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silvaspecs:
FTC!!!!!

This is long overdue! For over 8 years on NL! I deserve some accolades Jare...

I dedicate this FTC to my amiable wife, my son and daughter, Charisa. I'll always make u proud.

Ok what's the topic about sef? CDQ? what is CDQ? Is it an animal place or thing? WHO im ep?

@OP, thanks for making my day Jare.

Anigreat:






Adding it soon to my fleet of phones

Aderewah:
Those kids will still rule over some dumbos on Nairaland claiming davido as role model at 30 years of age

Chiadikaobi:
Alexistaiwo how far nah? Wey our money??

I don carry torch find you come badland...na for badland your preek go roast today if you no complete the payment

Joelsblog:
See Davido's Epic Response Here: https://joelsblog.com.ng/don-jazzy-bless-nigerian-artiste-with-1-million-for-painting-the-mavin-team/

NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/

NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/


NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/


NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/



NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/


NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/

NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/


NIGERIAN LADY LEAKS VIDEO OF HER PASTOR MASTURBATING IN LAGOS, HIS D!CK IS A MUST SEE!! - https://joelsblog.com.ng/my-dad-is-a-pastor-lady-begs-guy-threatening-to-leak-her-nudes-for-15kpics/

HeWrites:
A South African man identified as Josey Ncube has shaken the table as he shades African ladies while showing off her white girlfriend with the advantages of dating one.

Read below;
"Advantages of dating a white woman
1. No noise
2. No weaves
3. Clean kitten
4. No nasty smells
5. Educated
6. No hairy kitten
7. Tight kitten
8. Good looking kids
9. Respect
10.Loyalty
11.Kinky shit
12. No asking for money
13. No noise
14. No mthakathi
15 No noise"


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/man-shades-african-ladies-as-he-shows-off-his-white-girlfriend-lists-the-advantages.html


https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/PicsArt_05-25-07.10.32.jpg
https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ncube.jpg
https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Josey.jpg

adetoroamos:
why most nairanland girls to dey form?

handsomeyinka:
See as she resemble Alex Iwobi,she come wear arsenal red join..
Anyway first to comment on this thread,I think I deserve a trophy from seun osewa.

goldenval:
How do you know me when your account is even registered yesterday and you already begging for money today? ... Stop faking it bro, use your old handle so I will know you're real .

Jer6s:
Resent Sir

Jer6s:
The operation wasn't successful. I'll tell you what was.
The IODINE TEST was over successful.

You go fear passers-by
See as them use my guy FACE test for starch .
One look at him after the "makeup session" and you will see BLUE-BLACK coloration is confirmed!

goldenval:
These kids are comedians and don't know it! Get ready to Laugh.
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in 2000 to 16-year-old students!

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The
body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I,
O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.

yehmy:
We stand like rock.... Any bad eyes that want or pray say make the ticket cast. the eyes will not see light anymore... the eyes will be thrown to 4ever darkness... in Jesus Name i pray

goldenval:
I keep getting so many mentions from this particular post. I am very speechless now because sometimes I feel like not supporting or helping anyone from Nairaland and something like this will make other real once not to get help.

juanjo2:
bros what are they mining crude dey ondo

goldenval:
Hello Everyone,
I am looking for writers who are bloggers that can write some long articles for me.

This will be a long business opportunity for everyone that will be chosen. Just one person needed in this field.

You will be sending me atleast 4 articles per week. Maybe total of 12 to 15 articles per month.

Main topics to cover are,

Social media
Business,
Tech,
Etc.

Your headline might be

Do you think you can deliver?

Pls send me your writing sample via my email or contact me. bigmoneywebs@gmail.com so we can negotiate your payment.

Thanks

Betnomore:
You village bawo. With all the greens u dey upload na paradise you dey ooo, so no way of going back to village. You go need like 10 years straight losing streak before you go fit near village

MrsNwaAmaikpe:



Look at this guy trying to fool social media with the kneeling down syndrom....


A girl you have phucked for several years, restructured and expanded her honeypot......

who you wan leave am for before

odun360:
The Obesere brand has been existing for over 30 years. Many people still wonder how you have managed to sustain the brand for that number of years. Staying relevant must have come with a lot of sacrifices and rewards for you. What do you think about your continued relevance in the music industry?

