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Who see this animal now go say see a gentle human being e no go know say na demon himself.

Tuehhh

Where are those with an opposing view?

Oya make una come counter with pictorial evidence o

Na Real Madrid Estate him dey control.

Hell In View...

That's her message to potential hell raisers...

nairavsdollars:
Abujai thought VIO is only in Lagos

In fact, Abuja own dey so bad sotey even when I dey outside Abuja inside vehicle wey be say no be me Dey Drive, once I see dem my heart dey cut.

I kolo pass dem o but you must first humble

From what I've learnt, they aren't under FG's payroll so they are hustle their own salary however...crazy I must say.

tegafej:
This guy is on his way to win grants worth millions of dollars from international donors with this bold move!

Na only you understand the work wey dey ground jare


That guy don hammer..

lin3r2:
I picked a rider from Allen to lekki County home last night and the ride was a quite one and I made sure it was like that. Rider entered my car and sat at the back. I greeted her the first time, I didn't hear a response, I greeted her the second time, still didn't hear any audible sound that looked like she was responding. I turned and greeted her loudly this time that she was forced to answer but at that point I wished I hadn't turned to greet her because her shirt was loosed and all her boobs were just all over the place. I just quickly shook that picture off my head literally and told myself I will never look back at her to ask anything. While on the trip, this lady sat in the car as if she was in her parlour. How I knew was when her clawy toe nails touched my elbow while it was resting on the arm rest/clove compartment. Na there I turn back out of shock and being startled only to see say my sister don open leg here and there with her left leg on the arm rest and right knee pushing on the front passengers seat to keep her balanced and boobs still everywhere.

I wanted to tell her to put her legs down and sit appropriately, but when I remembered how things like this had escalated to something else from other drivers experience, I just told myself that it wasn't worth it. Moreover I may not see this lady again.

Na so I cool myself down and avoided any issues that could have sprung up.
Ended trip and it was 4400. Lady paid via transfer and thanked me.

While every Fibre in me was screaming SHE IS A PROSTITUTE I quickly silence that voice because whether you like it or not, I am not on this platform to be judgemental. I only drive because I love it and to earn some extra income even while I pray for my own car to come my way.

So my fellow drivers, this is what I have learnt in my little time of driving on uber.

1. If you are not comfortable with a ride you've already accepted kindly and politely tell the rider.
2. From my experience, rudeness of riders starts from the phone conversation but it is up to you to season your response with salt so as to calm her before you get to her. Works for me everytime.
3. Always ask them for their preferred route o. This one dey cause wahala well well. Even with the male riders. If traffic dey where dem dey tell you to take use Google map show them say that place red and why. Works for me usually.
4. Never expect your riders to always be nice that's not your entitlement. But by asking this question "How's your day going?" you will know if your rider will be nice or not and it will do two things for you.
It will let you know the state of the rider and also force him or her to respond to you which in turn will let you know if the rider is open to conversation or not. BTW, they'll know when you ask sincerely and that's how conversation starts.
5. I personally prefer transfer to cash payment as it makes it easy for me to save and not spend cash any how on petrol and food.
Last but not least as much as I can remember, don't drive on Uber with the mindset of "this is my car" because it will rob you off your professionalism. You are providing a service and hence you should be worth your service. If you see yourself as a "common Uber driver" it will affect how you handle your riders.

May the Good Lord prosper us in this hustle and keep us safe even as we enter the festive period.
Be safe guys and remember that your life is worth more than your daily target.

Disclaimer: the post above and the tips are just my experience and what I have been using that has been working for me. It might not be accurate and may not apply to some drivers. I stand corrected but still stand on what I belive works for me. Bless up guys

Love you with the love of the Lord bro.

Na me you describe here...

Perkins1:
Radiator seem fine sir. The car overheats when I use AC at the highest most times.

Uncap your radiator, turn on the engine and look out for the water bubbling. If it doesn't, water pump should be the culprit.

