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I finished in one of the fgc's. One werey day, i scaled fence to the female hostel during jss3 extension. I told some set of girls in class I would come visiting during the day.
As I enter there, omo Na so so nipppple. I had a boner all through. After too much pressing n nonsense, "Mrs Ranti is coming " someone exclaimed! I couldn't get out, I just had to sleep on one bunk n pretend as a female. na so I push my small yansh outside like woman. My heart was beating af! The werey porter got to my side and said" ewo bi obirin shey'n sun bi aja" meaning: see as woman dey sleep like dog. Laugh almost kill me for there.
I stayed there till early morning with my small stiff preq.
Funny thing is I still keep contact with all those girls that day. All of them are married with great children.

Lmao!!! Jokes apart, I served in calabar and I noticed too.

Bombastically00:
Good morning

I'm a United fan. I dey troll dem ni o

For swift traveling.

Edoziesmart:
How old are you? Don't be shy to tell me

Someone asked reasonable questions here to seek for an advice. And what an undergraduate teenager like you have to comment about this important thread, was this crap stuff you wrote up there.

Children of indomie generation won't stop amazing me with their stu_pid mentality.

I pray your children have that same stupid mentality!!!! If you can't get a common joke. Kill yourself already!

Use D money play 2odds. Buy 8 million naira suya.

saheedbadmus:
That's bad.. why slap him when u can simply tell him to stay aside.. well thank God it's been recorded.Alhaji needs to apologize asap or else d dude can sue him for assault .. in Nigeria the powerful and rich people oppress the poor and less privileged.. God av Mercy on the poor..



When having a party always have it at the back of your mind that security is very important.. let our well trained and equipped Bouncers secure your events withing Lagos and neighboring states at an affordable rate.. our Bouncers can handle crowd and can withstand all kind of situatio..

all these bouncers wey get 3 months Belle.

eduman365:
Oga is he doing it for free? At least they're creating employment for him... And if u don't agree, at least don't blame me na.

lol, no be so my man. Not blaming you.

"How far" Android dey Greet you.

eduman365:
The guy wearing the sanitiser has a duty to ensure everyone uses the hand sanitiser before entering the office. So if they try to ignore using it, he goes to them directly and makes sure they use it, whereas an ordinary dispenser would just sit there...

It's a smart way to ensure everyone uses hand sanitisers if you ask me...

smart indeed! Only if you were the man standing all day!

Football ain't mathematics. Liverpool will win with handicap. Feel free to quote me before and after this match.

Hmmm, more than a quarter of them in these pictures do drugs. That's the Irony.

Not so long oh. Wetin I wan use masturbate

seunlayi:
how long is long?

any LONG peniis

E good nah.

Babes, na only you chop that Eba finish??

I love this guy...

Conji just dey catch me since.

God no save you. Na your sperm finish.

You need to sleep inside freezer for two months

Play 2odds and buy 9million naira suya

That's not a snake, it's a rabbit.

They moan scripturally. Oh Lord of heaven your rod is like the staff Moses used to part the red sea. Path me Yh! Oh Yh! Yeeeeea. I'm arriving! I'm arriving the holies of holes. I just arrived!

After you would carry third class upper graduate. Face your book Oga!

Wow! I'm really Interested. Please how much is the insecticide on the stairs

iphi:
ok yea I see why people are scared, she's from Indonesia, I will not even put this here if she's Nigerian

well, the ball dey your court Sha. You can try.

Why not! Shebi you don get another job? Naija ladies aren't so smart.

If your preq too is like tiger battery, say hi!!!

Op, no lie, na your pikin abi?

Asquare84:
See pepper soup

I get the video.

Ft??

You're doing well.