Hahahahaha

sugarban11:
religion is a scam, though, My dad is a muslim and my mum is a xtan.

Folks just take a while to listen to some of the greatest minds that have ever lived. The last is my favourite

“The more I study science, the more I believe in God.”
Albert Einstein

“The question of whether there exists a Creator and Ruler of the Universe has been answered in the affirmative by some of the highest intellects that have ever existed.”
Charles Darwin: the founder of evolutionary biology

“This sense of wonder leads most scientists to a Superior Being – der Alte, the Old One, as Einstein affectionately called the Deity – a Superior Intelligence, the Lord of all Creation and Natural Law.”
Abdus Salam: winner of the 1979 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in electroweak theory.

“A scientific discovery is also a religious discovery. There is no conflict between science and religion. Our knowledge of God is made larger with every discovery we make about the world.”
Joseph H. Taylor, Jr., 1993 Nobel Prize in Physics, discovered the first known binary pulsar, and proponent of the Big Bang theory

“God [is] the author of the universe, and the free establisher of the laws of motion.”
Robert Boyle: the founder of modern chemistry.

“The fanatical atheists are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who – in their grudge against traditional religion as the ‘opium of the masses’ – cannot hear the music of the spheres.”
Albert Einstein

“God created everything by number, weight and measure.”
Sir Isaac Newton

“Both religion and science require a belief in God. For believers, God is in the beginning, and for physicists He is at the end of all considerations… To the former He is the foundation, to the latter, the crown of the edifice of every generalized world view.”
Max Planck

“As we conquer peak after peak we see ... the truth of which is emphasized by every advance in science that ‘Great are the Works of the Lord’.”
Sir Joseph J. Thomson, founder of atomic physics.

. “The gift of mental power comes from God, Divine Being, and if we concentrate our minds on that truth, we become in tune with this great power.”
Nikola Tesla

“I have looked into most philosophical systems and I have seen that none will work without God.”
James Clerk Maxwell

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind"
Albert Einstein

"A little science estranges a man from God; a lot of science brings him back"
Albert Einstein, Francis Bacon, Louis Pasteur, Blaise Pascal, Rewin Schrodinger, Galileo Galilei, Isaac Newton, Max Planck, Nicolaus Copernicus, René Descartes, Werner Heisenberg

How much do you know Gernot Rohr?

He could be called Mr Fired!!!

Rohr was fired by Étoile Sportive du Sahel on 15 May 2009
Fired by FC Nantes (league 2) on 3 December 2009 after 6 months in charge
Replaced Alain Giresse at the Gabon national football team on 21 February 2010 (fired?)
Resigned as Niger national football team coach in October 2014 after 2 years (longest time as coach)
Fired by Burkina Faso national football team on 22 December 2015
Shortlisted for the Guinea national team job in July 2016
To be fired by Nigeria Football Federation ... Your guess is as good as mine!

kel4soft:

Life jacket work depending on the current of the water the jacket is been usel, the essence of life jacket is to suspend you for the time been when there is an accident pending when you will have rescue operatives. Bonny water especially this Peterside area is something else, the wave there can scare the hell out of someone. I won't be surprise if some of those victims died as a result of fear.

Life jackets indeed work, but the usage depends on the type of boat (open boat or enclosed)

In the case of open boats, which I recommend, you must wear your life vests. In case of mishaps, you are thrown into the water and the vest suspends you until rescue comes. It could actually suspend you for days. For Bonny area, help usually comes in minutes. (Avoid night travels)

For closed boats however, if there is a mishap, you are not thrown into the sea. You are rather confined inside the boat and the vests will make it impossible for you to swim out!!! You will therefore be trapped. This was what happened in the unfortunate accident this morning. The boat drivers do not help matters as they also overload the boats, blocking the isles with seats. This will multiply the chances of not being able to come out as many passengers will struggle within that confined space. The survivors are usually those near the entrance.

