Someone asked "Who is the greatest Nigerian ever ?"


Well, now you have your answer.


Maheeda, saving masturbators since 19gbongbonran

Luizkid:
Is it only me that think the pix looks like Yemi Alade?

Yes, na only you.

Leave Maryjane before you start seeing Beyonce in Smileys

Tola Quickie

Do not for a minute be the one wearing the skirt.

Stay in charge, always



Examples of Wearing the skirt

1

Tadeknkeepcalm:
If she says that it is zee world we are watching this night just accept like that, don't dare argue.

E better make you marry ashawo pass make you marry that kain girl.

MhisTahrah:
They've used this one's destiny to fry akara at a T-junction.

Akara elepo

This stupid albino should shut the fuvvk up already. He knows how to question anything related to Pastors but when i went to his IG page to ask questions, he blocked my asss off.


Bloody hypocrite.

The fear of Twitter

Let me goan dust my old Twitter acct

Who will follow me

Estharfabian:
You aren't?


I'd have to check with 'Other' feminists.

Not good

TIDDOLL:
όλα καλά


あなたは大丈夫だろう

True talk bruh. Really helpful

Estharfabian:


I'm watching you....

You see I'm no longer an Anti-feminist ?

Na so so men full this thread


Why

Elparaiso:
When I propose, make ona use Nairaland big boy for me abeg.

As e be say everybody na big boy.

If you are Nairaland big boy, wetin we go kan call Seun ?

Estharfabian:

Hey Stranger

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Rokiatu
Fynestboi
Obinnau
Rihanna
Obasanjo
Jonathan
Anybody that can give this girl life ban, i hereby summon you. As if Mamagee and Onila is not enough, you now want to come and disturb our lives here.


Imposicant.

Happy anniversary to you guys.

Wait, which anniversary sef

Sparkle777:


#TeamCelibate

Team mate

A man doesn't vibrate when women are vibrating, let alone a Bobrisky.


You fall hands

Ebios:
Guy,kill that trash...
Is it not worth correcting?
Why will ladies be forming for something two parties enjoy?
...n to ask for money!She is a LovePeddler.simple.

Oh my gawd how many times will i say this ? He is not a She for Zechariah's sake

onstelly:

Ha why

Because she no dey with me right now as i dey hunger

sexybbstar:

Ekun oko Aisha

Ekun lo n kesi

Sparkle777:


Haba, Bobrisky cannot speak or write fluent English. Am sure a woman wrote it. Tbh, I don't support sex outside marriage but since ppl have bastardized it and men easily forget abt ladies they ve slept with then its not unfair if she collects money. Be it the taking out or outright purchase of her needs. Point is,she has to exact something to make her feel "not used".

In other news, you can do the same or you do it already ?

Talius:


You don reach here? �

Odogwu Nwanne

sexybbstar:
The guy's looks shows he has passed through several ladies yet he found happiness in a midget.

#lovecanmovemountains

Oshey, seer

Pepper them gang


Mtcheew

Is it your money ?

If i carry you go Elegushi, my guy, you go love Lagos ooh

Ok ?

Mr English was a good man but he was killed by a trigger-happy police.


Extracts from Lifeofpolice

jaksmillioniar:
i dont tink u av ever luv a woman before God bless happy friday to u

Ditto baba.

Safiaa:
Can't fall in love with this generation of nonsense lol

Fia

jaksmillioniar:
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Baba bloggist, i dey with you