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Na so...

Dem don mature well

Op

Do you mean inspirational talks?

What are you instigating the kids to do with your talks?

I'm confused..

May his soul R.I.P

I won't miss Sunrise daily for anything tomorrow morning...i need to hear the Maupes and Chamberlains take on this current gbege

OV or UNDER??

Very demonic terms...don't Bleep with them o

In fact...

Gargantuan gbege of enormous proportion.

You don't want any insults you said?

My dear brother and friend, the honest truth is that, in this very case you have narrated here, no truth will come off without the semblance of an insult and you know why? Because the honest truth is always bitter and of course not what you'd expect to hear.

Now, my brother, however you look at it, try to spin it, color or sugar-coat it, you have committed the greatest infraction of all both in all the books and against the natural law of justice.

You have allowed yourself get carried away by ojukokoro, and coveting what belongs to another man, and this my friend doesn't always bode well. I don't know how, but the repercussions are often best left unexperienced.

No matter how much this Jezebel could have led you on this evil and self-immolation lane, the onus of keeping her at bay and not falling for her shenanigans wholly lied on you, a case in which you came out with a huge f9.

I enjoyed the beginning of your narrative with the vivid description about your past life, sexual prowess, and how you slayed them queens (including potential destiny altering queens).

You might have a limited understanding to some of these issues, but bro, you just could have been doing a bit of a time (as per your procreation challenge) for your past reckless life and by what time you were almost getting out of the woods and done doing your time you had carelessly allowed a Jezebel yet into your life to set you back once again.

The truth about life is that most times we get so so close to our Eldorados but out of sheer inexperience, lack of self-restraint and carelessness often set ourselves notches back to ground zero an attitude I am also guilty of.

I don tire to type, but bro...thread with caution, call yourself back to order and get your head straight.

Wish you well going forward and pray you make the right decisions.

Na now Abdul Kareem Idris suppose release that him popular jam.

Nijeriya jaga jaga...

He should hop into the studio and do a good remix of it ASAP, he just might get nominated for a grammy because the jam will be so relevant to the times we live in right now.

Just imagine...

I feel like tearing up like seriously.

This man served Nigeria and forgot to serve himself.

Is this toddler the said kid? So so sad.

Just check out a whole DCP's couch..to tell you how poorly catered for by the government our service personnel are.

This country is indeed the origin of demorlization and de-motivation.

What a way to live and die...

Sometimes I just feel this Islamic style of sharp sharp interment go don make dem bury so many unconscious people alive.

Dem for still try wait till tomorrow small na..perhaps he just could kick back to life.

Just thinking out loud here

R.I.P DCP

Dubai shiit eating instagrampreneur.

I'm sorry, but that's what comes to my mind every time I see her mouth.

The rat na Nigerian politician. Dem no dey use nose smell money make dem no chop am...

We go catch una like this rat one day

The hustle is real...

Desperation at its best...

Hmmm

Na this one dem dey call for betnaija.

Avoidable waste of lives...

Condolences to their respective families...

Hmmm

Very funny...

Fighting another man over a woman who lacks an atom of respect for you.

Instead of you to have sought a corner to check in for a sober reflection to ascertain how she got to that stage in your relationship if you were the problem or she was a bitchh by default.

Some men dey make me vex I no fit lie.

If na me, she go tire for her life..

Where is the fire that was opened?

Don't you see how fire is opened on the Shite threads?

Ashraf123:
This really got me laughing out loud like a crazy person. Your baby is so so adorable, may God continue to protect and guide her ways.
Honestly I can relate o but now its history and we thank God for his mercy. You've got a really cute baby I must say!

Thanks so much sister...

Haram 2.0 loading.

Na to jeje pack my load from this Abuja face my village straight.

I'm just gone speechless.

No be everything wey dey mind mouth dey yarn if not ehn...

She seems to have her facts right men...

Go Kemoo

Preciouschinwe:
OP are you a comedian ?

For where...

DameB:
abegiiii na madam gene

Lol...thats why I call them mini me's

youmour:
Hello father in law

Britishcoins:
Is this Nigeria?

LOL

How is your baby?

Very well sir, thanks.

DameB:
You have pretty kids o, even the new baby is turning out to be a cutie

Lol...my gene solid o

If I say some are already working at the villa now they'll start attacking me.

If na me be Buhari ehn...

Na I go personally administer bulala for this guy for bringing my government and name to public ridicule.

You go fear unguarded utterances na

No everything wey enter head mouth suppose dey spew come out

Lol

Hanty Kemi over to you.

You go trend by faya by force

Nigeria wonder African Magic Lagos.

FRSC won't see this...

Serious risk to himself and other road users.

When you are very sure you have the FG's backing, there'd be no mountain to high for you to attempt a surmounting.

We need to be watchful of fake news meant to whip up sentiments and heat up the polity as well

joylegacie7:
New Meme

"God Please as i wake up i don't want to see my self in Nigeria again"

Hahaha...

She no even wan hear the name...Nigeria...

And this ragtag demon will be accorded a presidential handshake.

Person wey dem suppose decapitate to use as an example to his likes.

Well, previous events in the country do show say thuggery and banditry pays and is the best way to attract government attention.

WenysAD:
When God says children are a gift from heaven, the fruit of the womb a reward, he wasn't joking. If most parents saw the master plan of God for their children, abortion and child death cases would have been on the low

My prayer is for God to visit every family and mine hoping for this gift in no distant time

Your baby is a blessing not only to you and your family but to the world at large. As a lover of children, please send my kisses to her

Awww thanks so much, sister...

Sage says...yank you auntieee