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Business › Re: Tony Elumelu's Daughter, Oge, Steals The Heart Of Instagram Users by daddytime(m): 4:21pm On Aug 22, 2019
Very beautiful, humble, well-behaved, unassuming and down to earth daughters of a billionaire.

You'd never suspect they were Tony's daughters.

Was seated close to them at the recently concluded TEFforum at Transcorp when Tony was speaking and was like " I'm sure my daughters are here in the audience". And yes they were seated in a corner listening with rapt attention just like everyone else with no air of over importance around them.

Nice family and a rare gem Tony is...

He is indeed a blessing to Africa.

You needed to see youths from other African countries hugging him and crying, telling him their inability to converse properly in English was hindering them from asking him " how he came about thinking to put aside 100m USD for African youths.

Very touching.

I pray God to help me beat Tony's record.
Car Talk › Re: List Of 24 Cars You Should Never Buy By Nigerian Twitter User (Photos) by daddytime(m): 3:24pm On Aug 22, 2019
One of the most educative threads.... well-done AutoJoshNG an the original op
Politics › Re: Minister Of Niger Delta, Akpabio Resumes Work One Hour After Swearing-in (photo) by daddytime(m): 2:38pm On Aug 22, 2019
Garrieveryday:
You are cracking me up big time. Life is a very funny place. Filled with ups and downs.
Life is never smooth...
Romance › Re: ‘I Want To Become A P0rn Star’ , Slay Queen Declares Uploads Nudde Photos by daddytime(m): 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
...i put it to you that you have masturbated with her yet to cum pornos kiss kiss d truth
Lol...

I used to masturbate with Stella pomade. Do you know Stella pomade? Very oily, fragrance-free and smooth as silk. Vaseline got nothing on it and e no dey pepper for prick.
Crime › Re: California Hotel Cook Plots Mass Shooting In Hotel, Arrested With Heavy Weapons by daddytime(m): 2:35pm On Aug 22, 2019
southniyikaye:
Canada nko?
Canada still make sense
Romance › Re: ‘I Want To Become A P0rn Star’ , Slay Queen Declares Uploads Nudde Photos by daddytime(m): 9:53am On Aug 22, 2019
Durry nyansh...

I no go watch not to talk of do for free sef
Politics › Re: What A Country by daddytime(m): 6:37am On Aug 22, 2019
This is wonderfully wonderful
Crime › Re: California Hotel Cook Plots Mass Shooting In Hotel, Arrested With Heavy Weapons by daddytime(m): 6:00am On Aug 22, 2019
This would have been disastrous for sure.

I say....give me Yankee kpali plus million dollars to go settle in the US..i no gree.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh, Regina Daniels, Wale Jana, & "More" Attends COZA For Thanksgiving by daddytime(m): 5:20am On Aug 22, 2019
Wey that Bubu toothpick picture?

Na so God go just siddon dey observe Toto aswear...

But come o...e be like say dem no allow Alex near COZA na him picture you for see for this report.
Politics › Re: Minister Of Niger Delta, Akpabio Resumes Work One Hour After Swearing-in (photo) by daddytime(m):
Keyamo just weak like dodo

The guy tire for him life.

If na another regime this kind thing happen now...you for see am for Sunrisedaily tomorrow with that him Peter Obi voice dey yarn wet in the law talk about this kain tin.

Life funny sha but it is well

At all at all na Im bad pass

Instead wey full cow go lost na to cut him tail take do peppersoup.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Sues Woman Who Won Lottery For $10m Because She Refused to Donate by daddytime(m): 8:08pm On Aug 21, 2019
Tif...you no know where dem dey sell scratch card?
Health › Re: Yaba Psychiatric Doctors' Strike Enters Fourth Week by daddytime(m): 8:05pm On Aug 21, 2019
No wonder mad people come boku for street and nairaland.

So those doctors sef escape enter town...

Lord have mercy....
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 3 Yahoo Boys In Benin (Photos) by daddytime(m): 8:00pm On Aug 21, 2019
All these hungry thieves wey dey use Lexus, Mercedes and Venza disturb people peace from Ugbor to Amagba.

All of dem go gather for Tony Kabaka hotel dey make their rubbish noise.

Dundee Uniteds

Microsoft Engineers from Nigeria's silicon Valley.

Fintech specialists..
Romance › Re: Help A Kongified Divorced Man!!! by daddytime(m): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2019
He should go and buy Naira Marley's Soapy CD then stop at the closest supermarket to buy Lux or Joy soap.

He should make sure the joy soap has the picture of that black pretty Joy that used to play with her leg while skimply dressed on the wrapper. Na so e been be when we dey grow up i no come know wether she don give her life to Christ now.

You fit still ask the supermarket people weather dem get Stella pomade. That one get oyel, smooth and e no get anything wey go pepper your prick.

He shouldn't waste vaseline oh...he should just put the cd on and start doing soapy soapy...

