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That tap is a Nigerian politician.

What Nigerian politician should we name him after?

DannyG8:
at your age you never get sense how USA take be Britain oga , you no no say nah Britain colonize USA

Olodo rabata

Go play in the sand with your mates Dundee.

Dem go run go report to senior bros U.S now...oleh dem

Russia dey wait for all of una

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The guys wey no understand my submission come begin dey quote me to yarn opata, make I come down to una level maybe una go understand small.

U.S and U.K matter be like Emoney and Kcee matter. I hope una go fit understand now.

This is just so so evil.

People don chop kpokiyor tire for life. Na just God and immune system dey help us all.

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For those asking to know what kpokiyor means:

For Niger Delta pidgin, e mean, any uninvinted/unwanted guest for human body or pot of food as a result of poor hygiene or unsanitary environment..

You go chop kpokiyor could mean: you go chop poison or you go chop winch or you go chop wet in go kpai you.

Nice business.

Over #1B per kilometer.

None of dem kumuma black again.

Everybody na oyibo these days.

Na few of us still dey drink Guinness.

As much as I despise Buhari's style of governance and penchant for always borrowing, many parts of this report are straight-up fallacious and rabble-rousing in my opinion.

Me wey despise maths like hell still fit use logic understand say the answer fit be 2.

Restriction of herders.

All the moooooohhh are coming out to say daddy oyoyo


Work-free day for them all...

Village people don enter trouble for Nigerian bloggers hand.

Dem no even sabi act sef....Dem need more acting lessons

But come oh....

Why our yoruba people dey always quick to open mouth dey shout "ah, ah, ah"

Not funny at all

efficiencie:
GOD bless you. You have divine sense. I have been inspired and ministered to by Daddy Oyedepo but this statement he is making, as far as I am concerned, is not from GOD or of GOD but of man...how can a person be loved by you and that person will not be your friend? And he will share the same heaven with the same minister? If the minister in question is a minister of darkness, his job is too bring such a person to the light but if his light is not bright enough to bring such a person to the light he should simply state that...instead of declaring that he loves all ministers but not all ministers are his friend...our church leaders are leading the sheep of Christ astray with their common sense doctrines. The bride of Christ are those that are not bound by the walls of attrition of any denomination...they are those who follow the example of Christ as revealed through his servants, through the scriptures, through supernatural revelation and through reflection. Instead of uniting they keep fanning the flames of division and on their watch the blood of innocents are being spilled daily. Boko haram, iswap, kidnappers, ritualists, robbers, bandits, unknown gun men and the tyrannical governments are having a field day but the sons of light are fighting themselves...so sad!

You are matured both spiritually and physically.

You earned my respect for your open-mindedness and being able to use your God-given spirit of personal discernment instead of allowing yourself get drowned in the usual herd mentality of " The MOG is always right and thus unchallengeable" even where he is obviously not in the right.

That's his Ballon d'or".

Kiko kiko

What a shame...

Black Lives Matters

Oyibo go just dey look dem dey yimu and chuckle

This should call for a state of a health emergency.

Those graves as usual or expected aren't up to 6 feet deep due to religious sentiments.

Oh, okay.

Maybe we'd need to wait for the holy spirit to come and interpret this statement properly to us the carnal minds.

My inference from the above would be " I love Jesus, but he's not my friend, or I love Oyedepo, but he's not my friend".

To understand the English sef na war...

How do you hate what/who you love or love what/who you hate?

The purported call from the CID office sounds very well like one of your pals.

What the foot can not do, the hand is doing it.

All na ball.


Bring on England...make we colonize them for once.

What the foot can not do, the hand is doing it.

All na ball.


Bring on England...make we colonize them for once.

Ekpa...

She no even fit pretend say she even get small thing for her empty skull.

Yahoo plus boys don suck this one empty and dry.

Foolish idiots.

How this man take be Nigerian man now?

Na wa o

So touching.

Keep resting in peace, Prophet T.B Joshua

Olvic:
Y you mean tree lions right?

Yes, TREE layuns

She's sure to land something better, if for no other reason at all, but for her patriotism, love for the three lions, and of course, the round leather game.

Nothing happens by accident.

Scammers who would seat behind their tv sets, tune on to CNN, BBC, AJAZEERA and the likes, just to replicate whatever they see or hear on there in order to continue to perpetuate their thieving as usual.

No be only Delta strain, Na Bendel and Ogbomosho strain.

Bastards.

superCleanworks:
Hi. I will like to know if you are a scrabble player living around this area.

I live in Garki. Would have been fun.

Just imagine...

Na God be the ultimate and assured security.

All these popo wey dey always sleep and lose guard on duty are of course humans too.

Genius.

Na now some of us dey use old age wan begin learn lefty. But it's all good.

Life na marathon, no be sprint.

Femi, abeg allow Baba to do this one by himself for once. Kpele

setobaba:
There is only one way we can proof that. You know it ��make i paste Aza send me 6m let’s start from there

I go send you 6M CFA or Zimbabwe dollars.

Laslas 6m na 6m

setobaba:
Lol UK used 2018 Maybach
The truth is if you have one, you won’t be here replying to this

Haba

So because I dey use Maybach I no suppose dey come naira land.

You know how many of my friends wey get private jets wey dey come here come let off steam and just be normal?