new creation,
the
old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange
Juice!!!...
One word for akpos

sulky1: Wat about the addmission list,when will it b out

The admission list should be out before the end of October.

I will keep you updated

beeboy09: 1. India has 24/7 power. Nigeria doesn't.
2. India has the best railway network in the world. Nigeria doesn't have rail.
3. India produces large sums of Gold. Nigeria extremely little.
4. India produces it's cars, aircrafts and ships. Nigeria doesn't.
5. India has one of the best and most affordable tertiary education in the world. Nigeria doesn't.
6. Eggs are sold for about #4 in India. How much is it in Nigeria.
7. 60% of Indian GDP is from agriculture which can never run out. Nigeria relies on oil: it will run out.

May I continue? I know why those students are there cos I was there cos I also schooled there through to my PhD. So keep quiet. India is not a 3rd world country because of what you see on CNN and Discovery Channel. Its a 3rd world country only because of their population and nothing else.

Bros SHUT UP!
I even doubt d Phd tin.

U sku for almost 10 yrs for india and you re coming up with all those virtual lies.

India ke, having d best rail way in d world

Wetin u dey tink.