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*waiting 4 ladies reply*

violent:
I wonder how many times this topics will come up on Nairaland!

@Post:

If you are a complete ársehole in an audi TT with a killing dress sense and a stable job, you will probably open another thread on

"How to cope with a thousand girlfriends at a time"

dat realy did it.

Dang bro, u suck. Ok ,advice. 2 shots of whisky and two wraps of igbo. Am tell U ,ur swagger is gona be d bum.

Phat toad?

Aint dat fat?

Big tube tits, tyre belly, toad jaw, and so phat ass. Was dat wot u wanna knw?

Nw dis realy gt me. Phew.

Prrrrrrrrrr, u didnt get me. Lala la la la

I dnt do phat gurls, so sweaty and irritating.

Oh, platinum and jaquan. Such a nice pic.

Luiz?

Nawa o d guy dey craze. C as im komot special koko.

Oops, gonna restart ma phone.

Bt ehmm,

Abygul:
its ok.now tell me hw av u bein all day hope u did nt miss me too much and hw did buzziness waka 2day hope u guys made sales

Bt ehmm,

Abygul:
its ok.now tell me hw av u bein all day hope u did nt miss me too much and hw did buzziness waka 2day hope u guys made sales

Bt ehmm,

Abygul:
its ok.now tell me hw av u bein all day hope u did nt miss me too much and hw did buzziness waka 2day hope u guys made sales

Hmm, nawa o. Luiz i dey hail o. . . Bt i tot u were a student.

Girl friend, no no.

Ha nobody dey here. Am out.

Y u knw link moyola nah? By d way, komot googles fain anoda person giv am.

Yeah , shes cupid. Bt um ,can i claim u?

U want a gender war, right?

Gud 4 u. . .

Wot i ll do . . . . Ehm giv it a lil try and move on. . . Dats y was mostly d sucker then, bt nw? Am playin d game. D duke of dukes. . .

Ebonyeyes:
Yes that scent is Marc Jacobs "Lola" It supposed to be a sexy scent, glad you like it


Hugs Daduke

hey luiz, prrrrrr, i don collect my own. Bt wait o, shey u don leave pweety kom dey fain ebony? Mak i go cal am sef, u go hear nwii .now nw

As u dey deny me toto, u don 4get say u go nid koko. Dat 1 na im biz, i get standby gen.

Una don leav wetin una com 4 dey do anoda tin, abeg wey ma own hug jare! Man no be wood,

@desthan, ok oo, bt which day u dey start work nah.

Eww, so touching, make dem go buy studio pad.

Ah, tot u wuldnt kom , my honourable minister of refuse bin, bt wait o make u no finish dat smal money wey dem dash u oo, na frm d money u go buy water proof giv ur workers.

Una no c say dis post is three yrs old, they 4 don born two pikin now. Make una stop am oo.

@delagasky, 4 ur mind nw, u loff hbabe. Mscheww, abeg kpolli knack me shine shine bobo.