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No mind am, mak im numb of post dey increase. Bt @op, na silly thread be dis ooo

*prays* I bind u, i cast u. Shekirimamamama, zumbrataya. Receive ur miracle. It is comin . Haleluyia. U can go nw.

Gud poem, hop say na oyinbo, because i no go work 4 Naija

Way 2 go gurl. Hop say tapu tapu hole no dey d pant. Panti ko n' ilo

Nw u gettin al wrong. D op is femme, and pray aint voodoo. Get dat in2 ur head. @poster, nne move on wit ur life.

Original sin. Makes me want 2 fall in love again.

Grrr, cant a gentle man be served? I nid a glas of water, is dat 2 much 2 ask.

*comes in ,luks around. Nt as noisy as last nite. Shrugs* waiter, a glass of water pls.

Nawa o mak una free dis gurl nah.

*blush* cheesy huh?

*Drives in* u guyz serve breakfast, am late.

How abt word change. I lust u. No more l love u.

And complete d sentences underlind from nos 23 to 25. Shade d correct ans only.

Arrrgggg, NL CELEB , al d same, bear hug? Nno.

Oh, i surf free wif phone and lappy.

Free of charge?

D u use d phone browser or opera mini?

Mayb she posted wit a phone. It tends 2 misbehave sumtimes.

U can release 190, bt if u release jaqplatinum nk she wuld com bombard us wif jaquard again. Abeg hollam wel wel.

@googles, nope. ICOSELS.{international conference of students of english and literary studies} twas around feb.

Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.

Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.

Tehehehehe, googles into gurls, very funny. @post, preety and smooth.

D day i wil neva 4get is 14 feb 2010.  I was surfin wit my phone and eatin akara and akamu, in 2 mins it fel insid d akamu, i switchd on my lappy and got odinga virus ,as i rose frm ma bed 2 get my anti virus, i kickd d screen. Angry wit maself i went 2 cal ma gf ,she told me she was ill dat she cldnt mak it. On ma way 2 d soft ware offic i saw ma gf smoochin wif ma dad in a garden bar. Was so angry i didnt slow down 2 climb a pothole and burst ma brain box. I got out of d car and flagd a taxi 2 a beer parlour 2 kool off, lo and behold mumsy wif alhaji, dads biz friend. Quickly left d place, Was so pissed i didnt luk left or rite b4 crosin d road and ended up in a hospital wit two broken ribs and a twistd toe. Hated every1 4 weeks. A Very HAPPY VAL. Twas.

Black sheep.

Its no big deal. Age is just a number.