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Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Gets 200 Roses From Mr Eazi For Valentine by DaddyKross: 8:18am On Feb 15, 2018
Talklesss:

Bad belle people Shay na coal make him dey dig ni ode oshi


Ok aburo eazi

Awon to to mi nile e ni ode oshi
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Gets 200 Roses From Mr Eazi For Valentine by DaddyKross: 8:09am On Feb 15, 2018
Mtcheew

Eazi Hoeloshi see raw gold, e begin dig.

Na wetin happen to your career go happen to your relationship las las angry
Romance / Re: Finally I Thank God For I Have I Gotten A Job Through A Nairaland User by DaddyKross: 8:27pm On Feb 13, 2018
Congrats bruh.

Nice one Slayer cool

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Romance / Re: “I Want To Be Your New Chick” – Bobrisky Begs Kcee by DaddyKross: 4:57am On Feb 11, 2018
He who the gods are going to kill, they will first make him mad.

Bobrisky is mad

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Religion / Re: "I Don't Pay Tithes To Winners Chapel Anymore" - Lady; Daddy Freeze Reacts by DaddyKross: 8:10pm On Feb 08, 2018
"I don't pay my tithe to winners chapel and it feels so good"


How does this make any sense ? Like e dey sweet her for belle or how ?

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Romance / Re: Pretty Ladies "Liked" My Throw Back Pic - See Screenshot by DaddyKross: 7:40pm On Feb 08, 2018
Tupac level cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady Calls Guy Gay/dully For Not Fucking Her Forcefully After Seen Her Naked(pic by DaddyKross: 5:17pm On Feb 08, 2018
Hehehehe



Fuvk for 5 minutes - Indomie
Fuvk for 30 minutes - Jobless
Force em after saying Stop- Rape
Stop when they say stop - Gay
When you don't approach them - Proud
When you approach them - Scum (Pepper spray)

Which kain life be this ?

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Romance / Re: What Type Of Man Are You? by DaddyKross: 12:04am On Feb 08, 2018
Retired player angry
Celebrities / Re: Iyimide Oluwatosin Gets Car Prize From Ooni Of Ife As Queen Moremi Ajasoro 2017 by DaddyKross: 9:10pm On Feb 07, 2018
Pepsi101:
No be Ooni mistress be this?


You want Ogun to Kemen you abi ? undecided

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Romance / Re: Dating Someone From A 'lower' Social Class? by DaddyKross: 4:18pm On Feb 05, 2018
You dey earn 150k and you are talking about social class

Romance / Re: Rate This Lady For Me.(Fun thread) by DaddyKross: 12:01am On Feb 04, 2018
Why are we rating her nii ? Abi she don turn Aubameyang and Mikhi nii ?
Romance / Re: “God Is Very Foolish” – Nigerian Slay Queens Says On Facebook (photos) by DaddyKross: 3:23pm On Feb 03, 2018
I don't have any problem with the girl, atleast she is not concealing the fact that she is a lunatic.



My problem lies in the foolishness of those that will claim to be sane and still see something reasonable in what the mad slay queen said.

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Literature / Re: The Night Love Died (A short story) by DaddyKross: 10:27am On Feb 03, 2018
Mariangeles:
What a sad story!
Is it a true story?


Yes and No cry
Literature / Re: The Night Love Died (A short story) by DaddyKross: 9:15am On Feb 03, 2018
*Takes off shoes, looks right and left, dust shoes together, packs them under arms and Skraaaah, picks race*


*Music* Kan le, wa sare, kiyamosa, were were, you can only run run run pass Terry G...... *Music*
Literature / The Night Love Died (A short story) by DaddyKross: 9:10am On Feb 03, 2018
The silence in the lecture hall reverbrated loudly, so much that a drop of water to the ground would be heard even as far the school gate. Why wouldn't it be so when it's the most dreaded lecturer that just entered into the hall with no folders in his hands, which automatically implies that he was going to conduct an impromptu test. That has always been Mallam Sanni's signature.

"Get a sheet of paper," he said and that nailed every bit of doubt any one had as to whether he would set the test or not. He picked up the marker, went to the white board and wrote down the questions. For a minute or more, i was astonished and puzzled at the questions. None of the questions looked anything like what i have seen, heard or read about.

"Sir, we haven't been lectured us on any of these topics." A familiar, juicy and succulent voice from the back of the hall spoke out the mind of almost every one of us. I turned around and saw her standing on her feet, staring straight at Mallam Sanni.

"My Tygress," i giggled silently.

Teressa, or Tygress as i fondly call her when i must have done something to irk her or when i need something from her. She is as fearless as the breathe of a dragon and that alone made me fall in love with her right from our year 1 in the school. It's been almost 3 years now and our love has been nothing but a perfect love story admired by almost everyone in the school.

"Say that again." Mallam Sanni finally replied her.

"I said you haven't lectured us on any of these topics you are testing us on." She replied

"Young lady, get out of my class," Mallam Sanni replied calmly albeit with a fierce look that could scare an infant to death. "Now!!!" He screamed this time around, almost bringing down the building but Terresa just stood there unflinched, smiled and then made to leave the hall. I was lost for ideas on what to do, the next thing i saw myself doing was standing up and following Terresa, My Tygress out of the class. Although a stupid thing to do but the glares i got from the rest of the students made me feel proud of myself.

