₦airaland Forum

Mayflowa:
Actually, there is a divorce party. I was shocked one I first heard and experienced it

Of course I know...there is job loss party too...

Very much agree with you Tony...

A country should be throwing a bash whenever it gets criticized by IMF even though the Chinese won't be any different on the long run, but in the meantime and because we must borrow to meet our atrocious huge cost of governance, I'd still choose the lesser evil and go with the Chinese.

My only fear be say...very soon we all go get Chinco name because dem don take over.

I don choose my Chinco name down...

Ogbuefi Bao...ni hao...

Na so dem Bill Gates and Dangote go see me soon come shake their head In admiration say "wow...you are very rich"..

So sayeth the Lord of all host and the controller of the universe.

Zero self-esteemed guy....

Lilian saw through his two-faced being...

Na which language the woman dey speak...this is not our English language...this is Englarab...

Dem tey for the matter sef....

Kudos to dem

Uhhh uhhh

Life goes on....

You for throw failed marriage bash or shower for them na...

Nonsense and igrejent...

alert01:
You always make me laugh,,

Laughter is the food and music of the soul....

Darivie04:
You cannot easily solve it by trial and error cause the question has no integer solutions.

The solutions can be obtained this way though...

Let the first,second,third and fourth box be w,x,y and z respectively.
We now have the system:
w+x=8...(1)
w+y=13...(2)
x+z=8...(3)
y-z=6...(4)

Adding (3) and (4)
x+y=14

Adding (1) and (2)
2w+x+y=21
2w+14=21
2w=7
w=3.5

x=8 - 3.5
x=4.5

y=13 - 3.5
y=9.5

z=8 - 4.5
z=3.5

Therefore,
The first box is 3.5, the next box by the right is 4.5 and the two boxes below are 9.5 and 3.5 respectively.

Wow...you sabi book oo

Which school you go? I wan go start that school make I sabi book like you...

JasonScoolari:
Greetings boss.

This your maths dey complicated. Make I nor go wound my brain.

You be very bad godfather....your god-daughter don vex...lol

I'm still trying to find the message on Everest....and yes I am on Mount Everest...

JasonScoolari:
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Jason Baba....lol

Why is this guy trying to be clever by half. I am even more shocked to see some people hailing him even though it's difficult to make any sense of the so-called budget with most things lumped up under an auspicious sub-heading to confuse the gullible.

Where is the same NASS budget for 2015, 2016 and 2017?

There is an answer to this teaser....

That's the greatest command in all the religious books but yet the most difficult or almost impossible to keep.

Life goes on...no time to check time

Funny as Bleep

A great way to keep the lazy mofos busy...lol

shomutuski:
I'm currently serving in one of the government parastatals under the petroleum ministry and i can tell you that they waste money... currently i am amassing strong evidence against them and i would be needing everyone's help to show how they destroy taxpayers money.

Beautiful and a way to go...you got our supports and do thread with caution as you set about doing what q "model l citizen" should do in such instances.

Thumbs up man. ..

It's even more ridiculous and heartbreaking knowing the poor lad was innocent.

Are they sure those officers are not Nigerian sars?

The idiots are so rag tag and dumb that it is so obvious how detached and un-aware they are from the happenings around them.

These guys mirror everything wrong with the Nigerian system...

Crime pays not on the long run but you guys will always disagree.

You have been harvesting from a farm you never cultivated while claiming "street smart"..

Now it's time to reap that which you truly cultivated so, enjoy your fruits in peace...

See you at the end of this next level when my legitimate hustle must have gone international with your grey hairs "while learning lefty for old age" starting life afresh...

HigherEd:
Bishop is smart and politically conscious. He knows if he puts a total stranger there hijacking is a probable event... When addjeman saw $60,000 monthly income way back in 2003 in Accra Ghana, he severed communication with the Nigerian church and hijacked the Ghanian branch... Now imagine branches in New York, London, UAE, Pretoria, Texas, Toronto etc and the wealth they control. Those sort of branches can lead a minister astray because you may start to wonder why you are serving a man in a third world country and have to remit most of those plenty money to Nigeria..

True word....

All man for himself...God for us all...

Na so...beautiful achievement.

Akin to taking Ice to Alaska to sell to the Alaskans...if them buy...na your luck be that...

Baba jejely position him daughter and husband to head Texas branch...if na you nko?

Great thinking...great product. ..

The man no normal...thank Goodness he was apprehended before he got to the innocent girl....

That poor girl for fail the exam woefully...with anything wey this man tell her..

Lol...

Sometimes I just seat and wonder how civil servants and minimum wage earners can live in Abuja/other expensive cities, and comfortably afford the high cost of rentals which is often thrice or more of their annual salaries.

As a government, you rightly have a cap on salaries and how much you can pay your workers who must be living in these areas to be able to work for you but you forgot or choose to forget to place cap on rentals such that your citizens/workers won't be over-exploited and would have some change to feed and meet other needs.

How the government hopes to fight or discourage corruption without tackling these basics still seems to me like a mirage.

This is creativity at its best..

Banks are always swift to take over properties but usually quick to release statements of denials, rebuttals and confusion as in the case of Innoson V GTBank 2019...

Now I wish innoman deal appropriately with the bank..

jcccccc:
i wonder why blacks are so imbecilic and shallow in reasoning.

how did you just conclude he committed suicide.

this is the easier way murderers get away these days by hanging their victims on a rope to look like suicide.

the police should investigate this matter immediately

White smart man with deep unimbecilic reasoning..have you called the cops to begin investigation yet?

Burgerlomo:
Our association doesn't tolerates any nonsense

Hahahhha. ....abeg una still get membership forms?

veneza:
ewa agoyin is not as popular as you think,that all Nigerians should know,it's only popular among the yorubas

Actually heard the delicacy has its origins from Togo..