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Such a cute baby..

The useless biatch could do the crime while hollering "eff me harder" but can't do the time of caring for a baby...

If person decree barreness on her womb now dem go say person wicked.

Foolish "murder"..

CaptainMarvel:
21st-23rd may.
International conference center
you can Chechen the website for more info
www.nyees.org.ng

I am thinking of putting up a 2-5 people team

Great...will go through...much thanks mate

GBOKASINCHA:
no be kelvin pam naaa na katung naa

Oow okay

Na true oo..

Legend Extra Stout...e dey shack well well pass Guinness stout.

Oponu

Abi you sef dey do pressing on the side Egberipapa? You better cool down o..

Can someone here please be kind enough to fill me in on the sort of language these yeye bloggers write in. Do they use sites like altavista or google translate to translate from their local dialects to English?

The matter dey worrisome and is not potraying news reporting from Nigeria in a good light at all.

Which kain wahala come be all this one?

Failed election swallow the money...

CaptainMarvel:
Hi there
is There anyone here who'll be attending the Nyees Entrepreneur Summit in Abuja?

When is the summit coming up and where in Abuja?

Only in Nigeria...

Our Judicial and legal system is indeed the bane and the bedrock of the calamity our nation is...

EddyNumerouno:
Dude is at home probably smoking a joint. Self defense bro. She attacked first

I understand jare...some babes can be so caustic in manners and tongue for shizzle..

Wow...congratulations girl

It wil be a huge task readjusting after marriage and settling.

Let's hope you can turn the switch back on before hubby begin see wife material in your househelp.

Ah ah na...kilo wa le to bayiii Ubi

Someone can not play with you again?

BABSSSOO:
probably not, she spat on him, before the guy gave it to her.... that could pass for provocation.

Very silly and yucky of the babe...disgusting

ladiesreject:
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Abeg share the link, cos I don search front page tire I no see something like that

The mods have taken the thread down obviously..

Eyaaa but look at you today being called "Nigeria's Oprah Winfrey".

She's got her pop's mouth though...

Lucky Katung

Wow...very cute kids.

It indeed pays to get hitched to beauties especially when we know we are deficient in that department just to help our blood-lines and save them from ridicule.

Just look at Akpos mouth and face wey dey bless am yanfu yanfu so...

Life is huge...

This is so cool and touching.

God bless you guys Google for remembering this selfless legend of ours.

Keep resting on the learned one.

This is so cool and touching.

God bless you guys Google for remembering this selfless legend of ours.

Keep resting on the learned one.

This is so cool and touching.

God bless you guys Google for remembering this selfless legend of ours.

Keep resting on the learned one...

I've hammered on this more than once.

Most of the Bespoke suit garbed charlatans you see around setting up these churches with some exotic and funny sounding names are all retired mentally deranged fellows.

You know how mad people tend to want to sound spiritual sometimes and the moment they've been able to grasp a few bible quotations and prayer lyrics from the many prayer sessions held on their behalf while they were in their cocoo land, they"d start muttering those lyrics as they walk up and down.

As soon as they get the presence of mind to remember they aren't supposed to be roaming about in their birthday suites they'd go get a grade c okrika monkey coat, find and un-used land to erect some shacks, begin to scream and yell mumbo jumbos including the rubbishes he picked from the many prayer sessions he had been subjected to.

Before you know it, hunger and hardship would have drawn nosey passersby/neighbours to see if they can find an end to their poverty from the stead of this new-to-town educated babalawo while mistaking his bullocky utterances for visions and speaking in tongues.

So-called sanes will begin to troop in to rever an insane one and before you'd say Jack, this kolo man who had migrated from some 5 towns a far and popular known as "akpoto" for his trekking abilities, soon begins to be called "Daddy" by some knuckleheaded nincompoops to the amazement of those who truly know him.

Recovering-mad and ostracised people all over parading as pastors and given all regards/attention by the so-called learned folks.

I thank God for the day I sat myself down and decided I'd need to travel out of Nigeria to go find me some life even though i had set about that through an unconventional means (on foot), but at least we got the job done and couldn't have been happier/thankful for the education, training and experiences which have turned out to truly been worth every lows I encountered on my perilous sojourn in the long run.

Why you think say monkey like banana...

Don't waste your time...the answer lies in the question above.

cornerplus:
Daddytime too

Lol you catch me...

He's cooling off in jail, getting banged up while dropping the soap and trending on Nairaland.
Very silly and yucky of the babe...disgusting

They should be deported back through Libya...that's a shorter route to get to KD

You went to further your studies abroad and still believe in swearing with a bible?

Wetin be the name of your school for Netherlands and which city make I come give you brain resetting konk for head..

Ben je gek of zo jongen?

Continue to mumu follow woman when dem yakpa everywhere according to the latest report wey dey front page.

You still didn't answer her simple question.

Now let me re-phrase the question..

You don marry her?

Reno Omo Okro. Omo Agege Bread nephew...

Have you used this gen before or know someone who has without issues?

I'm asking because I had one like this I brought in from Europe. In fact the gen been don dig grave to bury me na so I quickly push am inside the grave wey him dig.

Nigerian mechanics go help you comot all the sound proof naked am finish.

Be wise o