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*just passing*

Wetin dis one kom mean?

It fit b am cos fine.

Nna u get point there bt CANTARPANT chei mba nu. ROFL.

Blive me she s a Beau.

Nawa o .

May i ask y?

Dont fink so.

So wots ya comment on mine?

Ol boy nawa o, i bin wan dey read dey go bt i must conpess walahi u ar buriful. Kai.

Lol. Then u ve resort 2 m.asturbation.

His name is nonso diobi .bt are u referrin 2 me, u re viewin two pics. :-/

Aiight , giv him sum more time, and c if he is testin u.

Wetin u mean?

Googles abi uniqued?

Guy na head be dat?

Kold. Did u check out d pix?

Which one b dis again?

Sup, pweety. Lovely morn.

*testing microphone eh daduke testing microphone eh*

google dearie when did u become a love doc

thats not her but naijagal is cute. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/nothingtoadd.gif

i dont know

absolutely not

nawa o u sure dis thing happen?

abeg can u xplain i dont know what u are talking abt

guy u no know wetin u go do? as she no gree make u do am. then do am by force,.

MRbrownJAY:
and?!
let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . . 2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . . 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . . Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. . 5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . . 8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . . 13,521 Calories

ROFL , *laughing and throwing up*

oboy  see pointed nose ,  pinnnochio    

719 or 720 lashes of koboko 4 d mods

Googles na ma busines nah. So 4 d 705 or 706 time leave her alone 4 moi