Safety tips
1. Use open boats and wear life vests for the duration of the journey.
2. If closed boats is the only option, do not wear life vest inside the boat. Stay as near the entrance as possible. If possible, gang up with other passengers and ensure the captain does not block the isle with seats to accommodate more passengers.
3. Avoid night travels
4. Boats with double engines record less breakdowns. Use them if possible

May God give their families the grace to bear the unfortunate loss

This is called Bertrand's box paradox in Mathematics (Simple probability theory)

More ideas before I help out

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Oh bro,

I thoght you meant 150 to 200k. I will not advise you to go for a 20K laptop. It will only cause you heart aches.

All the best bro

Daddy

Hi Folks,

Never knew there are apple freaks like me. I got an ipod 3 years ago and between then and now, I have used 3 ipods, the latest being my latest toy , the 32G Ipod Touch 3rd Generation. Last November, I decided to try the macbook and I got myself a macbook air and the feeling has been breathtaking. I ended up buying the MC207LL for my wife, who by the way is also a huge fan.

1 problem though, I have not been able to transfer videos and photos from the mac to my itouch. I notice that the sychronisation only attempts to transfer from the itouch to the computer and not the other way round. I tried several permutations with itunes and it appears it only receives videos purchased from itunes store.

I know I have not done the right thing and I am back to naija where unfortunately there are no friendship centers.

Any assistance?

Daddy

Call me on 08054198774. I might just have the solution for you

email

xl4_20@yahoo.co.uk

More pictures ,

na na na na na na na na na

Call me first
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And the engine , cute , never washed before!!!

More pics

Hi Guys

Finally posted the pictures. I belong to the typewritter age you know

Let me hear your thoughts. My clock is ticking

Daddy

Gents,

Inspection is set for Thursday at Shell RA. For those that have indicated interest, call me ASAP so I can make provisions for you at the gate

Daddy

Will try now.

Coulor is light brown

Daddy

pic size too large.

someone pls advice me on how to reduce the file size

Daddy

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[/quote]guys i want every body to open their eyes search for information on Dunlop the smartest makes the highest money in stock don't be a baby boomer.

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 Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians
« #22295 on: Today at 02:21:38 PM »  

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Hi Gurus the site have been of immense help yo me please advice me what are your take on Equity Assurance and Lasaco insurance [quote]

Guys,
It's been two bloody weeks, at least for me.  I had a couple of panic sell offs and as result, the cash balance in my portfolo is scary, at least by my standard, very scary.
My bank offered me a facility whereby all my stocks will be placed in lien and transfered to a special account. They in turn will give me a fund that is 2.33times the total portfolio value. The sum is very huge brother, (No need to mention the figure to protect the faint herated, my first loan from a bank

Problem is I have no clue where to start. I was looking at low caps
Beta Glass,
Scoa,
Chellarams
Dunlop

I am also looking at
Oceanic bank
Unilever
Lasaco
Equity

But then I am more familiar with engines and projects than with the capital market. We need to keep securing our futures however.

Lets rub minds.

[/quote]C & I Leasing don vex again and it is now on net bid. One day we go sabi wetin dey cook inside this company sha. If na bonus make someone carry the strong rumour come na    

Make I take hand cover my own jeje. [quote]

My brother,

I had loose dough in one of my accounts my better 'judgement' was in favour of dumping all in Oceanic and see how it goes. The broker (actually the head of research in his firm) encouraged me to  split the dough into two and do C&I and Unilever 50/50. I entered yesterday. According to him, their results are due soon and so much restructuring is going on at the moment. He hinted at a bonus issue by both company and he gave a 3-4months horison. According to him, Oceanic UBA Zenith and Diamondall have a 9-11month horison. I am not too good at the market and I may need to put in more dough within the next few days.

What's your take?

Pumping, Windy,, Guys,
Help out a bro in need.

I just offloaded a large chunk of my IBTC shares and I have (annoyingly so) so much cash balance in my portfolio. Someone told me It was a bad decision but what the heck, I have over 150% returns.

Problem, What do I buy with all that cash. I need to do so within the next few day before I go dark again. I will be dark for a minimum of 1month during which my access to the internet will be limited to a few minutes per day and monitoring of the market will be very difficult.

