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How abt a G who can lift u up wit no hassles? |
So can i get a free lap dance and vip ticket. |
Nice story, kip it up dude. |
Hapy bufday barman. Ehm niggy can i hav a bottle of armarula |
Its just a silly prank. Most of them get fish brain. |
ROTFL, hahahahahaha, hehehehehehe, hihihihihihi, hohohohoho, huhuhuhuhuhu. Cant stop laughing. Me finks dis shld be moved 2 d jokes section. LMAO. |
Dont 4get 2 pop champagne. Be perfect, dont slip whilst using oyinbo lang. If u F up, u wil mak a very funny topic wen she gets in d midst of her friends. |
No it aint ma guy. If u dont like it , u aint hip. Thats it. |
@googles, re u guyz lockin up? Plz lemme rush down a shot of whisky. Sumtin unimaginable just happend 2 me nw. Abeg just one shot darl. |
Nawa o. C as u guyz kom render my man in2 smallie. Na my fellow man o, make una take am easy o |
Oops. Dat didnt go down wel. Wasnt wot i meant. |
Waiting |
Guyz i knw it aint right. Bt hw abt preventin d cause of d slap, maintainin a level head wen slapd, quitin d tensed scene , d works dat might cause d fight. Like playin rihanna. |
@ebony. So i nw nid 2 lynched because i told d truth. Women want 2 remain young, al d beauty products in d market are mostly 4 them. Function: to luk young and beautiful and y is it done? It al boils down 2 attractin d opp s.ex |
@ayett. Lets say in d attempt, u stab him 2 death over a stupid story 4 d fight, u wuld b justified right? |
Taa bu ubochi ndi nne. Ndi nne maama. Hapy motherin sunday. @platinumnk, u knw d basics dont u? |
@roki, how d u mean? Can u xplain? |
Shave it off yourself. |
Just tuck it in. Dont b a blabber mouth. |
@honeric, yes he was. A very strong one 2. I lov 2 imitate his romantic life. |
Wots actualy wrong wit dis guy and multiple ids. Nna ibukwa ezigbo ezi o. |
First, my name aint dadukes, am da duke. Gud. He s a character in a movie, SMALLVILLE. |
Phew, dat shld hav gon 2 autos, bt thanx anyway. Hav a glas of cognac on me. Sit down |
Lol. Pigeon is a bird |
Ì think he is clark kent. |
Google dear, u lukin gud dis evenin, ur new promotion? Get me a glas of water plz. |
@rawswaga. Am suposd 2 tel u dat. U read b4 postin. Luiz niggy sup. Hurry and get cutie anoda glas. Hers empty. |
It aint fake. Ever been involvd in amstel malta box office? |
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