As I always tell those who care to listen that there is no secret about what I have become, except for the power of God. His power has brought me to this point in my life. When I look back at how the journey started, I can only give thanks to my Creator for the gift of life and blessings. One thing that is certain is that nothing happens without God’s knowledge. A man can’t become anything without the hand of God in it. When He is involved, everything will always work out fine. Though, it may look rough at some point, if you believe in God and what you do, and you pursue your dreams with a pure heart, you will triumph. It is as simple as that.

Looking back at how it started and where you are at the moment, what would you say has been your limitation?

The late Micheal Jackson was very much more blessed and relevant than some rich people in the US even years after his demise. Maybe, I would have been richer than the likes of Aliko Dangote or Mike Adenuga, but I still give thanks to God.

Why did you say that?

The reason for my giving thanks is not far to seek. My detractors thought they could dim my star. They only tried but failed at every attempt to bring me down. The Obesere they wanted to pull down has been busy shuttling from one show to another around the world. Obesere is not begging anyone for a means of livelihood. In fact, no year passes without that same me acquiring a new house and cars. In fact, I still give out cars, land, or houses to people every year. God never allowed my enemies to stop me from doing all those good things in life.

It was reported that you didn’t travel out of the country for 12 years until 2017. It is believed that some petitions that were said to have been written against you at foreign embassies stopped you from travelling. Is this true?

It is true that certain petitions were written against me at various foreign embassies in US and Europe for reasons I am yet to understand. I think some people are surprised that I am living fine, despite my inability to travel out of the country for shows that would have fetched me more money. You can imagine a situation whereby a popular musician could not travel for 12 years but still manages to live fine without asking anyone for help. I guess that’s why petitions were written against me, but that has never stopped me from doing what I know best.

What do you think is responsible for this?

You know in this kind of profession, going international adds value to your trade. So, that is what some people tried to block my way. But when God said it was time, doors opened. 2009 was the last time I was in England. Even when the door opened, I left the category of those who would seek for visa as I was given a UK citizenship.

Last year, you were busy touring the US and you ended up performing in about 26 states. How did you do it, given that you have not been there for a while?

Like I said earlier, many people had waited patiently to see me over there because the kind of job I am doing is God-given. He handed it over to me. It’s in me. I’m music, music is me. It’s in my blood. I don’t copy anybody. So, when I got to the US, shows were lined up for me that at a point, I had to beg the promoter to let me go back to Nigeria because people were already thinking I had made up my mind to stay overseas. My plan was just to go there, work and come back home. So, I had to abandon some shows till further notice.

For somebody who could not travel out of the country for 12 years, how did you break the jinx?

As I said earlier, I was able to gain entry into the US after 12 years. My brother, you needed to have seen the petitions written against me. I wondered how people had the time to come up with such lies just to discredit me. Some people alleged that I had a lot of money that could not be traced to music alone. They said that I was into fraud, drugs and money laundering. They tried to implicate me with a lot of things that were not true.

Are you saying music is the only trade you have been involved in over the years?

I don’t have anything I am involved in other than music and I have made a lot of money from it. I’m successful because I am not a flamboyant person. The late Ayinde Barrister once said that work hard and get money that will make the lazy man feel bad. I am constantly reminding myself how my journey in music started and where I am going, so I don’t spend my money on frivolities because I know money is not easy to come by. So, the little I have, I use it well. I invest in my family and assist the needy. I manage my income very well, and this made some people feel bad. You will hear them say, “is he the only one singing?”

During that difficult time, what lesson did you learn?

Sometime ago, a pastor met me in London and said ‘Abass, I know you don’t know me but God sent me to tell you that He was aware of your travails.’ The man told me that God said He allowed those things to happen to me to confuse my detractors, so that they won’t tamper with my life? I held on to that message till now. So now, US, UK, among other places, have become where I can stroll in and out anytime. In fact, I can say I want to go and have fun in London any time. My family is there, and they are the ones God used for me to secure my citizenship.