So pleeaase consider carefully before you advice as so much dough is on the line. Thanks a million
Daddy

Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians
« #18258 on: Today at 06:18:33 PM »  

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oshkosh so all this talk of IBTC not sending anyone true-- my home boy told me the same thing that though they R viewed as trail blazers they are inpersonal don`t reply emails and their website is wack as  most browsers advise against accessing their stockbroking site

Hey Bro, My personal experience might help. I got so frustrated with IBTC once that I had to log on to their site and copied the names of all the folks in their stock brokerage department. I called the help lines for their three of their Lagos offices requesting to speak with a couple of those names. I chose a time when the offices must have closed and gave an impression I had to reach them regarding a mandate which they must act on. I struck gold. I got GSM numbers of three people and they have been my contact since then. I call them each time I send a mandate as well as copy them in any of my mandates. It has worked, at least so far.
Good luck  

HAPPY NEW WEEK GUYS,

I BUMPED INTO SOME DOUGH WHICH MAY ONLY BE IN MY ACCOUNT FOR 2 MONTHS MAX. IT IS DOUGH I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE . I AM THINKING OF LUMPING ALL INTO LASACO TOMORROW, BUT I NOTICED IT LOST HUGE TODAY DESPITE OPENING HIGHER.
YOUR THOUGHTS

DADDY

Gentlemen , sorry and Ladies(I hope)
See what IBTC have to say this week. Hope it helps. I still stand behind Lasaco though

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Quote from: Daddyzee on Today at 06:48:16 PM
Hi Guys,
This is actually my first post to this forum (though I have been secretely benefiting from all your posts.   You guys are great.
As to the post on Lasaco, Just watch this.
                             OPEN      HIGH      LOW         CLOSE          VOLUME
FSDH                   5.18          5.64       5.12        5.12            142,282,350
TRW                     5.38         5.64        5.12       5.24             151,400,519
LEAD CAPITAL      5.18         5.64        5.12       5.37             118,377,023
CPTL ASSETS        5.18         5.64        5.12       5.39             181,846,675           
Quite confusing huh. Guys what do you think?


SO u are one of the deep pockets eh?
The NSE website reads
NSE                 5.18         5.64        5.12       5.39             181,846,675       

The FSDH spreadsheet by email also has the correct NSE numbers. My advice; wait till ~ 6PM lagos time and get the data from Zenith Sec, NigerianSecurities, the FSDH spreadsheet or the NSE website. All those sources should jive by then and are authentic. Anything that comes out early is work-in-progress.

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My Brother!!! No pocket is deep enough. We shall get there though

Thanks for the clarificafication.

Guys, If you entered Lasaco at between 4.03 and 4.15 about two weeks ago, at what point will you realistically come out considering the uncertainties in the Insurance sector.

Also what are your objective thoughts about entering Diamond Bank Tomorrow. I have been not been able to do more than 25% with Diamond Bank in 2months inspite of all the hype. Both of my brokers adviced me to buy more of it.

Aside Diamond bank, any thoughts on where to enter between tomorrow and Friday.

I tried unsucessfully for the past three weeks to get into a few of the private placements. Maybe Lead Capital did not try hard enough. Any one available now?

I also put in a mandate for the past one week for Skye bank on the floor and same story,  not available(Even when IBTC bought a little for me within the same time frame.

So much querries bah
Waiting

'LASACO did  181,846,675 in terms of volume in 1 day. Me i fear insurance!'[color=#000099][/color]

Hi Guys,
This is actually my first post to this forum (though I have been secretely benefiting from all your posts.   You guys are great.

As to the post on Lasaco, Just watch this.

                            OPEN      HIGH      LOW         CLOSE          VOLUME
FSDH                   5.18          5.64       5.12        5.12            142,282,350
TRW                     5.38         5.64        5.12       5.24             151,400,519
LEAD CAPITAL      5.18         5.64        5.12       5.37             118,377,023
CPTL ASSETS        5.18         5.64        5.12       5.39             181,846,675            

Quite confusing huh. Guys what do you think?