Thank you.
Travel › Re: Lady Gets Deported For Traveling With The New Nigerian Passport (Photos) by daddytime(m): 7:49pm On Aug 21, 2019
What a shame.

It seems we are gradually tilting off the world map after all.

Confidently seated on the precipice.
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Becomes Patron Of 60Goals Soccer Stars Project (Photos) by daddytime(m):
OlakunleVictusObi


I no wan hear plenty grammar tomorrow about BEC....Business Email Compromise.

This midget Alex get skoin skoin for head a swear.

Na zillionaire....


FBI dey come...

E be like say na Fulham wey dey Lebanon or Afghanistan Alex dey talk about.

Yeye boy....
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Looks Effortlessly Stunning In New Photos by daddytime(m):
Una go dey throwey grammar wey una no sabi anyhow.

You know the meaning of effortlessly?

She for effortlessly snap picture without makeup for that face wey be like ologbo face...

If dem use knife scrape that face, the.kain peanut butter wey dem go pack comot go reach KFC take serve sandwich for one full week.
Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by daddytime(m): 2:03pm On Aug 21, 2019
BankyGee:
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10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken
Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal
Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week
Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go
Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger
Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work
Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor
Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming
Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt
Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back
Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened

Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo

TO BE CONTINUED
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Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill APC Vice Chairman In Rivers State (graphic Photo) by daddytime(m): 1:55pm On Aug 21, 2019
Bloodland
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Uche Ogah Assigned Ministerial Portfolio by daddytime(m): 1:48pm On Aug 21, 2019
Butshiiittt

I would have politely declined....

Thanks, but no thanks...
Politics › Re: Congo President Nabbed While Trying To Ship Country's Gold To A Western Bank by daddytime(m):
Apes....

The Negro's DNA is hugely and genetically corrupt.
Politics › Re: Dr. Onyeama Chased Away From Nigeria Embassy In Vienna Austria- Video by daddytime(m): 5:51am On Aug 21, 2019
They should stay in Nigeria to grow and better Nigeria or enjoy the shitty mess like everyone else.

Where dem dey run go.

I go send una Orji Uzor Kalu Itinerary make una waylay am for airport bundle am back for the aircraft to come back.
Health › Re: My Head Is Getting Bald And It Is Making Me Feel Depressed,pls Help! by daddytime(m):
Go plant hair put for the head na...

Na climate change and global warming dey happen for your head. #savetheearth

Joke bro, sorry bout your predicament.
Wished you had money like Rooney
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Who Built An Oil Company With Mayweather's Retirement Networth($1b) by daddytime(m): 6:35pm On Aug 20, 2019
Meeting you at the top soon and to be a bigger giver than you.

So help me God.
Crime › Re: More Pictures Of Notorious Kidnapper After His Arrest By The IRT by daddytime(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2019
Lol

Your fallen comrades must be smiling at this.

Well done for recapturing the neanderthal.
Celebrities › Re: Mike Tyson's Abandoned Ohio Mansion Set To Become A Church(Photos) by daddytime(m): 5:28am On Aug 20, 2019
Change is the only constant thing in life..
Crime › Re: Woman’s Body Recovered In Makurdi Isn’t Rape Victim — Police by daddytime(m): 5:18am On Aug 20, 2019
Nonsense statement.

What concrete cause of death do you have for the public while refuting these claims?

Dumbos
Politics › Re: Lawan, Ngige, Others Visit Ekweremadu After Attack (Photos) by daddytime(m): 5:02am On Aug 20, 2019
Lol...

Lawan: Aki (Ngige) when you sef go go eat new yam for Germany?

Aki (Ngige): Listen to me Aboki, new yam o, old yam o...infact pounded yam and cocoyam. Anything yam I no dey eat again. You no see Ekwe wey stand here, na God of yam save am. Na condolence visit we for dey here for so.

Ekwe: Smiling sheepishly...yes, my brother. Na true o. Na God save me say i still sabi run small. In fact those old men wey whooze me dey vex say dem still dey under cold for Europe because of us at their age.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Celebrates His Friend For Buying $325k 2019 Rolls Royce Cullinan (vid) by daddytime(m): 9:42pm On Aug 19, 2019
I hope you don't get ObInvectus soon by FBI
Politics › Re: Mustapha Abubakar And Salihu Yakasai Have Dinner Together (Photo) by daddytime(m): 9:36pm On Aug 19, 2019
The Obidiently Atikulating Cumin and Saibabarians here dey busy dey insult themselves and their papa...
Politics › Re: Photo Of Ekweremadu As He Arrives Nigeria From Germany After IPOB Attack by daddytime(m):
Just see the mouth wey dem take dey chop our yams.

Nigerian yam no reach you...you wan go chop Nazi yam.

You get luck.

Next time when you hear yaaaa.....you go run four forty before you hear the remaining...am..

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