How did God use them for your?

I have been able to manage my resources very well, which helped me to transfer my family abroad more than 15 years ago. I always sent money to them, investing in them heavily before they moved to London. So, my wife and the kids were those who thought for me. If I had not invested in them a long time ago, I would still be unable to gain entry into England because I was banned for 10 years from entering the country. That was in 2014. Now that I have been given a permanent residential permit, I have visited UK more than eight times. Again, people keep wondering, is the flight ticket so cheap? I have my family there. There is nothing too much to spend to see them. So, for those who believe I want to stay, it’s not true. Last weekend, I left London for Nigeria for a show at Gbagi, Ibadan, which had a massive turnout and more shows have been lined up, some of which I can’t even remember now. It has been back to back from London to Nigeria, to Dublin, and other places.

You have been seen performing in three shows a day with a minimum of six hours each at those shows. Given back to back shows, some people believe you are always under the influence of alcohol. What do you have to say?

In this game, you just have to give your fans what they will always take home and talk about. Energetic performance is in my blood. I didn’t learn music; I have always had it in me. It’s in my lineage. God really loves me that He has given me so much strength such that I can perform for over eight hours on stage. When I go to shows, I just love to entertain the people. For them to have come out to support me, the best I could give them is a great performance. I always want people to talk gleefully about my shows six years after.


People say you are humble and religious. We learnt that your house in Lagos has a mosque, where other residents come to worship every Friday. Are you truly a religious person?
Whoever God has created has a purpose to fulfill. There is nothing God doesn’t know about. Being humble that most people say about me is not pretentious. That’s just the way I am. For those who are not humble, that’s how God created them. But, I thank God for how He created me. That’s why if you say you want to behave like Abass Akande Obesere, it won’t be easy to be who I am. That’s why people often say whom God has created can’t be copied. We are different in nature. You can’t be me and I can’t be you. Yes, people often come to my house every Friday to worship in the mosque. That’s just me. So, people shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. People judge me because of the kind of job I do and what I sing to entertain. People should just understand that when Obesere is on stage, I just do my work because that’s where I get my daily bread from. The real man is inner, not outer. It’s very deep until you see someone portray it. Only God can judge man.

What are your plans for the rest of the year?

My latest studio album entitled Ojurawonlo is still fast-selling. I even heard some people want to pay promoters to stop selling but, God has shut them out. At the same time, I have some hip hop tracks with A-list Nigerian artistes, and more are still coming. You can always check my page on Instagram for constant updates. A hip hop single, Ibaje will be released soon. I am also working on another album on my Europe tour.

What advice do you have for your fans and young ones who want to do what you do?

My advice is that you don’t need to be a musician before you are successful. Just try to be yourself in whatever you have chosen to do and always work smarter. Don’t be discouraged. Be focused.


http://www.reportminds.com/2018/05/i-would-have-been-richer-than-dangote.html?m=1

Cc lalasticlala mynd44 missyb3 fynestboi

goldenval:
Lmao!!.. I like your sense of humor.. shey make i do something? ... Nevermind... Good night

goldenval:
Only fools like you will stake with high scoring leagues.. Please stop quoting me, we are not mate. If you're an expect in gambling you will not the different between high scoring league and low scoring league.

You're now acting like a stupid kid you are. Pls stop mentioning me!!

I don't know why you're having heart attack for me advising ppl not to stake big unless you're an expert!.

goldenval:
Hello Everyone,
I am looking for writers who are bloggers that can write some long articles for me.

This will be a long business opportunity for everyone that will be chosen. Just one person needed in this field.

You will be sending me atleast 4 articles per week. Maybe total of 12 to 15 articles per month.

Main topics to cover are,

Social media
Business,
Tech,
Etc.

Your headline might be

Do you think you can deliver?

Pls send me your writing sample via my email or contact me. bigmoneywebs@gmail.com so we can negotiate your payment.

Thanks

eleojo23:
But it's quite unfortunate that he is working under a clueless president who is surrounded by incompetent people.

Imustreturn:
WhatsApp me nah

Imustreturn:
as far as I still dey business no wahala

forreelinc:
She no even fine sef