Solacemk:
I've been in love with a lady that i'll soon marry. We've never had sex, and she claimed she's a virgin. Pls how did will i confirm that on our first night? I don't want to go to the hospital for a test.. please i need your suggestions m thanks.

Op edit the subject to reflect "will"

Perkins1:
My car dey overheat even with the fans working well.

Please what could be the case?

Water pump, a clogged radiator or a leaking one.

Leet's see the engine bay. How's the ac?

FrLukas:
Sane military? What's the business of the military with governance of a nation?

Nigeria has never had a sane military, even till now.

I hear you sir.

Honestly thought Mobolaji Johnson was a Military man.

Okay nice one....

Na when better breeze go blow all those panel wey dem dey use to scam these days comot una go see fawool nyansh.

Cosmetic

Who no get one single block for ground dey laugh who build one room.

Old soja

This was when Nigeria had a sane military having just come out from the colonialist's cacoon.

Niger been get sense before, but today everything don yamutu.

Those guys can be so annoying especially the Abuja ones...

They disgust me to no end because of their overzealousness and high handedness.

The military and other paramilitaries have nothing on them according to how they view themselves.

Awww

R.I.P funny man

Abeg wetin be the meaning of this man office and wet in dem dey do for there??

Asking for a friend...

To what end??

Abeg free mama from this your early-stage schizo Mekus abeg...

Congratulations on your newborn and wife.

nitigriti:
This is the most intelligent post on this thread today.
#logicalreasoning

Let the wolves begin attacking me.

You know when some people already have this over bloated ego/air of importance coupled with how they themselves see a taxi driver as a "nobody", they tend to be quick and alert to going on the defensive/offensive at even the slightest of innocent comments or demeanour. The next thing you'd hear is "is it because you see me driving a cab''?

Lose it man and always keep an open mind. You'd meet the cultured, unculutured and genetically nasties as in every profession. It isn't always because you are a taxi man...with the fact that you think your job is looked upon condescendingly probably because you do so yourself, at the back of your mind, every innocent utterance becomes a suspect and one you begin to give unnecessary flesh...

See their faces like akpu wey dem match

Lazy dumbfuckss

"That's why you are a taxi driver" could have simply meant: picking me up shouldn't be a problem.

Abi na my head no correct?

Holding no brief for rude riders but we mustn't be too quick to lump every or read unnecessary meanings to every statement due to already built up prejudices...

Life na jeje

Call me a taxi driver, I go show you my ID to confirm say you no make mistake.

Who get time to look Uche face...

Edo village people send you go America to go form Tupac at this your age sotey you forget say your kpali never done come go beat who suppose help you tell your village people ntoor....

Who do you this kind thing guy?

Your beans don done well...

Come back and let's climb the next level staircase together...we never too go far for the climbing...

See him nose...him name suppose be Nosa, who give am Andrew.

E resemble person wey still dey live for Upper Sakponba...

He's even cuter than some babes and bob the builder when he first started and was disgraced like this, but where is he today? Bob can conveniently feed everyone that humiliated him at the start of his okiri hustle...what a life.

Bob and his movement keep gaining grounds on a daily sadly....

So una know say God dey exist...

Oya bring your face come...God send me to deliver you small slap...

Yeye people...

No work until 2023..

Atiku haf cum and go...

Ikenna351:
Fg

Mr. Lion, na how much?

If na Ekuke na, just throwey shiit for one corner dem go rush the shiiit forget you..

Na the 1.8bn house ceiling be that

Nonsense and gorimapa

Great story with loads of life lessons to boot.

I thank God for humility and refusing to look or talk down on anyone.

Life is big...

I hear say this Governor like egusi soup well well...

Hmmm

Akpabio concentrate him entire ministry on NDDC. It says a lot.

This aunty Joy ready activate her village people to make dem forget to unseat her...

Who no like money,?

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