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Wetin even dey this life sef?

In fact....

Ben Affleck Simpson.

And someone had the temerity to quote this essay?

Some people no dey fear oh.

Send her the cash to support her with the baby stuff and get on with your present hustle to raise enough cash for your skilling up.

I wished you could have sorted yourself with the girl, but at the end of the day, marriage no be by force.

Do not sever contact with her no matter what. Do your bit in caring for the kid when he/she finally arrives.

"I will impregnate it".

This one na one of those "continue reading here" tories.

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Murderers...

The honest and undiluted truth is always never pleasant to the ears.

Thanks for this history even though some of us have had snippets of the story passed down from generations before us.

This must have been some really traumatic and Scary moment for everyone involved.

Just seeing water climb up to your neck..some people go don poopoo and piss for their pants already.

**The guy below wan tell us about Noah and the Ark".

Take a deep breath. Re-evaluate your life, priorities, and choices.
Discover yourself, and you'd realize you aren't in any competition with anyone, you can't be somebody else, and you can only be a better version of yourself by reaching deep within yourself to rediscover "you".

Nicole no go ever marry again lai lai

It still won't stop them from beheading you should their C in C give the go-ahead.

Don't be surprised when they tell you it is even a sin or a ridicule for an infidel to finance the building of a mosque.

Dem no even allow dem stand too close to Bubu.

Classlessness at it's best.

Negroes...

We are all one and the same.

What a perfect name.

"TO KANO".

Rice of life.

The word "Church" plus all its accompanying titles like, "Bishop, Prophet, Pastor, etc" have become monumental jokes.

More investigation will sure turn up new evidences.

Chatterbox extraordinaire. This babe sabi talk.

It sure looks good on her.

She's got a beautiful skin too so long as it isn't cream-induced.

Congratulations to you guys.

Klemjaay:
Na wa

The guy matter dey make me shame.

The worst part be say, shit no dey him nyansh oh and no be say e dey benefit from the administration.

Very hard to understand.

Happened:
Happy birthday to Emanuella.� �

Your glory will keep on shining, may you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best.

Help me wish her well �

#HBD #Emanuella

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Happy birthday, darling.

Keep soaring and breaking limits.

DaOriginalCEO:
My cousin, a die-hard fan of Buhari came to me for help (his wife was in the hospital). I told him that things are hard right now, that Nigeria is not smiling. So I told him that, maybe "I can help after 2023 when a better person becomes President sha"

He was so disappointed and left angrily...me no send him.

I've got an idiot like your cousin in Abuja.
The dolt irritates everyone to no end.

Incidentally, he is from Benue State, a die-hard Buhari worshipper regards himself as a Northerner, and would tell you the killings in his state are perpetrated by his own kinsmen.

If na me be the groom, she must follow Davido oh because na there the marriage end.

What sort of disrespect and disregard is that?

For those yet to see the video, do not waste your MB. There was nothing of such in the video.

Hmmm

Bros, na which business you dey do? Make I know how I want take advice you.

Cool man with a Large heart from the "Big Heart" state.

Mad man Perez (FFK) senior brother must have something to say behind the cameras.

Black is indeed beautiful.

1000 ways to die...

Sad sight.

Senseless.

So na only papa and mama style these Japs dem sabi?

Nigerian athletes, in particular, go just put hand for waist burst laugh.

Wetin do obukoko style or hug the wall abi na touch your toes?

This woman wan cause serious gbege between these two men.

I find this despicable and abhorrent.

This is one incitement taken too far.

Wow....

This is some rain and flood.

Joe Igbokwe isn't doing his job very well.

The citizens need to be sensitized on the need to keep water channels free from their trashes too.

The above still won't completely eradicate flooding as we've seen in developed worlds, but what we presently see in our own cases are purely man-made.

This is what we all have been waiting for...

Poor Naira...the trash bags are symbolic indeed.