"And where the hell are you going to ?" The lecturer asked me.

"If she is leaving, then i have no reason to stay." I replied and left the class with a loud bang and cheers behind. They all cheered my courage and loyalty to my girlfriend until Mallam Sanni screamed them down.

We spent the rest of that day together in my house jesting at our stupidity and how crazy we both are. We talked all through and didn't realise that night had crawled in on us. It was then too late for her to leave my house for her house because there won't be any bikes to carry her down there although it wasn't that far from my house but the area was believed to be dangerous. We cooked, ate and then continued our gist until sleep knocked us off and we forgot to turn off the generator. I don't know how but the fumes from the generator found a way to the room we were sleeping and before we could say Jack, the room was filled with smoke. We both woke up at the same time and then i quickly ran outside to turn off the generator. I was locking the main entrance door when i heard Terresa coughing profusely inside, i got inside and saw her grasping for breath. She was an asthmatic patient and now she is having an episode that must have been triggered by the smoke from the generator.


"Where's your inhaler ?" I kept on shouting as i held her in my arms.

"It must be in my room, on the bed." She stuttered

Without waiting for a single more second, i grabbed her bag, took out her room key and ran out with the speed of lite. Ran across the streets not minding the danger of being stopped by the dreaded cult boys. I ran with all of my strength, i ran for love. I got to her room, found the inhaler on the bed, picked it up and ran back to my house with my heart beating straight out of my mouth and my breath almost ceasing.

"I got it." I screamed as i barged into the room she was, only to be faced by her body lying lifeless on the ground. At that moment, it seemed like the whole world came crashing down on me, my body felt too heavy for my legs to carry and i fell down on my kneels. I crawled to where she laid, carried her head on my laps as i let go of a loud scream that echoed round the whole city.


That night, a part of me died. That night, love died.

In Loving memory of Terresa; the best i ever had

Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 4:25pm On Jan 31, 2018
Blackhawk01:


That you're looking for it doesn't mean it was never there, you might just have been too blind to notice it...


Lol


I have nothing more to say smiley
Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2018
Blackhawk01:


Maybe, maybe not.


Maybe you know something i don't know then because it beats me how i could have lost what i am looking for.



Blackhawk01:


[s]Naive? Nahhh... He's just a box of confusion.[/s]

undecided
Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 3:53pm On Jan 31, 2018
deturla:


Hmmmn...

Oya DaddyKross, answer this. wink



cheesy grin

Baba i never jam the person wey love me jaare so i haven't lost non.
Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 3:51pm On Jan 31, 2018
Blackhawk01:


And what if you already lost love in the process of acquiring your Benz and getting the Lekki apartment?


Thankfully, i haven't lost it


Have i ?
Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 3:50pm On Jan 31, 2018
alexialin:








[s]Don't mind him, he's so naive.

He thinks life goes the way we plan?
Smhhh
Most times, it doesn't, Daddykross.

And uv cursed a good woman that may come your way when you are settled, then unfortunate and only cursed women will come your way then?
Assuming no love comes your way till then.

Only some people go use their hands and mouth cause problems, heart ache and misfortune for themselves. I pity daddykross. What a huge pity.[/s]


K
Romance / Re: Difference Between Iyàwó And Aya by DaddyKross: 11:22am On Jan 31, 2018
What me i know is that it is God that will punish any lady that will come claim she loves me after i have bought my Benz and my apartment in Lekki


If i don't find love as an hustler, then i will never believe in love.
TV/Movies / Re: Ladies, Which Of The BBNaija Male Contestants Would You Hit On? (Photos) by DaddyKross: 9:05am On Jan 31, 2018
prettyjo:
red velvet in the morning and cherry at night grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Ladies, Which Of The BBNaija Male Contestants Would You Hit On? (Photos) by DaddyKross: 9:04am On Jan 31, 2018
Ginaz:
Cherry morning and night without overdose. grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija 2018: Big Brother’s Voice Makes Nigerians Complain by DaddyKross: 9:07am On Jan 29, 2018
Samusu:
Monitoring Spirits everywhere.

Stupid show, mumu followers, useless contestants, immorality organisers


K


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Romance / Re: When You Grow In Love. by DaddyKross: 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
If you like, stay in a one room apartment with one girl for one year, if she no go like you, she no go like you.



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Romance / Re: Twins In Nairaland Let Meet Hear by DaddyKross: 10:12pm On Jan 28, 2018
Jamariwolff:
wow, I'm so sorry.
Your twin must be soooooooooo ugly.



Lol. Guy you don go back to your main grin
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by DaddyKross: 2:42pm On Jan 28, 2018
#Team_____


Who's gon win my heart ?
Celebrities / Re: Asa Asika Meets DJ Cuppy's Father, Femi Otedola (Photo) by DaddyKross: 11:07am On Jan 28, 2018
This girl just dey broadcast my future food to every Tom, Dicck and Bobrisky angry


When will we finally meet and get married
Romance / Re: Twins In Nairaland Let Meet Hear by DaddyKross: 6:50am On Jan 28, 2018
I am a Twin.

My name is Peter and Paul sad
Celebrities / Re: Doro Mama (tiwa) Spotted Between Two Richest Musicians In The World by DaddyKross: 6:47am On Jan 28, 2018
Twirelex:
f**k jayZ, f**k diddy. bitch ass niggaz..


west side for life


For 2018 ?

Smh

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