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Just mum and dad's nos. And few of ma peeps though.

I knw dey wear okirika like d one u hav, hav u seen a 7000£ suit? Talk more of puttin it on. I can get u one bt u may nt measure up.

rokiatu:
nothing yet, I have been told a lot of sweet things, but really they just go in my other ear and pass through the
other one maybe the day he ask me "Will you marry me"? then that will definitely be a sweet song to my ear.

really? will u marry me?

Who wear suit? Dat tin na monkey jacket. :-D

ROTFL, bros na 440 race d girl go take.@ op, excuse me nne , i love u, talk ur own.

*comes in, sees a man U jersey* @u yjay right? Nice jersey. U cute. Ehm googles dear sup, long time. Barman can i hav a glas of water pls.

Cant read 4 ma exams, nid 2 quit NL . *y cant i fal in love. * i nid a ride 2 shuttle 2 school.* wots naija turnin in2. *

Seven months . A premature. Hehehehe

Tom and jerry, since day 1. Nawa 4 una o.

Oboy c correct text!! Wait make i bring pen copy am. I wan send am 2 ma ex.

Ah count me 5.

Advice, she shld take 2 packets of cabin biscuits every morn, 2 apples in d afternoon, and 10 jokes @ nite, bliev me she wuld slim down.

Wil 4giv dem bt they can kis ma a$& gudbye

*panics* Heiiíiiiii, o my gawd, i didnt use it last nite. @op, wots gona happen 2 me?

Com oo, r231 wetin we go do 190 abt googles, im dey always talk abt am everywhere.

No d guy fault nah, his a newbie.

Advice. Jerk off inside a cup, find a long funnel and pour it inside her. Do it 4 nine days. And u wil c d result.

Ma guy , 1 . 1 for u. Stil lafin.

Cantapant, lol.

Time stil dey i go show 4 evenin, meanwhile make i , **grabs a bottle of heineken and runs off**

ROTFL,

And d title of the movie is,

Stevogue:
Mister, I simply couldnt finish reading your infantile blabbing. What's in a drink after all? My take is this: Its a man's choice how he wants to strike up a chat or even relationship with a girl. Am shocked you haven't heard these lines before, even in the most decent climes- "May I buy you a drink?"  or "May I buy you dinner?" Gentlemen in some cases even offer to pay for taxi or bus fares for a gal they admire,just to open up a line of communication and not necessary to jump inside the gals pants. Your machismo display can't fool anybody, because you come across to me as a guy who had bungled many relationships and his most recent attempt ended up, a pig's breakfast and all the prattle you sent as thread is a woeful effort at what psychologists call Personality Compensation!And if you still think they are suckers, then I am convinced you went bonkers a long time ago!

~DEATH~

Lol. @nixnugo, nice one. Bt wuld u date him? because owu ga na asa d guy.

Correct girl.

I be mugu , u be Mtn MAGA , pay as u go. Hehehe

Y u dey vex nah, d babe don chop ya money finish, she no gree u, u kom dey report 4 here. Go hug a transformer. Mscheww.