₦airaland Forum

What a man can do.....complete the sentence.

This is not a slay queen by mouth or on instagram...this is a killer momma.

Enjoy your retirement in jail..

Wow...

This is a drop in the ocean though compared to what the corporation could realise but still impressive.

If only we would do away with the culture of waste and embezzlement, I see no reason why our citizens would be running away to go slave off and indulge in shady means of survival in countries world over.

Just imagine receipts from Customs, FIRS and NNPC alone...

Nigeria shall be great again...I'm a hopeless optimist in my one and only country.

May God bless and heal my land including her citizens..

Waste of school fees...

Hmm...

Cook from hell.

But madam wetin busy you sotey you need cook to dey cook for your husband.

Are you are according to Zebrudaya

Konji dwy mad..

Slim shadys no get who dey look them because of economy not to talk of you wey fit chop a whole football team food.

Your condition is very well understood.

FFK...

The original portability...

I love the guy hustling acumen though...everyday he sings a new song of praise. Don't be surprised when he gets rewarded for his sonorous canary voice someday.

It's seriously tough to be married to a high maintenance like Precious without a job in sight...the next four years will definitely seem like eternity before your very eyes and enough to humble you into bleating from both sides of the mouth for recognition qnd survival sake.

Kudo Femi...

Mosquitoes and insects seem to be more immuned to sniper than humans these days.

What's all these flagrant abuse of substance and life all about?

Kasala...he must be wishing the ground would open and just swallow him up from embarrassment.

There was an incident with Ronaldo too recently and this should mean that, most good strikers are certainly not good with their hands and thus no human is perfect.

One must suffer for the other to thrive.

Life nuggets

Very adorable cute girl with that ' je ne se qua' attitude of a natural diva already...

Timaya....keep watching your back bro...what goes around..lol

Tobimillar1:
You for just write this thing in pidgin . I really cant comprehend this jargon after reading it twice

This is the latest engish from these garage illiterate Bloggers we have around. How they conjure these tripes still baffles me.

I don't waste my time reading their bullocks anymore just to save and retain my sanity.

Lazy youths indeed.

Just to construct a readable and comprehensible English o...na im dem don dey use software for.

Very sorry situation.

owolabi5:
Wetin man pikin go do, Most people sell their cars with the for sale firmly fixed to their moving vehicles. I can testify to many such sales. However this is Naija country - wey no dey respect people hustle.

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All I have to say to this image is...wow....

God is indeed great...

Dem collect better Ramsden Kareem

Mcy56:

It shows that's the common practice there and people are just fed up of such tr.a.s.h.
I wish Christians could just wake up and start shunning them just like that.

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Let's just hope the impetus to begin to say no to some cheap blackmails using the bible as a reference point is being birthed.

Mcy56:
This cracked me up

Very stubborn congregation. Dem go say this guy no know say na Bubu still dey rule abi him no dey see Mercy land pastor for tv?

We die here...

Hmmm

He has a big God and a super mentor.

Na sharp sharp the alcohol clear for the guy eye....

Singing:

I for don marry o ogogoro na you do me so....

Judesfixedgame6:
Read below it

Your life shall continuall remain below for people to look at and read your obituary below...

Nitwits

This is catastrophic. The better rain never even start yet o...

May God protect everyone...

hopexter:
Say no more bro, it's obvious you're not a lazy Nigerian

Hahahahaah

hopexter:
The time used in typing this is enough to weed stubborn grasses of your cassava plantation sir.

You are very correct bro. I weeded saturday and today. Sunday is rest day.

MobilityExpress:
Exactly, if it can happen with banks, then which yeye shares is safe? If it's not shares of multinational oil companies like Mobil, Total, or FMCG like Nestle, Nigerian Breweries, or government-backed Monopoly like Dangote Sugar etc, then forgerrit, you're playing kalo kalo with your money. Tomorrow now, you will hear, because MTN did not do something something or MTN did something something, NCC fines them fresh $4billion, then share prices will crash . Nigerian Stock Exchange = computerized baba ijebu . Many people have been burnt badly. Only few achieved. The system is bad and the country's economic blueprint is unreliable. The best investment so far in Nigeria is property. Real estate owners are the real MVPs of investment profit making in this country

Succinct.

MobilityExpress:
Only a matter of time MMM part 2 loading

Wetin banks do me mid 2000s I no go forget. Still got some of the worthless shares at hand.

This scam bubble go still burst..trust me

Like for like change..no problem.

Hmm

Na so revolution take dey start.
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The congregation were like, anything wey wan happen make e happen today. Enough of all these threats.

I know say na waffi e go be..

The guy forget say na austerity government we get.

Even the ultra-bleached Ghanaian still looks Ghanaian.

Kudos

You see your life?

So you carry person pikin give am belle for four months before you fit gather your mod salary to do wedding?

Which church you dey go?

Dem no dey preach abstinence before marriage for ya church? Lol

Congratulations ...

selemo:
You are a real black man...Barbaric race.

Thanks Pink race...

Mmm meeeeeehhhhh

The real African dwarf goat.